When I grow up...
By Todd Fan
Disclaimer: "My eyes were watering, and my tongue was swollen, and from that moment on, I was more careful about what I lick".
**
Hey all, okies, first of all, Strom now has a Mowhawk, not a Mohican, thanks to Goldylokz and Shanie S for pointing it out to me, proves I wasn't paying attention to myself. ;)
Rurouni Tyriel - *Gasp* How could I forget Evan? *Hugs poor Spykey boy* Here's some screentime for you! And Viper wants her Trojian rabbit? Tee hee!
Draco-luver - Warren having a debate with the TV..while someone films him? Oh such fun!
Chaotic Dreamer - Mmmm, methinks Forge has enough women for now ;)
Red Witch - One cat-fight between Kitty and X23 coming right up!
Archmagus - That is a good question, TJ and Wanda have been found, and there is a grandparent for some fun and laughter!
Risty - An ARMY of fire wombats? Well, that's too good to let go
The Son of Logan and Ororo - Wow, you're right, there's soo much potential I'm missing. Hence forth, here are some more Marvel peeps who get to suffer, suffer I say! Bwahahaha!
Anonymusreviewer - The Baddock twins? Well, okey dokey, but I warn you, I like Betsy about as much as I like Jean, so she's gonna get tortured ;)
Nessie6 - More Sam? Some Tabby/Ray fun? Okey dokey doo!
Purity Black - No fears, I can stand the Logan/Jean pairings, it's the Logan/Storms I don't get. So, here's some Logan/Jean fun for you :D
Sareph - Who is X23? She's Logan's clone-but-not-quite that first appeared in Season 3. Magneto getting pounded by a mob of girls? Tee hee.
BaronOBeefDip - Hei ho, hei ho, to weigh the elf we'll go.
Seimosuchus - Boris, huh? Well, okay then ;D
Shanie S - Logan scaring Sabes with a puppy flipping thingie? You got it!
Evo-Gurl180 - Sorry, Chucks, this is as young as they get. If you want young, check out the two Baby Blues fics that were set before this one (oooh a shameless plug :D )
**
Chapter 11 - Marvelicious
**
"This is hopeless", sighed Kurt.
He'd been finally dragged out of the Institute and had been rolled, yes, rolled into town, where he'd been deposited on the 'test your weight' machine.
"Oh, don't worry, mon ami", said Remy, "just because you broke the scales in the institute doesn't mean you'll break dese ones".
"Yeah", agreed Freddy, "these baby's are as hard as nails. I use them all the time".
With that, he uncerimoniously dumped Kurt onto the scales...which promptly collapsed.
"Ooooooh", cried Kurt, "I'm going to be a fat lump forever!!!"
Suddenly, an old lady ran over, hugging Kurt.
"Boris?", she squealed, "oh, I knew I'd find you again! My precious little kitty-cat"
"Errr....he is not a cat", started Remy.
The old lady turned to beam and Remy and Freddy.
"Oh, you two are such GOOD boys for finding my little Boris", she said, fishing in her purse and handing them some money, "here, go and buy yourselves some nice things"
"Oh, we can't take your money because that really isn't your....TWO HUNDRED BUCKS?!!", Freddy blinked at his money, "I hope you and your cats are very happy, M'am"
"Qui, glad to be of service", smiled Remy.
"Vait", squeaked Kurt, watching the two run off, "I'm not a cat"
...The old lady apparently didn't hear him, dragging him off.
"Come along, Boris, lets take you for some kitty-witty-chow"
**
In the HQ of S.H.I.E.L.D, Nick Fury was pacing around. Nick was not in a good mood. The day had started out so well, until he'd taken a stroll and ended up looking like a teenager, that was. Gary, one of his many agents walked tentitavely up to him, tapping his shoulder and clearing his throat.
"Err....sir?", he squeaked, "we have a problem"
"What is it NOW?", snapped Nick, "can't you see I'm THINKING?!!!"
....Apparently, Nick Fury had terrible mood swings when he was a teen.
"Well", said Gary nervously, "we had reports of a red-haired man leading an army of..."
He paused, checking his notes to be sure he was ABSOLUTELY right.
"An army of dancing wombats of fire", he said, "right towards the mayor of Bayville's office"
Nick rolled his eyes.
"Oh, well, good for him", he said sarcastically, "now where's my pizza?! I ordered it TWO HOURS AGO!"
"....It will be here soon, Sir", said Gary, "...err...Sir?"
"Are you still here?", growled Nick.
Gary shuffled from foot to foot.
"Sir...what should we do about the fire wombat army.....problem?"
"I don't care!",. snapped Nick, storming off into his room, "I HATE YOU ALL!"
Gary winced as the door SLAMMED shut, followed by very, very loud rock music.
**
"I can't believe you didn't think to look for me!", snapped Jean, storming past Scott.
"Well, I didn't think you'd try to get a meal without paying for it!", snapped Scott back.
"I bet if I had a different boyfriend, he would look after me", said Jean, "I have dishpan hands, DISHPAN HANDS!!"
She waved said hands in front of Scott.
"You know, you're talking, but all I can hear is blah, blah, blah!", he retorted back.
"Haumph!", said Jean, holding her head up high, "well, In that case, I'll get a new guy..that one for instance"
Scott looked in the distance.
"That furry guy that kinda looks like a cat?", he asked.
"No!", snapped Jean, "the one that tormenting him with that toy"
"You can only see him from the back", pointed out
"So?", said Jean, sauntering over to him.
"Hey Saaaaabeeey", chuckled Logan, sticking a yappy-cartwheeling puppy by the terrified mutant, "watch it bounce!"
"Yip, yip", said the puppy, doing a cartwheel.
Sabertooh hissed at it, before running away as fast as his legs could carry him. Logan chuckled to himself, before blinking as something tapped him on the shoulder.
"Hhello, Lov-er", said a very familiar voice.
Logan blinked turning around to see Jean.
"ARRGGGGGGG!", they both screamed.
"Oh, Logan, I didn't know it was you", said Jean, flustered.
"WHAT?!"
"Well, you don't look like yourself!", pouted Jean, watching Logan back away quickly, "oh, don't run off!"
She sighed frustratedly, running after him. It seemed no one had noticed a giant wooden rabbit covered in brow carpet parked a few feet away from them...unusual things were common in Bayville, so passers-by barely batted an eyelid at it. Nor did anyone see the three pairs of eyes peering out a tiny slot in the front from within it.
"May I be asking a question, oh great leader?", asked Omega, holding up a hand.
"What?", said Viper.
"Why for are we in a giant wooden rabbit, which is getting very hot?", he asked.
"Because Gauntlets stupid turkey ran into the lazer room and blew itself up!", she snapped, "this is plan B. We watch them from this close, and they do not know we are here"
"This rabbit, it is very hot", said Guantlet, wiping his brow, "and the mutants, they have gone now, can we please be getting out?"
"Oh, fine!", said Viper, "but only because I'm hot too!"
Guantlet nodded, tugging at the door. It was jammed. He frowned, tugging harder, until the door came off in his hands.
"Uh oh", he said.
"What do you mean 'uh oh'?", asked Viper, narrowing her eyes, then seeing the door, "we're TRAPPED in here?!!!"
"Maybe just a little bit", said Gauntlet with a chuckle.
"Wait", said Omega, "I see a light!"
He pointed to the back of the rabbit, where there was a hole, just big enough for a person.
"I will go", said Gauntlet, standing proudly, "then I will release you".
With that, he headed to the hole, starting to pull himself out. Meanwhile, outside, Betsy and Brian Baddock, both adultified, were walking, pausing to see the sight.
"Betsy, that giant rabbit is giving birth!",he said, "I told you there were wonderfull things to see in this contry!"
"Brain...you're an idiot", said his twin, shaking her head, then grimacing as a green arm poked out of the rabbit [1]
The arm was followed by Gauntlet's ugly head, causing the twins to run off in disgust.
"Gaaauuughhhh!", shouted Gauntlet as he got his torso out, then stopped, "...oh dear...I am stuck".
**
Meanwhile, Tabby had gone off in search for trouble and found Ray arguing with a teenage boy in a dress, a hammer next to him.
"I am THOR!", snapped the teenager, "how dareth you not move out of the way!"
"Hey", snickered Tabby, "what's with the guy in the dress?".
"Dress?", said Thor, narrowing his eyes, "how dareth you speakth to me so? Dost thou not noeth who I am?!"
"He sounds like Mr McCoy after he's been drinking", chuckled Ray.
"Let's tease him some more!", said Tabby, "hey, Thelma, whatcha doing with that hammer?"
THEMLA? HAMMER?! Thor narrowed his eyes.
"Thouest mock my name, and then thoust mock Mjolnir!", he said, "for that, thou must perish!"
"Ooooooh", said Ray, "I'm really, really scared...not"
"Have at thee!!!", shouted Thor, moving to swing his hammer at Ray, unfortunately, he couldn't pull the thing off the ground.
"Have...at..thee", he grunted, yanking at it, "awww...PIDDLE!"
"What's the matter Thelma?", snickered Tabby, "not go enough strengthy- wenthy?"
"Thouest will pay with thine LIVES!", shouted Thor.
"Uh huh....sure we will", said Ray.
"I'm bored", Tabby stated, grabbing Ray by the arm and dragging him off, "lets go bother someone else"
"COMETH BACK, YOU COWARDS!", shouted Thor, struggling after them, dragging his hammer inch by painfull inch after him.
**
Meanwhile, in the nearest hotel,....
"Stop phasing so I can hit you!"
"Never!"
Lance watched as Kitty and X23 rolled around on the floor. Kitty had found their hotel room, phased into it and the two girls had thusly begun to try to beat the tar out of each other....or at least they would if Kitty didn't stop phasing.
"You're a coward!", snapped X23.
"And you're a man-stealer!".
"Hussy!"
"Chalotan!"
"YOU!"
"Ladies....are you getting tired yet?", said Lance, ducking as a lamp was sent his way, "okay...I guess not"
**
Warren frowned as he watched TV in the Worthington estate.
"Oh, please, Dawson doesn't love Jen, he loves Joey!", he snapped, "I know better than this! Why do teenagers have to use so many big words anyway?!!" [2]
Sam chuckled from where he was hanging by the widnow filming this one-sided debate.
"Oh, this is priceless!", he said, "ah'll win the ametur home video award of the year for sure!"
**
A teenaged Calisto blinked as a teenage Iron Man smiled at her from inside an Iron suit too big for him.
"You want me to help you?"
"Yes, please", said Tony, "I'm sort of...err..stuck here"
Calisto rolled her eyes.
"Fine, take him to the sewer!"
"Sewer?", blinked Tony as a few Morlocks showed up, dragging him away.
An adultified Evan chuckled watching them go. Before seeing a scary, scary sight. His aunt..in a mohawk.
"Auntie.....Auntie O", he squeaked, pointing a finger at her, "hair...hair...none...what...why...confused"
"Do you like it?", asked Storm, running a hand through it, "I think it looks great"
Evan shuddered, putting on a fake smile.
"Yeah, it looks great, Auntie O", he lied, "suits you".
He paused as Forge followed close behind.
"Sure, leave me to pay for it", he muttered, then looked at Evan, "what?!"
"Did you know your hair was pink?", he pointed out.
"Oh gee, no, no I did not", said Forge sarcastically.
"ARRGGGGHHH!", came a scream from the sewers.
"What on earth was that?", asked Storm, blinking.
"Oh, that was Tony Stark", said Evan, "Calisto's dragged him into the sewers so no one pushes him over. He's a genius, you know"
Forge replied with a snort.
"Hah, Tony Stark!", he said, "He thinks he's soooooo big. Well, I could out- think him anyday! Watch out, Tony, I'm coming after your cushy government job! Bwahaha!" [3]
Evan and Storm blinked at him.
"I think Forge needs to lie down", said Evan
**
"Oowww.....the pain"
Magneto crawled along the street, battered and brusied after the pack of girls believing him to be Pietro had caught him and beaten him to a pulp. He finally collapsed, before looking weakly up as Wanda and a blue elf-like girl smiled at him.
"GRANDAD!", said TJ, giving him a hug.
"Grandad?", blinked Magneto, "how long have I been semi-concious?".
He paused, looking up at Wanda.
"Apparently, she's mine and Kurt's daughter...."
WHUMP.
"...from an alternaltive dimension", Wanda finished as he father fell to the floor, "...Dad?"
She gave Magneto a prod.
"...Huh"
**
[1] - The whole escaping the rabbit scene is inspired by 'Ace Venture: When Nature Calls'. Watching Jim Carey crawl naked and sweating out of a rubber rhino is one of the most hilarious things I have ever seen.
[2] - Dawson's Creek - a teen angst series with a whole lot of analysis. I admit, I do love this show.
[3] - When he made his very, very first appearance in the comics, Forge had, indeed, taken over Tony Starks job as their governement inventor guy.
There we go, more than enough madness for one day, methinks. Do send in those reviews and requests. Until next time...
By Todd Fan
Disclaimer: "My eyes were watering, and my tongue was swollen, and from that moment on, I was more careful about what I lick".
**
Hey all, okies, first of all, Strom now has a Mowhawk, not a Mohican, thanks to Goldylokz and Shanie S for pointing it out to me, proves I wasn't paying attention to myself. ;)
Rurouni Tyriel - *Gasp* How could I forget Evan? *Hugs poor Spykey boy* Here's some screentime for you! And Viper wants her Trojian rabbit? Tee hee!
Draco-luver - Warren having a debate with the TV..while someone films him? Oh such fun!
Chaotic Dreamer - Mmmm, methinks Forge has enough women for now ;)
Red Witch - One cat-fight between Kitty and X23 coming right up!
Archmagus - That is a good question, TJ and Wanda have been found, and there is a grandparent for some fun and laughter!
Risty - An ARMY of fire wombats? Well, that's too good to let go
The Son of Logan and Ororo - Wow, you're right, there's soo much potential I'm missing. Hence forth, here are some more Marvel peeps who get to suffer, suffer I say! Bwahahaha!
Anonymusreviewer - The Baddock twins? Well, okey dokey, but I warn you, I like Betsy about as much as I like Jean, so she's gonna get tortured ;)
Nessie6 - More Sam? Some Tabby/Ray fun? Okey dokey doo!
Purity Black - No fears, I can stand the Logan/Jean pairings, it's the Logan/Storms I don't get. So, here's some Logan/Jean fun for you :D
Sareph - Who is X23? She's Logan's clone-but-not-quite that first appeared in Season 3. Magneto getting pounded by a mob of girls? Tee hee.
BaronOBeefDip - Hei ho, hei ho, to weigh the elf we'll go.
Seimosuchus - Boris, huh? Well, okay then ;D
Shanie S - Logan scaring Sabes with a puppy flipping thingie? You got it!
Evo-Gurl180 - Sorry, Chucks, this is as young as they get. If you want young, check out the two Baby Blues fics that were set before this one (oooh a shameless plug :D )
**
Chapter 11 - Marvelicious
**
"This is hopeless", sighed Kurt.
He'd been finally dragged out of the Institute and had been rolled, yes, rolled into town, where he'd been deposited on the 'test your weight' machine.
"Oh, don't worry, mon ami", said Remy, "just because you broke the scales in the institute doesn't mean you'll break dese ones".
"Yeah", agreed Freddy, "these baby's are as hard as nails. I use them all the time".
With that, he uncerimoniously dumped Kurt onto the scales...which promptly collapsed.
"Ooooooh", cried Kurt, "I'm going to be a fat lump forever!!!"
Suddenly, an old lady ran over, hugging Kurt.
"Boris?", she squealed, "oh, I knew I'd find you again! My precious little kitty-cat"
"Errr....he is not a cat", started Remy.
The old lady turned to beam and Remy and Freddy.
"Oh, you two are such GOOD boys for finding my little Boris", she said, fishing in her purse and handing them some money, "here, go and buy yourselves some nice things"
"Oh, we can't take your money because that really isn't your....TWO HUNDRED BUCKS?!!", Freddy blinked at his money, "I hope you and your cats are very happy, M'am"
"Qui, glad to be of service", smiled Remy.
"Vait", squeaked Kurt, watching the two run off, "I'm not a cat"
...The old lady apparently didn't hear him, dragging him off.
"Come along, Boris, lets take you for some kitty-witty-chow"
**
In the HQ of S.H.I.E.L.D, Nick Fury was pacing around. Nick was not in a good mood. The day had started out so well, until he'd taken a stroll and ended up looking like a teenager, that was. Gary, one of his many agents walked tentitavely up to him, tapping his shoulder and clearing his throat.
"Err....sir?", he squeaked, "we have a problem"
"What is it NOW?", snapped Nick, "can't you see I'm THINKING?!!!"
....Apparently, Nick Fury had terrible mood swings when he was a teen.
"Well", said Gary nervously, "we had reports of a red-haired man leading an army of..."
He paused, checking his notes to be sure he was ABSOLUTELY right.
"An army of dancing wombats of fire", he said, "right towards the mayor of Bayville's office"
Nick rolled his eyes.
"Oh, well, good for him", he said sarcastically, "now where's my pizza?! I ordered it TWO HOURS AGO!"
"....It will be here soon, Sir", said Gary, "...err...Sir?"
"Are you still here?", growled Nick.
Gary shuffled from foot to foot.
"Sir...what should we do about the fire wombat army.....problem?"
"I don't care!",. snapped Nick, storming off into his room, "I HATE YOU ALL!"
Gary winced as the door SLAMMED shut, followed by very, very loud rock music.
**
"I can't believe you didn't think to look for me!", snapped Jean, storming past Scott.
"Well, I didn't think you'd try to get a meal without paying for it!", snapped Scott back.
"I bet if I had a different boyfriend, he would look after me", said Jean, "I have dishpan hands, DISHPAN HANDS!!"
She waved said hands in front of Scott.
"You know, you're talking, but all I can hear is blah, blah, blah!", he retorted back.
"Haumph!", said Jean, holding her head up high, "well, In that case, I'll get a new guy..that one for instance"
Scott looked in the distance.
"That furry guy that kinda looks like a cat?", he asked.
"No!", snapped Jean, "the one that tormenting him with that toy"
"You can only see him from the back", pointed out
"So?", said Jean, sauntering over to him.
"Hey Saaaaabeeey", chuckled Logan, sticking a yappy-cartwheeling puppy by the terrified mutant, "watch it bounce!"
"Yip, yip", said the puppy, doing a cartwheel.
Sabertooh hissed at it, before running away as fast as his legs could carry him. Logan chuckled to himself, before blinking as something tapped him on the shoulder.
"Hhello, Lov-er", said a very familiar voice.
Logan blinked turning around to see Jean.
"ARRGGGGGGG!", they both screamed.
"Oh, Logan, I didn't know it was you", said Jean, flustered.
"WHAT?!"
"Well, you don't look like yourself!", pouted Jean, watching Logan back away quickly, "oh, don't run off!"
She sighed frustratedly, running after him. It seemed no one had noticed a giant wooden rabbit covered in brow carpet parked a few feet away from them...unusual things were common in Bayville, so passers-by barely batted an eyelid at it. Nor did anyone see the three pairs of eyes peering out a tiny slot in the front from within it.
"May I be asking a question, oh great leader?", asked Omega, holding up a hand.
"What?", said Viper.
"Why for are we in a giant wooden rabbit, which is getting very hot?", he asked.
"Because Gauntlets stupid turkey ran into the lazer room and blew itself up!", she snapped, "this is plan B. We watch them from this close, and they do not know we are here"
"This rabbit, it is very hot", said Guantlet, wiping his brow, "and the mutants, they have gone now, can we please be getting out?"
"Oh, fine!", said Viper, "but only because I'm hot too!"
Guantlet nodded, tugging at the door. It was jammed. He frowned, tugging harder, until the door came off in his hands.
"Uh oh", he said.
"What do you mean 'uh oh'?", asked Viper, narrowing her eyes, then seeing the door, "we're TRAPPED in here?!!!"
"Maybe just a little bit", said Gauntlet with a chuckle.
"Wait", said Omega, "I see a light!"
He pointed to the back of the rabbit, where there was a hole, just big enough for a person.
"I will go", said Gauntlet, standing proudly, "then I will release you".
With that, he headed to the hole, starting to pull himself out. Meanwhile, outside, Betsy and Brian Baddock, both adultified, were walking, pausing to see the sight.
"Betsy, that giant rabbit is giving birth!",he said, "I told you there were wonderfull things to see in this contry!"
"Brain...you're an idiot", said his twin, shaking her head, then grimacing as a green arm poked out of the rabbit [1]
The arm was followed by Gauntlet's ugly head, causing the twins to run off in disgust.
"Gaaauuughhhh!", shouted Gauntlet as he got his torso out, then stopped, "...oh dear...I am stuck".
**
Meanwhile, Tabby had gone off in search for trouble and found Ray arguing with a teenage boy in a dress, a hammer next to him.
"I am THOR!", snapped the teenager, "how dareth you not move out of the way!"
"Hey", snickered Tabby, "what's with the guy in the dress?".
"Dress?", said Thor, narrowing his eyes, "how dareth you speakth to me so? Dost thou not noeth who I am?!"
"He sounds like Mr McCoy after he's been drinking", chuckled Ray.
"Let's tease him some more!", said Tabby, "hey, Thelma, whatcha doing with that hammer?"
THEMLA? HAMMER?! Thor narrowed his eyes.
"Thouest mock my name, and then thoust mock Mjolnir!", he said, "for that, thou must perish!"
"Ooooooh", said Ray, "I'm really, really scared...not"
"Have at thee!!!", shouted Thor, moving to swing his hammer at Ray, unfortunately, he couldn't pull the thing off the ground.
"Have...at..thee", he grunted, yanking at it, "awww...PIDDLE!"
"What's the matter Thelma?", snickered Tabby, "not go enough strengthy- wenthy?"
"Thouest will pay with thine LIVES!", shouted Thor.
"Uh huh....sure we will", said Ray.
"I'm bored", Tabby stated, grabbing Ray by the arm and dragging him off, "lets go bother someone else"
"COMETH BACK, YOU COWARDS!", shouted Thor, struggling after them, dragging his hammer inch by painfull inch after him.
**
Meanwhile, in the nearest hotel,....
"Stop phasing so I can hit you!"
"Never!"
Lance watched as Kitty and X23 rolled around on the floor. Kitty had found their hotel room, phased into it and the two girls had thusly begun to try to beat the tar out of each other....or at least they would if Kitty didn't stop phasing.
"You're a coward!", snapped X23.
"And you're a man-stealer!".
"Hussy!"
"Chalotan!"
"YOU!"
"Ladies....are you getting tired yet?", said Lance, ducking as a lamp was sent his way, "okay...I guess not"
**
Warren frowned as he watched TV in the Worthington estate.
"Oh, please, Dawson doesn't love Jen, he loves Joey!", he snapped, "I know better than this! Why do teenagers have to use so many big words anyway?!!" [2]
Sam chuckled from where he was hanging by the widnow filming this one-sided debate.
"Oh, this is priceless!", he said, "ah'll win the ametur home video award of the year for sure!"
**
A teenaged Calisto blinked as a teenage Iron Man smiled at her from inside an Iron suit too big for him.
"You want me to help you?"
"Yes, please", said Tony, "I'm sort of...err..stuck here"
Calisto rolled her eyes.
"Fine, take him to the sewer!"
"Sewer?", blinked Tony as a few Morlocks showed up, dragging him away.
An adultified Evan chuckled watching them go. Before seeing a scary, scary sight. His aunt..in a mohawk.
"Auntie.....Auntie O", he squeaked, pointing a finger at her, "hair...hair...none...what...why...confused"
"Do you like it?", asked Storm, running a hand through it, "I think it looks great"
Evan shuddered, putting on a fake smile.
"Yeah, it looks great, Auntie O", he lied, "suits you".
He paused as Forge followed close behind.
"Sure, leave me to pay for it", he muttered, then looked at Evan, "what?!"
"Did you know your hair was pink?", he pointed out.
"Oh gee, no, no I did not", said Forge sarcastically.
"ARRGGGGHHH!", came a scream from the sewers.
"What on earth was that?", asked Storm, blinking.
"Oh, that was Tony Stark", said Evan, "Calisto's dragged him into the sewers so no one pushes him over. He's a genius, you know"
Forge replied with a snort.
"Hah, Tony Stark!", he said, "He thinks he's soooooo big. Well, I could out- think him anyday! Watch out, Tony, I'm coming after your cushy government job! Bwahaha!" [3]
Evan and Storm blinked at him.
"I think Forge needs to lie down", said Evan
**
"Oowww.....the pain"
Magneto crawled along the street, battered and brusied after the pack of girls believing him to be Pietro had caught him and beaten him to a pulp. He finally collapsed, before looking weakly up as Wanda and a blue elf-like girl smiled at him.
"GRANDAD!", said TJ, giving him a hug.
"Grandad?", blinked Magneto, "how long have I been semi-concious?".
He paused, looking up at Wanda.
"Apparently, she's mine and Kurt's daughter...."
WHUMP.
"...from an alternaltive dimension", Wanda finished as he father fell to the floor, "...Dad?"
She gave Magneto a prod.
"...Huh"
**
[1] - The whole escaping the rabbit scene is inspired by 'Ace Venture: When Nature Calls'. Watching Jim Carey crawl naked and sweating out of a rubber rhino is one of the most hilarious things I have ever seen.
[2] - Dawson's Creek - a teen angst series with a whole lot of analysis. I admit, I do love this show.
[3] - When he made his very, very first appearance in the comics, Forge had, indeed, taken over Tony Starks job as their governement inventor guy.
There we go, more than enough madness for one day, methinks. Do send in those reviews and requests. Until next time...