The Case of the Oven
It is the beginning of Spring and Baby Nancy Trew wants to solve a mystery. She wants to use her very own Fisher-Price Magnifying Glass.
She invites her friends Baby George Insayne and Baby Bess Blarvin over to help solve a mystery.
They all sit in a circle in Baby Nancy's crib and think of a mystery to solve.
"Oh, whatever shall we solve?" cries Baby Bess.
"Oh, be quiet!" says Baby George. "I have an idea! We could sneak into that scary place called the oven when Baby Nancy's Mommy and Daddy put in the turkey for dinner!"
"That's a wonderful idea!" says Baby Nancy. "But how and when can we do it? They'll probably see us. Besides, how can we solve a mystery?"
Baby George puts a chubby hand on her cheek and thinks hard. "Hmm.... Well, haven't you ever wondered about how a turkey gets cooked? And we could do it after your Mommy or Daddy puts in the turkey, but before they close the door."
"Yes, I abosolutely agree with you," says Baby Nancy.
Baby Bess is a bit uneasy. "I'm not so sure about this...."
"Oh come on, you great fuzzhle-snoofsher-horglin'-snorglin'-furry- blurner-doo-doh-jordull-foo-poj-blah-bloj-monmoe-kooky-nanah-soppy-moopy- sloppy-droopy-wizzy-snizzy-fizzy-ish pile of dirty diapers! You're either with us, or against us!" yells Baby George.
Baby George and Baby Nancy pull the doubtful Baby Bess along to the kitchen.
"There, now the turkey's ready to go in the oven." Mrs. Trew puts the turkey in the oven to bake. "This will be so deeeeee-licious tonight!" While she is talking, she closes her eyes.
"This is our chance!" whispers Baby George. The three infants toddle as quickly as they can to the oven, and they squeeze inside.
Mrs. Trew accidentally turns the oven to "X-tra, X-tra, X-tra, X-tra, X-tra Hot Boiling Lava Temperature" rather than "Hot" and walks into the living room.
Baby Bess, Baby Nancy, and Baby George are very, very, very hot.
Soon, the turkey disintigrates. "Noooo!" cries Baby Nancy weakly. "Out...!" She pushes against the oven door and it creaks open.
"Oh, my goodness!" cries Mrs.Trew as she and Mr.Trew see the scene. Mrs. Trew comes up and holds all three infants in her arms very, very tightly, and kisses them on their steaming-hot heads. Mrs. Trew gets a third-degree burn on her lips.
Mr. Trew is more concerned in other things, rather than his daughter's near-death experience. "Oh, darn it!" he says. "What're we gonna have for dinner? I'm starving!"
Mrs. Trew sends Baby Bess and Baby George back to their homes. Baby Nancy was given some cold baby food and sent to bed with an ice pack rather than a pillow.
Baby Nancy has learned her lesson, and is grounded from her Junior- Baby Palm Pilot, her Fisher-Price Cell Phone, and her Little Tyke Electronic Laptop for life.
* The End *
It is the beginning of Spring and Baby Nancy Trew wants to solve a mystery. She wants to use her very own Fisher-Price Magnifying Glass.
She invites her friends Baby George Insayne and Baby Bess Blarvin over to help solve a mystery.
They all sit in a circle in Baby Nancy's crib and think of a mystery to solve.
"Oh, whatever shall we solve?" cries Baby Bess.
"Oh, be quiet!" says Baby George. "I have an idea! We could sneak into that scary place called the oven when Baby Nancy's Mommy and Daddy put in the turkey for dinner!"
"That's a wonderful idea!" says Baby Nancy. "But how and when can we do it? They'll probably see us. Besides, how can we solve a mystery?"
Baby George puts a chubby hand on her cheek and thinks hard. "Hmm.... Well, haven't you ever wondered about how a turkey gets cooked? And we could do it after your Mommy or Daddy puts in the turkey, but before they close the door."
"Yes, I abosolutely agree with you," says Baby Nancy.
Baby Bess is a bit uneasy. "I'm not so sure about this...."
"Oh come on, you great fuzzhle-snoofsher-horglin'-snorglin'-furry- blurner-doo-doh-jordull-foo-poj-blah-bloj-monmoe-kooky-nanah-soppy-moopy- sloppy-droopy-wizzy-snizzy-fizzy-ish pile of dirty diapers! You're either with us, or against us!" yells Baby George.
Baby George and Baby Nancy pull the doubtful Baby Bess along to the kitchen.
"There, now the turkey's ready to go in the oven." Mrs. Trew puts the turkey in the oven to bake. "This will be so deeeeee-licious tonight!" While she is talking, she closes her eyes.
"This is our chance!" whispers Baby George. The three infants toddle as quickly as they can to the oven, and they squeeze inside.
Mrs. Trew accidentally turns the oven to "X-tra, X-tra, X-tra, X-tra, X-tra Hot Boiling Lava Temperature" rather than "Hot" and walks into the living room.
Baby Bess, Baby Nancy, and Baby George are very, very, very hot.
Soon, the turkey disintigrates. "Noooo!" cries Baby Nancy weakly. "Out...!" She pushes against the oven door and it creaks open.
"Oh, my goodness!" cries Mrs.Trew as she and Mr.Trew see the scene. Mrs. Trew comes up and holds all three infants in her arms very, very tightly, and kisses them on their steaming-hot heads. Mrs. Trew gets a third-degree burn on her lips.
Mr. Trew is more concerned in other things, rather than his daughter's near-death experience. "Oh, darn it!" he says. "What're we gonna have for dinner? I'm starving!"
Mrs. Trew sends Baby Bess and Baby George back to their homes. Baby Nancy was given some cold baby food and sent to bed with an ice pack rather than a pillow.
Baby Nancy has learned her lesson, and is grounded from her Junior- Baby Palm Pilot, her Fisher-Price Cell Phone, and her Little Tyke Electronic Laptop for life.
* The End *