A/N: OK, here it is! The long awaited 4th chapter of Detention with McGonnagall! Hope you all enjoy it!

Disclaimer: Hey, a girl can dream, can't she?

Chapter 4

Loud, raunchy music began to play as they ran into the hall.

"Welcome Hogwarts, we fly, where you are gonna die, that's right..."

"McGonnagall, McGonnagall you are so low budget," Harry said, shaking his head in dissaproval and amusement.

"Wake up Harry, this could not be Professor McGonnagall!" Hermione told him, always the voice of reason. Harry turned to her.

"Oh what? So there really is some psycho killer on the loose, would you rather believe that?" He asked her dubiously.

"OH MY GOD!" Fred screamed.

"WHAT? WHAT?" Ron asked him, terrified at the sudden outburst.

"My quaffle's gone too!" He answered.

"No its not, I've got it," George said, handing it to him.

"Oh good!" Fred said, hugging it as he spoke.

"Look, I don't care who's behind this. I'm scared. Can we please get out of here?" Hermione asked Harry.

"Of course not. McGonnagall's the only one with all the passwords to all the doors and they're already sealed by now." Harry answered calmly.

Everyone except Harry looked at each other. Then they all made a mad escape toward the nearest exits.

"Help! Help!" They all screamed.

"Why won't you believe me? It's all so predictable," Harry said as they ran back to him.

"Oh yeah? So what happens next?" George asked.

"First there'll be some strange shrouded figure creeping behind us that none of us will see," Harry said.

They all turned one way and the aforementioned strange shrouded figure ran out behind them. They all turned around and sighed in relief as he dissapeared from view.

"Then the lights will flicker and McGonnagall will pop up and reveal her master plan to us," Harry finished, and sure enough, the lights flickered and the same music as before was heard.

"Here's a knife, here's a gun. There'll be fun for everyone. Death is on
the menu tonight!"

Once again, Harry was right. McGonnagall popped up while the lights were flickering. Everyone gave an "Ohhh," of relief and amusement and walked over to her.

"Professor McGonnagall you have really outdone yourself this time. I mean, killing Seamus, obvious choice, but the pencil, I mean Minerva, that was genius," Ron told her.

"I knew it was you all along. So come on, what was the big lesson? What were you trying to teach us?" Harry asked her, patting her on the back as she spoke.

Big mistake. As Harry patted her on the back, she fell to her knees, then face first onto the floor, revealing a pair of scissors in her back. Hermione fell to her knees too.

"Oh my God, they killed McGonnagall. You bas-!" Fred screamed as he ran back into the classroom. Harry alone remained outside in the hallway.

"I was wrong!" He said.

A/N:There it is! Next chapter VERY soon. Sorry it was so short. Anyway, review!!