When I grow up...
By Todd Fan
Disclaimer: "I'm gonna sing the Doom Song now"
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Wahoo, I can now gleefully say I have seen every episode of XMenE.. YEY! How much did the last episode ROCK?! Ahem. Anyhoo, sorry guys, no wookies, I feel about Star Wars/Star Trek the same way I feel about Buffy. Yup.
Rurouni Tyriel - One adult Supergirl, all done and in her her little skimpy uniform.
BaronOBeefDip - Fat Kurt shalt fall on his mother, squishing her so.
Draco-luver - The mob of cats return? You got it!
Stupidx - Wow, a bust of flame sure makes it more interesting, doesn't it? Beware, mortals, from my deadly BUST OF FLAME! Bwahahahahahaha!
Tenshi Kanashii - Don't fret, the student life is a harsh mistress. The Mutant X you're thinking of is a TV show, the 'we're not really just a altered version of X-Men', show. The Mutant X I meant is a comic in which Havok is thrown into an alternaltive universe, in which Storm is a vampiress, and Forge and Kitty are her personal blood banks....yeah. 0.o Exiles is another comic series where some time-displaced mutants go into various dimensions and timelines, trying to right history...kinda like Quantum Leap meets Sliders.
The crow that caws at a quater past six - NII NII! No shrubbery's here! NII!. Well, I've used so many of your requests, it'd take forever to writer them here, I'm sure you'll recognise them as you read :D
Risty - Agreed, if he really wanted to, Forge could take over the world....pitty about that irrational bunny fear.
Ellen - More drunken dark knight just for you.
Seimosuchus - The Todd quote is yours!
Shanie S - Twinkie Hank, huh? Okey dokey. The wombats will make their final curtain call. I myself, unlike my other two siblings, don't celebrate Fathers day or mothers day. Why? I hear you cry, 'cause both parents birthdays are within weeks of their respective parental holidays, so I get them only birthday gifts...but nice ones. Fate is funny like that, huh?
Randomnimity - Heeeerrrreeee's MOJO!
--
Chapter 15 - The anti climactic climax.
----
Over at the mansion, everyone was standing around, awaiting for their nightmare to end.
"I'm telling you, all of this doesn't just happen randomly", stated Daredevil, "it's being plotted, plotted by the EVIL FANAFIC WRITERS AND READERS!"
"Uh....huh....sure", said Dani, unbeliveingly.
"It's TRUE!", said Daredevil as she walked off, "why won't anyone believe me?!"
"So", said Seren, smiling at the group, "I suppose you all wnat to be turned back to normal now?"
"Not really", said Forge, then squeaked as Bishops gun poked the back of his head, "I mean....yes please"
There was a flash of light and Lilandra appeared, holding Xavier's jacket...that he seems to wear everywhere..even inside. She bounded over to him, handing it over.
"You forgot this Chucky-Wucky", she said, giving him a passionate kiss, "I had fun, we should do it again sometime"
With a flash, she was gone again. Everyone blinked, while Lucas opted to throw up in a corner.
"HAH!", laughed Xavier, "I told you I got laid!"
"I never got laid!", whined Magneto, "and I'm much hotter than him!"
"Dad!", said Pietro, shuddering, "that's just...ewww. I don't want to think about that"
"Unclean, unclean, UNCLEAN!", screamed Rogue, rolling around on the floor.
Kurt blinked.
"Vhy is my sister rolling around on ze floor?", asked Kurt, from where he was lying on the ground.
"Because Magnus over there is a love child between her and Magneto in an alternate universe", said Kitty.
"That's just....nasty", said Kurt, shuddering, before rolling over onto Mystique, "oh...sorry, mother"
"Kurt....have you put on some weight?", gasped Mystique as she tried to scrabble away.
"Run run, as fast as you can, you can't catch me I'm the Pop 'n Fresh man!", laughed Batman manically.
"Ahh, but the power of Twinkies far outpowers you, Poppy!", said Hank, running after him, wearing a twinkie suit.
"Oh...look who found the secret stash of gin", said Storm.
"My gin?", asked Xavier, his eye twitching, "MY gin?!!!"
Suddenly, and quite randomly, Super-girl flew into the mansion. An adult Sper-girl at that. Barely fitting into her costume, making all the men in the room turn their gaze to her.
"Terrible things have happened!", she panted, "age...changed..everywhere"
She paused.
"Boys, my face is up here"
"Oh, for the love of Pete, just end this madness, NOW!!!", screamed Jamie, then blinked, "wow, where did THAT come from?"
"You're still peeved because Ian stole Torpid, aren't you?", teased Roberto.
"No", said Jamie, "besides, Ian's gone"
He pointed to where Lucid and Selene were making out in the corner.
"Oh....kay", said Roberto, blinking.
"One second", said Seren, suddenly pulling out a camcorder, getting everyone on screen, "there, for prosperities sake!"
"You are a being of pure evil", growled Logan.
"Thank you", said Seren with a pleasant smile.
There was a flash of light and evryone reverted to his or her own age.
"Thank God for that", said Pietro, "I was starting to worry I'd never be hot again"
"I lost my Mojo", whimpered Magneto.
"You called?"
A dimension gate had opened, revealing Mojo.
"Not you, you idiot", hissed Magneto.
"Oh", said Mojo, "so...no one wants any world conquering today?....No?"
"YOU!", said Bishop, narrowing his eyes.
"Uh oh, time cop!", squeaked Mojo.
Bishop let the now teen-bodied Forge go, heading after Mojo. He paused, walking back, smacking Forge over the head with his gun, knocking the inventor out cold.
"What did you do that for?", asked Scott, "you KNOW he's inocent"
"Yeah, he is", said Bishop, "but...I just don't like him"
With a shrug, Bishop ran into the time porthole after Mojo. As the various Superheros, Mutants and villians began to leave, Remy sidled up to Rogue.
"Ahh chere, we have not been together for so long, no?", he said, grinning, "want to make up for lost time?"
Magnus growled, picking Remy up and smacking him with his own Bo Staff.
"Gte away form my mom, you sick, sick sicko!", he yelled.
"Come on, Magnus", said Noctune, taking his arm, "lets go home, I'll let you rub my back"
Magnus thought on that for a moment.
"'Kay!", he said with a grin, and the two vanished, the other time- displaced people following after them.
"This is turning into a very strange day", said Xavier, watching as an army of fire wombats danced around him.
"Bye, Dad!", said Lucas, his arm around Selene's waist, "I'm gunnae go get married now"
"That's nice, son", said Xavier, then blinked, "wha?!"
"PHYSCE!", laughed Lucas evily, "nah, I'm just gunnae sleep with her then not call her back"
"Huh?", said Selene, as Lucas dragged her off.
"Can we go home now, Viper?", asked Gauntlet, "I want to go home and play with my new action figure"
"Help me", squeaked Shortpack from where Gauntlet had him in his fist.
"Oh, all right!", snapped Viper, heading for the door, "besides, we must prepare for tomorrow night"
"What are we gonna do tomorrow night, Viper?", asked Omega as he and Gauntlet followed her out.
"The same thing we do EVERY night, Omega", said Viper, "TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!" [1]
As the members of Hydra (and Shortpack) left, the tide of cats had surrounded Sabertooth, watching him in awe.
"Me-OW, Me-Ow!", they called.
"No, no no!", said Sabertooth, "it goes like this"
He cleared his throat.
"Meow want chiii-cken, Meow want liii-ver", he sang, "now you try"
The cats blinked.
"Me-OW, Me-OW!".
"Neh, close enough", said Sabertooth with a shrug.
"Will everyone who doesn't live here PLEASE LEAVE MY HOUSE?!!", screamed Xavier.
"Okay, okay, we're going", said Lance, leading the Brotherhood out.
"Yes! One, two, three, four! Pirate booty on the floor...", sang Todd, Xavier's gin in his hand.
"And give me back my.....", started Xavier, before groaning, "oh, forget it, I'm going to bed"
"The bunnies want me to tap-dance!", whimpered Forge from the floor, semi- concious, "I don't want to tap-dance with the bunnies!"
"You tell those bunnies, Forge", said Sam, patting his shoulder. [2]
"Enjoy your freedom while you can", said Seren darkly, "for when I return, I shall bring my mutant sisters! BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Like all good plot devices, Seren abruptly vanished.
"Wait...sisters?", said Logan, paling, "...that can't be good"
"You something, guys?", said Scott, "I'd like to think we all learned something from this experience"
"Like what?", asked Jean.
Scott paused.
"Like we really need to beef up the mansions security, I mean, that Seren chick gets us EVERY time!"
"Not really a great moral, is it, Scott?", said Jean dryly.
"No".
There was silence for a moment.
"You know", pondered Kitty, "I can't help but feel we've forgotten something"
On the other side of Bayville, a teen Thor was still dragging his hammer around.
"Whereth thou are my superhero bretheren?", he muttered to himself, "I wanteth to go home!"
"Hey, skirt boy, want a lift?", jeered Duncan as he drove past.
"HAVE AT THEE!!!!", screamed Thor trying to toss his hammer.
At that moment, Seren popped up, restoring the son of Asgard to his full stength. The hammer flew through the air, smashing Duncan's car.
"Ahhhh", said Thor, dusting his hands as a huge fireball enveloped what was ocne Duncan Mathews car, "my aim hath never been better"
END
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[1] - Long live Pinky and the Brain. NARF!
[] - Yes, stolen from Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban. I couldn't resist.
Well, folks, that's it, the madness is finally over....until I bring in Seren's sisters, that is. Heh heh heh. Ahem. Do Review. Thanks for reading this most confusing piece of insanity, I hope you enjoyed it. Ta ta!
By Todd Fan
Disclaimer: "I'm gonna sing the Doom Song now"
---
Wahoo, I can now gleefully say I have seen every episode of XMenE.. YEY! How much did the last episode ROCK?! Ahem. Anyhoo, sorry guys, no wookies, I feel about Star Wars/Star Trek the same way I feel about Buffy. Yup.
Rurouni Tyriel - One adult Supergirl, all done and in her her little skimpy uniform.
BaronOBeefDip - Fat Kurt shalt fall on his mother, squishing her so.
Draco-luver - The mob of cats return? You got it!
Stupidx - Wow, a bust of flame sure makes it more interesting, doesn't it? Beware, mortals, from my deadly BUST OF FLAME! Bwahahahahahaha!
Tenshi Kanashii - Don't fret, the student life is a harsh mistress. The Mutant X you're thinking of is a TV show, the 'we're not really just a altered version of X-Men', show. The Mutant X I meant is a comic in which Havok is thrown into an alternaltive universe, in which Storm is a vampiress, and Forge and Kitty are her personal blood banks....yeah. 0.o Exiles is another comic series where some time-displaced mutants go into various dimensions and timelines, trying to right history...kinda like Quantum Leap meets Sliders.
The crow that caws at a quater past six - NII NII! No shrubbery's here! NII!. Well, I've used so many of your requests, it'd take forever to writer them here, I'm sure you'll recognise them as you read :D
Risty - Agreed, if he really wanted to, Forge could take over the world....pitty about that irrational bunny fear.
Ellen - More drunken dark knight just for you.
Seimosuchus - The Todd quote is yours!
Shanie S - Twinkie Hank, huh? Okey dokey. The wombats will make their final curtain call. I myself, unlike my other two siblings, don't celebrate Fathers day or mothers day. Why? I hear you cry, 'cause both parents birthdays are within weeks of their respective parental holidays, so I get them only birthday gifts...but nice ones. Fate is funny like that, huh?
Randomnimity - Heeeerrrreeee's MOJO!
--
Chapter 15 - The anti climactic climax.
----
Over at the mansion, everyone was standing around, awaiting for their nightmare to end.
"I'm telling you, all of this doesn't just happen randomly", stated Daredevil, "it's being plotted, plotted by the EVIL FANAFIC WRITERS AND READERS!"
"Uh....huh....sure", said Dani, unbeliveingly.
"It's TRUE!", said Daredevil as she walked off, "why won't anyone believe me?!"
"So", said Seren, smiling at the group, "I suppose you all wnat to be turned back to normal now?"
"Not really", said Forge, then squeaked as Bishops gun poked the back of his head, "I mean....yes please"
There was a flash of light and Lilandra appeared, holding Xavier's jacket...that he seems to wear everywhere..even inside. She bounded over to him, handing it over.
"You forgot this Chucky-Wucky", she said, giving him a passionate kiss, "I had fun, we should do it again sometime"
With a flash, she was gone again. Everyone blinked, while Lucas opted to throw up in a corner.
"HAH!", laughed Xavier, "I told you I got laid!"
"I never got laid!", whined Magneto, "and I'm much hotter than him!"
"Dad!", said Pietro, shuddering, "that's just...ewww. I don't want to think about that"
"Unclean, unclean, UNCLEAN!", screamed Rogue, rolling around on the floor.
Kurt blinked.
"Vhy is my sister rolling around on ze floor?", asked Kurt, from where he was lying on the ground.
"Because Magnus over there is a love child between her and Magneto in an alternate universe", said Kitty.
"That's just....nasty", said Kurt, shuddering, before rolling over onto Mystique, "oh...sorry, mother"
"Kurt....have you put on some weight?", gasped Mystique as she tried to scrabble away.
"Run run, as fast as you can, you can't catch me I'm the Pop 'n Fresh man!", laughed Batman manically.
"Ahh, but the power of Twinkies far outpowers you, Poppy!", said Hank, running after him, wearing a twinkie suit.
"Oh...look who found the secret stash of gin", said Storm.
"My gin?", asked Xavier, his eye twitching, "MY gin?!!!"
Suddenly, and quite randomly, Super-girl flew into the mansion. An adult Sper-girl at that. Barely fitting into her costume, making all the men in the room turn their gaze to her.
"Terrible things have happened!", she panted, "age...changed..everywhere"
She paused.
"Boys, my face is up here"
"Oh, for the love of Pete, just end this madness, NOW!!!", screamed Jamie, then blinked, "wow, where did THAT come from?"
"You're still peeved because Ian stole Torpid, aren't you?", teased Roberto.
"No", said Jamie, "besides, Ian's gone"
He pointed to where Lucid and Selene were making out in the corner.
"Oh....kay", said Roberto, blinking.
"One second", said Seren, suddenly pulling out a camcorder, getting everyone on screen, "there, for prosperities sake!"
"You are a being of pure evil", growled Logan.
"Thank you", said Seren with a pleasant smile.
There was a flash of light and evryone reverted to his or her own age.
"Thank God for that", said Pietro, "I was starting to worry I'd never be hot again"
"I lost my Mojo", whimpered Magneto.
"You called?"
A dimension gate had opened, revealing Mojo.
"Not you, you idiot", hissed Magneto.
"Oh", said Mojo, "so...no one wants any world conquering today?....No?"
"YOU!", said Bishop, narrowing his eyes.
"Uh oh, time cop!", squeaked Mojo.
Bishop let the now teen-bodied Forge go, heading after Mojo. He paused, walking back, smacking Forge over the head with his gun, knocking the inventor out cold.
"What did you do that for?", asked Scott, "you KNOW he's inocent"
"Yeah, he is", said Bishop, "but...I just don't like him"
With a shrug, Bishop ran into the time porthole after Mojo. As the various Superheros, Mutants and villians began to leave, Remy sidled up to Rogue.
"Ahh chere, we have not been together for so long, no?", he said, grinning, "want to make up for lost time?"
Magnus growled, picking Remy up and smacking him with his own Bo Staff.
"Gte away form my mom, you sick, sick sicko!", he yelled.
"Come on, Magnus", said Noctune, taking his arm, "lets go home, I'll let you rub my back"
Magnus thought on that for a moment.
"'Kay!", he said with a grin, and the two vanished, the other time- displaced people following after them.
"This is turning into a very strange day", said Xavier, watching as an army of fire wombats danced around him.
"Bye, Dad!", said Lucas, his arm around Selene's waist, "I'm gunnae go get married now"
"That's nice, son", said Xavier, then blinked, "wha?!"
"PHYSCE!", laughed Lucas evily, "nah, I'm just gunnae sleep with her then not call her back"
"Huh?", said Selene, as Lucas dragged her off.
"Can we go home now, Viper?", asked Gauntlet, "I want to go home and play with my new action figure"
"Help me", squeaked Shortpack from where Gauntlet had him in his fist.
"Oh, all right!", snapped Viper, heading for the door, "besides, we must prepare for tomorrow night"
"What are we gonna do tomorrow night, Viper?", asked Omega as he and Gauntlet followed her out.
"The same thing we do EVERY night, Omega", said Viper, "TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!" [1]
As the members of Hydra (and Shortpack) left, the tide of cats had surrounded Sabertooth, watching him in awe.
"Me-OW, Me-Ow!", they called.
"No, no no!", said Sabertooth, "it goes like this"
He cleared his throat.
"Meow want chiii-cken, Meow want liii-ver", he sang, "now you try"
The cats blinked.
"Me-OW, Me-OW!".
"Neh, close enough", said Sabertooth with a shrug.
"Will everyone who doesn't live here PLEASE LEAVE MY HOUSE?!!", screamed Xavier.
"Okay, okay, we're going", said Lance, leading the Brotherhood out.
"Yes! One, two, three, four! Pirate booty on the floor...", sang Todd, Xavier's gin in his hand.
"And give me back my.....", started Xavier, before groaning, "oh, forget it, I'm going to bed"
"The bunnies want me to tap-dance!", whimpered Forge from the floor, semi- concious, "I don't want to tap-dance with the bunnies!"
"You tell those bunnies, Forge", said Sam, patting his shoulder. [2]
"Enjoy your freedom while you can", said Seren darkly, "for when I return, I shall bring my mutant sisters! BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Like all good plot devices, Seren abruptly vanished.
"Wait...sisters?", said Logan, paling, "...that can't be good"
"You something, guys?", said Scott, "I'd like to think we all learned something from this experience"
"Like what?", asked Jean.
Scott paused.
"Like we really need to beef up the mansions security, I mean, that Seren chick gets us EVERY time!"
"Not really a great moral, is it, Scott?", said Jean dryly.
"No".
There was silence for a moment.
"You know", pondered Kitty, "I can't help but feel we've forgotten something"
On the other side of Bayville, a teen Thor was still dragging his hammer around.
"Whereth thou are my superhero bretheren?", he muttered to himself, "I wanteth to go home!"
"Hey, skirt boy, want a lift?", jeered Duncan as he drove past.
"HAVE AT THEE!!!!", screamed Thor trying to toss his hammer.
At that moment, Seren popped up, restoring the son of Asgard to his full stength. The hammer flew through the air, smashing Duncan's car.
"Ahhhh", said Thor, dusting his hands as a huge fireball enveloped what was ocne Duncan Mathews car, "my aim hath never been better"
END
----
[1] - Long live Pinky and the Brain. NARF!
[] - Yes, stolen from Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban. I couldn't resist.
Well, folks, that's it, the madness is finally over....until I bring in Seren's sisters, that is. Heh heh heh. Ahem. Do Review. Thanks for reading this most confusing piece of insanity, I hope you enjoyed it. Ta ta!