A/N: Thanks for the reviews once again and oh yeah, special thanks to Gnat Girl who, it seems, reviewed every chapter. I think I was online at the time you reviewed so every once in a while when I checked on my fanfic, I found one review after another from you .. lol. Thanks for the compliments and the 12 reviews. And I'm glad you guys found this fic funny and even weird. Seriously. Ah, ok, hope you like this chapter and sorry if it's short or anything. Bye.

A letter to Hermione Granger from Draco Malfoy


Granger, is it true that you refused to let Boot kiss you, his one and only girlfriend? What's the matter Granger? Afraid that Boot will be a terrible kisser? Or afraid that you'll get the kissing disease? The last time I saw your boyfriend, he looked terribly upset you know. I wonder, if you're going to be like that, I wonder how you'll have kids when the two of you get married? Not that I care of course but really, it's quite a surprise.

Malfoy

A letter to Draco Malfoy from Hermione Granger


I fail to see why you have to be so nosy. It's my love life and it's personal. And I wasn't afraid of kissing Terry. I just .. didn't feel like kissing him that's all. And what do you mean if the two of us gets married? I somehow don't see myself getting married to Terry in the future. I'd have to end this letter now so that I can finish the assignment Snape gave us. You know, the one THE BOTH OF US HAD TO WORK ON TOGETHER???

H.G.

A letter to Hermione Granger from Terry Boot


Dear Hermione,
I am truly sorry for what I did yesterday. Maybe it was too fast. But I really did mean it when I said 'I love you' yesterday. I really do love you. I know it's rather early of me to say this kind of stuff but I can't help it. I hope I didn't make you feel uncomfortable or anything. I am really sorry Hermione Granger.

Love,
Terry

A letter to Hermione Granger from Ron Weasley and Harry Potter


Hermione, you've been writing letters to us when we avoid you or we don't really want to talk to you about a particular thing but it's our turn to write to you now. Though it's rather strange writing a letter (Ron thinks that we've all caught some terrible letter-writing bug).

Well I hope you're happy now that Ron and I are good chums once again and I must say that it's all thanks to you rather. But why didn't you tell us about what happened to Terry and you earlier? We're your friends and we should have the right to know as well. We caught up with Terry today and he swore that he didn't force anything on you. He just said that he tried to kiss you and he backed away - rather disappointed he was too. But really, he was terrified of us when we came rounding up on him! He said that he sent you a letter a while ago before going to class. Have you received it yet? He's feeling very bad about it as well. Though Ron here doesn't believe him.

You can't really avoid us Hermione. Sooner or later, you'll have to talk to us. You don't have to talk about Terry and you. You can talk about something else instead. Also, Malfoy seems to be taking great delight in tormenting you about that incident. Don't tell me you're still writing to that git. You've been writing to him for months and it's almost Christmas now. I'm surprised the both of you have actually owled each other rather than just sending each other hexes in an envelope! See you in Potions later on and don't let Malfoy or anybody else bring you down Hermione!

Love,
Ron and Harry

P.S. You do notice that the Defence against the Dark Arts teacher has an odd fixation on sugar quills don't you?

Note passing between Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy


Granger, are you crying? - Malfoy

Sod off Malfoy! You're supposed to be researching on the uses of the flame of the Phoenix and its effects on potion-making - not sending me notes! - Granger

You are crying then. Oh Merlin, don't tell me it's because of what Snape said to you? - Malfoy

First Lavender and Parvati. Now you. Doesn't anyone leave me alone? Honestly Malfoy, I don't want to answer at all. And we really should continue researching. Madam Pince is looking our way - Granger

Let the old hag look on. But really Granger, you should stop crying! I'm not going to stand it. For one, you're making me rather uncomfortable. And for another, your dirty tears are staining this very piece of parchment. And it's rather expensive too. Imported all the way from Romania - Malfoy

Oh yes Malfoy! Rather jolly way to comfort me now. Brag on about how expensive this piece of parchment is. Go on! - Granger

Strangely enough, your crying isn't making me feel all that happy unlike the time when I accidentally hexed you - Malfoy

Is it Malfoy? - Granger

Yes, now for the love of Merlin, stop your bloody weeping. Madam Pince is likely to throw us out! And have this as well! - Malfoy

A handkerchief? You carry a handkerchief around with you? And aren't you afraid that I'll 'dirty' it? - Granger

As long as you stop sobbing. You get one nasty insult from Snape about you and that Ravenclaw genius and you start to tear. Some Gryffindor you are Granger. - Malfoy

It's not only from Snape alright Malfoy? Practically everyone in school's talking about it and there are rumours going around about Terry and me and each one of them more farfetched than the last. People are looking down on me and saying nasty stuff about me. It's not my fault that I tried not to kiss Terry! - Granger

You're right. It's all your boyfriend's fault that I'm stuck here trying to console you. Why didn't you want to kiss him anyway? -Malfoy

That, Malfoy, is none of your business! - Granger

Is it because you don't return his feelings? -Malfoy

It's not that...-Granger

You're lying Granger. I can see it all on your face. You don't love him -Malfoy

I don't see why you should be so happy about it -Granger

I am not happy -Malfoy

You are. You're practically beaming when you think that I'm not in love with Terry -Granger

I am not. And you are not in love with Boot. Stop trying to deny it or you'll probably hurt yourself even more -Malfoy

You are wrong. You are very, very -

A letter to Terry Boot from Hermione Granger


Dear Terry,

I forgive you about that incident. I'm sorry myself. I know you were probably disappointed as to why I wouldn't let you kiss me but it's a rather complicated thing. I hope you do understand that I'm not ready to do that sort of thing now. I'm really sorry. Well, I have to go finish my homework. It's a Potions assignment and that means I have to work with Draco Malfoy. And we can't do the assignment in the library since we got thrown out by Madam Pince (you wouldn't like to hear the reason why). I'll see you later on and I love-

A letter to Mr. and Mrs. Granger from Hermione Granger


Dear mum and dad,

I'm sorry I haven't written to you for so long. And I haven't heard much from the both of you as well. I hope the both of you are doing good. I'm doing just fine here actually. Just peachy and couldn't be happier. Alright I'm talking rubbish! I'm NOT doing fine. I'm feeling quite down lately. Having a boyfriend isn't all that fun. Terry didn't do anything to me. Well, he kind of tried to kiss me but I sort of backed away from him. And he said he loved me and he wrote that he truly meant it in one owl of his. The thing is, I don't think I love him. Not when a certain classmate of mine pointed out to me that I don't love him. And I think my classmate's somehow right though I'd probably never admit to him. I try to think of Terry's face but somehow it doesn't feel right and it actually feels wrong. I don't think I love him at all. It's all sort of strange for me. I'm actually feeling helpless and I wish I can turn to my friends at Hogwarts but I can't. Harry's got his own problems to solve and Ron - well, Ron isn't exactly the right kind of person who'd give me good advice. Oh, wait. There is someone I can turn to. You take care of yourselves and I'll see you at Christmas.

Kisses and hugs,
Hermione