Title: The wrong hands?
Chapter: 7
Written on: 27th July 2003
Disclaimers: J.K.Rowling owns half of it, if not all.
ive decided to do answers to my reviews... ill start with ones that were written after june cause the rest probably dont read anymore so here goes...
~~~Answers~~~
jul - im trying!!! This is one of my favourite fics at the moment which is why If Sirius Black Had A Daughter is being neglected. Anyways, keep reading!
Sweet Youngn - I'll have a look at some of your fics in a minute. Straight after i finish this chapter, i promise!!!
Chibi - Course I'll continue! I can't leave this one unfinished and know about it... I love this one. And this is going to be my first slashy fic so please enjoy it. Oh and both Draco AND Harry fancy amy, the half veela girl, but i'm going to make them both have a fit of realisation. enough said :oD
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(A/N: ok so ive also decided to put a lil slash in, maybe now maybe later, so if u dont like it then dont read it and please dont complain cause i have just warned u even if i dint in the first place. Im not altogether sure about who to put the slashiness between yet... i could go for the all favoured DM/HP or maybe new girl & someone (or both!). ah well enjoy... and plz plz plz REVIEW!!! even if it's shite (which i dont doubt) oh and read some of the stuff by 'the slytherin twins' its excellent!!!)
oh, and thoughts are like //i want ice cream\\, i borrowed the idea from A.Dee (excellent writer, got a brill fic called the canine chronicles, sirius roolz... i hate j.k... WHY SIRIUS??? sorry... i goned insane again)
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Harry woke up with a start when he heard the door slam. He was wondering who it was until he realised that he wasn't talking to Ron. He changed and went down to breakfast. Draco Malfoy was sitting at the slytherin table next to Amy talking in exciting whispers. //Probably trying to get off with her.\\ He thought grimly. Five minutes later Draco came up to him and whispered, 'she's dyke!' In Harry's ear, his jaw dropped wide open.
He dragged Draco to one side and asked urgently, 'how d'you know?'
'She's trying to get off with Blaise Zambini, you know, african girl, long black hair. Pretty hot too.' He added, eyeing up Zambini.
'Gutting! All the nice ones turn dyke.' Harry muttered. 'We need to convert her!'
'No shit sherlock, I aint letting no girl like her be dyke.' Draco said this time looking at Amy. 'She's the sexiest slytherin we've had in years! She's mine!'
Draco made to walk off but Harry grabbed him by the scruff, 'you can't just name her yours! She isn't like... like a car or something.'
'Oh yeah she is! I'm gunna put her in turbo mode!' He licked his lips.
'Draco! Listen to yourself, you aint gunna win her over by acting like a typical man!' Harry said, holding her back.
'And you aint gunna win her over by sounding like some kinda she-thing.' He laughed. 'Looks like a bloke, sounds like a bloke, talks like a girl, acts like a girl, it's Harry Potter the girl-boy-thing who lived.'
'Yeah, yeah, laugh it up.' Harry glared.
'I bet you aint even straight and you're just pretending.' Draco grinned. 'Infact I bet you fancy me.'
'Now you're taking the mick!' Harry glared eviller. 'Now I remember why I hated you, bigheaded prick.'
'Yeah, I have got one.' Draco grinned.
Harry looked puzzled. 'Got one what?'
'A bigheaded prick.' His grin grew wider.
The raven-haired boy looked disgusted. 'Shut up! Just go back to the slytherin table and make her straight!' He returned to the Gryffindor table. //Well he IS kinda good looking. SHUT UP! That's disgusting! But you KNOW you like him. I don't! Do! Don't! Oh great now you're going insane, arguing with yourself and all.\\ 'Just SHUT IT!' He shouted, making all the Gryffindors look at him.
The other Gryffindors weren't talking to him, but he didn't care, he just ignored them when they spoke about him loudly to eachother making sure that he could hear every word. The only one that he actually liked at that moment was Hermione because she wasn't speaking in loud voices about him, she was reading a muggle book called 'How to make your friends see sense in one conversation', Harry realised she was going to use this against him but he still didn't care.
The Gryffindors laughed at him as he finished his shepherd's pie and got up and made his way to the enterance hall and waited there for Draco. When the silvery-haired slytherin walked in from the great hall, he had Amy with him. Harry raised an eyebrow at Draco, it was answered with the shaking of Draco's head. 'I'm not stupid you know. I know what you're talking about.' Amy said loudly.
'What? I aint done nothing!' Draco Protested.
She had a disbelieving look on her face. 'Then what's with the eyebrow and head shaking?'
'I was asking him whether he has asked you out yet and he said no.' Harry muttered, looking very guilty. If looks could kill then Harry would've been dead.
Amy noticed Draco's glare and realised it was genuine. 'Fair enough, but he aint gotta chance, I'm a lesbian.'
Harry forced a suprised look. 'You're joking!'
'You're just gutted cause you fancy the pants off her.' Draco muttered.
Harry turned read and muttered something unhearable. Amy noticed and said, 'you aint gunna win me over by telling me eachother's secrets. I'm lez, end of and you two aint gunna change my mind.'
'Fair enough, just so long as you take a camcorder when you're- OUCH! What was that for?' Amy punched Draco in the arm. Amy and Harry started laughing. 'It aint funny! I'm gunna be scarred for life now!' He pretended to pout. 'It's supposed to be me laughing at the Great Harry Potter not the other way around.'
'And I should be hating you, not being your friend. But things change don't they?' Harry was suprised at his own seriousness in the situation but thought nothing of it. 'So what we going to do now?'
Amy thought for a bit then said, 'I don't know about you guys but i'm going on the pull.' She walked off down the corridor. 'See you later, ok?'
'Yeah, bye!' Draco shouted after her.
'Yeah bye!' Harry mimicked. 'You so like her.'
'And you don't?' Draco asked smirking.
'Not half as much as you do. What do you expect her to do? Turn around and say 'oh Draco you look so gorgeus in those robes, and the way you do your hair like that just makes me feel so straight.' And then do you expect her to kiss you or something?' Harry laughed. 'Fat chance!'
'I'll make her straight again, whether I have to strip tease for her in the middle of the common room.' Draco laughed.
'I'd pay to see that!' Harry grinned.
'I KNEW IT! You so fancy me!' Draco bounced around singing, 'I'm so lush, yes I am, I'm really really lush.'
'I didn't mean it that way!!! I meant her face when you tried to pull it off.' Harry protested. 'You're sick, you know that? And I've never met anyone with a bigger... ego than you.'
Draco grinned. 'Liar! You fancy the pants off me! Everyone does!'
Harry had a deep look of disgust on his face. 'I do not! Stop saying that!'
'Just admit it! You know you want to!' He continued to grin and bounce around.
'I'm going!' Harry glared. 'I don't fancy you end of story!'
'Going where?' Draco stopped bouncing, figuring he had gone too far.
'Somewhere where there isn't a slytherin dancing around and saying I fancy him.' Harry muttered.
'Well i'm going to follow you, and dance around, and say you fancy me, just until you admit it.' Draco grinned and followed him out into the grounds. 'So where we going?'
'Gryffindor changing rooms.' Harry muttered.
'Why can't we go in the slytherin ones?' Draco asked innocently.
Harry thought for a second then said, 'because they smell.'
'Do not!' Draco protested.
'You only say that because it's you who makes them smell.' Harry grinned then ran off towards the gryffindor changing rooms.
Draco followed, 'you aint gunna win me over by taking the mick out of me!'
Hary stopped suddenly, making Draco run straight into him. They fell over, Draco on top of Harry, 'I don't fancy you!'
'Then why haven't you pushed me off yet?' Draco grinned as Harry shoved him off and continued to walk to the Gryffindor changing rooms.
//Because I think you're lush! Oh for fuck's sakes! Don't start that again.\\ Harry stopped thinking and said, 'You're demented.'
'I thought it was you who fainted when the dementors came close.' Draco smirked.
'Fine, then you're warped.' Harry snapped.
Draco kept quiet for a bit. //Maybe i've gone too far again.\\ He thought to himself. 'Oh come off it! I just want you to say that i'm lush!` He begged. //And if you do, i'll give you a special something.\\
Harry glared, 'fine! So if I say you're lush you'll go away? Just say it and not mean it?' //But you would mean it wouldn't you? No I wouldn't!!! You know you would! Just shut it!\\
'Not unless you mean it.' Draco grinned. //And give me a lap dance.\\
'Oh and what if I don't? Would you cry because I'm the only person in the school except Ron Weasley who doesn't fancy you?' Harry Grinned. 'Besides, its you who fancies me, come on admit it! You're so keen to get me to admit that I fancy you so you admit it!'
'Fine, I fancy you!' Draco said and grabbed Harry by the scruff of the neck and kissed him for what felt like the best few minutes of their lives.
'I... Erm... Yeah.' Harry stuttered. //See! You do fancy him! Didn't you realise how good that felt? Yeah? Well then! Go get him tiger! Grrrr!\\
Draco looked confused, 'yeah what?'
//Doesn't he look sexy like that?\\ 'Yeah I do fancy you.' Harry said quietly.
Draco grinned, 'I knew it! I'm so lush! Hey wait there, I thought you fancied Amy?'
//Oh no you don't, it's just her weird veela powers, YOU fancy Draco. Tell him!\\ 'I kinda... Errr... Well she's part Veela isn't she? Do you actually fancy her on your own or with the veelaness?'
//Hmm... I have him right where I want him. I could just crumble every ounce of hope he has. But no, he's pretty damm sexy, and we're friends now. He's not like Crabbe and Goyle.\\ 'I think it was the Veelaness, I dunno.' Draco said thoughtfully. 'Ah well, I fancy you more.'
'How do you just say things, just like that?' Harry asked amazed.
Draco smirked, 'it's called confidence. You obviously don't have a single ounce of it.'
Harry looked thoughtful, 'ok so how do I get it?'
'By being a Slytherin, which you can't be, but you can if you get off with a Slytherin.' Draco grinned.
'I'll go for the second.' Harry muttered. 'I could've become Slytherin but I told the sorting hat not to put me in Slytherin.'
Draco grinned mischieviously, 'so the great Harry Potter almost became a Slytherin? Didn't think you could handle it? Then you were right.'
Harry turned red. 'You're the only person who knows about that.'
'Really?' His jaw dropped. 'Sorry.' Draco muttered and turned slightly pink, making his face alot more colourful than before.
'I thought Slytherins never said sorry.' Harry muttered suprisedly.
'We don't, but you're special.' Draco turned pinker. //Way to go mush meister! What next? I love you?\\
Harry looked completely bewildered. 'I... Erm... Don't know what to say.'
''I like you too' would be nice,' the blonde muttered.
'Well, I do.' Harry said quietly.
'I know.' Draco smiled genuinely.
(A/N: I promise i'll write some more soon!!! DONT FORGET TO REVIEW!)
ive decided to do answers to my reviews... ill start with ones that were written after june cause the rest probably dont read anymore so here goes...
~~~Answers~~~
jul - im trying!!! This is one of my favourite fics at the moment which is why If Sirius Black Had A Daughter is being neglected. Anyways, keep reading!
Sweet Youngn - I'll have a look at some of your fics in a minute. Straight after i finish this chapter, i promise!!!
Chibi - Course I'll continue! I can't leave this one unfinished and know about it... I love this one. And this is going to be my first slashy fic so please enjoy it. Oh and both Draco AND Harry fancy amy, the half veela girl, but i'm going to make them both have a fit of realisation. enough said :oD
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(A/N: ok so ive also decided to put a lil slash in, maybe now maybe later, so if u dont like it then dont read it and please dont complain cause i have just warned u even if i dint in the first place. Im not altogether sure about who to put the slashiness between yet... i could go for the all favoured DM/HP or maybe new girl & someone (or both!). ah well enjoy... and plz plz plz REVIEW!!! even if it's shite (which i dont doubt) oh and read some of the stuff by 'the slytherin twins' its excellent!!!)
oh, and thoughts are like //i want ice cream\\, i borrowed the idea from A.Dee (excellent writer, got a brill fic called the canine chronicles, sirius roolz... i hate j.k... WHY SIRIUS??? sorry... i goned insane again)
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Harry woke up with a start when he heard the door slam. He was wondering who it was until he realised that he wasn't talking to Ron. He changed and went down to breakfast. Draco Malfoy was sitting at the slytherin table next to Amy talking in exciting whispers. //Probably trying to get off with her.\\ He thought grimly. Five minutes later Draco came up to him and whispered, 'she's dyke!' In Harry's ear, his jaw dropped wide open.
He dragged Draco to one side and asked urgently, 'how d'you know?'
'She's trying to get off with Blaise Zambini, you know, african girl, long black hair. Pretty hot too.' He added, eyeing up Zambini.
'Gutting! All the nice ones turn dyke.' Harry muttered. 'We need to convert her!'
'No shit sherlock, I aint letting no girl like her be dyke.' Draco said this time looking at Amy. 'She's the sexiest slytherin we've had in years! She's mine!'
Draco made to walk off but Harry grabbed him by the scruff, 'you can't just name her yours! She isn't like... like a car or something.'
'Oh yeah she is! I'm gunna put her in turbo mode!' He licked his lips.
'Draco! Listen to yourself, you aint gunna win her over by acting like a typical man!' Harry said, holding her back.
'And you aint gunna win her over by sounding like some kinda she-thing.' He laughed. 'Looks like a bloke, sounds like a bloke, talks like a girl, acts like a girl, it's Harry Potter the girl-boy-thing who lived.'
'Yeah, yeah, laugh it up.' Harry glared.
'I bet you aint even straight and you're just pretending.' Draco grinned. 'Infact I bet you fancy me.'
'Now you're taking the mick!' Harry glared eviller. 'Now I remember why I hated you, bigheaded prick.'
'Yeah, I have got one.' Draco grinned.
Harry looked puzzled. 'Got one what?'
'A bigheaded prick.' His grin grew wider.
The raven-haired boy looked disgusted. 'Shut up! Just go back to the slytherin table and make her straight!' He returned to the Gryffindor table. //Well he IS kinda good looking. SHUT UP! That's disgusting! But you KNOW you like him. I don't! Do! Don't! Oh great now you're going insane, arguing with yourself and all.\\ 'Just SHUT IT!' He shouted, making all the Gryffindors look at him.
The other Gryffindors weren't talking to him, but he didn't care, he just ignored them when they spoke about him loudly to eachother making sure that he could hear every word. The only one that he actually liked at that moment was Hermione because she wasn't speaking in loud voices about him, she was reading a muggle book called 'How to make your friends see sense in one conversation', Harry realised she was going to use this against him but he still didn't care.
The Gryffindors laughed at him as he finished his shepherd's pie and got up and made his way to the enterance hall and waited there for Draco. When the silvery-haired slytherin walked in from the great hall, he had Amy with him. Harry raised an eyebrow at Draco, it was answered with the shaking of Draco's head. 'I'm not stupid you know. I know what you're talking about.' Amy said loudly.
'What? I aint done nothing!' Draco Protested.
She had a disbelieving look on her face. 'Then what's with the eyebrow and head shaking?'
'I was asking him whether he has asked you out yet and he said no.' Harry muttered, looking very guilty. If looks could kill then Harry would've been dead.
Amy noticed Draco's glare and realised it was genuine. 'Fair enough, but he aint gotta chance, I'm a lesbian.'
Harry forced a suprised look. 'You're joking!'
'You're just gutted cause you fancy the pants off her.' Draco muttered.
Harry turned read and muttered something unhearable. Amy noticed and said, 'you aint gunna win me over by telling me eachother's secrets. I'm lez, end of and you two aint gunna change my mind.'
'Fair enough, just so long as you take a camcorder when you're- OUCH! What was that for?' Amy punched Draco in the arm. Amy and Harry started laughing. 'It aint funny! I'm gunna be scarred for life now!' He pretended to pout. 'It's supposed to be me laughing at the Great Harry Potter not the other way around.'
'And I should be hating you, not being your friend. But things change don't they?' Harry was suprised at his own seriousness in the situation but thought nothing of it. 'So what we going to do now?'
Amy thought for a bit then said, 'I don't know about you guys but i'm going on the pull.' She walked off down the corridor. 'See you later, ok?'
'Yeah, bye!' Draco shouted after her.
'Yeah bye!' Harry mimicked. 'You so like her.'
'And you don't?' Draco asked smirking.
'Not half as much as you do. What do you expect her to do? Turn around and say 'oh Draco you look so gorgeus in those robes, and the way you do your hair like that just makes me feel so straight.' And then do you expect her to kiss you or something?' Harry laughed. 'Fat chance!'
'I'll make her straight again, whether I have to strip tease for her in the middle of the common room.' Draco laughed.
'I'd pay to see that!' Harry grinned.
'I KNEW IT! You so fancy me!' Draco bounced around singing, 'I'm so lush, yes I am, I'm really really lush.'
'I didn't mean it that way!!! I meant her face when you tried to pull it off.' Harry protested. 'You're sick, you know that? And I've never met anyone with a bigger... ego than you.'
Draco grinned. 'Liar! You fancy the pants off me! Everyone does!'
Harry had a deep look of disgust on his face. 'I do not! Stop saying that!'
'Just admit it! You know you want to!' He continued to grin and bounce around.
'I'm going!' Harry glared. 'I don't fancy you end of story!'
'Going where?' Draco stopped bouncing, figuring he had gone too far.
'Somewhere where there isn't a slytherin dancing around and saying I fancy him.' Harry muttered.
'Well i'm going to follow you, and dance around, and say you fancy me, just until you admit it.' Draco grinned and followed him out into the grounds. 'So where we going?'
'Gryffindor changing rooms.' Harry muttered.
'Why can't we go in the slytherin ones?' Draco asked innocently.
Harry thought for a second then said, 'because they smell.'
'Do not!' Draco protested.
'You only say that because it's you who makes them smell.' Harry grinned then ran off towards the gryffindor changing rooms.
Draco followed, 'you aint gunna win me over by taking the mick out of me!'
Hary stopped suddenly, making Draco run straight into him. They fell over, Draco on top of Harry, 'I don't fancy you!'
'Then why haven't you pushed me off yet?' Draco grinned as Harry shoved him off and continued to walk to the Gryffindor changing rooms.
//Because I think you're lush! Oh for fuck's sakes! Don't start that again.\\ Harry stopped thinking and said, 'You're demented.'
'I thought it was you who fainted when the dementors came close.' Draco smirked.
'Fine, then you're warped.' Harry snapped.
Draco kept quiet for a bit. //Maybe i've gone too far again.\\ He thought to himself. 'Oh come off it! I just want you to say that i'm lush!` He begged. //And if you do, i'll give you a special something.\\
Harry glared, 'fine! So if I say you're lush you'll go away? Just say it and not mean it?' //But you would mean it wouldn't you? No I wouldn't!!! You know you would! Just shut it!\\
'Not unless you mean it.' Draco grinned. //And give me a lap dance.\\
'Oh and what if I don't? Would you cry because I'm the only person in the school except Ron Weasley who doesn't fancy you?' Harry Grinned. 'Besides, its you who fancies me, come on admit it! You're so keen to get me to admit that I fancy you so you admit it!'
'Fine, I fancy you!' Draco said and grabbed Harry by the scruff of the neck and kissed him for what felt like the best few minutes of their lives.
'I... Erm... Yeah.' Harry stuttered. //See! You do fancy him! Didn't you realise how good that felt? Yeah? Well then! Go get him tiger! Grrrr!\\
Draco looked confused, 'yeah what?'
//Doesn't he look sexy like that?\\ 'Yeah I do fancy you.' Harry said quietly.
Draco grinned, 'I knew it! I'm so lush! Hey wait there, I thought you fancied Amy?'
//Oh no you don't, it's just her weird veela powers, YOU fancy Draco. Tell him!\\ 'I kinda... Errr... Well she's part Veela isn't she? Do you actually fancy her on your own or with the veelaness?'
//Hmm... I have him right where I want him. I could just crumble every ounce of hope he has. But no, he's pretty damm sexy, and we're friends now. He's not like Crabbe and Goyle.\\ 'I think it was the Veelaness, I dunno.' Draco said thoughtfully. 'Ah well, I fancy you more.'
'How do you just say things, just like that?' Harry asked amazed.
Draco smirked, 'it's called confidence. You obviously don't have a single ounce of it.'
Harry looked thoughtful, 'ok so how do I get it?'
'By being a Slytherin, which you can't be, but you can if you get off with a Slytherin.' Draco grinned.
'I'll go for the second.' Harry muttered. 'I could've become Slytherin but I told the sorting hat not to put me in Slytherin.'
Draco grinned mischieviously, 'so the great Harry Potter almost became a Slytherin? Didn't think you could handle it? Then you were right.'
Harry turned red. 'You're the only person who knows about that.'
'Really?' His jaw dropped. 'Sorry.' Draco muttered and turned slightly pink, making his face alot more colourful than before.
'I thought Slytherins never said sorry.' Harry muttered suprisedly.
'We don't, but you're special.' Draco turned pinker. //Way to go mush meister! What next? I love you?\\
Harry looked completely bewildered. 'I... Erm... Don't know what to say.'
''I like you too' would be nice,' the blonde muttered.
'Well, I do.' Harry said quietly.
'I know.' Draco smiled genuinely.
(A/N: I promise i'll write some more soon!!! DONT FORGET TO REVIEW!)