HELP! I'm trapped in a…girls body!?

Authors Notes: Wheee! Chapter two! ^^ Thanks to all the people who reviewed chapter one ^_^, ya'll rock! So I hope you enjoy chapter two, ok?

Oh and: DISCLAIMER!: I don't own anything. NOTHING AT ALL OK!? WHY? WHY? WHY?! *sobbity* but er yeah…read on.

Chapter Two: Introducing Rika!

"Riku-"

"You're dead!"

"But Riku-"

"Start digging your graves!"

"Rikuuu-"

"DEAD AND BURIED!"

After Riku had figured out that he was well…a girl… Selphie and Kairi had ran back into their little shack, since Riku had Gotten up and was charging after them, screaming out death threats. Now the two girls, were trying to convince Riku, why it wouldn't be a good idea to rip them limb by limb.

"Riku! Calm down!" Tried Selphie, putting her hand on his shoulder. But Riku, too angry, yanked his (or actually her) shoulder away and continued to glare at them. The anger boiling up inside him

"Calm Down? CALM DOWN?! I have just been turned into a GIRL, when I am suppose to be a GUY! The only way I'm calming down is if I get changed back! That or if I get a chance to murder you two!" Kairi, winced and replied softly.

"If you murder us, then you won't ever find a way to change back now will you?" Riku opened his mouth to say something sharp, but then closed it. The comment seemed to cool him down partially. Selphie now glared at Riku, angry at his previous outburst.

"Hey, it could have been worse ya know. At least you're a pretty girl." she huffed, crossing her arms. Kairi nodded in agreement, and pointed to a full length Mirror that Riku had just noticed for the first time. He took a moment to gaze at himself, and he had to admit, he sure wasn't ugly.

He still had his silver/grayish hair, but it was slightly longer, and touched his shoulders. His eyes were a sharper aqua color, and he had thick eyelashes that were darker, and his once pale skin was a creamy color, and his hands were no longer muscular but more delicate looking.

"My muscles.." he whimpered in disappointment. Selphie and Kairi rolled their eyes in annoyance.

"You don't need muscles when you're a girl." snapped Selphie. Riku turned away from the mirror and glared at her.

"Girl? I am NOT a girl! I'm a guy…on..on the inside!" Kairi rolled her eyes.

"Well not on the outside buddy. You're going to stay a girl until we can find out what's wrong…and how to change you back." Selphie nodded, and started tapping her finger on her chin, already starting to think. Riku groaned, and shot death glares at the two girls.

"If you two don't turn me back I swear I'm gonna…" he threatened. Surprisingly Kairi, cut him off this time, with her arms folded and her normally soft eyes grew hard.

"Or you'll what? If you 'murder' us? Then you can plan on staying a girl for the rest of your life!" She snapped. Riku's eyes widened in surprise at sweet little Kairi's outburst. Even Selphie was a little bit shocked, but she quickly came over it.

"She's right you know. Me and Kairi have to find away to change you back."

"But it's not that simple!" wailed Riku in his light and airy voice. " How can I show my face on the island? The old Riku can't just magically disappear!" Selphie nodded and frowned, while Kairi smiled.

"I've already thought of that. We'll just say that you're Riku's cousin. Since you pretty much look like the old Riku,"

"With a few minor changes." added Selphie. Riku rolled his eyes, and crossed his arms making him look even more like a girl, but he kept his mouth shut. Kairi giggled and continued.

"And we'll also say, that Riku has gone to uh…visit your cousins family. They'll never know, ok?" Riku looked uneasy and sighed.

"I don't know ab-" Selphie cut him off with a loud groan.

"Look Riku, it'll have to do until we can change you back…either that or we can just tell the guys that we-" This time she was cut off by a very worked up Riku.

"NO. WAY. Never, nuh uh, don't even Think about it! Do you know what they'll SAY?" Kairi and Selphie only grinned, and nodded their heads.

" I think we can imagine. But now…we need to get you changed."

"Changed?" Kairi nodded her head.

"Yeah. You can't be wearing Riku's clothes! You need some girls clothing…and a bra. She said pointing to Riku's obviously braless female chest. (a/n: Hey! He was still wearing his shirt though!!!) Selphie covered her mouth, suppressing her giggles, while Riku turned bright red, and quickly crossed his arms over his chest.

"KAIRI!"

"Heehee." Went Selphie, and she walked over to the wooden dresser that she shared with Kairi, and pulled out a spaghetti strap top, a black tank top, some jean shorts, and a white bra. she placed them on top of the dresser. Riku's red face flushed even deeper.

"You put those on. Me and Kairi'll wait outside." she instructed. Riku nodded and Selphie and Kairi left the shack.

~~ten Minuets Later…~~~

"Gah! What's taking him So long?" whined Kairi, tapping her foot on the ground. Selphie shrugged, and walked over to the closed wooden door and pressed her ear against it. She could faintly hear Riku grumbling inside the shack.

"Stupid bras…how do girls get these things on?" Selphie sighed, as she reached out to grab the handle and go inside. She might as well help him, he *was* a girl now after all. As her hand just touched the handle there was a yell.

"SELPHIE! DON'T YOU DARE THINK ABOUT COMING INSIDE!" Selphie yanked her hand away from the doorknob, and blinked in surprise. Kairi frowned at her.

"How did he…?" Selphie just shrugged, and pressed her ear against the door again, hearing more of Riku's grumbles.

"Huh? I thought the straps were suppose to be on my shoulders…."

~ ~ ~ 8 more minuets later~ ~ ~

The door slowly opened, and out stepped Riku. Selphie and Kairi gasped for the millionth time that day. They never thought Riku could look *that* pretty.

Riku seemed to have been looking around the shack, for in his sliver hair, a gold hairclip kept some of the hair behind his ears. He must have found it in one of the drawers. The spaghetti strapped top looked quite well over the black tank top, showing off Riku's flat mid section, and his delicate arms. The shorts showed off his long legs. He had found a pair of Kairi's purple shoes and had put them on. His face started to turn a bit red…this was *really* embarrassing.

Selphie pointed to the small silver bracelet that was on his ankle.

"Where'd you get that?" Riku's blush seemed to grow a bit deeper, but then again, it could have been Kairi and Selphie's imagination.

"Sora gave it to me…he didn't know it was an ankle bracelet at the time so he bought it for me for my 15th birthday. I always carry it around, but now it looks like I can wear it." Selphie and Kairi dissolved into a fit of giggles, and Riku glared at them.

"Shut up." but then he blinked as he noticed that Selphie was staring at his shorts.

"What?"

"Riku? What's that?" asked Selphie, pointing to some blue material coming out the side of the shorts. Suddenly she frowned, figuring out what it was.

"Riku! You can't wear boxers with Shorts!" Riku stared at her.

"What do you mean!? That's all I have…wait…NO NO and NO again! Did I mention NO! No way! I REFUSE!" Selphie only shook her head while Kairi giggled.

"C'mon Riku get back inside the shack. You can use the new pack of underwear…it's in the last drawer." She said, as she and Selphie pushed a whining Riku.

" No…c'mon…I can't guys..I,can't….." he whined, trying to keep Selphie and Kairi from pushing him, but as a girl, he wasn't as strong as he usually was.

(A/N: DEFFINATLY no offense to girls…since I am one^^ us Females can get the male gender to eat outta the palm of our hands ^_____^ ^^;; uh ignore that ^^;;;;)

"Get in there!" said Kairi and Selphie together, with one last push.

"I am NOT wearing girls underwear!" he said, just before the girls slammed the door.

~~ 10 minuets later~ ~

" I can't believe I'm wearing girl's underwear." snapped Riku as he Kairi and Selphie walked towards Riku's place to explain to his mother what had happen. She did of course need to know what happened to her son! Selphie rolled her eyes, and groaned.

"Oh c'mon!"

"it's not *That* bad Riku." added Kairi, nodding her head. Riku glared at them.

"Yes it is! It feels so…weird.." Selphie and Kairi both shook their heads.

"Look Riku-" But Kairi was cut off by a voice.

"Hey Kairi, Selphie Riku!….RIKU!?" The two girls and one half girl (hehehe) whipped around to see Wakka and Tidus running towards them, their eyes bugging out of their sockets. Both Kairi and Selphie didn't know what to do, and they stood there frantic looks on their faces, but Riku kept cool. He pushed his silver hair behind his ears, and spoke, making sure his voice was extra light and airy.

"Riku? Did you think I was my cousin?" Tidus and Wakka's mouths dropped. Theirs weren't the only ones. Selphie and Kairi's mouth's were opened too, but then they quickly shut it, remember the plan.

"Yeah," said Kairi, putting her hand on Riku's shoulder. "This is Riku's cousin…Riku left the island for awhile. His cousin, came down here to visit us, and Riku went to her home to visit his family there."

"W-what? Riku didn't say.." began Tidus, but Selphie sharply cut him off.

"Look, it was a sudden thing ok?" Wakka frowned, still unsure.

" But…I didn't see dis girl here on de island just a few minuets ago." Riku bit his lip. Were they going to find out? Thankfully Kairi, groaned and shook her head.

"That's because she just got here of course! Now has Sora come back yet? He should meet her." Wakka and Tidus shook their heads and now turned their gazes to Riku, who blushed.

NOOOO! STUPID GIRL HORMONES! he screamed inside his head. Selphie raised her eyebrows at the guys.

"You know. It's rude to stare." immediately the boys eyes turend away from Riku, who giggled softly. He could kick himself right then. Tidus smiled at the girls.

"So…does Riku's cousin have a name?" he asked. Kairi, Selphie and Riku's eyes both widened for a second. They hadn't thought of a name! Kairi laughed nervously, though the boys didn't detect this.

"O-of course she does…it's-"

"Ruki!"

"Rila!"

"Raina!"

Confused looks washed upon the two boys faces. Riku, Kairi and Selphie stared at each other, frantic looks in their eyes. This wasn't going to good.

"Uh…" went Wakka staring at the girls, wondering what was going on. Selphie did a nervous laugh.

"Hehe...that was just a joke…riiight…h-her name is Ri-"

"Ka!" finished Kairi, grinning.

"Rika?" went Tidus and Wakka.

"Rika!?" went Riku staring at the girls. He didn't have anything against the name really, but he did think Raina was prettier. Then he became aware that Tidus and Wakka were now raising their eyebrows at him.

"Oh! Um yeah...I mean. Rika! Yep that's my…name." he said, shooting a glare at the two girls. Wakka and Tidus continued to look confused, but Wakka quickly smiled.

"Riku…that is de prettiest name! For…such a pretty girl…" Selphie and Kairi, both dissolved into giggles, Tidus rolled his eyes, while Riku blushed a very deep red.

"T-hanks…" he said, his eyes looking down.

STOP BLUSHING! GARRRH! I HATE HORMONES!

Wakka grinned, and winked at Riku. Riku stared at his shoes. Wakka. Was. Flirting. with him. NOT something Riku wanted to experience anytime soon.

Why couldn't it be Sora?…..Wait…..WHAT!? Grrr…hormones…. I think…..

Selphie shook her head at the guys and grinned.

"Ya'll can stare at Rika all you want later," when she said this both Wakka Tidus and Riku turned bright red. "but we gotta get her to her uh…aunt's house so she can unpack. Ok?" Wakka and Tidus quickly nodded, and they turned around and ran off, Wakka giving Riku one last wink.

As they continued walking, Kairi made conversation.

"Well…looks Wakka's got his eye on you." she said grinning to Riku who blushed again for the thousandth time.

"Welll he is kinda cute but-" Riku suddenly clamped his hands over his mouth, and shook his head, while Kairi and Selphie stared at him. Then they started giggling.

"Hey! Wait no! that wasn't my…that was the hormones talking...No No no! I don't like Wakka!" he rambled shaking his head and waving his arms. Kairi and Selphie only giggled harder.

"Ok ok we believe you!" This made Riku frown. So NOW they start believing him?

"You do?" Kairi giggled and nodded.

"Well yeah, especially since we know you lik-"

"Here we are!" interrupted Selphie, shooting a strange look to Kairi. Riku frowned.

"Wha-?" But Selphie and Kairi each grabbed his free hands and pulled him towards his porch. They quickly rang the bell and waited for Mrs. *insert Riku's moms name here* to answer the door.

3 rings later…

Mrs. *insert Riku's mom's name here* answered the door, she smiled warmly at Kairi and Selphie.

"Why hello…" she said, and opened the door and let the girls in. They dragged Riku in with them. Mrs. *do I even have to say it?* raised her eyebrows at Riku, who she didn't even know was her own son.

"Hello there… have I seen you before? I don't think I have but you look so familiar.." Riku gulped. Kairi, laughed nervously.

"Well see Mrs. *gaaah I'm getting tired of this* the thing is…" Kairi tried to explain. Suddenly Riku couldn't hold it in much longer.

"Look Mom what happened was-" Mrs. *I'm not saying it^^* frowned at them.

"Excuse me?" Riku sighed.

"Look Mom, basically I've been turend into a girl, by those idiots." he snapped pointing at Selphie and Kairi. Both girls frowned.

"Hey!" Riku's Mom, was totally confused now.

"Is this some kind of a joke?" she asked frowning. Riku sighed and shook his head.

"No joke…I wish it was though." He went up to his Mom, and pointed to a spot on his arm. It was his birthmark…that was oddly shaped like a heart… His mom gasped. And looked at him again.

"R-riku?" Riku sadly nodded.

"Yep Mom…you always said you wanted a girl…"

*THUMP!*

Riku's Mom had fainted.

"Uh…"

TBC….

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Poor Riku…his poor MOM! Thanks for ALL the reviews! You ppl have been great!! I shall continue this…so keep on reviewing please. (I'm not begging!^^) Though I think this is one of my bad fics…wait...they're all bad. Sucks for me. Check the out my other fics if ya want though, I can always use some good critique ^^ Oh and NO NO NO! This WON'T be Riku/Wakka! And I'm wondering are there any guys out there reading this? Hehehe… ^^;

Adios!

~(Serenity)~