How 2 lose a Guy in 10 days
Author Notes: Hey! This is my 1st fic. Hope ya'll like it! It was originally gonna be my cuz's, Engel Star 13's, but hey we decided to let me have it. Oh, and just so ya'll know, I'm my cuz's inspiration/helper. I'm right up in it, all through it, and all around it!!!!! Ok, that didn't sound right but whatever! Ahem, I know I'm crazy just so ya'll know ahead of time. Oh and weird too, which is a deadly combo. ANYWAYS, getting off track, R&R, k? Let me know how I'm doin'. It'd be a great help. ENJOY!
Disclaimer: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I DON'T OWN RUROUNI KENSHIN!!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHA I DON'T OWN THE MOVIE HOW TO LOSE A GUY IN TEN DAYS AND I FRANKLY DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO DOES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (screaming while running around the house as if in a ritual ceremony)
E13: Now U guys know what I put up with, sweat drops !
Music starts... Record scratching...music stops. Lm2Wild: "Let's cut the crap and get right to the shit, ne?"
"'And that's why the United States Government should leave Puerto Rico the way it is.' Wow, ok that's really great, but it'll never get published in Composure magazine."
"I know, but I couldn't help myself, talking to her last night got this out of me. God! I busted my butt in college just to end up being 'Composure magazine's Megumi Takani How To girl' but I want to write about things that matter."
"Well keep busting your butt. You'll get there."
"Yeah. Thanks Misao" Sighs.
"Ooh, and here is a little something that might cheer you up Meg-chan."
"What?" perked Megumi
"Do you remember that big tall guy who runs some kind of agency, what was his name? Oh, Hiko!"
"Yeah" giggles, "What about him?"
"Well, it just so happens that he sent you a little something."
"Ooh, ooh. Let me see!!!!"
Misao opens a drawer in her desk, and pulls out an envelope. "Here, but open it now!"
"You know what's in town?"
"What? The Lakers?" asked a hopeful Misao who ADORES the Lakers.
"No, THE NBA FINALS and I got...TICKETS!!!" sang Megumi while raising the pitch in her voice, and turning around with a big smile on her face making sure every one heard her as everybody else smiled back, and then lowering her voice. "Wanna go?"
"Aight, but no crazy stunts!"
"A bottle of beer and some pizza, and you'll be singing a different tune."
"Mmm, you know what I like!" admitted Misao happily.
"Staff meeting in 30 minutes girls!" chirped a cheerful Yumi.
Megumi: "Hey, Mi-chan!"
Misao: "Yeah?"
Megumi: "Kaoru, haven't seen her all morning."
Misao: "Probably drowning her sorrows in bed with chocolate."
Megumi: "Ugh, ok, it's my turn. I'll go and get her, meet you at the corner."
Misao: "I'll bring the coffee. Oh, and here take her perfume samples to try."
"Samples, good idea." Said an exasperated Megumi while grabbing her purse, a bag given to her by Misao, and heading out of the office and grabbing a pink sweater.
Misao: "Drama, drama, drama."
Megumi stepped out of the building and took a deep breath.
"Good morning New York." Murmured Megumi.
AN: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA R&R!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE!!!!!!! SORRY, BUT GOOD STOPPING POINT!!!!!!!!!! 4 NOW!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Oh, and please don't report me to the police, or else you wont know how it turns out. Plus if you utter one syllable to the police...I'LL HUNT YOU DOWN LIKE A WOLF!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Author Notes: Hey! This is my 1st fic. Hope ya'll like it! It was originally gonna be my cuz's, Engel Star 13's, but hey we decided to let me have it. Oh, and just so ya'll know, I'm my cuz's inspiration/helper. I'm right up in it, all through it, and all around it!!!!! Ok, that didn't sound right but whatever! Ahem, I know I'm crazy just so ya'll know ahead of time. Oh and weird too, which is a deadly combo. ANYWAYS, getting off track, R&R, k? Let me know how I'm doin'. It'd be a great help. ENJOY!
Disclaimer: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I DON'T OWN RUROUNI KENSHIN!!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHA I DON'T OWN THE MOVIE HOW TO LOSE A GUY IN TEN DAYS AND I FRANKLY DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO DOES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (screaming while running around the house as if in a ritual ceremony)
E13: Now U guys know what I put up with, sweat drops !
Music starts... Record scratching...music stops. Lm2Wild: "Let's cut the crap and get right to the shit, ne?"
"'And that's why the United States Government should leave Puerto Rico the way it is.' Wow, ok that's really great, but it'll never get published in Composure magazine."
"I know, but I couldn't help myself, talking to her last night got this out of me. God! I busted my butt in college just to end up being 'Composure magazine's Megumi Takani How To girl' but I want to write about things that matter."
"Well keep busting your butt. You'll get there."
"Yeah. Thanks Misao" Sighs.
"Ooh, and here is a little something that might cheer you up Meg-chan."
"What?" perked Megumi
"Do you remember that big tall guy who runs some kind of agency, what was his name? Oh, Hiko!"
"Yeah" giggles, "What about him?"
"Well, it just so happens that he sent you a little something."
"Ooh, ooh. Let me see!!!!"
Misao opens a drawer in her desk, and pulls out an envelope. "Here, but open it now!"
"You know what's in town?"
"What? The Lakers?" asked a hopeful Misao who ADORES the Lakers.
"No, THE NBA FINALS and I got...TICKETS!!!" sang Megumi while raising the pitch in her voice, and turning around with a big smile on her face making sure every one heard her as everybody else smiled back, and then lowering her voice. "Wanna go?"
"Aight, but no crazy stunts!"
"A bottle of beer and some pizza, and you'll be singing a different tune."
"Mmm, you know what I like!" admitted Misao happily.
"Staff meeting in 30 minutes girls!" chirped a cheerful Yumi.
Megumi: "Hey, Mi-chan!"
Misao: "Yeah?"
Megumi: "Kaoru, haven't seen her all morning."
Misao: "Probably drowning her sorrows in bed with chocolate."
Megumi: "Ugh, ok, it's my turn. I'll go and get her, meet you at the corner."
Misao: "I'll bring the coffee. Oh, and here take her perfume samples to try."
"Samples, good idea." Said an exasperated Megumi while grabbing her purse, a bag given to her by Misao, and heading out of the office and grabbing a pink sweater.
Misao: "Drama, drama, drama."
Megumi stepped out of the building and took a deep breath.
"Good morning New York." Murmured Megumi.
AN: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA R&R!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE!!!!!!! SORRY, BUT GOOD STOPPING POINT!!!!!!!!!! 4 NOW!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Oh, and please don't report me to the police, or else you wont know how it turns out. Plus if you utter one syllable to the police...I'LL HUNT YOU DOWN LIKE A WOLF!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA