It's me, yet again! I hope you guys liked the first chapter; I tried to
make it as funny as possible... Oh yea, I forgot to say, Yu-Gi-Oh! didn't
ever light up in my brain- It was all Kazuki Takahashi's bright idea!
Joey: Shuj-
Me: Yeah? (does the girly eyelash thing)
Joey: Why'd you make me the one to go to HBMA?
Me: Coz' I thought you'd look kawaii in an army suit...
(Runs after Joey)
Joey: GO HAVE A CRUSH ON TRISTAN OR SOMETHING!
Joey: C'mon, Paul! Kiss her!
General Wheeler: SOLDIER!
Joey: Kiss her!
*General Wheeler turns the TV off*
Joey: Dad! Paul was about to kiss Hannah!
General Wheeler: Let me take a second to pretend I care... Glad that's over with.
*Joey clicks the TV back on* *General Wheeler turns it back off*
General Wheeler: I'm not impressed with your grades. You've been getting Fs and Ds ever since you've started class 10...
Joey: It's kinda hard to pay attention when I'm scrubbing floors and wiping windows all night long...
General Wheeler: That, young man, builds your character and initiative!
Joey: *groans* What do you want me to do about it?
General Wheeler: Brace yourself... I'm sending you to Hollan Berry Military Academy!
Joey: Huh? What's that?
General Wheeler: Well, it's a military school and it puts pressure on you until you're well behaved and the Einstein of your family.
Joey: But I like Domino High!
General Wheeler: Then you'll like HBMA.
*General Wheeler leaves the room* *Joey turns the TV back on*
Joey: Aw man! Paul already kissed her! Oh well their singing now (singing voice)
*Joey's singing and dancing*
Joey: .l Show me, show me you colours, show me. Don't break this spell I'm in please don't break my heart. Please show me, show me your colours, baby tell me who you really are .l
***A week later*** ***The Domino City Train Station***
General Wheeler: Be on your best behaviour
Joey: I know, I know. Brush your teeth; obey your captain (you remember what happened in Cadet Kelly); and put your best effort into all of your work.
*Joey heads for the train*
General Wheeler: Oh yes, there is an obstacle course you must complete everyday, or no dinner!
Joey: *in his mind* No dinner!? How will I ever survive!?
***Hollan Berry Military Academy***
Commander Drake: Be up by 5:30, breakfast is at 6:00, your classes are from 6:30 to 12:30 and then you will have lunch. You will then have a free hour and then you will begin the Obstacle Course. If you finish, hurray- you get dinner. If not- have loose change for a snack from the vending machine. Dinner's at 6:30.
Joey: Yes, sir.
Commander Drake: Over here we say 'Agreed, Commander, sir' with a salute.
Joey: Got it.
Commander Drake: And your captain is Captain... *scans a list* Ah, yes! Captain Jon McIntosh, captain of the Periwinkle Panthers! You, of course, will call him Captain McIntosh.
Joey: Agreed, Commander, sir. And where is the house of the Periwinkle Panthers?
Commander Drake: The house right beside this building.
Joey: *salutes* Thank you, Commander, sir.
*Pink Panthers House*
Student: Ooh, look! It's a newbie!
Another student: A tall, tough guy!
Yet, another student: Do you think he's gonna give Cap'n Computer a hard time?
Ugh, another student: Yep. No doubt into that, Danny.
*Joey spots an empty bunk*
Joey: Is this anyone's bunk?
Student on the upper bunk: Nope. It's all yours.
*Joey puts his stuff on his new bunk*
Student on the upper bunk: I'm Onni, and you are?
Joey: Joey, Joey Wheeler.
Onni: Hey, Joey. You and I are gonna be pals.
Joey: Sounds great. So, uh, what time is it?
*Onni checks his watch*
Onni: Just about time for dinner. We have to go freshen up first, then meet up with Captain McIntosh about our assigned tables.
Joey: OK, cool.
Onni: Joey, I'd get used to saying 'positive comment' 'cause the captains, teachers, and commanders aren't gonna listen to the word 'cool' in HBMA.
Joey: OK.
Did ya'll like it? I know it wasn't that funny, I apologise. But the nest chapter is gonna be full of laughs (I hope!). Keep reviewing!
Joey: Shuj-
Me: Yeah? (does the girly eyelash thing)
Joey: Why'd you make me the one to go to HBMA?
Me: Coz' I thought you'd look kawaii in an army suit...
(Runs after Joey)
Joey: GO HAVE A CRUSH ON TRISTAN OR SOMETHING!
Joey: C'mon, Paul! Kiss her!
General Wheeler: SOLDIER!
Joey: Kiss her!
*General Wheeler turns the TV off*
Joey: Dad! Paul was about to kiss Hannah!
General Wheeler: Let me take a second to pretend I care... Glad that's over with.
*Joey clicks the TV back on* *General Wheeler turns it back off*
General Wheeler: I'm not impressed with your grades. You've been getting Fs and Ds ever since you've started class 10...
Joey: It's kinda hard to pay attention when I'm scrubbing floors and wiping windows all night long...
General Wheeler: That, young man, builds your character and initiative!
Joey: *groans* What do you want me to do about it?
General Wheeler: Brace yourself... I'm sending you to Hollan Berry Military Academy!
Joey: Huh? What's that?
General Wheeler: Well, it's a military school and it puts pressure on you until you're well behaved and the Einstein of your family.
Joey: But I like Domino High!
General Wheeler: Then you'll like HBMA.
*General Wheeler leaves the room* *Joey turns the TV back on*
Joey: Aw man! Paul already kissed her! Oh well their singing now (singing voice)
*Joey's singing and dancing*
Joey: .l Show me, show me you colours, show me. Don't break this spell I'm in please don't break my heart. Please show me, show me your colours, baby tell me who you really are .l
***A week later*** ***The Domino City Train Station***
General Wheeler: Be on your best behaviour
Joey: I know, I know. Brush your teeth; obey your captain (you remember what happened in Cadet Kelly); and put your best effort into all of your work.
*Joey heads for the train*
General Wheeler: Oh yes, there is an obstacle course you must complete everyday, or no dinner!
Joey: *in his mind* No dinner!? How will I ever survive!?
***Hollan Berry Military Academy***
Commander Drake: Be up by 5:30, breakfast is at 6:00, your classes are from 6:30 to 12:30 and then you will have lunch. You will then have a free hour and then you will begin the Obstacle Course. If you finish, hurray- you get dinner. If not- have loose change for a snack from the vending machine. Dinner's at 6:30.
Joey: Yes, sir.
Commander Drake: Over here we say 'Agreed, Commander, sir' with a salute.
Joey: Got it.
Commander Drake: And your captain is Captain... *scans a list* Ah, yes! Captain Jon McIntosh, captain of the Periwinkle Panthers! You, of course, will call him Captain McIntosh.
Joey: Agreed, Commander, sir. And where is the house of the Periwinkle Panthers?
Commander Drake: The house right beside this building.
Joey: *salutes* Thank you, Commander, sir.
*Pink Panthers House*
Student: Ooh, look! It's a newbie!
Another student: A tall, tough guy!
Yet, another student: Do you think he's gonna give Cap'n Computer a hard time?
Ugh, another student: Yep. No doubt into that, Danny.
*Joey spots an empty bunk*
Joey: Is this anyone's bunk?
Student on the upper bunk: Nope. It's all yours.
*Joey puts his stuff on his new bunk*
Student on the upper bunk: I'm Onni, and you are?
Joey: Joey, Joey Wheeler.
Onni: Hey, Joey. You and I are gonna be pals.
Joey: Sounds great. So, uh, what time is it?
*Onni checks his watch*
Onni: Just about time for dinner. We have to go freshen up first, then meet up with Captain McIntosh about our assigned tables.
Joey: OK, cool.
Onni: Joey, I'd get used to saying 'positive comment' 'cause the captains, teachers, and commanders aren't gonna listen to the word 'cool' in HBMA.
Joey: OK.
Did ya'll like it? I know it wasn't that funny, I apologise. But the nest chapter is gonna be full of laughs (I hope!). Keep reviewing!