Yuugi – "quoted" (out loud)
Yami- italicized (thinking)
Anyone else - /back slashed/ (out loud) arrow if two-sided person
This is just a little car chapter. To begin, for anyone who thinks Yuugi is spelled with one u, not two, I AM SPELLING IT THE JAPANESE WAY! It is the same with the other names, like Honda = Tristen, Jounouchi = Joey, Yuugi = Yugi, Anzu = Tea ... and so on. In Japan, it's called Yuugiou and I am used to using Japanese names, just... because! Okay, okay? Just RRE.
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Yuugi came outside the next day with a major cake hangover. He had woke up in the middle of the night hungry and ate the remains of the half eaten birthday cake. This left his PJs covered in black frosting. Not caring about his odd attire, Yuugi walked down his front walkway to get the newspaper. He caught a glimpse of the front-page article. It said something like, "Cafeteria Kaiba," but his attention was drawn elsewhere to the driveway. There sat a shiny new Beetle. Malik stood next to it buffing the roof with care.
"Neato car, Malik," Yuugi exclaimed.
/It is great, isn't it,/ Malik replied with obvious pride. /It's got a black leather interior and snaking flames painted along the sides./ He ran his fingers down the length of the car and then leaned against it. /You've got to hear its 400-horse power motor./ He sat down in the front seat and turned the key. The engine roared to life.
Just then, Ryou pulled up in another car. It was a shiny new Beetle, also. But, it was hot pink with flowers embroidered all over it. /Hey guys,/ Ryou said while jumping out of the parked car. /Like my new car?/
Malik moaned and looked at Yuugi. /He wanted one like mine. But, hey. Where are the flames? It may be similar to mine, but it isn't as cool./ Malik leaned against his Beetle's door and the engine gave a lurch. A gurgle and a final pop silenced the motor. Malik felled to his knees. /Nooooo, I just got it and I am supposed to go to the movies today./
/Um,/ Ryou interrupted, /you can borrow my car./
Malik glared at the bright pink pod. /Okaaayyyy.../ he agreed. Then, Seto and Mokuba pulled up in a blue convertible. He motioned for everyone to get a move on. The houseguests, except for Mokuba and Seto, piled into the Beetle and drove away from the house and Ryou. He decided to stay behind. They hit the highway and Malik leaned forward on the sheepskin covered driver's seat to turn on the radio. He gently twisted the dial and found a rap song. He began bumping his head along with the beat. The other passengers joined in. Seto pulled up in the lane next to them and stare at the car. He could not hear the music and it seemed that they were nuts. Each passenger bopped their head in perfect union. He shivered and sped ahead, out of visual range of the whackos.
The song ended and the radio was turned off. Malik sighed and mindlessly looked at the rear view mirror. A black spot raced closer on the road behind him. It came nearer and steered into the empty lane new to him. /It's Ryou in my Beetle!/ Malik shouted.
Ryou opened the window and waved. /I fixed it! All it needed was a spoon,/ and his voice faded away as he used all 400 horses to race off.
"How did he fix it with a spoon," Yuugi asked.
/I don't know./ Malik just hunched his shoulders and gripped the wheel white knuckled. They had luckily reached the theatre. He got out and walked up to Ryou. Ryou had evidentially gotten there several minutes ago and had his ticket (hmmm... I wonder how he got there so fast?). Malik requested, /Can I have my car back now?/
/Only if you admit that my car is totally hot and is a sexy car,/ Ryou answered.
/Do I have to./ Ryou nodded. /Okay, it is a hot sexy car,/ Malik respond as quickly as possible.
/What, I can't hear you?/
/YOUR BEETLE IS A HOT FUCKIN' SEXY SEX MACHINE!!!/ Malik had said that way too loud. A girl and her family frowned at him as they passed by. Malik blushed with embarrassment and gave them a little finger wave.
Satisfied with Malik's indignity, Ryou stated, /Ok, you can have it back./ Malik growled. Ryou was mocking him and loving every second of it. Ugh.
The group began to enter the theatre when Yuugi became interested in Seto's car. He slipped into the driver's seat and flipped open a lid on the dashboard. A collection of shiny buttons and levers presented themselves. Yuugi was fascinated and began pushing them randomly. Now, Seto had a lot of extra cash. So, he spent much of it on getting odd features on his convertible. One of these features was hydraulics. You know, the thing that makes ghetto cars bounce up and down at the driver's command. Anyway, Yuugi pushed a certain knob and the convertible began to spring up and down. Yuugi's head jerked with each fall. He burst out giggling.
By now, some of his friends noticed and returned to the curb. They smiled as they watched the fun. Jouno began asking for a ride and Seto started to holler for Yuugi to stop. Finally, Ryou jumped into the car and fiddled with the controls. The bouncing ceased. Yuugi stepped out of the car looking kind of dizzy and Yami groaned in his head.
/Are we done?/ Seto bleakly asked. Everybody nodded.
The cinema was dark and drab with few movies to choose from. They ended up seeing Van Helsing. That turned out to be a bad idea because Yami Malik began yelling, I can cause more destruction than that! during the show. Plus, Bakura got annoyed and started flicking popcorn at Seto. It ending with Malik and his other side being thrown out of the theatre and Bakura left to wash Seto's coke from his hair.
As Yuugi left after the film, he questioned Yami. "Were there enough demons for you?"
Well, he replied with a slightly disappointed tone, yes. But where was the clown fish?
"Oh, Yami."
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Arigato! Plus, I love reviews. Review me with ideas. Man, I sound like a broken record. Hmmm... oh, well! Bye! ATTENTION: GO TO YUUGI NONSENSE 2. IT IS CONTINUED THERE. THIS STORY JUST GOT TOO LONG ... GO!!!
Yami- italicized (thinking)
Anyone else - /back slashed/ (out loud) arrow if two-sided person
This is just a little car chapter. To begin, for anyone who thinks Yuugi is spelled with one u, not two, I AM SPELLING IT THE JAPANESE WAY! It is the same with the other names, like Honda = Tristen, Jounouchi = Joey, Yuugi = Yugi, Anzu = Tea ... and so on. In Japan, it's called Yuugiou and I am used to using Japanese names, just... because! Okay, okay? Just RRE.
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Yuugi came outside the next day with a major cake hangover. He had woke up in the middle of the night hungry and ate the remains of the half eaten birthday cake. This left his PJs covered in black frosting. Not caring about his odd attire, Yuugi walked down his front walkway to get the newspaper. He caught a glimpse of the front-page article. It said something like, "Cafeteria Kaiba," but his attention was drawn elsewhere to the driveway. There sat a shiny new Beetle. Malik stood next to it buffing the roof with care.
"Neato car, Malik," Yuugi exclaimed.
/It is great, isn't it,/ Malik replied with obvious pride. /It's got a black leather interior and snaking flames painted along the sides./ He ran his fingers down the length of the car and then leaned against it. /You've got to hear its 400-horse power motor./ He sat down in the front seat and turned the key. The engine roared to life.
Just then, Ryou pulled up in another car. It was a shiny new Beetle, also. But, it was hot pink with flowers embroidered all over it. /Hey guys,/ Ryou said while jumping out of the parked car. /Like my new car?/
Malik moaned and looked at Yuugi. /He wanted one like mine. But, hey. Where are the flames? It may be similar to mine, but it isn't as cool./ Malik leaned against his Beetle's door and the engine gave a lurch. A gurgle and a final pop silenced the motor. Malik felled to his knees. /Nooooo, I just got it and I am supposed to go to the movies today./
/Um,/ Ryou interrupted, /you can borrow my car./
Malik glared at the bright pink pod. /Okaaayyyy.../ he agreed. Then, Seto and Mokuba pulled up in a blue convertible. He motioned for everyone to get a move on. The houseguests, except for Mokuba and Seto, piled into the Beetle and drove away from the house and Ryou. He decided to stay behind. They hit the highway and Malik leaned forward on the sheepskin covered driver's seat to turn on the radio. He gently twisted the dial and found a rap song. He began bumping his head along with the beat. The other passengers joined in. Seto pulled up in the lane next to them and stare at the car. He could not hear the music and it seemed that they were nuts. Each passenger bopped their head in perfect union. He shivered and sped ahead, out of visual range of the whackos.
The song ended and the radio was turned off. Malik sighed and mindlessly looked at the rear view mirror. A black spot raced closer on the road behind him. It came nearer and steered into the empty lane new to him. /It's Ryou in my Beetle!/ Malik shouted.
Ryou opened the window and waved. /I fixed it! All it needed was a spoon,/ and his voice faded away as he used all 400 horses to race off.
"How did he fix it with a spoon," Yuugi asked.
/I don't know./ Malik just hunched his shoulders and gripped the wheel white knuckled. They had luckily reached the theatre. He got out and walked up to Ryou. Ryou had evidentially gotten there several minutes ago and had his ticket (hmmm... I wonder how he got there so fast?). Malik requested, /Can I have my car back now?/
/Only if you admit that my car is totally hot and is a sexy car,/ Ryou answered.
/Do I have to./ Ryou nodded. /Okay, it is a hot sexy car,/ Malik respond as quickly as possible.
/What, I can't hear you?/
/YOUR BEETLE IS A HOT FUCKIN' SEXY SEX MACHINE!!!/ Malik had said that way too loud. A girl and her family frowned at him as they passed by. Malik blushed with embarrassment and gave them a little finger wave.
Satisfied with Malik's indignity, Ryou stated, /Ok, you can have it back./ Malik growled. Ryou was mocking him and loving every second of it. Ugh.
The group began to enter the theatre when Yuugi became interested in Seto's car. He slipped into the driver's seat and flipped open a lid on the dashboard. A collection of shiny buttons and levers presented themselves. Yuugi was fascinated and began pushing them randomly. Now, Seto had a lot of extra cash. So, he spent much of it on getting odd features on his convertible. One of these features was hydraulics. You know, the thing that makes ghetto cars bounce up and down at the driver's command. Anyway, Yuugi pushed a certain knob and the convertible began to spring up and down. Yuugi's head jerked with each fall. He burst out giggling.
By now, some of his friends noticed and returned to the curb. They smiled as they watched the fun. Jouno began asking for a ride and Seto started to holler for Yuugi to stop. Finally, Ryou jumped into the car and fiddled with the controls. The bouncing ceased. Yuugi stepped out of the car looking kind of dizzy and Yami groaned in his head.
/Are we done?/ Seto bleakly asked. Everybody nodded.
The cinema was dark and drab with few movies to choose from. They ended up seeing Van Helsing. That turned out to be a bad idea because Yami Malik began yelling, I can cause more destruction than that! during the show. Plus, Bakura got annoyed and started flicking popcorn at Seto. It ending with Malik and his other side being thrown out of the theatre and Bakura left to wash Seto's coke from his hair.
As Yuugi left after the film, he questioned Yami. "Were there enough demons for you?"
Well, he replied with a slightly disappointed tone, yes. But where was the clown fish?
"Oh, Yami."
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Arigato! Plus, I love reviews. Review me with ideas. Man, I sound like a broken record. Hmmm... oh, well! Bye! ATTENTION: GO TO YUUGI NONSENSE 2. IT IS CONTINUED THERE. THIS STORY JUST GOT TOO LONG ... GO!!!