A/N: Thanks for the reviews. And also thanks for telling me about
that error (the Harry and I one) Yeah, I make mistakes and like Draco puts it,
nobody is perfect in this world (lol) Um, did I put, love Malfoy in one of the
letters? I checked every chapter and there seems to be none. I'll check it
again. And about the secret admirer, you'll probably find out about him soon.
Hope you like this chapter. I'm not going to be writing much of Harry just to
inform you. It's a bit tiring don't you think?
A note to Hermione Granger from Harry
Potter
Hermione please meet me in the library once you've read this. Can't explain it now. Will tell you at the library. Bring this note along with you and don't let anyone see it alright? Thanks.
Harry
A letter to Hermione Granger from Draco
Malfoy
Granger I'll have you know that my owl is only one of the best owls in the world. And it behaves very well. It's probably aware that you're a mudblood (the clever bird!) and that is probably the reason why it likes to nip you. I don't find my owl troublesome at all unlike that white owl of yours. Is that yours or Potter's? I swear I saw Potter walking around with a white owl once. And speaking of Potter, I saw him at the library today .. with you. There is something going around between the two of you isn't there? Perhaps he's your secret admirer after all?
D.Malfoy
A letter to Draco Malfoy from Hermione
Granger
Malfoy how many times must I tell you that there is nothing and I mean NOTHING going on between Harry and me? Obviously, you refuse to let go of that rumour when you yourself perfectly know that we're not dating or anything. It's like how you can't stop owling me. I find that you seem to like owling me constantly. Well. You know what? I think this is the last letter that I'm ever going to write to you. Really! I mean it this time. I mean, I should've thought of it before. If I had stopped writing replies to you, we'd never be owling each other in the first place and you'd leave me alone and get on with your life. I'm wasting my parchment and ink all this time. And Hedwig's time as well. Not to mention your stupid owl's time as well. Alright this is the last time I'd be writing to you.
Don't bother owling me back Malfoy because I'll be just throwing the letter into the fireplace and watch it burn. Try cornering me in the hallways again like you did a few days ago when I couldn't write to you and I'll give you more than a slap. And don't moan Malfoy. This is probably good for you in a way. Now you don't have to bother writing to me in secret and hoping that your Slytherin mates won't find out about it. And it's eerie to know that you're suddenly interested in knowing more about me. Well, goodbye Malfoy. Once you've read this, throw it into the fireplace or feed it to Goyle's plant. Hope the plant doesn't get any indigestion though as you know what the ink on parchment would do to paper-eating plants.
Granger
A letter to Hermione Granger from Ron Weasley
Dear Hermione,
Right. This is weird writing to you. But it's for a good cause I guess. I can't talk to the both of you these days simply because the both of you keep avoiding me. My two friends have become completely different people. First it was Harry who started acting all secretive and then you suddenly caught on and started acting like him. And I tried to talk to Harry but he assured me that nothing was wrong with him and I tried to talk to you but you simply snapped at me and told me not to disturb you when you're trying to memorise something for Transfiguration. Really, WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH THE TWO OF YOU???
Don't think that I'm bloody stupid because I'm not! Well not usually anyway. Is it me or something? Did I do something to upset the both of you? It was the butterbeer incident wasn't it Hermione? Cripes, I did tell you that I was sorry. It was just a bit of fun for God's sake and there wasn't any harm done now was there? Or does it have something to do with Malfoy? Was it because of what he did to you? When he cornered you? Hermione, the git hasn't done anything to you has he? If he does .. well I'd love to write about the things I'd do to him but you wouldn't approve.
I wanted to write a letter to Harry (since he wouldn't talk to me) but I found it sort of weird to write a letter to a boy who's sharing the same dormitory as me. And then I thought of writing to you. I saw Harry writing a letter to you. And your secret admirer sending you letters and stuff (He's a lucky one) and then Harry told me that Malfoy was writing to you as well. Something about Potions or something? Anyway, if Malfoy's writing to you (tell him to get stuffed for me in one of your letters won't you?) I suppose I can do the same now can I since you aren't really talking to me? Please, please tell me what's wrong Hermione. I can't stand it being in the dark like that. Write back or better yet, tell me alright?
Your friend, Ron
A letter to Harry Potter from Hermione
Granger
Harry, you do know that all of this is getting rather weird? About you trying to keep the 'Cho problem' a secret and me being the only soul in Hogwarts to know it. And poor Ron! I can't believe I'm saying this Harry but I'm feeling really sorry for Ron right now. He's being left out in all of this and he's our friend! Friends don't do this to each other Harry. I suggest you try and tell him your problem as well. So he's not exactly the best person to go to, to get the best advice on relationship problems (though I wouldn't say yours is a relationship problem. I'd say Cho's in a confused state right now.) but who cares? I feel really guilty. He sent me a letter just a few minutes and he's practically on to us. Once you've read this letter, go apologise to Ron and spill it all out. If not I'll do it myself!
And about Cho, Harry my advice for you is not to get back together with her again. Like I said, Cho's in this confused state. She still cries alot whenever Cedric is mentioned in a conversation and I've heard from a Ravenclaw girl that she tears up when you're mentioned in a conversation as well. And might I add that she's dating another boy at the moment as well. It's best if you leave her alone. Even if she suddenly grabbed you and kissed you in an empty hallway yesterday night. You told me that she suddenly started to cry and run away from you once she realised what she'd done didn't you? You know what she's like and she's been with you before and look what happened! Harry please, please listen to me. It's not like Cho's the only girl out there, there's plenty of other fish in the sea. I hope you understand this Harry. Good luck alright?
Love, Hermione
A letter to Hermione Granger from the secret
admirer
Dearest Hermione,
Glad you loved the Sugar Skulls. And no, I don't mind being called Mr. Anonymous. It has a nice ring to it and I quite like it. Really! You won't be calling me Mr. Anonymous soon though. I mean, we'd probably meet soon enough. Well, anyway, what's with Malfoy yesterday? Your friend Ron's told me that he found you cornered by Malfoy. I hope he didn't do any harm to you did he? He's a slimy one, that Malfoy.
Oh and I don't find Charms boring at all. In fact, it's practically my favourite subject. Well I like most if not all of my subjects but I'm the best at Charms. I'm already starting to practise on those new charms Professor Flitwick taught us. Mind you, my wrist is aching from practising too much but I can perform the charms quite easily now. And I have to agree that they were a little complicated but I don't see how hard they could be for you.
You're really good at studies so it would probably be of no problem at all performing a Switching Charm or something. That's one of the things that I really like about you. It's almost like you're perfect or flawless. Alright, alright everyone's not perfect but you seem perfect to me in my eyes. Alright, it's getting a little mushy so I think I'd end this letter here. Also, one of my housemates has a problem and wants me to help out. Not in a good mood, I'd say so I better sign off for now. Take care, hope Malfoy doesn't cause trouble for you or anything. Say hi to Harry and Ron for me and write back soon!
Love, Mr. Anonymous
P.S. You and Harry are just friends right? Just wanting to know and a bit curious.
Hermione please meet me in the library once you've read this. Can't explain it now. Will tell you at the library. Bring this note along with you and don't let anyone see it alright? Thanks.
Harry
Granger I'll have you know that my owl is only one of the best owls in the world. And it behaves very well. It's probably aware that you're a mudblood (the clever bird!) and that is probably the reason why it likes to nip you. I don't find my owl troublesome at all unlike that white owl of yours. Is that yours or Potter's? I swear I saw Potter walking around with a white owl once. And speaking of Potter, I saw him at the library today .. with you. There is something going around between the two of you isn't there? Perhaps he's your secret admirer after all?
D.Malfoy
Malfoy how many times must I tell you that there is nothing and I mean NOTHING going on between Harry and me? Obviously, you refuse to let go of that rumour when you yourself perfectly know that we're not dating or anything. It's like how you can't stop owling me. I find that you seem to like owling me constantly. Well. You know what? I think this is the last letter that I'm ever going to write to you. Really! I mean it this time. I mean, I should've thought of it before. If I had stopped writing replies to you, we'd never be owling each other in the first place and you'd leave me alone and get on with your life. I'm wasting my parchment and ink all this time. And Hedwig's time as well. Not to mention your stupid owl's time as well. Alright this is the last time I'd be writing to you.
Don't bother owling me back Malfoy because I'll be just throwing the letter into the fireplace and watch it burn. Try cornering me in the hallways again like you did a few days ago when I couldn't write to you and I'll give you more than a slap. And don't moan Malfoy. This is probably good for you in a way. Now you don't have to bother writing to me in secret and hoping that your Slytherin mates won't find out about it. And it's eerie to know that you're suddenly interested in knowing more about me. Well, goodbye Malfoy. Once you've read this, throw it into the fireplace or feed it to Goyle's plant. Hope the plant doesn't get any indigestion though as you know what the ink on parchment would do to paper-eating plants.
Granger
Dear Hermione,
Right. This is weird writing to you. But it's for a good cause I guess. I can't talk to the both of you these days simply because the both of you keep avoiding me. My two friends have become completely different people. First it was Harry who started acting all secretive and then you suddenly caught on and started acting like him. And I tried to talk to Harry but he assured me that nothing was wrong with him and I tried to talk to you but you simply snapped at me and told me not to disturb you when you're trying to memorise something for Transfiguration. Really, WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH THE TWO OF YOU???
Don't think that I'm bloody stupid because I'm not! Well not usually anyway. Is it me or something? Did I do something to upset the both of you? It was the butterbeer incident wasn't it Hermione? Cripes, I did tell you that I was sorry. It was just a bit of fun for God's sake and there wasn't any harm done now was there? Or does it have something to do with Malfoy? Was it because of what he did to you? When he cornered you? Hermione, the git hasn't done anything to you has he? If he does .. well I'd love to write about the things I'd do to him but you wouldn't approve.
I wanted to write a letter to Harry (since he wouldn't talk to me) but I found it sort of weird to write a letter to a boy who's sharing the same dormitory as me. And then I thought of writing to you. I saw Harry writing a letter to you. And your secret admirer sending you letters and stuff (He's a lucky one) and then Harry told me that Malfoy was writing to you as well. Something about Potions or something? Anyway, if Malfoy's writing to you (tell him to get stuffed for me in one of your letters won't you?) I suppose I can do the same now can I since you aren't really talking to me? Please, please tell me what's wrong Hermione. I can't stand it being in the dark like that. Write back or better yet, tell me alright?
Your friend, Ron
Harry, you do know that all of this is getting rather weird? About you trying to keep the 'Cho problem' a secret and me being the only soul in Hogwarts to know it. And poor Ron! I can't believe I'm saying this Harry but I'm feeling really sorry for Ron right now. He's being left out in all of this and he's our friend! Friends don't do this to each other Harry. I suggest you try and tell him your problem as well. So he's not exactly the best person to go to, to get the best advice on relationship problems (though I wouldn't say yours is a relationship problem. I'd say Cho's in a confused state right now.) but who cares? I feel really guilty. He sent me a letter just a few minutes and he's practically on to us. Once you've read this letter, go apologise to Ron and spill it all out. If not I'll do it myself!
And about Cho, Harry my advice for you is not to get back together with her again. Like I said, Cho's in this confused state. She still cries alot whenever Cedric is mentioned in a conversation and I've heard from a Ravenclaw girl that she tears up when you're mentioned in a conversation as well. And might I add that she's dating another boy at the moment as well. It's best if you leave her alone. Even if she suddenly grabbed you and kissed you in an empty hallway yesterday night. You told me that she suddenly started to cry and run away from you once she realised what she'd done didn't you? You know what she's like and she's been with you before and look what happened! Harry please, please listen to me. It's not like Cho's the only girl out there, there's plenty of other fish in the sea. I hope you understand this Harry. Good luck alright?
Love, Hermione
Dearest Hermione,
Glad you loved the Sugar Skulls. And no, I don't mind being called Mr. Anonymous. It has a nice ring to it and I quite like it. Really! You won't be calling me Mr. Anonymous soon though. I mean, we'd probably meet soon enough. Well, anyway, what's with Malfoy yesterday? Your friend Ron's told me that he found you cornered by Malfoy. I hope he didn't do any harm to you did he? He's a slimy one, that Malfoy.
Oh and I don't find Charms boring at all. In fact, it's practically my favourite subject. Well I like most if not all of my subjects but I'm the best at Charms. I'm already starting to practise on those new charms Professor Flitwick taught us. Mind you, my wrist is aching from practising too much but I can perform the charms quite easily now. And I have to agree that they were a little complicated but I don't see how hard they could be for you.
You're really good at studies so it would probably be of no problem at all performing a Switching Charm or something. That's one of the things that I really like about you. It's almost like you're perfect or flawless. Alright, alright everyone's not perfect but you seem perfect to me in my eyes. Alright, it's getting a little mushy so I think I'd end this letter here. Also, one of my housemates has a problem and wants me to help out. Not in a good mood, I'd say so I better sign off for now. Take care, hope Malfoy doesn't cause trouble for you or anything. Say hi to Harry and Ron for me and write back soon!
Love, Mr. Anonymous
P.S. You and Harry are just friends right? Just wanting to know and a bit curious.