Hello all! I know I should be working on All's Fair in Love and War, but I've had this parody in my head for awhile and It was clamoring to be written. Here you are! I don't own Inuyasha or Three Doors Down's Kryptonite.

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Inuyasha watched Kagome pull herself out of the well and leapt down from the tree to help her out. Pulling out her pack, he grabbed her wrist and hauled her the rest of the way out of the well.

"Thank you Inuyasha." She said, and brushed herself off. Inuyasha perked his ears suddenly, he could hear something funny. He immediately moved in front of Kagome and began to smell the air. "Inuyasha, what is it?" she asked. "I hear something strange. Be quite wench." Inuyasha and Kagome listened in the silent meadow. What sounded like a lot of people talking was very muffled. Or maybe…….

"Inuyasha!" Kagome said suddenly, laughing. Inuyasha growled, he had jumped at her sudden outburst. "What?" he stated. "It was just this!" Kagome held up a round, shiny circle that had little strings connected to it. From two soft looking pads sound was emitting. "This is a CD player, Inuyasha. It plays music." Kagome said. Noticing the interest in is eyes, she added "You can listen to it later if you like." Inuyasha humped and started toward the village.

Later that night, Inuyasha sat in a tree outside of Kaede's hut. In is hands was Kagome's CD player. She had taken great care to teach him how to use it so he would have something to do. 'Ok, this button should start it…' Inuyasha hit the power button and almost fell out of the tree when the music blasted out. Letting forth a string of profanity, Inuyasha turned it down to a comfortable volume and leaned against the tree as the music started.

I took a walk around the world to ease my troubled mind

I left my body lying somewhere in the sands of time

I watched the world float to the dark side or the moon

I fear there's nothing I can do

Inuyasha pressed the pause button and looked up at the night sky. The moon was a quarter. He'd be human soon. The song seemed to understand his fear of the dark of the moon. 'I wonder………' Inuyasha restarted the song, and as he listed, changed the lyrics so they fit his story.

I took a walk around the world to ease my troubled mind

I took a run around the woods to ease my troubled mind

I left my body lying somewhere in the sand of time

I left the camp in there capable protection

I watched the world float to the dark side or the moon

That can stay, he thought.

I fear there's nothing I can do

I know there's nothing I can do

Inuyasha paused the player again. 'This is kind of fun' he thought. Then he unpaused it and continued to change the words.

I watched the world float to the dark side of the moon

That can defiantly stay.

After all our moon had something to do with you

After all the moon can stop me from protecting you

I really don't mind what happened now and then

I really don't mind the fights that we get in

So long as you'll be my friend at the end

So long as you'll stay with me at the end

If I go crazy than will you still call me Superman?

Inuyasha paused it yet again. 'Who is Superman? Sounds like a protector of some kind. Well, that's ok, I'm her protector.'

When I go crazy will you still call me your protector?

If I'm alive and well will you be there holding my hand?

When I'm alive and well will you be there, holding me tight?

I'll keep you by my side with my super human mind

I'll keep you by my side no matter what the odds

Kryptonite

'Kryptonite? What's Kryptonite? Oh well.'

Kagome

You call me strong you call me weak but still your secrets I will keep

'She doesn't call me weak. Nor does she tell me any secrets.'

You call me strong you call me fast and still my love for you will last

You took for granted all the times I never let you down

'She doesn't take stuff for granted either.'

You thank me for the times I've never let you down

You stumbled in and bumped your head

You stumbled through and were attacked

If not for me than you'd be dead

Inuyasha smiled slightly, remembering when he had met her. He had thought she was Kikyo! How wrong he was. That line could defiantly stay.

I picked you up put you back on solid ground

I helped you out, always keeping you safe from harm

If I go crazy than will you still call me Superman?

When I go crazy, you will still stand beside me.

If I'm alive and well will you be there holding my hand?

When I'm alive and well you'll be there, holding me tight

I'll keep you by my side with my super human mind

I'll keep you by my side no matter what the odds

Kryptonite

Kagome

Inuyasha listened as the chorus repeated itself twice more, then the song ended. He played it again and again, committing his new words to memory. 'Maybe someday I'll sing it for her…………' he shut off the player and crept into the quite hut to place it in Kagome's pack. Stopping for just a moment, he brushed some of he hair out of her face, then stole back to his tree. That night, he was able to sleep.

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Awwwwe! I love it! Depending on the reviews I may do more, who knows?