When I grow up...
By Todd Fan
Disclaimer: "It's already mutated into human form. Shoot it"
**
Wahoo, a brand new chappie!
Asteria - Yes, she hit the Fantastic Four, that's where the Human Torch is from ;)
Nessie6 - Though the 'Spidey sense' thing did appear in the Simpsons, it's originally a line from Spider-Man.
Rurouni Tyriel - How are the other Fantastic Four members doing? Let's find out!
BaronOBeefDip - Over-fed Kurt? A turkey in a rabbit suit carrying a spork? Mystique calling someone a Baka? Well, those three are VERY bizare...and thus I adore them! Yes, yes and yes!
FaDiNgSiLvErStAr - More Stuart? You got it! And Poccy flirting with Kitty? Tee hee
Draco-luver - Fighting the weasel ball with a mounted fish and dyeing a sleeping Forge's hair, such fun!
DragonBlond - More Torpidness is yours!
**
Chapter 9 - War of the novelty toys
**
"Gee, Freddy, I really am greatfull for you offering to help me get rid of this veight"
Freddy grinned, giving Kurt another milkshake.
"Don't mention it, Blue-Boy", he said, "these'll help you in no time"
"Vho knew you could mix low-fat milkshakes?", said Kurt guzzling down his twenty first milkshake of that day.
Freddy blinked at him.
"...Low fat?"
Kurt dropped his milkshake.
"Uh oh"
**
Meanwhile, Magneto and Xavier were hiding in some bushes.
"How long before they find us, do you think?", whispered Magneto, as a pack of angry girls searched out 'Pietro'.
"Plink", replied Xavier...he hadn't exactly been acting normally since his 'fall'.
"A little more imput would be helpfull", said Magneto testilly.
"THERE you are!", Peter Parker landed between the pair, "I've been looking for you guys all over, I need help"
"I am bed buddy", said Xavier, "sleep on me" [1]
Peter blinked.
"....Is he okay?"
"No", said Mganeto, "Charles took a little slip"
"So...he's actually no use to me whatsoever?", said Peter.
"No"
"Well...that's just GREAT", snapped Peter, "I come all the way from New York for the help of a genius, and I get a idiot!"
"My head is nice and shiney, like a bowling ball", said Xavier, giggling and patting his head.
**
In another part of town, the teenaged Fantasic...err...Three were battling the most foul of villians, one of vile that only super-powered beings dared go near it.
"It's rolling this way!", shouted Sue Storm as the weasel ball rolled towards them.
"I've got it!", shouted that ever-lovin'-blue-eyed Thing, jumping on top of it, only to be zapped with electricity
Suddenly, Mr Fantastic himself appeared, carrying a mounted fish under his arm, he tossed the fish right at the weasel ball.
"Are you feelin', feeelin' down, everything's gonna be okay", sang the 'Al's Dancing Fish', dancing to the beat. [2]
The weasel ball started spinning around in circles, before stopping with a 'phfft'
"No one beats the Fantastic.....Three", said Sue, then sighed, "we should go get my brother, huh?"
**
Torpid had opted to go hiding in the zoo, why were those stupid boys following her? Boys were so....stupid! She stopped as something tapped her shoulder, spinning around to zap either Jamie or Ian.
"Whoah, Torpid, hold fire!", squeaked Lucid, takign a quick step back, "...you're more jumpy than usual".
Torpid scruched up her face, attempting to mime her mis-adventures. Lucid blinked, cocking his head to the side, trying to decipher it.
"You were chased by a large aligator?", he tried.
Torpid shook her head, trying again.
"Oh, you've been chased by two boys who both want your heart and keep battling for it?".
Torpid nodded.
"Oh", said Lucid, then blinked, "bummer"
"I'm gonna get to her first, loser!", camed Jamie's voice, then a pause, "you go to hell first!"
Torpid squeaked, running into the park keepers shed as Jamie and Ian came running up. Jamie glanced aorund.
"I'm SURE she was here!", he said, then grinned at Lucid, "have you seen Torpid"
"No", said Lucid.
"Is she in that shed?", asked Jamie as he watched Ian try to pull it open.
"I don't know", said Lucid, walking away.
"Yes you do, you can look through walls!", snapped Jamie, "get back here, I'm not done yet!"
**
"MY HAIR!!!!!!"
A few hours after his 'sleep' Forge had awoken, minus his beloved binoic arm and with a nasty headache. With neither Storm nor Mystique at the scene, he'd wandered, still rather dizzily off to find out where either woman was....or more importantly, what they did with his arm. Unfortunately, he'd passed a mirror store, to find his beloved hair had been died pink.....flourescent pink. Across the street, Storm and Mystique watched this from the sushi resteraunt behind their menus.
"He looks POed", said Mystique.
"What are we going to do with this?", asked a still roughed up Storm, pointing to the arm on their table, "we should give it back to him"
"No way!", said Mystique, "I'm keeping it as a momento".
"Baka!", said the chef, pointing at Mystique as she picked up the arm, "baka, baka, baka!!"
"....I don't think he wants that in there", said Storm.
"....No kidding", said Mystique dryly.
It didn't take long for security to arrive, tossing both women out onto the street.
"Ahem", said Forge, walking across, tapping his foot.
"Every woman for herself!", said Mystique, tossing the arm at Storm, morphing into a bird and flying away.
**
Meanwhile, at the Gut-Bomb, Lance was scowling. The reason Lance was scowling was because Apocalypse was flirting with Kitty...and she was enjoying it.
"Haven't you forgoten how evil and OLD this guy is?", he snapped.
"But I'm not old NOW", said Apocalpyse, "fair maiden, do you wish for me to dispatch this heithen?"
"Err..no, not JUST yet", said Kitty, then sighed, "tell me more about Egypt"
"You can ask Storm about Egypt anytime", muttered Lance.
"Shh", said Kitty.
The door opened and Stuart trudged in.
"I forgot my last pay check", he said, then squeaked as Lance grabbed him.
"I want that mummy to lay off Kitty", said Lance, "and you're going to help me"
"Ulp", said Stuart.
**
"Hey, I just heard of a great bonfire a bunch of hippies are gonna have", said Pyro, bouncing, "lets go!!!"
Johnny sighed, hanging his head.
"Pyro...I have to go back with my team now, my sister's just told me we're leaving"
Pyro blinked.
"What?", he asked, "but...but what about us?"
"We're from two different worlds", said Johnny, "I'm a hero, you're a villian....it'd never work out"
"But", Pyro whimpered, "but were star-crossed buddies! There's so much we haven't done yet! We..we haven't taken advantage of fireworks, caused a major inferno...sang Kumbaya in front off a camp fire"
"Well...I'm sure I can come to see you now and again", tried Johnny.
"Yeah, right, when?", muttered Pyro.
"Err....your birthday?", said Johnny.
"Sure, that's only once a year", said Pyro, kicking up some dirt sadly, "just go"
"Sorry, we'll always have the semi-major inferno in the park", said Johnny, heading off with the rest of the Fantastic Four.
Pyro sniffed, watching him go.
"He's out of my life, He's out of my life", he sang sadly, "And I don't know whether to laugh or cry, I don't know whether to live or die, And it cuts like a knife, He's out of my life" [3]
With that, he sat down to cry.
"THERE you are!", said Remy, "you want to come poke Kurt with a stick? Freddy fed him too many milkshakes and now he's really fat!"
Pyro stopped crying.
"Okay", he said with a grin, walking off with Remy, his heartbreak apparently forgotten.
**
At Hydra HQ, Gaunlet was showing off 'Death Wepon: Mark 2'.....Viper was not impressed.
"What the hell were you thinking, Gauntlet, you idiot?!", she said.
"What? It is a great weapon!", said Guantlet.
A turkey with rabbit ears and a bunny tail tapped to it scratched at the ground, a spork dangling from a chain around it's neck.
"It is a turkey!", snapped Viper.
"I call him Mr Gobbley", said Gauntlet, "he has been mind-warped"
"...And what, pray tell, can he do?", said Viper, rubbing her head.
"Well, according to research I amde on the fears of the enemy", started Gauntlet, "he will be a spork-weilding-turkey-rabbit-who-pecks-peoples- eyes".
"And this will defeat our enemy?", asked a cast-up Omega Red.
"Oh yes", said Gauntlet, "and we shall rule the world!"
"BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!", they all laughed.
"Only I am to do the evil laughter!", Viper reminded them, making them fall silent, "BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
**
[1] - A quote from a show my brother watches 'Ed, Edd and Eddy'..it stuck me as...odd.
[2] - This is the name, and one of the songs sung by my own dancing fish, yes I have one :)
[3] - An....altered version of 'She's out of my Life' by Michael Jackson
And the madness ends for another chapter! Do review and send in those requests. Until next time...
By Todd Fan
Disclaimer: "It's already mutated into human form. Shoot it"
**
Wahoo, a brand new chappie!
Asteria - Yes, she hit the Fantastic Four, that's where the Human Torch is from ;)
Nessie6 - Though the 'Spidey sense' thing did appear in the Simpsons, it's originally a line from Spider-Man.
Rurouni Tyriel - How are the other Fantastic Four members doing? Let's find out!
BaronOBeefDip - Over-fed Kurt? A turkey in a rabbit suit carrying a spork? Mystique calling someone a Baka? Well, those three are VERY bizare...and thus I adore them! Yes, yes and yes!
FaDiNgSiLvErStAr - More Stuart? You got it! And Poccy flirting with Kitty? Tee hee
Draco-luver - Fighting the weasel ball with a mounted fish and dyeing a sleeping Forge's hair, such fun!
DragonBlond - More Torpidness is yours!
**
Chapter 9 - War of the novelty toys
**
"Gee, Freddy, I really am greatfull for you offering to help me get rid of this veight"
Freddy grinned, giving Kurt another milkshake.
"Don't mention it, Blue-Boy", he said, "these'll help you in no time"
"Vho knew you could mix low-fat milkshakes?", said Kurt guzzling down his twenty first milkshake of that day.
Freddy blinked at him.
"...Low fat?"
Kurt dropped his milkshake.
"Uh oh"
**
Meanwhile, Magneto and Xavier were hiding in some bushes.
"How long before they find us, do you think?", whispered Magneto, as a pack of angry girls searched out 'Pietro'.
"Plink", replied Xavier...he hadn't exactly been acting normally since his 'fall'.
"A little more imput would be helpfull", said Magneto testilly.
"THERE you are!", Peter Parker landed between the pair, "I've been looking for you guys all over, I need help"
"I am bed buddy", said Xavier, "sleep on me" [1]
Peter blinked.
"....Is he okay?"
"No", said Mganeto, "Charles took a little slip"
"So...he's actually no use to me whatsoever?", said Peter.
"No"
"Well...that's just GREAT", snapped Peter, "I come all the way from New York for the help of a genius, and I get a idiot!"
"My head is nice and shiney, like a bowling ball", said Xavier, giggling and patting his head.
**
In another part of town, the teenaged Fantasic...err...Three were battling the most foul of villians, one of vile that only super-powered beings dared go near it.
"It's rolling this way!", shouted Sue Storm as the weasel ball rolled towards them.
"I've got it!", shouted that ever-lovin'-blue-eyed Thing, jumping on top of it, only to be zapped with electricity
Suddenly, Mr Fantastic himself appeared, carrying a mounted fish under his arm, he tossed the fish right at the weasel ball.
"Are you feelin', feeelin' down, everything's gonna be okay", sang the 'Al's Dancing Fish', dancing to the beat. [2]
The weasel ball started spinning around in circles, before stopping with a 'phfft'
"No one beats the Fantastic.....Three", said Sue, then sighed, "we should go get my brother, huh?"
**
Torpid had opted to go hiding in the zoo, why were those stupid boys following her? Boys were so....stupid! She stopped as something tapped her shoulder, spinning around to zap either Jamie or Ian.
"Whoah, Torpid, hold fire!", squeaked Lucid, takign a quick step back, "...you're more jumpy than usual".
Torpid scruched up her face, attempting to mime her mis-adventures. Lucid blinked, cocking his head to the side, trying to decipher it.
"You were chased by a large aligator?", he tried.
Torpid shook her head, trying again.
"Oh, you've been chased by two boys who both want your heart and keep battling for it?".
Torpid nodded.
"Oh", said Lucid, then blinked, "bummer"
"I'm gonna get to her first, loser!", camed Jamie's voice, then a pause, "you go to hell first!"
Torpid squeaked, running into the park keepers shed as Jamie and Ian came running up. Jamie glanced aorund.
"I'm SURE she was here!", he said, then grinned at Lucid, "have you seen Torpid"
"No", said Lucid.
"Is she in that shed?", asked Jamie as he watched Ian try to pull it open.
"I don't know", said Lucid, walking away.
"Yes you do, you can look through walls!", snapped Jamie, "get back here, I'm not done yet!"
**
"MY HAIR!!!!!!"
A few hours after his 'sleep' Forge had awoken, minus his beloved binoic arm and with a nasty headache. With neither Storm nor Mystique at the scene, he'd wandered, still rather dizzily off to find out where either woman was....or more importantly, what they did with his arm. Unfortunately, he'd passed a mirror store, to find his beloved hair had been died pink.....flourescent pink. Across the street, Storm and Mystique watched this from the sushi resteraunt behind their menus.
"He looks POed", said Mystique.
"What are we going to do with this?", asked a still roughed up Storm, pointing to the arm on their table, "we should give it back to him"
"No way!", said Mystique, "I'm keeping it as a momento".
"Baka!", said the chef, pointing at Mystique as she picked up the arm, "baka, baka, baka!!"
"....I don't think he wants that in there", said Storm.
"....No kidding", said Mystique dryly.
It didn't take long for security to arrive, tossing both women out onto the street.
"Ahem", said Forge, walking across, tapping his foot.
"Every woman for herself!", said Mystique, tossing the arm at Storm, morphing into a bird and flying away.
**
Meanwhile, at the Gut-Bomb, Lance was scowling. The reason Lance was scowling was because Apocalypse was flirting with Kitty...and she was enjoying it.
"Haven't you forgoten how evil and OLD this guy is?", he snapped.
"But I'm not old NOW", said Apocalpyse, "fair maiden, do you wish for me to dispatch this heithen?"
"Err..no, not JUST yet", said Kitty, then sighed, "tell me more about Egypt"
"You can ask Storm about Egypt anytime", muttered Lance.
"Shh", said Kitty.
The door opened and Stuart trudged in.
"I forgot my last pay check", he said, then squeaked as Lance grabbed him.
"I want that mummy to lay off Kitty", said Lance, "and you're going to help me"
"Ulp", said Stuart.
**
"Hey, I just heard of a great bonfire a bunch of hippies are gonna have", said Pyro, bouncing, "lets go!!!"
Johnny sighed, hanging his head.
"Pyro...I have to go back with my team now, my sister's just told me we're leaving"
Pyro blinked.
"What?", he asked, "but...but what about us?"
"We're from two different worlds", said Johnny, "I'm a hero, you're a villian....it'd never work out"
"But", Pyro whimpered, "but were star-crossed buddies! There's so much we haven't done yet! We..we haven't taken advantage of fireworks, caused a major inferno...sang Kumbaya in front off a camp fire"
"Well...I'm sure I can come to see you now and again", tried Johnny.
"Yeah, right, when?", muttered Pyro.
"Err....your birthday?", said Johnny.
"Sure, that's only once a year", said Pyro, kicking up some dirt sadly, "just go"
"Sorry, we'll always have the semi-major inferno in the park", said Johnny, heading off with the rest of the Fantastic Four.
Pyro sniffed, watching him go.
"He's out of my life, He's out of my life", he sang sadly, "And I don't know whether to laugh or cry, I don't know whether to live or die, And it cuts like a knife, He's out of my life" [3]
With that, he sat down to cry.
"THERE you are!", said Remy, "you want to come poke Kurt with a stick? Freddy fed him too many milkshakes and now he's really fat!"
Pyro stopped crying.
"Okay", he said with a grin, walking off with Remy, his heartbreak apparently forgotten.
**
At Hydra HQ, Gaunlet was showing off 'Death Wepon: Mark 2'.....Viper was not impressed.
"What the hell were you thinking, Gauntlet, you idiot?!", she said.
"What? It is a great weapon!", said Guantlet.
A turkey with rabbit ears and a bunny tail tapped to it scratched at the ground, a spork dangling from a chain around it's neck.
"It is a turkey!", snapped Viper.
"I call him Mr Gobbley", said Gauntlet, "he has been mind-warped"
"...And what, pray tell, can he do?", said Viper, rubbing her head.
"Well, according to research I amde on the fears of the enemy", started Gauntlet, "he will be a spork-weilding-turkey-rabbit-who-pecks-peoples- eyes".
"And this will defeat our enemy?", asked a cast-up Omega Red.
"Oh yes", said Gauntlet, "and we shall rule the world!"
"BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!", they all laughed.
"Only I am to do the evil laughter!", Viper reminded them, making them fall silent, "BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
**
[1] - A quote from a show my brother watches 'Ed, Edd and Eddy'..it stuck me as...odd.
[2] - This is the name, and one of the songs sung by my own dancing fish, yes I have one :)
[3] - An....altered version of 'She's out of my Life' by Michael Jackson
And the madness ends for another chapter! Do review and send in those requests. Until next time...