"What the Rurouni Kenshin cast would NEVER say" Chapter. 2
The Kenshin cast goes to the movies, this is bound to not turn out well!
Rated PG-13 for swearing
Kenshin, Kaoru, Sano, and Yahiko are all in the car going to the movies.
Sano: I just don't know which movie we should go see! Shishio Returns part 2, OR Story Time with Shishio!?
Rustiling the papers in the back of the car
Kenshin: You've been driving around this parking lot for about 30 minutes! For God's sake pick a damn movie!!!
Sano: Well, excuse me! Picking a movie we are going to sit in for about an hour IS a big discision!
Yahiko playing with Kaoru's hair and kissing her hands
Kaoru: Hehehehe, Yahiko your so cute!
Kenshin looks over at Kaoru and Yahiko and rolls his eyes
Kenshin: Please Sano, PLEASE pick a God damn parking spot! I NEED to get out of this fucking car!!!
Sano: Fine, fine, well go see Shishio Returns part 2!
Sano quickly turns into an extremely small parking spot, squeezing in between to huge SUV's
Kenshin: Great job Sano, now my fucking car is RUINED!
Kaoru: Shut the fuck up Kenshin, you have a sun roof we can get though.
All four of them fit though the sun roof and walk to get inline to see the movie. Kenshin still cursing about his car
Sano: Umm...four tickets to go see Shishio Returns part 2 please.
Looking inside the window seeing the guy at the register sticking his head inside a popcorn bowl
Sano: Ummm...hello...?
Saitou: Huh, what?
Sticking his head out of the popcorn
Kenshin: Saitou!? What a fucking loser! Running a register at the movies!? (Damn I wanted that job)
Saitou: Hey it's a summer job okay please don't tell my parents. But you get all the free popcorn you want!
Sticking his head inside the popcorn bowl again munching away
Kaoru: Can we just have the fucking tickets!?
Saitou: Oh yeah, here ya go.
Handing them their tickets with his head still lodged in the popcorn bowl
Sano: Oh oh our movie's over here! Let's go every one! Yay!!
Skipping over to the door
Yahiko: Lady's first.
Bowing in front of Kaoru letting her by
Kaoru: Hehehe, why thank you
Kenshin: Heh heh heh, why thank you
Mocking Kaoru
Kaoru: Shut the fuck up Kenshin!
Yahiko goes over and holds Kaoru's hand
Everyone sits down, Yahiko next to Kaoru, and Kenshin next to Sano.
Kenshin: Tell me again how the hell I got stuck with you?
Sano: Cause Yahiko and Kaoru had to sit together. And you can't blame them, aren't they adorable!?
Looking over at Kaoru laying on Yahiko's shoulder
Kenshin: Yeah, uh-huh, adorable...
Almost gagging
Sano: Oh Oh, it's starting!
Clapping his hands merrily
-Around half-way in the middle of the movie-
Cho: Hey...ummm...mister can you move over a little bit, your beautiful rooster head is blocking me view a bit.
Sano turns around gasping
Sano: Cho...is that you!?
Cho: Sano?! Well hello there!
Sano: Hi! I can't believe it oh my gosh I haven't seen you in forever! Wow! And you hair looks greater than ever! You still need to give me that hair mousse formula!
Kenshin: Oh God, now look you got him started! He'll NEVER shut up!
Crowd: SHHHHHHH!!!
Sano: (whispering) Well soooooooooooooooorry! I'll just go sit up there with Cho! Hmph!
Crawling over Kenshin and Yahiko and Kaoru making out and goes and sits next to Cho
-One hour later the movie is over-
Sano: Oh, my, God....that...was so .....sad!!!!!
Kenshin: Oh really? I couldn't tell...
Whiping off the rest of Sano's wet tissues
Sano: Oh my, sorry Kenshin, I got a bit emotional.
Kenshin: Hah, you could say that again.
Sano: Oh my, sorry Kenshin, I got a bit emotional.
Kenshin: Oh boy, nevermind....but hey you guys I got an idea.
Everyone crowds together infront of the door by Kenshin
Kenshin: How many want to see Story Time with Shishio?
Sano raises his hand up and down excitedly
Kenshin: Lemme rephrase that, how many want to see Story Time with Shishio...free?
Sano still raises his hand along with Yahiko and Kaoru
Kenshin: Well the showing is right over there, we can sneak by Saitou and go see it. It starts in 5 minutes
Yahiko and Kaoru: Sounds good to me.
Sano: Sounds like we're cheating Saitou.
Kenshin: He'll never know now lets go.
All four of them creep by Saitou and are about to go into the theather when...
Aoshi: Hi guys!!!!
Kenshin: Shh...shhh...Aoshi shut up.
Aoshi: What are you guys seeing!?
Kaoru: AOSHI SHUT UP!
Saitou walks over
Kenshin: Shit!
Saitou: Hey Aoshi Sup!?
Aoshi: Not much Saitou! You!
Saitou: Nothin here!
Saitou: Heyyy...what are you guys doing here?
Pointing over at the Kenshin gang
Kaoru: Uhhh...we're looking for the exit!
Kenshin: Yeah! This place is like a God damn maze! Hahaha...hah...ha...
Sano: Wahhhh! I can't take it! Kenshin wanted to see Story Time with Shishio and we all were going to see it cause its right across the hall and it was so tempting and it was for free! And they told me it was Two movies for Tuesday
Kenshin: No we didn't, and it's Thursday
Sano: Whatever! But I told them we would be cheating you out of money and and and....We're sorry!!!
Saitou: Hmmm...I see...
Saitou kicks them all out of the movie theater and goes and watches Story Time with Shishio with Aoshi
Kenshin: Thanks Sano.....
Sano: No problem! Im glad I got that off my chest!
Kenshin looks over at Sano with fire in his eyes
Kenshin: I.....was....JOKING!! AHHHHH!!!!!!
Runs over and starts to strangle Sano
Sano: Wahhh! Im sorry Im sorry!
Sobbing
Man: Hey! Leave thar poor innocent guy alone!
Both Kenshin and Sano look up to see Shishio flying above them with a cape and underwear on
Kenshin: What the fuck....what's with the underwear?????
Shishio: I wanted to go with the superman theme, isn't it dazzleing!
Sano: OOoOoh, I LOVE it!
Kenshin drops Sano and starts to rub his eyes
Kenshin: I think Im scarred for life...
Sano: Thank You Wonder Shishio! Your the best!
Shishio: No problem normal citizen! It's a job well done by... WONDER SHISHIO! AWAY!!!
Shishio flys up and gets his cape stuck on a lamp post and strangles himself
Kenshin: This is the LAST time Im EVER going to a movie!!
Sano: Hah, you can say that again!
I hope you all liked the second chapter! It's amazing what you can come up with at 1 in the morning haha! Please review and tell me what you think! Thanks!
The Kenshin cast goes to the movies, this is bound to not turn out well!
Rated PG-13 for swearing
Kenshin, Kaoru, Sano, and Yahiko are all in the car going to the movies.
Sano: I just don't know which movie we should go see! Shishio Returns part 2, OR Story Time with Shishio!?
Rustiling the papers in the back of the car
Kenshin: You've been driving around this parking lot for about 30 minutes! For God's sake pick a damn movie!!!
Sano: Well, excuse me! Picking a movie we are going to sit in for about an hour IS a big discision!
Yahiko playing with Kaoru's hair and kissing her hands
Kaoru: Hehehehe, Yahiko your so cute!
Kenshin looks over at Kaoru and Yahiko and rolls his eyes
Kenshin: Please Sano, PLEASE pick a God damn parking spot! I NEED to get out of this fucking car!!!
Sano: Fine, fine, well go see Shishio Returns part 2!
Sano quickly turns into an extremely small parking spot, squeezing in between to huge SUV's
Kenshin: Great job Sano, now my fucking car is RUINED!
Kaoru: Shut the fuck up Kenshin, you have a sun roof we can get though.
All four of them fit though the sun roof and walk to get inline to see the movie. Kenshin still cursing about his car
Sano: Umm...four tickets to go see Shishio Returns part 2 please.
Looking inside the window seeing the guy at the register sticking his head inside a popcorn bowl
Sano: Ummm...hello...?
Saitou: Huh, what?
Sticking his head out of the popcorn
Kenshin: Saitou!? What a fucking loser! Running a register at the movies!? (Damn I wanted that job)
Saitou: Hey it's a summer job okay please don't tell my parents. But you get all the free popcorn you want!
Sticking his head inside the popcorn bowl again munching away
Kaoru: Can we just have the fucking tickets!?
Saitou: Oh yeah, here ya go.
Handing them their tickets with his head still lodged in the popcorn bowl
Sano: Oh oh our movie's over here! Let's go every one! Yay!!
Skipping over to the door
Yahiko: Lady's first.
Bowing in front of Kaoru letting her by
Kaoru: Hehehe, why thank you
Kenshin: Heh heh heh, why thank you
Mocking Kaoru
Kaoru: Shut the fuck up Kenshin!
Yahiko goes over and holds Kaoru's hand
Everyone sits down, Yahiko next to Kaoru, and Kenshin next to Sano.
Kenshin: Tell me again how the hell I got stuck with you?
Sano: Cause Yahiko and Kaoru had to sit together. And you can't blame them, aren't they adorable!?
Looking over at Kaoru laying on Yahiko's shoulder
Kenshin: Yeah, uh-huh, adorable...
Almost gagging
Sano: Oh Oh, it's starting!
Clapping his hands merrily
-Around half-way in the middle of the movie-
Cho: Hey...ummm...mister can you move over a little bit, your beautiful rooster head is blocking me view a bit.
Sano turns around gasping
Sano: Cho...is that you!?
Cho: Sano?! Well hello there!
Sano: Hi! I can't believe it oh my gosh I haven't seen you in forever! Wow! And you hair looks greater than ever! You still need to give me that hair mousse formula!
Kenshin: Oh God, now look you got him started! He'll NEVER shut up!
Crowd: SHHHHHHH!!!
Sano: (whispering) Well soooooooooooooooorry! I'll just go sit up there with Cho! Hmph!
Crawling over Kenshin and Yahiko and Kaoru making out and goes and sits next to Cho
-One hour later the movie is over-
Sano: Oh, my, God....that...was so .....sad!!!!!
Kenshin: Oh really? I couldn't tell...
Whiping off the rest of Sano's wet tissues
Sano: Oh my, sorry Kenshin, I got a bit emotional.
Kenshin: Hah, you could say that again.
Sano: Oh my, sorry Kenshin, I got a bit emotional.
Kenshin: Oh boy, nevermind....but hey you guys I got an idea.
Everyone crowds together infront of the door by Kenshin
Kenshin: How many want to see Story Time with Shishio?
Sano raises his hand up and down excitedly
Kenshin: Lemme rephrase that, how many want to see Story Time with Shishio...free?
Sano still raises his hand along with Yahiko and Kaoru
Kenshin: Well the showing is right over there, we can sneak by Saitou and go see it. It starts in 5 minutes
Yahiko and Kaoru: Sounds good to me.
Sano: Sounds like we're cheating Saitou.
Kenshin: He'll never know now lets go.
All four of them creep by Saitou and are about to go into the theather when...
Aoshi: Hi guys!!!!
Kenshin: Shh...shhh...Aoshi shut up.
Aoshi: What are you guys seeing!?
Kaoru: AOSHI SHUT UP!
Saitou walks over
Kenshin: Shit!
Saitou: Hey Aoshi Sup!?
Aoshi: Not much Saitou! You!
Saitou: Nothin here!
Saitou: Heyyy...what are you guys doing here?
Pointing over at the Kenshin gang
Kaoru: Uhhh...we're looking for the exit!
Kenshin: Yeah! This place is like a God damn maze! Hahaha...hah...ha...
Sano: Wahhhh! I can't take it! Kenshin wanted to see Story Time with Shishio and we all were going to see it cause its right across the hall and it was so tempting and it was for free! And they told me it was Two movies for Tuesday
Kenshin: No we didn't, and it's Thursday
Sano: Whatever! But I told them we would be cheating you out of money and and and....We're sorry!!!
Saitou: Hmmm...I see...
Saitou kicks them all out of the movie theater and goes and watches Story Time with Shishio with Aoshi
Kenshin: Thanks Sano.....
Sano: No problem! Im glad I got that off my chest!
Kenshin looks over at Sano with fire in his eyes
Kenshin: I.....was....JOKING!! AHHHHH!!!!!!
Runs over and starts to strangle Sano
Sano: Wahhh! Im sorry Im sorry!
Sobbing
Man: Hey! Leave thar poor innocent guy alone!
Both Kenshin and Sano look up to see Shishio flying above them with a cape and underwear on
Kenshin: What the fuck....what's with the underwear?????
Shishio: I wanted to go with the superman theme, isn't it dazzleing!
Sano: OOoOoh, I LOVE it!
Kenshin drops Sano and starts to rub his eyes
Kenshin: I think Im scarred for life...
Sano: Thank You Wonder Shishio! Your the best!
Shishio: No problem normal citizen! It's a job well done by... WONDER SHISHIO! AWAY!!!
Shishio flys up and gets his cape stuck on a lamp post and strangles himself
Kenshin: This is the LAST time Im EVER going to a movie!!
Sano: Hah, you can say that again!
I hope you all liked the second chapter! It's amazing what you can come up with at 1 in the morning haha! Please review and tell me what you think! Thanks!