Help! I'm trapped…in a girl's body!?
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Chapter Three: Sora Sees Rika…oh boy…
"So…Sora hasn't come back yet? He's been out all day!" sighed Riku, as he sat on the paopu branch, looking out at the beautiful aqua ocean. Kairi, who was sitting next to him nodded her head.
"Yeah…I know…well he must have gone shopping with his Mom all day...poor Sora!" she said giggling, pushing her red hair out of her eyes. Riku joined in with the laughter.
"Yeah I know…I wonder if he'll miss me though." Kairi, frowned.
"But you're right…oh…you mean the old Riku." suddenly her eyes narrowed and a strange smile formed on her lips.
"Why exactly do you wonder?" Riku suddenly felt his face grow hot, and he turned away from Kairi. Why *had* he said that? It just…came out. Strange.
I'm loosing it.
"I-I…I think I'm going to take a shower now." he said sliding off the paopu branch. Kairi, nodded her head, but turned away so Riku wouldn't see her big grin.
"Alright…but hey, how's your mom doing? Did she hit her head hard, when she fainted?" Riku sighed and put his hand to his head.
"Don't remind me. I don't think she hit her head that hard…she certainly felt well enough to yell her head of at you and Selph." Kairi, laughed nervously and sweat dropped. It was true. When Mrs. *here we go again..* came to, the first thing she did was give Kairi and Selphie a 800 word speech on why they had to turn Riku back into a boy if they wanted to stay on the island anymore.
Riku looked thoughtful for a moment, then turned back to Kairi. "But…she didn't mean to get mad. It's just…it's not everyday her son turns into a girl. But she apologizes." Kairi, nodded and smiled.
"Whew. Yeah, thank goodness. I wouldn't want her mad at us." Then she spotted Wakka, walking towards the shack he shared with Tidus, and she turned to Riku again, an evil glint in her eye.
"Hey Riku…you better ask Wakka where the showers are…ya know…so he'll be more convinced that you really don't know where you are going since you're new and all..." Riku's face quickly turned into a scowl, and he shook his head furiously, his longer silver hair, whipping at his cheeks.
"NO, no way! I do NOT want to ask Wakka ANYTHING right now!" Kairi, burst out laughing, and shook her head.
"Wakka still suspects something…you have to play a better role ya know. This would help…'cause if Wakka finds out…" Riku suddenly made a "eep!" noise, and a forced smile came upon his face.
"Fine." he said through clenched teeth. "But if he makes a move on me, his blitz ball will find a new place to be. Down his throat." Kairi, did a tsk tsk tsk, sound and shook her head.
"So violent. Riku may have done that, but innocent Rika sure wouldn't. Now GO." she said, and with that she gave him a big grin, which in return, he gave her a dirty look and turned away mumbling something about how he couldn't wait till he was a guy again.
"Hey Wakka! Wakka!" Called Riku once he jumped from the bride to the gritty sand below. Kairi give him a look of disapproval, but he pretended to ignore her. Wakka turned around, his face bore a big smile, happy to see Rika come up to him.
"Hey Rika! Want me to walk ya to you' aunt's house, ya?" Riku stared at Wakka.
One…two…three…smile.
"No, Wakka." said Riku with a force smile. He held his arms behind him, so Wakka wouldn't see his hands, that were balled up in fists. "I was wondering…where's the shower around here?" Wakka grinned at him, and pointed in the direction of the big bathroom, which the children shared.
"Der, you see it?" Riku nodded politely.
"Thank you." Wakka nodded, still grinning.
"You sure you don't want me to walk you to you're aunt's house?" he asked again, almost begging. Riku forced the smile on his face to stay there.
"Yes Wakka. I'm sure." he said, just wanted to get to the bath. But Wakka wouldn't drop it.
"Are you sure cause-" something inside Riku snapped.
"YES I'M SURE YOU IDIOTIC PERSON WITH THE MOST ANNOYING ACCENT!" he bellowed out before he could even stop himself. Then he quickly clamped his hand over his mouth, while Wakka stared at him, his mouth hanging open.
"Uh…oops….PMS?" he suggested softly trying to look innocent, using the word he heard Kairi and Selphie mention before. He had no idea what it stood for, but it looked like Wakka knew for he quickly put on his grin again, and nodded.
"Oh ya…my bad, don't want to make a pretty girl like you any madder, ya?" Riku inwardly groaned. COULDN'T WAKKA TAKE A HINT? But surprisingly Riku blushed again and let out a giggle.
HORMONES WILL DIE I SAY!
Wakka took this as a sign and winked at Riku.
"Well, I'll catch ya around, ya?" Riku quickly nodded, and started to turn away walking towards the bathroom, and when Wakka turned his back, he started to run.
Once behind the safety of the bathroom door, he let out a huge sigh. What a day. He got turned into the opposite gender, Wakka was flirting with him every other second, and Sora STILL hasn't seen him. What. A. Day.
"Oh well…a shower should help…" he said, and started to take of his clothes, blushing when he was fully naked. He still couldn't get used to the fact that he now had two lumps on his chest and a set of feminine parts below. Slowly he made his way to the bath tub, and turned on the water.
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"Oh hey Sora! You're back!" squealed Selphie, as she saw Sora running towards her smiling. She waved at him and he waved back, shouting a hello.
"Hey…Selphie.." he said, trying to catch his breath one he reached her. Selphie giggled, and nodded a hello. Then she started to wrinkle her nose in disgust.
"Sora…you're all sweaty!" she said, looking at the boys very shiny face. Sora gave her a sheepish smile, and nodded.
"Yeah…I know. My mom went to every shopping place she could think of! I don't think even Riku is strong enough to survive that torture. Selphie shook her head and smiled. Sora started to frown, and looked around the island.
"Speaking of Riku…where is he?" he asked. Riku was normally fighting with Tidus or Wakka around this time, but he didn't spot any of the boys. Selphie's heart started to race, as she looked away.
"Um…I'll tell you later!" she said, quickly snapping her gaze back to Sora, who pouted his cute pout.
" What did something happen to Riku? Sellllllphiiieeee! Tellll meeeee!" he whined, trying to make himself look as cute as possible.
DARN YOU SORA! WHY MUST YOU LOOK SO CUTE!?
But she wouldn't have it. This was one battle Sora wasn't going to win. She firmly shook her head, crossed her arms and looked away.
"Nuh-uh…I'll tell you *after* you go take a shower…'cause you really smell!" She finished with a high pitched giggle. Sora rolled his eyes, and shook his head. She was starting to sound like Kairi.
"Alright alright…" he agreed, frowning at her. "But when I'm done…you better tell me!" Selphie nodded, smiling as Sora slowly trudged in the direction of the bathroom.
As soon as Sora opened the bathroom door, he was greeted by very very thick steam. He could hardly see his hands, which he held up in front of him, to feel his way around. Whoever used the bathroom before him, must of really turned up the hot water…and just where was the tub anyway? He couldn't see a thing! Shrugging, he slowly peeled off his clothing, and tossed them on the ground. He'd find his way to the tub somehow.
Making his way to where he thought was the direction of the tub was, he suddenly heard a noise. Turning around, he saw something at the back of the room….wait…was that something moving? Suddenly the fog seemed to drift away, through the open window that was high up on one of the walls, and then that's when he saw her.
She had silver hair that reached her shoulders and very sharp aqua eyes and she was paused halfway, about to get out of the water filled tub, water droplets dripping from her body….and. She. Was. Naked.
!?
The girl gasped, and her face started to flush a very deep red. Then Sora looked down, and saw what she was gasping at…he just remembered…..he was naked too! Then he turned his gaze back to the girl…it wasn't as if he wanted too, but it seemed like he had no control over his eyes. The girl gasped again, and blinked.
Then Sora blinked.
Then the girl.
Then Sora.
Then The girl.
Then Sora.
Suddenly the girl, slowly crossed her arms over her chest then…
"AAAAIYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
It took Sora five seconds to realize that he was screaming too!
There were loud shouts coming from outside the bathroom door, and suddenly it flung opened revealing a very worried looking Selphie and Kairi. They were huffing and puffing trying to catch their breath and talk at the same time. Then their eyes fell on Sora, and they blinked. The girl stopped screaming and started to blink again. Sora too shocked to do anything, blinked. Suddenly two new voice were heard.
"Hey what in the world happened?"
"Did somebody die, ya?"
Tidus and Wakka ran right into the room, asking those questions. Then their eyes landed on the naked Rika.
Riku blinked.
Sora blinked.
Kairi blinked
Wakka blinked.
Selphie blinked.
Tidus blinked.
…………………
"AIIIIIYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
"AIIIIIIIIIIIIYYYYYYEEEEEEEE!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!"
" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!"
Next There was total confusion.
"WAKKA TIDUS! QUITE STARING AT HER!" Selphie bellowed at the beat-red boys, while Kairi turned to Sora, hands over her eyes.
"SORA! GET IN THE BATH! IN THE WATER NOW!" Sora, so shocked, did exactly what he was told, and jumped in the water. Without thinking, Riku did the same thing to, in order to cover up his chest, and his lower parts, from the eyes of a VERY VERY red Wakka and Tidus. Then Both Sora and Riku realized that they were in the same tub. Close to each other. NAKED! The slowly turned to each other…
"AYYYYYYYYIEEEEEEEEEE!"
"AAAAAAAAAAH!" And Sora immediately jumped out.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAIIYYYYEEEEEEEEEEE!" Shirked Kairi and Selphie when they saw Sora was out of the tub again. Shocked by their voices, Sora jumped back in the tub again, causing Riku to jump out.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" chorused Wakka as Tidus as they covered their eyes, now that Riku was fully visible and naked.
"GET BACK INTO THE TUB!" They screamed, as Sora was getting out since Riku was getting in, but at the same time Kairi and Selphie yelled:
"GET BACK IN SORA!" they yelled. So now, Sora was halfway about to get out of the tub, and Riku was about to get into it. Suddenly, they both turned to their four other friends with glares on their faces.
"GET OUTTA HERE!" they both yelled. And with that being said Wakka and Tidus both bolted out off the room, Kairi and Selphie not far behind them, slamming the door. Sora and Riku both glared at the now closed door. Then they remembered that the other was there. Immediately they both turned around.
"THAT MEANS YOU TOO!" they both snapped.
"NO YOU!"
"YOU!"
"YOU!"
"YOU, YOU PERVERT!"
"YOU'RE THE PERVERT!"
"YOU WALKED IN ON ME!"
"WHY DON'T YOU LOCK THE DOOR NEXT TIME GENIUS!" suddenly they stopped as they suddenly became aware of another fact….they were still naked!
"AIIIIIIIIYYYYYEEEEEEEE!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!"
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THAT WAS THE WORST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED TO ME! Riku screamed in his mind, from his seat on the paopu branch. The confusion ended, when both him and Sora bolted out from the bathroom, towels wrapped tightly around them, and they were screaming their heads off. After he got changed, he received millions of apologies from Kairi, Wakka, Tidus and Selphie, who other then that didn't talk to him much, for the embarrassment was too great .
All of a sudden Riku blushed at the fact that he saw Sora naked…a funny feeling started to arise in his stomach…wha-
Suddenly there was a noise behind him. Turning around Riku saw a very red Sora, looking down at the ground. Riku smiled a little.
"Hey…" he said weakly, his heart pounding.
Calm down Riku…he doesn't know it was you! He thinks you're a girl!
"Hi…" said Sora just as weakly. Riku smiled more and shook his head.
"You can sit down you know." he said in his new soft airy voice. Sora nodded, and slowly came over and sat down next to Riku on the branch. Just as Riku started to open his mouth to talk, Sora started Talking.
"Look, I'm really Sorry Ok? I didn't mean to walk in on you…it's just that the door wasn't locked and it was all steamy, and I though whoever had used the bath had already finished, and then I went in and took off my clothes…and Saw you…and at first I thought you were Riku, but then I saw your…your…" he stumbled turning even redder, and glancing at Riku's female chest. Riku started to turn red as well, and he looked at Sora in the eyes.
" Hey, it's ok…I guess it was pretty dumb of me to leave the door unlocked…and I guess I do look like my cousin…" Sora suddenly straightened up.
"Cousin?" Riku nodded.
"Yeah…Riku's m-my cousin…I'm R-rika." he said stumbling slightly. He was so bad at lying! Sora frowned at Riku.
"What happened to Riku?"
"He went to visit my family." Sora frowned deeper.
"Oh? Where do you live." Riku blinked.
STUPID SORA! WHY MUST YOU BE SO CURIOUS!?!
"I uh live in.. *cough*ihavenoclue*cough*cough*" Sora shook his head.
"Wha?" Riku smiled brightly.
"Oh, it's not important…um…well…what's your name?" Sora smiled.
"I'm Sora!" he said in his cheerful way. Riku laughed.
"Cool name!" This was true, Riku had always liked Sora's name. Sora grinned.
"Thanks…well… I just hope you know, I'm REALLY sorry." Riku shrugged.
"It's no big deal…I see myself all the time right?" he muttered half to himself and half to Sora.
WRONG MOVE!
YOU IDOIT! YOU ARE NOT A GUY ANYMORE!! he screamed at himself. He was doing that a lot lately. Sora's face washed over in confusion.
"What?" Riku gave a nervous laugh.
"Oh nothing…" he said, hoping that Sora would buy it. Luckily he did.
"Oh ok!" he said smiling at Riku. " Well hey, ya wanna meet my mom?" Riku smiled and nodded.
"Sure." Sora grinned.
"Ok Follow me!" he said, and started to run over the bride connecting the island to the sea shack.
"Hey wait up!" Riku said laughing, but he was thinking…
I gotta be more careful…
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TBC…
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~(Serenity)~
*Walks out of the room with Sora plushie tucked under her arm*