Me: This all done by Epona(Elena). Okay. Also she don't own Zelda nor Mario
but a lot of her original characters, like herself. Also she is Elena the
Hylian (herself with pointed ears).
Sum: a poem about If Link wed? Gives good and bad points to the girls of Hyrule. I love this cause how can Link choose a bride? Or girlfriend for that matter when he has no time.
Elena's Intro: One, know I am not I'm married or even have a boy friend for that matter. Two If Link married well lets just say the lucky/unlucky girl would be the most hated by fan girls Marriage think about it , it means many things like what I'm stuck in it, the greatest mistake/decision I made in my life, and oh great I'm bond to this person for life. Good Luck Link with reading this poem! You're going need lots of It! Oy! (Slaps her hand onto fore head) I forgot does anyone know the definition of the word marriage?!
You (the reader): I do! I do! Here down in front! According to fan it means..
Zelda: Elena what in Hyrule is that person doing here?!
Elena: He? She? Can't tell will someone shine the spotlight on them!
Spotlight shines on you!
You (rather nervously): Er I mmm Elena (pause) sneaked me in. (Notices the princess's face) Please don't hurt or throw me out your highness.
Zelda: I'm not going to such thing instead Elena come here!
Elena instead is caught sneaking even more people or things in.
Zelda: What the?! Malon! Saria! take the stage while deal with our little naughty Elena here!
Surprisely Elena is nowhere to be seen!
Zelda storms off to look where Elena has gone to. Meanwhile Malon is singing while Saria does shadow puppets with Dark Link.
Meanwhile in the audience:
Adult Link (HOT, Hero of Time) from OOT to you: Cool one of readers sneaked in. You're like me sneaking into Hyrule Castle. Let me talk to you for a while, but first things first hi I'm Link.
You're too nervous, afraid, or shocked to speak!
Link: Don't fret, I would be like that too if I were you. Sure I'm like this big time video game character but don't mind people like. Er you haven't written a fan fic that made me look bad? Have you? Cause you did...
You respond and depending on you answer you are: having a nice talk with Link or he's casing you with the Master Sword! Nice knowing you.
Back on stage the girls are taking requests for what song and puppet they do next.
Off somewhere is Zelda still looking for Elena.
I appear suddenly again on stage.
Elena: Thank you person who spoke out, now the d is. With that said, Link it's time. Malon, Dark Link, and Saria you may go but first around of applause for them.
Crickets are heard a applauding with everyone else. Malon, Dark Link, and Saria exit the stage.
Elena: Now I leave you with Link.
Instead Zelda appears on stage.
Zelda: Ha ha! There you are!
Elena: Got to go!
Elena transforms into her unicorn self and flies away before Zelda can get her.
Zelda: Oh this just peachy.
Princess Peach Toadstool: You called?!
Meanwhile outside in the royal gardens:
Elena flying over head sees you with link. Either he cased you there or Link wanted somewhere more praitive to talk.
If he's casing you:
Link: You wrote what again?! You, you...
You are backed into wall with the Master Sword mere inches away from your neck or whatever you have. Elena sees you're in way over your head and lands next to Link.
Elena: Okay Link what did this person did to you?
Link pulls his sword away (you sigh with relief) and whispers into my ear. Her eyes widen.
Elena: You wrote what?! Why you! How dare you do that to Link!
Link to you: Nice knowing you.
She neighs and starts to charge, horn first, at you.
Elena: Link would shown mercy, I however will not. Link go cause you've got a poem of mine to read. You're on, now!
Link: Really?! Oh my gosh! You're right! Bye! I trust you with this poor soul. Oh she make wish you will never been born!
Link runs off leaving you with Elena. She turns to you.
Elena: So do you know of any good hiding places? I won't harm you. I do pretty nasty things to Zelda characters myself. Come on hop on my back. I will sneak you back inside.
You hop onto her back and fly off.
If he's talking to you:
Link: Really how interesting a cell phone? Sounds a lot like my ocarina and how I use it to talk to Saria.
You: Hmmm interesting indeed can I see your sword? Or ask how you are with the ladies?
Link: I don't know. (Then he sees me) Er wait I can't answer that nor show my sword to you.
You: Why not?
Elena (Who has landed in front of you.): Cause he's got a poem of mine to read. Link you're on, now!
Link: Really?! Oh my gosh! you're right! Bye!
Link runs off leaving you with Elena. She turns to you.
Elena: So do you know of any good hiding places? Have a nice chat tell as we head back. Come on hop on my back. I will sneak you back inside.
You hop onto her back and fly off.
Back inside:
Peach is explaining to Zelda why she's here of all places.
Zelda: Elena sneaked you in too?! Why when I get my hands... oh Links here! Aoy Link over here!
Link who just came in is pushed into stage.
Link: Er hi everyone?
Zelda: Link were 23 minutes late cause of you! Where were you? Never mind just read the silly poem! Peach come you can help me find a certain unicorn.
They walk off just as you and me walk in. I show you to your seat and get you something from the refreshment stand.
Back on stage Link is ready for his audience.
Link's Intro: Marriage, a new journey, a new quest, a new life. The most dangerous quest I've had or will have. Well this is if I choose someone to be wed?! I've never had a girlfriend yet. You see I have no time then, I not sure I have time now. I have met many girls all special in their own way. Is there one in Hyrule or this mortal realm for me?
Link takes out my composition book and reads:
Now for the poem: If I wed? by Elena, Read by Link
If I wed Malon?
I would be a Ranch boy!
Stuck with cows, horses, and cucoos?
Not to mention Mr. Ingo and her father Talon.
Would she want to come away with me on adventures?
Epona would be sad not never really being able to
But she would be happy with her mommy Malon.
She got a lovely singing voice.
Goes great with my ocarina.
Also she bearly leaves the horses
And I'll be stuck with farm cores all my life!
Expecting a knight in shining armor is she?
Well there isn't one here where I'm standing!
If I married Ruto?
Well excuse me, aghhhhhhhh!
We were engaged by trickery!
I would drown,
In sorrows and in pain!
Being bossed around!
She would expect way, way, way,
too much of me!
I'm the Hero of Time after all,
Not some humble slave or servant!
Me a perfect gentleman and Zora Prince?!
What is a perfect gentleman?
Once and for all,
I'm a Hero not some fish girl's pet!
If I wed Saria?
I would first have to become a Kokiri,
or her a Hylian,
But I don't want that to happen ever,
she is my best friend,
we know too much about each other,
she been around as long as I could remember,
no it wouldn't do,
we wouldn't be ourselves at all
If I married Navi?
Whoa big change there!
Again changing our forms,
And she is just too annoying too,
She knows way too much of my quest,
As the Hero of Time,
she was there every step of the way,
a very good friend to the end,
who would stick to the end,
but she's you know,
my fairy partner and guardian
If I wed the Princess Zelda?
I would be and feel, trapped,
In a castle, in agreement, in Hyrule!
Zelda would maybe boss me around,
Could she ever fully understand me?
How can she?
We barely saw each other much,
In fact I never really felt her touch.
She gets me in trouble,
Like telling me to play a certain song of time,
In front of the certain altar of time,
She is a great friend,
Sure we've been through a lot,
But I've been through a lot more,
What would I do as a prince?
Being trapped in a life style,
way too different to me
Is there a girl for me?
I need someone who can be my heroine!
Someone who understands me!
For who I really am!
I guess if I look really hard?
Too bad Gossip Stones nor Lens of Truth,
can reveal my one true love.
If I wed it going to be to the girl of my dreams.
Someone who can save me!
- Link, Hero of Time
P.S.- One day I'll find her .. one day...
Audience is silent then they burst into applause.
Link bows and walks off the stage.
Elena: That's it hope you enjoyed that. Good job Link. Oh I'll cont. the poem if people want to. This time with other Links and other girls even made up ones from readers. The end for now .. to be followed by more works!
P.S. Oh if you think of more girls let me know! Please R&R... Read and Review. Thanks. Bye!
Next Part: Saria you have a problem!
Sum: a poem about If Link wed? Gives good and bad points to the girls of Hyrule. I love this cause how can Link choose a bride? Or girlfriend for that matter when he has no time.
Elena's Intro: One, know I am not I'm married or even have a boy friend for that matter. Two If Link married well lets just say the lucky/unlucky girl would be the most hated by fan girls Marriage think about it , it means many things like what I'm stuck in it, the greatest mistake/decision I made in my life, and oh great I'm bond to this person for life. Good Luck Link with reading this poem! You're going need lots of It! Oy! (Slaps her hand onto fore head) I forgot does anyone know the definition of the word marriage?!
You (the reader): I do! I do! Here down in front! According to fan it means..
Zelda: Elena what in Hyrule is that person doing here?!
Elena: He? She? Can't tell will someone shine the spotlight on them!
Spotlight shines on you!
You (rather nervously): Er I mmm Elena (pause) sneaked me in. (Notices the princess's face) Please don't hurt or throw me out your highness.
Zelda: I'm not going to such thing instead Elena come here!
Elena instead is caught sneaking even more people or things in.
Zelda: What the?! Malon! Saria! take the stage while deal with our little naughty Elena here!
Surprisely Elena is nowhere to be seen!
Zelda storms off to look where Elena has gone to. Meanwhile Malon is singing while Saria does shadow puppets with Dark Link.
Meanwhile in the audience:
Adult Link (HOT, Hero of Time) from OOT to you: Cool one of readers sneaked in. You're like me sneaking into Hyrule Castle. Let me talk to you for a while, but first things first hi I'm Link.
You're too nervous, afraid, or shocked to speak!
Link: Don't fret, I would be like that too if I were you. Sure I'm like this big time video game character but don't mind people like. Er you haven't written a fan fic that made me look bad? Have you? Cause you did...
You respond and depending on you answer you are: having a nice talk with Link or he's casing you with the Master Sword! Nice knowing you.
Back on stage the girls are taking requests for what song and puppet they do next.
Off somewhere is Zelda still looking for Elena.
I appear suddenly again on stage.
Elena: Thank you person who spoke out, now the d is. With that said, Link it's time. Malon, Dark Link, and Saria you may go but first around of applause for them.
Crickets are heard a applauding with everyone else. Malon, Dark Link, and Saria exit the stage.
Elena: Now I leave you with Link.
Instead Zelda appears on stage.
Zelda: Ha ha! There you are!
Elena: Got to go!
Elena transforms into her unicorn self and flies away before Zelda can get her.
Zelda: Oh this just peachy.
Princess Peach Toadstool: You called?!
Meanwhile outside in the royal gardens:
Elena flying over head sees you with link. Either he cased you there or Link wanted somewhere more praitive to talk.
If he's casing you:
Link: You wrote what again?! You, you...
You are backed into wall with the Master Sword mere inches away from your neck or whatever you have. Elena sees you're in way over your head and lands next to Link.
Elena: Okay Link what did this person did to you?
Link pulls his sword away (you sigh with relief) and whispers into my ear. Her eyes widen.
Elena: You wrote what?! Why you! How dare you do that to Link!
Link to you: Nice knowing you.
She neighs and starts to charge, horn first, at you.
Elena: Link would shown mercy, I however will not. Link go cause you've got a poem of mine to read. You're on, now!
Link: Really?! Oh my gosh! You're right! Bye! I trust you with this poor soul. Oh she make wish you will never been born!
Link runs off leaving you with Elena. She turns to you.
Elena: So do you know of any good hiding places? I won't harm you. I do pretty nasty things to Zelda characters myself. Come on hop on my back. I will sneak you back inside.
You hop onto her back and fly off.
If he's talking to you:
Link: Really how interesting a cell phone? Sounds a lot like my ocarina and how I use it to talk to Saria.
You: Hmmm interesting indeed can I see your sword? Or ask how you are with the ladies?
Link: I don't know. (Then he sees me) Er wait I can't answer that nor show my sword to you.
You: Why not?
Elena (Who has landed in front of you.): Cause he's got a poem of mine to read. Link you're on, now!
Link: Really?! Oh my gosh! you're right! Bye!
Link runs off leaving you with Elena. She turns to you.
Elena: So do you know of any good hiding places? Have a nice chat tell as we head back. Come on hop on my back. I will sneak you back inside.
You hop onto her back and fly off.
Back inside:
Peach is explaining to Zelda why she's here of all places.
Zelda: Elena sneaked you in too?! Why when I get my hands... oh Links here! Aoy Link over here!
Link who just came in is pushed into stage.
Link: Er hi everyone?
Zelda: Link were 23 minutes late cause of you! Where were you? Never mind just read the silly poem! Peach come you can help me find a certain unicorn.
They walk off just as you and me walk in. I show you to your seat and get you something from the refreshment stand.
Back on stage Link is ready for his audience.
Link's Intro: Marriage, a new journey, a new quest, a new life. The most dangerous quest I've had or will have. Well this is if I choose someone to be wed?! I've never had a girlfriend yet. You see I have no time then, I not sure I have time now. I have met many girls all special in their own way. Is there one in Hyrule or this mortal realm for me?
Link takes out my composition book and reads:
Now for the poem: If I wed? by Elena, Read by Link
If I wed Malon?
I would be a Ranch boy!
Stuck with cows, horses, and cucoos?
Not to mention Mr. Ingo and her father Talon.
Would she want to come away with me on adventures?
Epona would be sad not never really being able to
But she would be happy with her mommy Malon.
She got a lovely singing voice.
Goes great with my ocarina.
Also she bearly leaves the horses
And I'll be stuck with farm cores all my life!
Expecting a knight in shining armor is she?
Well there isn't one here where I'm standing!
If I married Ruto?
Well excuse me, aghhhhhhhh!
We were engaged by trickery!
I would drown,
In sorrows and in pain!
Being bossed around!
She would expect way, way, way,
too much of me!
I'm the Hero of Time after all,
Not some humble slave or servant!
Me a perfect gentleman and Zora Prince?!
What is a perfect gentleman?
Once and for all,
I'm a Hero not some fish girl's pet!
If I wed Saria?
I would first have to become a Kokiri,
or her a Hylian,
But I don't want that to happen ever,
she is my best friend,
we know too much about each other,
she been around as long as I could remember,
no it wouldn't do,
we wouldn't be ourselves at all
If I married Navi?
Whoa big change there!
Again changing our forms,
And she is just too annoying too,
She knows way too much of my quest,
As the Hero of Time,
she was there every step of the way,
a very good friend to the end,
who would stick to the end,
but she's you know,
my fairy partner and guardian
If I wed the Princess Zelda?
I would be and feel, trapped,
In a castle, in agreement, in Hyrule!
Zelda would maybe boss me around,
Could she ever fully understand me?
How can she?
We barely saw each other much,
In fact I never really felt her touch.
She gets me in trouble,
Like telling me to play a certain song of time,
In front of the certain altar of time,
She is a great friend,
Sure we've been through a lot,
But I've been through a lot more,
What would I do as a prince?
Being trapped in a life style,
way too different to me
Is there a girl for me?
I need someone who can be my heroine!
Someone who understands me!
For who I really am!
I guess if I look really hard?
Too bad Gossip Stones nor Lens of Truth,
can reveal my one true love.
If I wed it going to be to the girl of my dreams.
Someone who can save me!
- Link, Hero of Time
P.S.- One day I'll find her .. one day...
Audience is silent then they burst into applause.
Link bows and walks off the stage.
Elena: That's it hope you enjoyed that. Good job Link. Oh I'll cont. the poem if people want to. This time with other Links and other girls even made up ones from readers. The end for now .. to be followed by more works!
P.S. Oh if you think of more girls let me know! Please R&R... Read and Review. Thanks. Bye!
Next Part: Saria you have a problem!