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A/N: Cool, even more reviews! You're making me blush, all of you. Ok, ok not really. But I'm really, really happy! And yeah there will be romance and the reason why Harry, Hermione and Ron are owling each other? Well don't you think it'd be way boring if it was just Draco and Hermione owling each other? And thanks for telling me about the little mistake in the first chapter (whoops)
A letter to Draco Malfoy from Hermione Granger
I'm sorry Malfoy but it's true. Even you know it yourself. You bought your way into becoming a prefect. Bet you pestered daddy dearest into getting that position. And I'll bet that you'd pester him into getting you to be official Head Boy next year.
And do you think that I'm actually afraid of you Malfoy? Just because you're the rich Slytherin, it doesn't mean that your pitiful threats actually scare the living daylights out of me Malfoy. And really, if you are going to do anything to me, you aren't going to get away with it. Rather, you'd probably land yourself in detention.
And it's NOT my fault that we somehow switched Potions spellbooks. Do you think I'd like to that for fun or on purpose so that you could owl me constantly? Do you know how many odd looks I'm getting from the girls in my dormitory when they see who's the letter from and they see your signature on it? Really Malfoy, it's typical of you to go ahead and put the blame on other people.
And also, I AM NOT HARRY'S GIRLFRIEND!!! Rita's Skeeter's stories about Harry and me were all rubbish. And you know that! Because of her, fourth year was a total and complete nightmare for me - partially anyway. There was one part that I seemed to like. When Professor Moody (alright not the real one at the time) turned you into a white ferret. Remember that Malfoy? What was it like bouncing off the walls anyway? And what was it like-
Oh God, I'm practically wasting my words and my time and energy. I should be revising what Professor Flitwick had taught us today!
H.Granger
P.S. Alright, I do agree that Ron wasn't setting an example at The Three Broomsticks but he wasn't doing it on purpose! He was on a stupid challenge that's all.
A letter to Hermione Granger from Draco
Malfoy
Granger, actually, yes, I do think you like to switch my book with yours for fun that day. And I DO NOT buy my way in to becoming a prefect. Nor will I buy my way in to becoming a Head boy next year. It is very obvious that I will be Head Boy next year. And Father's not going to give Dumbledore money to make me a Head Boy.
And really mudblood, can't you take a bloody joke? You don't have to get all touchy about that unless ... you are Potter's girlfriend. Maybe the rumors are true. You two snog each other in the broom closets when you get the chance do you? Or do something a little more? Come on then. Tell me.
Malfoy
P.S. And don't remind me about that nasty event that happened two years ago. I still have a small nasty bump on my head because of that mad man.
A letter to Draco Malfoy from Hermione
Granger
Malfoy,
You are a pervert. A very, very sick-minded pervert perhaps. And also, I thought it was you and Pansy Parkinson who did all that in the broom closet? Now you tell me Malfoy. Are those rumors true?
And yes I can take a joke. Not a joke coming from a Slytherin. Though those drawings were a joke. I'm asking this question again and I bet you are too: Why am I still writing to you and why are you still writing to me?
H. Granger
A letter to Hermione Granger from a .. total complete
stranger
Dear Hermione,
Hope you like the rose that came along with this letter. It does nothing magical really but it's really beautiful don't you think? Just like you.
From, Anon
A letter to Hermione Granger from Draco Malfoy
My, my Granger. Having a secret admirer now? Judging from that surprised look on your face when the owl dropped the letter with owl right in front of you, I'm sure it wasn't from Potter! And I don't think Potter would be the romantic type. Scarhead here wouldn't know the definition of romantic. But really, I'm surprised mudblood that you out of everyone has a secret admirer.
And regarding that Pansy-and-Draco-snogging-in-the-broom-closets-and-doing-something-a-little-more-than-that rumors, they're not true. You, being the one with brains, should know that. Pansy and I don't snog in broom-closets. As if we'd like to snog in a dirty place like that! No, we snog in an empty classroom, sometimes in my dormitory if all the boys are out. Somewhere convenient mudblood.
And yes, I am asking myself, why the heck am I writing to you mudblood? But it seems that even you have no answer to that difficult question. Even now, I should be putting my quill down and crushing this letter and throwing it into the fire but no. Odd is it not? First, I have your Potions spellbook (which is still your fault) and I don't want to feed it to Goyle's plant. Then, I keep on writing to you even though I know it's pitiful of me to do it. Now, I should be crushing this letter and throwing it into the fire but I'm not. I am sure someone spiked my pumpkin juice. I wouldn't be acting this .. this .. nice.
D. Malfoy
P.S. Forget about you contaminating my drawings. I'm sick of hearing you making fun of them in your stupid bloody letters. Send them to me with your next reply and we won't ever owl each other again (though somehow I doubt that Granger)
A note to Hermione Granger from Lavender Brown and Parvati Patil
Dear Hermione,
It surely is odd writing to you. It's not as if we find ourselves passing notes to girls who are really smart and all they care about are books and not other important stuff like boys, clothes and .. Divination. Of course, when we saw the owl drop the letter and the extremely beautiful rose in front of you, we were shocked. You know what this means Hermione?
We've actually predicted that someday, somehow, a boy will come into your life! We predicted that last month (Professor Trelawney was helping us here and there as well) Oh God, Hermione, do you know who it's from? Or why he sent you that letter and the flower? Alright, Professor Mcgonagall's looking our way now. We shouldn't be sending you notes at this time though really, it's extremely boring around here. Who wants to know more about Animagi? I thought we've studied that in third year or something? We want to know more about this secret admirer of yours. During lunch meet us in the girl's toilet on the second floor. Everyone's saying that it's been haunted by this ghost of a girl - Moaning Mindy or something like that but I don't think she'd do harm to us or anything. Right, like we said, meet us (Parvati and me) at the girl's toilet on second floor. Bring the letter with you as well.
Your friends, Lavendar & Parvati
A/N: Cool, even more reviews! You're making me blush, all of you. Ok, ok not really. But I'm really, really happy! And yeah there will be romance and the reason why Harry, Hermione and Ron are owling each other? Well don't you think it'd be way boring if it was just Draco and Hermione owling each other? And thanks for telling me about the little mistake in the first chapter (whoops)
I'm sorry Malfoy but it's true. Even you know it yourself. You bought your way into becoming a prefect. Bet you pestered daddy dearest into getting that position. And I'll bet that you'd pester him into getting you to be official Head Boy next year.
And do you think that I'm actually afraid of you Malfoy? Just because you're the rich Slytherin, it doesn't mean that your pitiful threats actually scare the living daylights out of me Malfoy. And really, if you are going to do anything to me, you aren't going to get away with it. Rather, you'd probably land yourself in detention.
And it's NOT my fault that we somehow switched Potions spellbooks. Do you think I'd like to that for fun or on purpose so that you could owl me constantly? Do you know how many odd looks I'm getting from the girls in my dormitory when they see who's the letter from and they see your signature on it? Really Malfoy, it's typical of you to go ahead and put the blame on other people.
And also, I AM NOT HARRY'S GIRLFRIEND!!! Rita's Skeeter's stories about Harry and me were all rubbish. And you know that! Because of her, fourth year was a total and complete nightmare for me - partially anyway. There was one part that I seemed to like. When Professor Moody (alright not the real one at the time) turned you into a white ferret. Remember that Malfoy? What was it like bouncing off the walls anyway? And what was it like-
Oh God, I'm practically wasting my words and my time and energy. I should be revising what Professor Flitwick had taught us today!
H.Granger
P.S. Alright, I do agree that Ron wasn't setting an example at The Three Broomsticks but he wasn't doing it on purpose! He was on a stupid challenge that's all.
Granger, actually, yes, I do think you like to switch my book with yours for fun that day. And I DO NOT buy my way in to becoming a prefect. Nor will I buy my way in to becoming a Head boy next year. It is very obvious that I will be Head Boy next year. And Father's not going to give Dumbledore money to make me a Head Boy.
And really mudblood, can't you take a bloody joke? You don't have to get all touchy about that unless ... you are Potter's girlfriend. Maybe the rumors are true. You two snog each other in the broom closets when you get the chance do you? Or do something a little more? Come on then. Tell me.
Malfoy
P.S. And don't remind me about that nasty event that happened two years ago. I still have a small nasty bump on my head because of that mad man.
Malfoy,
You are a pervert. A very, very sick-minded pervert perhaps. And also, I thought it was you and Pansy Parkinson who did all that in the broom closet? Now you tell me Malfoy. Are those rumors true?
And yes I can take a joke. Not a joke coming from a Slytherin. Though those drawings were a joke. I'm asking this question again and I bet you are too: Why am I still writing to you and why are you still writing to me?
H. Granger
Dear Hermione,
Hope you like the rose that came along with this letter. It does nothing magical really but it's really beautiful don't you think? Just like you.
From, Anon
My, my Granger. Having a secret admirer now? Judging from that surprised look on your face when the owl dropped the letter with owl right in front of you, I'm sure it wasn't from Potter! And I don't think Potter would be the romantic type. Scarhead here wouldn't know the definition of romantic. But really, I'm surprised mudblood that you out of everyone has a secret admirer.
And regarding that Pansy-and-Draco-snogging-in-the-broom-closets-and-doing-something-a-little-more-than-that rumors, they're not true. You, being the one with brains, should know that. Pansy and I don't snog in broom-closets. As if we'd like to snog in a dirty place like that! No, we snog in an empty classroom, sometimes in my dormitory if all the boys are out. Somewhere convenient mudblood.
And yes, I am asking myself, why the heck am I writing to you mudblood? But it seems that even you have no answer to that difficult question. Even now, I should be putting my quill down and crushing this letter and throwing it into the fire but no. Odd is it not? First, I have your Potions spellbook (which is still your fault) and I don't want to feed it to Goyle's plant. Then, I keep on writing to you even though I know it's pitiful of me to do it. Now, I should be crushing this letter and throwing it into the fire but I'm not. I am sure someone spiked my pumpkin juice. I wouldn't be acting this .. this .. nice.
D. Malfoy
P.S. Forget about you contaminating my drawings. I'm sick of hearing you making fun of them in your stupid bloody letters. Send them to me with your next reply and we won't ever owl each other again (though somehow I doubt that Granger)
Dear Hermione,
It surely is odd writing to you. It's not as if we find ourselves passing notes to girls who are really smart and all they care about are books and not other important stuff like boys, clothes and .. Divination. Of course, when we saw the owl drop the letter and the extremely beautiful rose in front of you, we were shocked. You know what this means Hermione?
We've actually predicted that someday, somehow, a boy will come into your life! We predicted that last month (Professor Trelawney was helping us here and there as well) Oh God, Hermione, do you know who it's from? Or why he sent you that letter and the flower? Alright, Professor Mcgonagall's looking our way now. We shouldn't be sending you notes at this time though really, it's extremely boring around here. Who wants to know more about Animagi? I thought we've studied that in third year or something? We want to know more about this secret admirer of yours. During lunch meet us in the girl's toilet on the second floor. Everyone's saying that it's been haunted by this ghost of a girl - Moaning Mindy or something like that but I don't think she'd do harm to us or anything. Right, like we said, meet us (Parvati and me) at the girl's toilet on second floor. Bring the letter with you as well.
Your friends, Lavendar & Parvati