Disclaimer - It just hit me. You know how sometimes someone says you're going to Paris for the summer and you don't realize what they actually said until about five minutes later and you start jumping up and down screaming? (just to let u know I'm American) Yea well that just happened except I found out I don't own Harry Potter. Now I'm going to cry. You should be ashamed of yourself.
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+ Ô-ô This is Colin, my confused muse. Heehaw. And his friend Mr. Bookworm visits Later. heheh +
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Hermione's POV
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Half the mall later, I sat sipping an Orange Julius outside with Aunt Zoë. My load had increased to four bags, not including my purse, which contained two bikinis, (which my aunt had literally dragged me, kicking and screaming, into the dressing room to try on), three new shirts from Hot Topic, one pair of shorts (see statement by bikinis), and two pairs of hip huggers. Dear lord, didn't this woman have anything else to spend her money on? You know, food? Bills? I mean, I recently found out that she was also a witch like me and could probably make her money, but she wouldn't do that, right? I thought about this as I looked her way suspiciously. She didn't notice though, she seemed to be looking for someone. Probably her boyfriend, who she can't stop talking about.
I looked around and saw a dude who literally almost made my eyes pop out who also seemed to be looking for someone. Grinning evilly I poked Zoë in the side and said, "Look over there aunt Zoë. I bet your boyfriends not nearly as hot as that dude over there."
She looked the way my finger was pointing and looked the guy up and down. She smiled as she said, "Oh really, what makes you think he's hot?"
I faked a fainting fit as I said in a dreamy voice, "Well, it could be his spiked sandy blond hair. Or maybe it's his sapphire blue eyes. And of course it has absolutely nothing to do with the amazing six pack he's displaying right now. Oh oh oh! And that awesome silver earring he's wearing right now does not compliment his gorgeous tan at alllll."
§AN: *drool drool*§
Zoë just grinned even harder. (If you hadn't figured it out we're more friends than aunt and niece.) "Why don't you just tell him that? He's on his way here right now."
I looked up, saw that she was right and said, "I think I will."
He was now standing right next to us and drawled in this unbelievably sexy voice, "Hello ladies. What are we talking about over here?" Gad, he looked even hotter up close.
I stood and stuck out my hand. "Hi, I'm Hermione Granger. I was just telling my Aunt Zoë how hot you were and how her boyfriend couldn't be nearly as hot as you." Dude, I cant believe I just said that. Well it couldn't have been bad, considering he shook my hand and smiled.
He then looked at Zoë who looked like she was about to burst out laughing. He smiled at her even wider and offered his hand. She took it and stood. Ok, not good. I'm being left out of something.
Next thing I knew the guy had kissed Zoë and murmured "Hey baby." I stood there in shock. The guy now stood behind her with his arms around her waist as she giggled and said, "Hermione, this is Jake, my boyfriend."
Oh boy. Fun.
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Draco's POV
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I woke up and groaned thinking over my options. Okay, I could either stay in this ice cold bed and freeze in comfort, or I could get up and freeze while watching TV and eating leftover Papa Johns. I chose Papa Johns. I groaned again and slowly sat up and got out of the bed. I walked into the main room of Jake's apartment, dragging the comforter behind me. Zapping the pizza in the microwave, I started flipping through the channels on TV. Nothing, nothing, junk, Kim Possible, Punk'd . . . naw, not in the mood. Haha, Maury, Ricki Lake, oh here we go, FOX. I will never tire of Homer saying DO'H!! haha.
Three TV shows later, I heard the door open and close. I looked at the clock which showed in bright red letters 11:20 PM. "Where have you been Romeo? You left when, 11:20 AM?"
Jake answered with a grin, stole a piece of pizza from the plate I left on the counter and plopped himself down on the couch next to me.
"What's that grin all about? Did you . . ."
Jake pushed me over, "No you idiot. I happen to still be dating the same girl I left home for and had an awesome time. You know she has a niece about your age living with her, she a witch to. Haha." he laughed. "She told me I was hot. SCORE!"
I mock glared at him. She told him he was hot eh? I better go and show her what hot looks like. Heh heh heh. This was going to be fun.
Jake suddenly got up and yawned. "Go to bed. You'll regret it tomorrow if you don't."
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Hermione's POV
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June 7, 2002 (later)
Dear Diary,
Okay, so the day with Jake wasn't that bad. In fact, it was awesome! We went just about everywhere. Everywhere Jake hadn't deemed as gay that is. That included the Arcade, a bunch of night clubs (just to show me, he said,) and the beach. Not a lot of places on his cool list, eh? Lol. Oh, and he has a brother my age. *grins* Poor neglected Draco has competition.
Anyway, the plane ride was awesome. Absolutely hilarious I tell you. Guess who I sat next to!?! Draco Malfoy! Yes, the Draco Malfoy that was talking about earlier. The really hot one? Yea, that one. Well, he sat next to me. I stole his GBA, humiliated him, and made moves on him until he recognized who I was! *cackles evilly* I am sooo bad. Lol. Not really but o well. Woot woot! I got on Draco's ner-erves! I got on Draco's ner-erves! O yes! I think I'm just a bit obsessed don't you? Shhh! Don't tell Zoë! She'd have a field day. MWAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Hyahyahya, I got on his nerves!
Hermione ( the one who got on Draco's nerves)
PS - I did get on his nerves right *looks around suspiciously*
PPS - I'm not hyper at all am I? Hehehehehe
PPPS - Maybe Draco doesn't have that much competition after all. . . .
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Hermione's POV
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BLEEP! BLEEP! BLEEEEEP! I quickly slammed down the snooze button and rolled onto my side, pulling the covers over my head. I faintly heard the sound of the clock hitting the ground and the door slowly creaking open. If I had been in my right mind, I probably would have run from the room screaming. But as I was, I was not in my right mind. And I was under the covers. Therefore I did not see my Aunt Zoë coming in with a murderous and evil look on her face. Nor did I see the pitcher of ice water in her hand. All I knew is that I was under the covers, happily dreaming about Draco and other crushes I've had in my years, when suddenly, one part of my dream became a reality. In my dream, we were chilling by the pool, when Draco picked me up and dropped me in. Next thing I knew, I was wet. And I was in my bed. And my Aunt Zoë was laughing manically and running out of the room, abandoned pitcher on the floor.
"YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS. . . " I screamed jumping out of my bed. I began to run, failing to see the wire trailing from my alarm clock laying dangerously in my path. Ok, my idea of the morning is this. I dreamt, water was dumped on my head, and the culprit got away due to the fact the alarm clock grabbed my foot as I ran. Which resulted in me falling into a strategically placed pile of ice. FUN. O yes, VERY FUN. For the evil, hell-born demon disguised as a normal fun aunt that is. MAN! This is sooo not cool.
Aunt Zoë's head popped back into my room and she laughed and said, "Hurry up! Get dressed! My boyfriend and his brother are here."
I screamed "WHAT?!" and quickly jumped up, lunging at my aunt. She laughed and slammed the door. 'Uh oh' I thought right before I crashed into the door. Painfully sliding to the ground I groaned. Mannnnnnnnn! And that was such a beautiful dream, *sniffle sniffle*
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Draco's POV
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At nine I fell out of my bed. What kind of insanity is this?! A guy is dragged out of his bed before 11 on a summer day?! Oh the humanity! Anyway, I glared at Jake who was laughing and saying that he had come in to wake me up but I had fallen out of the bed first. Riiiiiight. Like I was going to believe that.
"Hahaha, get up, hahahaa, going to, *wheeze* see Zoë, hahahahaaaaa." Jake strode out of my room.
I pulled myself up off the floor. Who was this Zoë who called for being woke up at 9 in the morning? Grr.
"Hurry up and take a shower!" I heard Jake call from the other room.
"PATIENCE IS A VIRTUE!" I roared back.
"Gad, who pushed you out of the wrong side of the bed this morning? Haha!"
My eyes began to twitch as I grabbed a pair of smiley face boxers that said on the elastic band "Strength of 10 men," and walked out of the room.
Jake said "Morning sunshine, showers over there. If you don't hurry up we're going to miss Zoë waking up her niece. And you don't want to miss that. Trust me. She did it to me once."
I showered and rode in the car in silence. By the time we were at the apartment I was in a much better mood.
We walked up to the door and rang the doorbell. BLEEP! BLEEP! BLEEEEP! Gad that must be an annoying doorbell. *AN - Sound familiar? Hehehehehe *
A woman with curly blood red hair and gold brown eyes glowing with excitement opened the door. She whispered, "Hurry up! You guys are just in time for the show!" before leading us to the kitchen. She filled a pitcher with water and ice and poured us each a glass. "How is it?" she whispered again. I gulped half the cup down and quickly regretted it. "Cold!" I gasped, "Very, cold."
"Good." she cackled evilly.
I turned to Jake and said. "I feel sorry for the girl. Oh," turning back to Zoe I said, "By the way I'm Draco."
"Ok Draco, I'm Zoe. Now sit tight and hear the fun."
We watched as Zoe tiptoed up to a door with the pitcher and slooowly opened it. I heard the girl softly mumble something in her sleep sounding strangely like my name. Next thing I knew I heard a huge splash and someone screaming bloody murder while Zoe sprinted out of the door.. "YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS," we heard, then a sudden thud and a shatter sounding somewhat like ice flying and hitting walls.
Zoe seemed to think it was safe because she popped her head back back into the room and said with just a hint oflaughter in her voice, "Hurry up! My boyfriend and his brother are here."
"WHAT?!" a female voice screamed. A look of fear crossed Zoe's face for a moment and she quickly slammed the door. We knew why when a half second later we heard a very, very, big crash against it and a weak, "owwww."
Suddenly I noticed something was speeding towards my head and I caught it. It was the doorknob. How convenient. Sort of.
"Umm, Zoe?" I said as she sauntered back into the room with a triumphantly scary look on her face. "Um, you might be needing this. . . " I muttered awkwardly, offering the doorknob.
"Oh no, you keep that. Almost like a souveneir."
In mock excitement I yelled, "YEA!" and stuffed it into my pocket. The next thing I knew we were all laughing. Laughter filled the room. There was much laughter. How many ways can I say it? Hey now, stop staring. It was funny. I grinned.
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