"What the Rurouni Kenshin cast would NEVER say"
A scene of the Kenshin cast saying things, well, that they'd NEVER say! It's hilarious, please read & review!
Rated PG-13 for swearing.
Yahiko: Kaoru…you're the most beautiful person I've ever met…
Kenshin: Fuck off! She's mine!
Kaoru: It's okay Kenshin, I've wanted to tell you, but never got the chance…oh screw it, I love Yahiko!
Sano runs in with his favorite "Kiss the Cook" apron on
Sano: Oh my Gosh! This is so totally like a soap opera I watched last week!
Sano runs back into the kitchen and grabs a bottle of sake
Sano: Here every one lets have some sake for the new love birds!
Walks over to Hiko laying on the couch watching foot ball
Hiko: Uhh…no thanks, I don't feel like any.
Kenshin: YES! More for me!
Kenshin grabs the sake from Sano's hands and chugs the bottle
Kenshin: Damn! That's good stuff!
Letting out a HUGE burp and wiping his chin with the sleeve of his kimono
Sano: Ugh! Don't you have any manners!
Grabbing a cloth from the kitchen and wiping the rest of the sake from the floor underneath Kenshin
Sano: GASP!
Walking back into the kitchen seeing Kaoru and Yahiko kissing by the sink
Kaoru: What the fuck's wrong with you?
Yahiko: It's okay Kaoru, he must be stunned by your beauty.
Sano hugs his apron and spins around merrily
Sano: Isn't this romantic!
Kenshin walks in
Kenshin: What the fuck!? Kaoru I'll save you!!!
Kenshin picks up Yahiko by the collar of his kimono and starts beat the hell out of him
Kaoru: Noooooo!!!
Aoshi comes out of no where to stumble upon the scene
Aoshi: Oro?
Sano starts to run around in a circle franticly
Sano: Oh dear me! Some one help please!
Aoshi: Now, now, no fighting please! Remember strength doesn't matter! Now let's take this time to admire my new trench coat!
Aoshi spins around the room showing off his new coat
Sano: My hero!
Kenshin: OoOoOoh…what a nice fabric!
Sano and Kenshin rub the soft sleeves of his coat
Kaoru: Fuck you guys! Why don't I get a coat like that!?
Crossing her arms angrily
Yahiko: It's alright Kaoru, I'll buy one once we finnish this wonderful meal you cooked up for us!
A table filled with all sorts of food pops our of no where and everyone sits down
Yahiko: Wow! This is wonderful! But not as wonderful as you are Kaoru.
Kaoru: Oh no, no, stop it.
Blushing
Kenshin: Hey Yahiko, can you pass over the mash potatoes?
Glaring over at Yahiko
Yahiko: Why of course, but let me mash them for you.
Yahiko grabs the bowl and fiercely starts to squish the potatoes
Aoshi: Oh, oh! Are we going to play Mash?! I wanna pick the hubbies!
Both Yahiko and Kenshin glare over at Aoshi
Sano: Ahh! I can't take it anymore! Can't we all just get along!
Runs off crying holding up his apron up to his face and runs himself into a wall.
Kenshin: Well that ends that.
Yahiko: Yup.
Hiko walks in following the smell of the food carrying a bottle or fresh squeezed lemonade
Hiko: What did I miss?