It's me! OK, this story has Joey's dad in it and I know you're probably
like 'This is a tragedy story, isn't it?' Guess what. It's not! I've always
imagined Joey's dad as an army general and not a drunkard.
Miss Nguyen: Today I'm sending home report cards. Many of you have done well. You others, where are you when I assign the extra credit projects? I mean, how hard is to go to Brazil and spend a day with two cannibals?
Joey: *under his breath* Really hard. She must be dying to get rid of us...
*Yugi gets his report card*
Yugi: All right! All A's!
Ryou: A-'s... Not as good as A+'s, but I'm sure Father will be proud.
Tristan: Daddy's boy-
Ryou: WHAT!?
Tristan: *in a British accent* but I'm sure Father will me proud...
Ryou: *Hip-hop accent* Brotha, ya betta take dat back!
Tristan: Watcha gonna do? Huh, huh?
Tea: Okay, you two, break it up!
Yugi: What'd you get, Joey?
Joey: Hmmmm, let's see-
*Joey looks down at his report card*
Science D-
Math F
L/A F-
Soc. Stud. D
Joey: WHAT!? D's and F's? Miss Nguyen, I did more than half of the Extra Credit projects you assigned!
*Ms. Stenta (the principal) walks in*
Ms. Stenta: Mr. Wheeler, are you shouting in class again?
*Joey coolly walks up to Ms. Stenta*
Joey: *puts his arm around Ms. Stenta's shoulder as if they're best buds* Yo Ms. Stenta, I think Jodi (Miss Nguyen) here owes the both of us an explanation, don't ya think?
Ms. Stenta: What's wrong this time? *crosses her arms*
Joey: Jodi's been giving me A LOT of bad grades, and I've done almost all of the E.C. projects she's assigned. Isn't that unfair?
Ms. Stenta: Miss Nguyen, why had Mr. Wheeler been getting failing grades?
Miss Nguyen: He did ALL of the projects wrong, also I disliked them.
Ms. Stenta: That gets you a bonus for Saturday-
Joey: What!? She's trying to flunk me and you're giving her a bonus!?
Ms. Stenta: Detention for a month, Mr. Wheeler and no bargains, buts, or what ifs.
*Ms. Stenta heads for the door*
Ms. Stenta: Oh yes, detention's in Class D. Mr. Lawler will be awaiting YOUR company! *laughs evilly and leaves*
*Joey walks back to his seat*
Joey: Man, I can't wait until she's fired.
Tristan: Or promoted.
Joey: Shut up.
*Joey realizes everyone's staring at him*
Joey: Take a picture; it lasts longer.
*Everyone stops staring*
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Class D- Detention with the Lawler
^a/n: Mr. Lawler spits as he talks. If any of you watch That's So Raven, you can probably guess Mr. Lawler's based on Mr. Lawler from That's So Raven^
Mr. Lawler: Mr. Wheeler! I'm expecting you in my class in two years! *holds his hand out* It's a pleasure to meet you!
*Joey wipes of spit from his face with his jacket sleeve*
Joey: Yeah, but I'm here for detention.
Mr. Lawler: Detention! Ms. Stenta didn't say anything about detention! *thinks for a moment* Well in that case, write 'I will behave and not act stupid around Ms. Stenta' a hundred times.
Joey: Where?
Mr. Lawler: On the dry-erase boards of course.
*Mr. Lawler hands Joey a red cherry-scented dry-erase marker and points at the first board*
Mr. Lawler: Begin.
^-^ An hour later... ^-^
Joey: ...not act stupid... around Ms. Stenta... DONE!
Mr. Lawler: Swell! You can go now; I'll see you in two years!
^-^ On the way home... ^-^
*Joey checks his watch*
Joey: All right! Almost time for Hollywood 7!
*Joey goes into his house, unfortunately Joey's dad (General Wheeler) is standing right in front of the door*
General Wheeler: YOU'RE LATE SOLDIER!
Joey :I had detention. Sorry, Dad.
General Wheeler: Do you have any shame? DETENTION! My children don't get DETENTION! *under his breath* Maybe I should've let Lydia (Joey's mom) take Joey with her...
Joey: Huh?
General Wheeler: Any papers today- perhaps for suspension?
Joey: Nah, just a report card and some other papers.
*Joey hands General Wheeler his report card and other papers*
*General Wheeler goes into his room to look at the papers*
*Joey heads into the kitchen for a quick snack*
Joey: All right! Dolphin and Friends cheese crackers!
*Joey opens the bag and heads for the TV*
Joey: Time for Hollywood 7!
Miss Nguyen: Today I'm sending home report cards. Many of you have done well. You others, where are you when I assign the extra credit projects? I mean, how hard is to go to Brazil and spend a day with two cannibals?
Joey: *under his breath* Really hard. She must be dying to get rid of us...
*Yugi gets his report card*
Yugi: All right! All A's!
Ryou: A-'s... Not as good as A+'s, but I'm sure Father will be proud.
Tristan: Daddy's boy-
Ryou: WHAT!?
Tristan: *in a British accent* but I'm sure Father will me proud...
Ryou: *Hip-hop accent* Brotha, ya betta take dat back!
Tristan: Watcha gonna do? Huh, huh?
Tea: Okay, you two, break it up!
Yugi: What'd you get, Joey?
Joey: Hmmmm, let's see-
*Joey looks down at his report card*
Science D-
Math F
L/A F-
Soc. Stud. D
Joey: WHAT!? D's and F's? Miss Nguyen, I did more than half of the Extra Credit projects you assigned!
*Ms. Stenta (the principal) walks in*
Ms. Stenta: Mr. Wheeler, are you shouting in class again?
*Joey coolly walks up to Ms. Stenta*
Joey: *puts his arm around Ms. Stenta's shoulder as if they're best buds* Yo Ms. Stenta, I think Jodi (Miss Nguyen) here owes the both of us an explanation, don't ya think?
Ms. Stenta: What's wrong this time? *crosses her arms*
Joey: Jodi's been giving me A LOT of bad grades, and I've done almost all of the E.C. projects she's assigned. Isn't that unfair?
Ms. Stenta: Miss Nguyen, why had Mr. Wheeler been getting failing grades?
Miss Nguyen: He did ALL of the projects wrong, also I disliked them.
Ms. Stenta: That gets you a bonus for Saturday-
Joey: What!? She's trying to flunk me and you're giving her a bonus!?
Ms. Stenta: Detention for a month, Mr. Wheeler and no bargains, buts, or what ifs.
*Ms. Stenta heads for the door*
Ms. Stenta: Oh yes, detention's in Class D. Mr. Lawler will be awaiting YOUR company! *laughs evilly and leaves*
*Joey walks back to his seat*
Joey: Man, I can't wait until she's fired.
Tristan: Or promoted.
Joey: Shut up.
*Joey realizes everyone's staring at him*
Joey: Take a picture; it lasts longer.
*Everyone stops staring*
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Class D- Detention with the Lawler
^a/n: Mr. Lawler spits as he talks. If any of you watch That's So Raven, you can probably guess Mr. Lawler's based on Mr. Lawler from That's So Raven^
Mr. Lawler: Mr. Wheeler! I'm expecting you in my class in two years! *holds his hand out* It's a pleasure to meet you!
*Joey wipes of spit from his face with his jacket sleeve*
Joey: Yeah, but I'm here for detention.
Mr. Lawler: Detention! Ms. Stenta didn't say anything about detention! *thinks for a moment* Well in that case, write 'I will behave and not act stupid around Ms. Stenta' a hundred times.
Joey: Where?
Mr. Lawler: On the dry-erase boards of course.
*Mr. Lawler hands Joey a red cherry-scented dry-erase marker and points at the first board*
Mr. Lawler: Begin.
^-^ An hour later... ^-^
Joey: ...not act stupid... around Ms. Stenta... DONE!
Mr. Lawler: Swell! You can go now; I'll see you in two years!
^-^ On the way home... ^-^
*Joey checks his watch*
Joey: All right! Almost time for Hollywood 7!
*Joey goes into his house, unfortunately Joey's dad (General Wheeler) is standing right in front of the door*
General Wheeler: YOU'RE LATE SOLDIER!
Joey :I had detention. Sorry, Dad.
General Wheeler: Do you have any shame? DETENTION! My children don't get DETENTION! *under his breath* Maybe I should've let Lydia (Joey's mom) take Joey with her...
Joey: Huh?
General Wheeler: Any papers today- perhaps for suspension?
Joey: Nah, just a report card and some other papers.
*Joey hands General Wheeler his report card and other papers*
*General Wheeler goes into his room to look at the papers*
*Joey heads into the kitchen for a quick snack*
Joey: All right! Dolphin and Friends cheese crackers!
*Joey opens the bag and heads for the TV*
Joey: Time for Hollywood 7!