Thanx to Junko the Lost for giving me ideas for some of the character professions. Thanx again!!! This is kind of based on my schedule. Some Yugi-based people may not fit their TV casting, but it is all for the fun of it. And, I know some of Yuugi's teachers are his age, so what! RR and give more random ideas.

Yuugi – "quoted" (out loud)

Yami- italisized (thinking)

Anyone else - /back slashed/ (out loud) arrow if two-sided person

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Yuugi and Yami awoke bleary eyed the next day at 6 o'clock. Yami had decided for them to go to a sushi restaurant then a bar after watching Finding Nemo. The hangover seemed to be stabbing at Yuugi's temple. He grabbed his matching black shirt, pants, and cloak combo and his spike bracelet. He was not trying to look like a Goth, he just wanted to look older than 10. The next ten minutes were spent trying to separate Yugi's blond streaks from his tinted hair with a comb. A sprits of hair spray, a piece of toast, and they were off to school.

Yuugi had to go to school, of course, but Yami was always annoyed by it. However, today was the first day with new teachers. They walked through the rusted front door of the high school and onto first period. Unfortunately, today was gym day and Yuugi hated how the bullies would always tackle him for no reason. Yami loved gym for the pain.

With his oversized basketball shirt, Yuugi walked into the gym. Anzu was sitting in a ring of people holding hands. "Um... Anzu, why is everyone holding hands?"

/Oh, I didn't tell you, I am the gym teacher. Everyone throwing balls and tackling each other is not nice. Only the power friendship will keep us fit."

So that is what the gay love chain is all about.

"Shhhh, Yami" So for the rest of the period they just sat 'and made friends'. Although Yami kept on muttering death under his breath. Next was French.

Yami and Yuugi walked into his second class with a stunned looked on their face. Jonochi stood in front of the room with a pointer in his hand. /Bonjorni, mon copainne. Welcome to Mr. J's French class./ Jounouchi said with an obvious wink.

Umm... We are supposed to listen to him?

/Have a seat over there, Yuugi. Now everyone one repeat after me: Bonjorni, je mappil Jounouchi. Je parl Franka. Now you./ No one responded.

Yami silently laughed. What a moron. First, that idiot cannot even pronounce or read French. Second, his New York accent is too thick for anyone to understand him in English, let alone French.

/Ok, if no one will answer, then Yuugi, you repeat./

"Ok, Bonjour, je m'appelle Yuugi. Je parle Français." Yuugi said correctly. "Was that good?"

/Yuugi, Yuugi, Yuugi, you're my friend and all, but you did horribly. You pronounce everything wrong and Yugi is not a French word./ Yuugi sighed and putt his head between his hands.

Computer class was an even more interesting experience. Rishido, of all people, was the teacher. So the ancient guarder of a tomb is now the ancient beholder of technology. Yami stated with a sneer.

/I will be right with you once I figure how to turn this thing on. Oh, the gods must hate me for they will not give this machine life./ He took his staff and rammed it through the screen. Yuugi leaned forward and pushed the power switch on another computer. It responded with 'You Got Mail'. /I do not see any mail messengers. And what is this 'gigabyte' thing.../

So this is what happens to people desperate for money.

The cafeteria was jammed packed with struggling high school students. As Yuugi neared the beginning of the line he was waiting in, Yami reminded constantly reminded him to get the chicken!!!!!!!

Yuugi glanced at the cafeteria worker who then began trying to conceal his face by pulling his hair net over his face. As he got closer to him, Yuugi and Yami recognized him. It was Seto!

"Kaiba? Seto Kaiba, is that you. Shouldn't you be at KC right now?"

/Well/ Seto said in a very harsh tone, /duelists are at school now and my business is low in profit now. This is nearby and no one important will see me. Now take your chicken and bug off./ Yami was laughing wildly in Yuugi's head.

"Seto of all people! That is so sad."

Yes it is, aibo. Yami was obviously trying to contain his wicked giggles. Yuugi ate his chicken to Yami's odd delight and headed to fifth period. As he approached his cooking class, he could smell the delicious foods baking. To his surprise (although he should not be after all the weird teachers), Bakura was standing in front of a stove in the class.

/Welcome all,/ he stated in a fruity British accent. /Today as a starter I will be showing you how to cook a pot roast in the oven./

No, I want to make a soufflé!!! exclaimed a deep voice from Bakura.

/This is my nice class and I know they want to know how to make pot roast./

But, I want some difficulty. Just kill them all and we can just make whatever we want! His millennium ring began to shine as the two sides fought each other.

/I got this job to help others./

Ok, help ME kill them!

/No!/ Bakura's hands shot up to his throat as he began to strangle himself.

Everyone just left the room leaving the bickering teacher to fight among himself. Apparently, he cannot control his sides. He needs to be like us with no troubles at all. Yuugi rolled his eyes.

"Hey, we have Home Ec. next."

But, Yuugi. Isn't that for girls.

"What do you mean?" The bell rang and Yuugi ran in the room. No teacher was there. Malik stepped into the room.

/Hello, you pitiful beings. I will be teaching. The pain you will endure will be never ending. You will learn about some things... though./ Yami tensed. /I will teach you the correct way of applying eye liner, as I brilliantly do, and how to the correct amount of starch to use to give your coat the wind blown look. But Yuugi already knows how to do that, don't you Yuugi?/ Yuugi gulped.

Malik spent the rest of the class talking about his tortured days in Egypt and about how annoying Bakura is.

The day ended with Yuugi walking home with Serenity (dressed for cheerleading afterschool). The only homework he had was to pray to the Egyptian gods for e-mails. Yami was still laughing about Seto.

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Bonjour, je m'appelle Yuugi. Je parle Français. – This means hello, my name is Yuugi. I speak French.

Give me some other humorous ideas. I will use them!