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A/N: Had some trouble trying to read the reviews the past few days. I couldn't exactly read the newest reviews and stuff like that but I checked a few minutes ago after reaching home from school and, yeah, it seems to be working fine now. And .. wow. 103 reviews. Seriously, I had never thought I'd get this much reviews in such a short period of time and only 5 chapters as well. And about that 'secret admirer', I'm not gonna go and give out any hints as to who it really is. You'd probably have to read on and wait. And ok, I admit, this story doesn't really have much of a plot .. not for now anyway. And yeah, this story's told only through letters and a few notes. It's not like the rest of the D/Hr stories around here. Sorry.
A letter to Hermione Granger from Draco
Malfoy
Granger
You think my drawings are poorly drawn? Look at yours! You've drawn some sort of white animal on a Nimbus 2001 trying to catch the snitch! That's not me at all! You've drawn an animal that looks like some weird ferret and - oh. Oh
You're still not forgetting about that little incident aren't you mudblood? That idiot professor - turning me into a white ferret and making me bounce all over the Great Hall! Of course, if I were him right now, do you know what I'd turn you into Granger? A rat or a spider. Something that your cat would love to eat. Or something that would frighten Weasley. He is afraid of those eight-legged creatures isn't he? Imagine if I turned you into a big hairy spider and set it on him?
Draco Malfoy
P.S. Glad Snape took house points off your house. My, my. Maybe Potter actually winning at Quidditch might have an advantage after all ..
A letter to Draco Malfoy from Hermione
Granger
Thanks for commenting on my drawings. Yes, that is a ferret on a Nimbus 2001, chasing after a snitch. And yes, if Professor Mcgonagall hadn't ordered the fake Professor Moody to change you back into your usual slimy self, you'd still be a white ferret playing for your house.
And Malfoy how daft can you get? You can't simply turn me into some animal just like that. In a school no less! You'd probably get suspension for doing that or even worse - expulsion since you're a prefect and all that. And Crookshanks happens to be a very clever cat. If I ever were to be turned into a rat or some other animal, he won't eat me up like how some other feline would. My cat knows me really well Malfoy so don't even think about me being gobbled up by Crookshanks. And alright .. Ron isn't too fond of spiders but even he would probably know it's me or something....
H. Granger
P.S. Snape's a sore loser. He simply can't stand Harry winning for Gryffindor. And it's not like taking off points from our house isn't going to do anyone any good you know.
A letter to Hermione Granger from Draco Malfoy
Well, well, well. Looks like the mudblood isn't too sure what the Weasel will do once he sees a big spider in the form of his friend in front of him. He's a daft one Granger so don't think that he'd actually think for one moment that that's his best friend that got turned into a spider right in front of him. You'd have bought the farm before you can even say 'Arithmancy' Granger.
D. Malfoy
P.S. You'd think me strange for asking this but .. heard from your secret admirer yet or has he come to his senses and realise that he's been going after a mudblood all along?
A letter to Hermione Granger from the secret
admirer
Dear Hermione
Hello again. Might I add that you gave me a shock when my owl flew into the dormitory with your reply letter in his beak. But it was a good shock nonetheless. Sorry Hermione but I can't really tell you who I really am. Not for now anyway. Well, Halloween is coming up isn't it? Hope I get to see you at the Halloween feast! Also .. here's a packet of Sugar Skulls that I got from Honeydukes (they were selling it just for Halloween) Hope you like them!
Love, Anonymous
P.S. You'd probably find out about me. You're the smartest witch in our year after all. I only wish you were in my house instead of Gryffindor!
A letter to Hermione Granger from Harry Potter
Dear Hermione
I've already thanked you and Ron for the card earlier on but I just wanted to thank you again. It's really nice and the picture behind is the best! But really, I'm writing to you for another completely different reason. It's about me and ... her. Cho Chang. Right, you know we've been dating last year and broke up in the same year as well right? Well, she visited me in the Hospital Wing when I was hospitalised after that Quidditch incident. I thought she was there to see the girl who had somehow gone and replaced her legs with a long blue fish tail by accident but she came to see me instead.
That's not the most strangest part of all. She came and talked to me. Asked me how I was doing and congratulated me on getting back on the team and getting that snitch and winning and all. It was all awkward really. And then suddenly in the midst of all that talking she just sort of leaned in slowly towards me and then stuttered, "Harry .. I just - well, I've been wanting to say that - oh it's really -" And then all the while the two of us were moving closer and closer to each other (well she was doing most of the moving anyway - it was sort of painful for me to do that) and it looked like we were about to kiss when suddenly she broke off and ran away. She left me feeling confused, surprised, upset and .. angry. Like what I had done to make her run off like that. And I felt that familiar feeling in my stomach. Like whenever Cho was near me or talking to me or something like that. That feeling I used to have before I broke up with her. It's back now. I haven't told Ron this yet. I found it sort of sensible to be asking you for advice since you're a girl and -
Merlin, it's hard doing this. My hand's shaking as I'm writing this. Please reply back and do me a favour and don't tell this to anybody alright? Not even Ron!
Your friend, Harry
P.S. Still writing to Malfoy? It's just that you haven't been using Hedwig much. If you are still owling each other, I hope he isn't doing any harm to you or anything. If he does you can always count on me and Ron to do something to him. But I think you'd take care of him by yourself. You did slap him in Third Year didn't you? Good on you for that one! And good luck with your secret admirer Hermione. He's right about you finding him out soon. You are a smart witch after all - one of the smartest in Hogwarts!
A letter to Draco Malfoy from Hermione
Granger
Alright, so Ron would try and kill me if he ever saw me in front of him in the form of a spider but it's not like you can change me into one. You'd get into trouble for that and it's sort of like killing a student.
And yes I have been getting letters from my secret admirer! I got a pack of Sugar Skulls from him. And what's it to you if I've been hearing from my secret admirer Malfoy? I thought you wouldn't care about stuff like that!
H. Granger
A letter to Hermione Granger from Draco
Malfoy Granger,
Surprised to hear from me very quickly? I felt bored so I decided to reply to you instantly. Alright, so I may not be able to turn you into an animal. You being the know-it-all of Hogwarts pointed out that I can kill you. It's very intriguing when you say that. I can actually kill you. You'll be gone. One less mudblood in this world. Death Eaters around the world will rejoice. This includes my father of course. And as you'd probably know he's still in Azkaban (Thanks to Potter of course!) and surprisingly not going mad .. yet. No worries though. He'll escape from Azkaban soon enough (though I'm sort of wishing that he wouldn't. I'm quite starting to like it without him pushing me around. Of course mother isn't all that pleased with me being pleased that father isn't around much)
Now back to your imaginary death. Yes, like I said death eaters will rejoice. No, everyone in the world will rejoice. Except for Weasley and Potter of course. They probably wouldn't have anyone else to copy homework from. And your secret admirer. And no Granger, I've told you before, it isn't me sending you all those notes so quit being suspicious alright?
D. Malfoy
P.S. As odd as it sounds would you please reply as soon as you've read this? The days are becoming a bore here. Taunting you, Potter and Weasley is no fun anymore though I still do it just to see Weasley's face match the colour of his hair and you two grabbing his robes, trying to stop him from pummelling me.
A/N: Had some trouble trying to read the reviews the past few days. I couldn't exactly read the newest reviews and stuff like that but I checked a few minutes ago after reaching home from school and, yeah, it seems to be working fine now. And .. wow. 103 reviews. Seriously, I had never thought I'd get this much reviews in such a short period of time and only 5 chapters as well. And about that 'secret admirer', I'm not gonna go and give out any hints as to who it really is. You'd probably have to read on and wait. And ok, I admit, this story doesn't really have much of a plot .. not for now anyway. And yeah, this story's told only through letters and a few notes. It's not like the rest of the D/Hr stories around here. Sorry.
Granger
You think my drawings are poorly drawn? Look at yours! You've drawn some sort of white animal on a Nimbus 2001 trying to catch the snitch! That's not me at all! You've drawn an animal that looks like some weird ferret and - oh. Oh
You're still not forgetting about that little incident aren't you mudblood? That idiot professor - turning me into a white ferret and making me bounce all over the Great Hall! Of course, if I were him right now, do you know what I'd turn you into Granger? A rat or a spider. Something that your cat would love to eat. Or something that would frighten Weasley. He is afraid of those eight-legged creatures isn't he? Imagine if I turned you into a big hairy spider and set it on him?
Draco Malfoy
P.S. Glad Snape took house points off your house. My, my. Maybe Potter actually winning at Quidditch might have an advantage after all ..
Thanks for commenting on my drawings. Yes, that is a ferret on a Nimbus 2001, chasing after a snitch. And yes, if Professor Mcgonagall hadn't ordered the fake Professor Moody to change you back into your usual slimy self, you'd still be a white ferret playing for your house.
And Malfoy how daft can you get? You can't simply turn me into some animal just like that. In a school no less! You'd probably get suspension for doing that or even worse - expulsion since you're a prefect and all that. And Crookshanks happens to be a very clever cat. If I ever were to be turned into a rat or some other animal, he won't eat me up like how some other feline would. My cat knows me really well Malfoy so don't even think about me being gobbled up by Crookshanks. And alright .. Ron isn't too fond of spiders but even he would probably know it's me or something....
H. Granger
P.S. Snape's a sore loser. He simply can't stand Harry winning for Gryffindor. And it's not like taking off points from our house isn't going to do anyone any good you know.
Well, well, well. Looks like the mudblood isn't too sure what the Weasel will do once he sees a big spider in the form of his friend in front of him. He's a daft one Granger so don't think that he'd actually think for one moment that that's his best friend that got turned into a spider right in front of him. You'd have bought the farm before you can even say 'Arithmancy' Granger.
D. Malfoy
P.S. You'd think me strange for asking this but .. heard from your secret admirer yet or has he come to his senses and realise that he's been going after a mudblood all along?
Dear Hermione
Hello again. Might I add that you gave me a shock when my owl flew into the dormitory with your reply letter in his beak. But it was a good shock nonetheless. Sorry Hermione but I can't really tell you who I really am. Not for now anyway. Well, Halloween is coming up isn't it? Hope I get to see you at the Halloween feast! Also .. here's a packet of Sugar Skulls that I got from Honeydukes (they were selling it just for Halloween) Hope you like them!
Love, Anonymous
P.S. You'd probably find out about me. You're the smartest witch in our year after all. I only wish you were in my house instead of Gryffindor!
Dear Hermione
I've already thanked you and Ron for the card earlier on but I just wanted to thank you again. It's really nice and the picture behind is the best! But really, I'm writing to you for another completely different reason. It's about me and ... her. Cho Chang. Right, you know we've been dating last year and broke up in the same year as well right? Well, she visited me in the Hospital Wing when I was hospitalised after that Quidditch incident. I thought she was there to see the girl who had somehow gone and replaced her legs with a long blue fish tail by accident but she came to see me instead.
That's not the most strangest part of all. She came and talked to me. Asked me how I was doing and congratulated me on getting back on the team and getting that snitch and winning and all. It was all awkward really. And then suddenly in the midst of all that talking she just sort of leaned in slowly towards me and then stuttered, "Harry .. I just - well, I've been wanting to say that - oh it's really -" And then all the while the two of us were moving closer and closer to each other (well she was doing most of the moving anyway - it was sort of painful for me to do that) and it looked like we were about to kiss when suddenly she broke off and ran away. She left me feeling confused, surprised, upset and .. angry. Like what I had done to make her run off like that. And I felt that familiar feeling in my stomach. Like whenever Cho was near me or talking to me or something like that. That feeling I used to have before I broke up with her. It's back now. I haven't told Ron this yet. I found it sort of sensible to be asking you for advice since you're a girl and -
Merlin, it's hard doing this. My hand's shaking as I'm writing this. Please reply back and do me a favour and don't tell this to anybody alright? Not even Ron!
Your friend, Harry
P.S. Still writing to Malfoy? It's just that you haven't been using Hedwig much. If you are still owling each other, I hope he isn't doing any harm to you or anything. If he does you can always count on me and Ron to do something to him. But I think you'd take care of him by yourself. You did slap him in Third Year didn't you? Good on you for that one! And good luck with your secret admirer Hermione. He's right about you finding him out soon. You are a smart witch after all - one of the smartest in Hogwarts!
Alright, so Ron would try and kill me if he ever saw me in front of him in the form of a spider but it's not like you can change me into one. You'd get into trouble for that and it's sort of like killing a student.
And yes I have been getting letters from my secret admirer! I got a pack of Sugar Skulls from him. And what's it to you if I've been hearing from my secret admirer Malfoy? I thought you wouldn't care about stuff like that!
H. Granger
Surprised to hear from me very quickly? I felt bored so I decided to reply to you instantly. Alright, so I may not be able to turn you into an animal. You being the know-it-all of Hogwarts pointed out that I can kill you. It's very intriguing when you say that. I can actually kill you. You'll be gone. One less mudblood in this world. Death Eaters around the world will rejoice. This includes my father of course. And as you'd probably know he's still in Azkaban (Thanks to Potter of course!) and surprisingly not going mad .. yet. No worries though. He'll escape from Azkaban soon enough (though I'm sort of wishing that he wouldn't. I'm quite starting to like it without him pushing me around. Of course mother isn't all that pleased with me being pleased that father isn't around much)
Now back to your imaginary death. Yes, like I said death eaters will rejoice. No, everyone in the world will rejoice. Except for Weasley and Potter of course. They probably wouldn't have anyone else to copy homework from. And your secret admirer. And no Granger, I've told you before, it isn't me sending you all those notes so quit being suspicious alright?
D. Malfoy
P.S. As odd as it sounds would you please reply as soon as you've read this? The days are becoming a bore here. Taunting you, Potter and Weasley is no fun anymore though I still do it just to see Weasley's face match the colour of his hair and you two grabbing his robes, trying to stop him from pummelling me.