Chapter Five: Celebrity Mole and COPS
Disclaimer: I don't know what I own anymore, but hey, I guess I own what I owned
before, so I think I do know what I own, which is kind of a lot, compared to some other
things, but hey, just go see previous chapters.
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Jacki and Lily jogged down the hall, slid down the stairs, ran to the end of the
corridor, ran up another set of stairs, said the password, went up the escalator/stairs, and
stood in front of the door, not knowing that someone had beaten them to the office. Jacki
burst into the room without warning. "To hell with these classes and my grades!" She…
yelled while walking up the platform up to his desk before realizing that the other people
in the room were there. "Son of a bitch!" She yelled, then stormed out of the room to
where Lily was standing in awe, and she stood there again. Then, quietly but quickly, she
walked back into the room. "I'm sorry. I didn't realize that two perfectly retarded people
who were in our class were in here."
"That's quite alright, my dear." Dumbledore said, and he conjured up two chairs. "Please,
do sit down. I was just talking to these two young men about the reason you just walked
out of your class. I'm assuming you have a good reason."
"We do. But I would feel so much more comfortable if these two were not here. It's kind
of… intimidating, to have them here." Jacki responded.
"I'm sure it is, but I think they have the right to be here. It wouldn't be just for them not
to hear this." Dumbledore answered.
"Since when has Britain been 'just' and 'right'?" Jacki asked under her breath, speaking
her mind.
"When your country forced us to see the error of our ways. I'm quite aware that you're
angry about the incident those many years ago {1}, but now is not the time to speak
about it." Dumbledore said reasonably. "Tell me about your dreams."
And so Lily and Jacki related their dreams while the people (DA/N: Jimmy James
Martin Potter and the Puppy star of Sirius in the Black sky.) listened in awe. (If you
forgot the dreams, go back a chapter, read the dreams, and come back later.) After a
while, Black of Sirius asked a question to Jacki: "Jacki, I've been wondering about this
for a very long time: Is Coke a Pepsi product?" and Jacki and Lily started laughing, very,
very hard. "What? I'm serious!" he said.
"We know! Hey, Lily. It seems to me that the common sense wheel was not engaged."
Jacki laughed.
"What are you guys laughing at?" Potter of James asked on Black of Sirius's behalf.
"It's just that, a friend of mine asked that. I used it as a quote in a report. That reminds
me: 'If you don't get a goddamn job by sundown, I'm going to ship you off to military
school with that Finkelstein shit kid! Son of a bitch!'" Jacki and Lily said together. Once
they stopped laughing and James and Sirius stopped acting offended (keyword: acting.
James and Sirius could never act offended at these two delinquents.), and Dumbledore
stopped looking so...well, yeah, they got back to business.
"I'm aware that you four find the situation (referring to the whole laughing situation)
very amusing, but we must get back to the situation at hand." he announced.
"What situation in what hand?" Jacki asked, looking at all the hands in the room. "I don't
see any situation in anyone's hand, professor! Maybe it jumped off one of our hands.
Maybe it was a kamikaze situation and wanted to attack Pearl Harbor and complete the
Japanese work of the insane ones." (DA/N: Not to offend anyone from Japan. It just
came from my mind as I typed.)
Dumbledore laughed and stood up. He walked over to his phoenix, Fawkes. "Hello
Fawkes." he said sweetly to the bird of fire. "Mayhaps you should go to your class. I
think your class you should be in now is... Transfiguration, I think? Minerva will know
why you were not here. Now, off! Off you go!" he said, turning to them.
"Okay. Later, Professor!" Jacki and Lily answered in unison.
"Yes. Until next time, Professor." James added.
"Indeed. We shall now go to our class. Until next we meet, my dearest friend, Professor
Dumbledore! Adieu!" Sirius added onto the addition of James. And they all left.
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End Chapter Five.
Okay, first, to the title. I was watching Celebrity Mole and Cops with my mom last time I
started typing this chapter.
{1} The whole 'incident' situation: Okay, this will all be explained in another fic that I'm
going to type in a minute. It has something you might not expect.
{2} I'm not sure if there is a 2. If you see it, then just tell me in a review and I'll explain
in the next chapter.
Okay, Byesiessssss.
Love and much fun Old School humour to you, the reader,
Dakota the Authoress.
Disclaimer: I don't know what I own anymore, but hey, I guess I own what I owned
before, so I think I do know what I own, which is kind of a lot, compared to some other
things, but hey, just go see previous chapters.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Jacki and Lily jogged down the hall, slid down the stairs, ran to the end of the
corridor, ran up another set of stairs, said the password, went up the escalator/stairs, and
stood in front of the door, not knowing that someone had beaten them to the office. Jacki
burst into the room without warning. "To hell with these classes and my grades!" She…
yelled while walking up the platform up to his desk before realizing that the other people
in the room were there. "Son of a bitch!" She yelled, then stormed out of the room to
where Lily was standing in awe, and she stood there again. Then, quietly but quickly, she
walked back into the room. "I'm sorry. I didn't realize that two perfectly retarded people
who were in our class were in here."
"That's quite alright, my dear." Dumbledore said, and he conjured up two chairs. "Please,
do sit down. I was just talking to these two young men about the reason you just walked
out of your class. I'm assuming you have a good reason."
"We do. But I would feel so much more comfortable if these two were not here. It's kind
of… intimidating, to have them here." Jacki responded.
"I'm sure it is, but I think they have the right to be here. It wouldn't be just for them not
to hear this." Dumbledore answered.
"Since when has Britain been 'just' and 'right'?" Jacki asked under her breath, speaking
her mind.
"When your country forced us to see the error of our ways. I'm quite aware that you're
angry about the incident those many years ago {1}, but now is not the time to speak
about it." Dumbledore said reasonably. "Tell me about your dreams."
And so Lily and Jacki related their dreams while the people (DA/N: Jimmy James
Martin Potter and the Puppy star of Sirius in the Black sky.) listened in awe. (If you
forgot the dreams, go back a chapter, read the dreams, and come back later.) After a
while, Black of Sirius asked a question to Jacki: "Jacki, I've been wondering about this
for a very long time: Is Coke a Pepsi product?" and Jacki and Lily started laughing, very,
very hard. "What? I'm serious!" he said.
"We know! Hey, Lily. It seems to me that the common sense wheel was not engaged."
Jacki laughed.
"What are you guys laughing at?" Potter of James asked on Black of Sirius's behalf.
"It's just that, a friend of mine asked that. I used it as a quote in a report. That reminds
me: 'If you don't get a goddamn job by sundown, I'm going to ship you off to military
school with that Finkelstein shit kid! Son of a bitch!'" Jacki and Lily said together. Once
they stopped laughing and James and Sirius stopped acting offended (keyword: acting.
James and Sirius could never act offended at these two delinquents.), and Dumbledore
stopped looking so...well, yeah, they got back to business.
"I'm aware that you four find the situation (referring to the whole laughing situation)
very amusing, but we must get back to the situation at hand." he announced.
"What situation in what hand?" Jacki asked, looking at all the hands in the room. "I don't
see any situation in anyone's hand, professor! Maybe it jumped off one of our hands.
Maybe it was a kamikaze situation and wanted to attack Pearl Harbor and complete the
Japanese work of the insane ones." (DA/N: Not to offend anyone from Japan. It just
came from my mind as I typed.)
Dumbledore laughed and stood up. He walked over to his phoenix, Fawkes. "Hello
Fawkes." he said sweetly to the bird of fire. "Mayhaps you should go to your class. I
think your class you should be in now is... Transfiguration, I think? Minerva will know
why you were not here. Now, off! Off you go!" he said, turning to them.
"Okay. Later, Professor!" Jacki and Lily answered in unison.
"Yes. Until next time, Professor." James added.
"Indeed. We shall now go to our class. Until next we meet, my dearest friend, Professor
Dumbledore! Adieu!" Sirius added onto the addition of James. And they all left.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
End Chapter Five.
Okay, first, to the title. I was watching Celebrity Mole and Cops with my mom last time I
started typing this chapter.
{1} The whole 'incident' situation: Okay, this will all be explained in another fic that I'm
going to type in a minute. It has something you might not expect.
{2} I'm not sure if there is a 2. If you see it, then just tell me in a review and I'll explain
in the next chapter.
Okay, Byesiessssss.
Love and much fun Old School humour to you, the reader,
Dakota the Authoress.