Chapter Six: And Then? Snape Ran Off To Become A Ballet Dancer.
Disclaimer: Yeah, well, I own Jacki, Kelsey, Tracy, Francesca, and the United States of Amedica' (to quote Fez from That 70's Show)......oh, wait, sorry....that last thing isn't mine.....though, I could try......hmmm...
Narrator: Last we left our heroes- (sound of a big pot crashing to the ground in the kitchen, followed by a yell of "I DIDN'T DO IT!").....riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. Okay, then. Last we left our morons, they had just exited Professor Dumbledore's office.
Jacki and Lily walked down the hallway, talking about their usual stuff. Sirius, and James, for that matter, were a different (Jacki- who is the Narrator: Different? HA! That's an understatement and a HALF! I mean, please, have you even spent a DAY in their- DA/N: JACKI! PLEASE! I'm trying to type, here! Jacki: Sorry.) Like I was saying, Sirius, and James, for that matter, were a different story.
While walking, Sirius and James stared at the two girls, while occasionally whispering to each other about what they had heard.
"It's so odd. I mean, I've often thought about her like that, but, you know, she's like my sister! Sure, I mean, yeah, she's pretty hot, you know, but I shouldn't be thinking about her like that! She's my former best friend's sister!" Sirius exclaimed.
"Yeah, well, it seems that it wouldn't matter, anyways. You and her are gonna get married and have a kid, whom shall be named Will. Hmmm......William Black. What's his middle name gonna be, I wonder? Well, yeah. But, did you hear Lily's dream? It's weird. I never really new how my sister and my dad died. Now that I know, I don't think I really wanted to know. And really, who would throw stuff around in Dumbledore's office? It's just not rational." James replied.
(Jacki: Meanwhile, back with me and Lily)
"It's just really freaky, Lily. I'm wondering if I should tell anyone else about...the whole thing with Pettigrew." Jacki obsessed.
"Wait until it's time. You never know what might happen. And, really. I'm curious. William Black....what's his middle name?" Lily asked.
"I don't know. I'll talk to Sirius about it later."
{Later}
After all their classes were finished for the day, the Marauders, Lily, Jacki, Kelsey, Tracy, and Francesca, were all hanging out outside, sitting in the shade of the Quidditch pitch, when Jacki decided to try and talk to Sirius.
"So, Sirius. Lily and I were talking today, and she was wondering. What's little Will's middle name gonna be?" Jacki asked. (Jacki: I thought we already established this! DA/N: I know. We're just leading up to the climax.)
"I don't know. James asked me that earlier today. What do you think?" Sirius responded.
"Oh! I came up with a list of a few! At least ten!" Lily interrupted.
"Oh. Well....okay, then, Lily. Let's hear them." Jacki told her.
"Okay, well, her are ten boy's names I've picked out: Marland. Bruce. Brent. Caesar. Carl. Cecil. Chester. Clyde. Hubert. Vandyke. What do you think?" Lily read off the names.
"I think you have quite a lot of C' names, there, Lily!" James said. "I, too, made a list for the kid's middle name."
"Okay, man, let's hear em!" Sirius exclaimed.
"Okay. Dale. Darrell. Edwin. Farley. (Jacki: I remember when I heard that name. I started laughing really hard.) Gerard-." James was cut off.
"It's pronounced Zher-ard.' Not, Jer-ard.'" Lily cut in.
"Not caring. Then there's Herman. Ives. Jasper. Kilbey. Then, my personal favorite, Lemuel. What do you say?" James asked.
"Um.....Jamesies, buddy? I didn't like any of them. I'm sorry." Jacki said. (1)
"Yeah, man. Sorry, but, no." Sirius let him down.
"Well, what about mine?" Lily asked.
"Um...well, sorry, mellon. (2) I didn't like any of those, either.(3)" Jacki answered.
Lily looked crestfallen. (Jacki: Well, I didn't!) "Well, Sirius? What did you think?"
"I'm sorry, Lily, friend. I just, well, they don't work." Sirius answered.
"Well, I'd like to see you do any better!" Lily challenged.
"Yeah!" James added.
"Well, as a matter of fact, I did think of a few. There aren't ten of them, but I liked them." Jacki responded.
"Well then?" Sirius asked.
"Okay. Eamon. Daemon. Ranger. Edward. Garion. Then, Liam. What do you think, Sirius?"
"I like Ranger. But, then again, Daemon is nice, too."
"Oh......" Jacki sounded disappointed. "I just remembered something...."
"What?" all asked.
"Well, my mom had this whole thing with names. The first name and the middle name has to be four letters each. (4) When she was naming me, she wanted to name the child John, since she thought I would be a boy. So, one day, my dad, bless him, mentioned that a nickname for John could be Jack. My mom liked it, so she decided to call me Jack. When I was born, all plans for the name were foiled. So, my dad's grandmother's name was Jacqueline, so, they thought, It's close to Jack, so let's name her Jacqueline.' So, there you go."
"Well, what do you plan on doing?"
"Well, his first name could be Will. Then his middle name could be Liam. So, he could be called William and still have four letters in both names."
"Sounds good. So his name could be Will Liam Black'. I like it!"
"That's great. So, that's all covered. What are we gonna do now?" James asked.
"I don't know, my friend. I just don't know." Sirius answered.
And so they sat there, in the shade of the Quidditch pitch, until Hagrid came out and told them to go back up to the school.
Okay, that's one chapter. Sorry it's so short, but I'm just not up to my best.
1: Okay, the whole Jacki not liking any of the names on James's list thing. Okay, I'm sorry if I offended anyone with any of those names. I just looked for the weirdest names I could.
2: Okay, mellon. Those who know Lord of the Rings trivia and stuff, you should get this. Those who don't: mellon' is Elvish for friend'.
3: Okay, Jacki not liking any of Lily's names on her list. It's the same as 1.
4: The four letters thing: my mom has this thing. She named my brother and I like that. It has to be four letters. Some people find it lucky. Also, my brother's first and middle name mean the same thing. Kyle: handsome. Alan: handsome one. This is what I used for Will's case. William and Liam mean the same thing. I think it's that Liam can be derived from William, so, yeah.
Okay, that's all for now.
Much Good Charlotte, Blink-182, Simple Plan, and any band or artist you might happen to like,
Dian the Authoress
Disclaimer: Yeah, well, I own Jacki, Kelsey, Tracy, Francesca, and the United States of Amedica' (to quote Fez from That 70's Show)......oh, wait, sorry....that last thing isn't mine.....though, I could try......hmmm...
Narrator: Last we left our heroes- (sound of a big pot crashing to the ground in the kitchen, followed by a yell of "I DIDN'T DO IT!").....riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. Okay, then. Last we left our morons, they had just exited Professor Dumbledore's office.
Jacki and Lily walked down the hallway, talking about their usual stuff. Sirius, and James, for that matter, were a different (Jacki- who is the Narrator: Different? HA! That's an understatement and a HALF! I mean, please, have you even spent a DAY in their- DA/N: JACKI! PLEASE! I'm trying to type, here! Jacki: Sorry.) Like I was saying, Sirius, and James, for that matter, were a different story.
While walking, Sirius and James stared at the two girls, while occasionally whispering to each other about what they had heard.
"It's so odd. I mean, I've often thought about her like that, but, you know, she's like my sister! Sure, I mean, yeah, she's pretty hot, you know, but I shouldn't be thinking about her like that! She's my former best friend's sister!" Sirius exclaimed.
"Yeah, well, it seems that it wouldn't matter, anyways. You and her are gonna get married and have a kid, whom shall be named Will. Hmmm......William Black. What's his middle name gonna be, I wonder? Well, yeah. But, did you hear Lily's dream? It's weird. I never really new how my sister and my dad died. Now that I know, I don't think I really wanted to know. And really, who would throw stuff around in Dumbledore's office? It's just not rational." James replied.
(Jacki: Meanwhile, back with me and Lily)
"It's just really freaky, Lily. I'm wondering if I should tell anyone else about...the whole thing with Pettigrew." Jacki obsessed.
"Wait until it's time. You never know what might happen. And, really. I'm curious. William Black....what's his middle name?" Lily asked.
"I don't know. I'll talk to Sirius about it later."
{Later}
After all their classes were finished for the day, the Marauders, Lily, Jacki, Kelsey, Tracy, and Francesca, were all hanging out outside, sitting in the shade of the Quidditch pitch, when Jacki decided to try and talk to Sirius.
"So, Sirius. Lily and I were talking today, and she was wondering. What's little Will's middle name gonna be?" Jacki asked. (Jacki: I thought we already established this! DA/N: I know. We're just leading up to the climax.)
"I don't know. James asked me that earlier today. What do you think?" Sirius responded.
"Oh! I came up with a list of a few! At least ten!" Lily interrupted.
"Oh. Well....okay, then, Lily. Let's hear them." Jacki told her.
"Okay, well, her are ten boy's names I've picked out: Marland. Bruce. Brent. Caesar. Carl. Cecil. Chester. Clyde. Hubert. Vandyke. What do you think?" Lily read off the names.
"I think you have quite a lot of C' names, there, Lily!" James said. "I, too, made a list for the kid's middle name."
"Okay, man, let's hear em!" Sirius exclaimed.
"Okay. Dale. Darrell. Edwin. Farley. (Jacki: I remember when I heard that name. I started laughing really hard.) Gerard-." James was cut off.
"It's pronounced Zher-ard.' Not, Jer-ard.'" Lily cut in.
"Not caring. Then there's Herman. Ives. Jasper. Kilbey. Then, my personal favorite, Lemuel. What do you say?" James asked.
"Um.....Jamesies, buddy? I didn't like any of them. I'm sorry." Jacki said. (1)
"Yeah, man. Sorry, but, no." Sirius let him down.
"Well, what about mine?" Lily asked.
"Um...well, sorry, mellon. (2) I didn't like any of those, either.(3)" Jacki answered.
Lily looked crestfallen. (Jacki: Well, I didn't!) "Well, Sirius? What did you think?"
"I'm sorry, Lily, friend. I just, well, they don't work." Sirius answered.
"Well, I'd like to see you do any better!" Lily challenged.
"Yeah!" James added.
"Well, as a matter of fact, I did think of a few. There aren't ten of them, but I liked them." Jacki responded.
"Well then?" Sirius asked.
"Okay. Eamon. Daemon. Ranger. Edward. Garion. Then, Liam. What do you think, Sirius?"
"I like Ranger. But, then again, Daemon is nice, too."
"Oh......" Jacki sounded disappointed. "I just remembered something...."
"What?" all asked.
"Well, my mom had this whole thing with names. The first name and the middle name has to be four letters each. (4) When she was naming me, she wanted to name the child John, since she thought I would be a boy. So, one day, my dad, bless him, mentioned that a nickname for John could be Jack. My mom liked it, so she decided to call me Jack. When I was born, all plans for the name were foiled. So, my dad's grandmother's name was Jacqueline, so, they thought, It's close to Jack, so let's name her Jacqueline.' So, there you go."
"Well, what do you plan on doing?"
"Well, his first name could be Will. Then his middle name could be Liam. So, he could be called William and still have four letters in both names."
"Sounds good. So his name could be Will Liam Black'. I like it!"
"That's great. So, that's all covered. What are we gonna do now?" James asked.
"I don't know, my friend. I just don't know." Sirius answered.
And so they sat there, in the shade of the Quidditch pitch, until Hagrid came out and told them to go back up to the school.
Okay, that's one chapter. Sorry it's so short, but I'm just not up to my best.
1: Okay, the whole Jacki not liking any of the names on James's list thing. Okay, I'm sorry if I offended anyone with any of those names. I just looked for the weirdest names I could.
2: Okay, mellon. Those who know Lord of the Rings trivia and stuff, you should get this. Those who don't: mellon' is Elvish for friend'.
3: Okay, Jacki not liking any of Lily's names on her list. It's the same as 1.
4: The four letters thing: my mom has this thing. She named my brother and I like that. It has to be four letters. Some people find it lucky. Also, my brother's first and middle name mean the same thing. Kyle: handsome. Alan: handsome one. This is what I used for Will's case. William and Liam mean the same thing. I think it's that Liam can be derived from William, so, yeah.
Okay, that's all for now.
Much Good Charlotte, Blink-182, Simple Plan, and any band or artist you might happen to like,
Dian the Authoress