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(P. Panthers' house)
Onni: Joey, I want you to meet a friend of mine.
Joey: OK.
Onni: He lives on the other side of the room, but he went away to SC for a while.
Joey: Oh, okay.
Onni: (leads him to "the other side of the room") Joey, meet Zed. Zed, this is my pal Joey.
Joey: Hey, uh, Zed.
Zed: Hi! I can't believe I'm meeting a real duelist!
Joey: Yeah, well, when you're Onni's pal and Onni's my pal, la dolce vita comes to you!
Onni: Huh?
Joey: Y'know, la dolce vita, the sweet life?
Onni: Why don't you just say that?
Joey: Beats me, I guess I've always wanted to be Italian.
Onni: Romeo was English.
Joey: I guess I wanna be English too.
(JOZ [Joey, Onni, and Zed] laugh)
(the Obstacle Course)
CM: Through the tires! HURRY UP, PEOPLE!
(Joey and Ciara see each other)
Joey: Hi.
Ciara: Hey. I wanted-
Someone: MOVE, THOMAS! THIS IS THE OBSTACLE COURSE, NOT THE HEART-TO-GET LINE!
Joey: Who's that?
Ciara: That's my captain, Captain ACME-Rian; she's strict.
Joey: Strict? My captain's strict.
Ciara: Well, I don't wanna get detention, I guess I'll see you tomorrow.
Joey: OK. Bye!
(Joey goes through the mud)
Joey: I hate this part.
(DETENTION)
CM: (walks up to Joey) Cadet, Commander Drake wants everyone to come eat dinner today. He's got a special announcement.
Joey: Yes!
CM: But that means that you have an extra day to the obstacle course.
Joey: Aw, man!
(Mess Hall)
Commander Drake: Rumors are true and I am retiring, but we will have a new commander and he has had a lot of experience with militaries. I am retiring next week and your new commander will arrive tomorrow. We will have a 'Welcome Dance' for him. He will be introduced to you tomorrow during lunch so everyone must come to lunch.
(Commander Drake steps off the stage)
Onni: Who do you think our new commander's gonna be?
Zed: I dunno. Whoever it is, I hope it's not someone like CM. CM's bad enough; two of them would be like twin villains!
Joey: Or maybe he's gonna be really nice and he's gonna get CM fired!
Onni: That would rock!
Zed: I'm in for it.
(Tomorrow at lunch)
Commander Drake: I'd like to introduce you to our new commander. Everyone, say hello to Commander Wheeler.
(Everyone but Joey claps)
Joey: (Raises his hand) Wheeler who?
Commander Drake: Phillip Wheeler III.
(Joey falls off of his chair)
Joey: NOOOOOOOO!
Onni: Dude, what's wrong.
Joey: Phillip Wheeler III is my dad!
Zed: You're kidding, right?
Joey: I wish I were. I'm totally done for. CM's gonna report every un- triumph I do! This bites!
Onni: Aw man. I don't wanna hear your baby stories!
Joey: (starts worry) I never thought about that! We have to get rid of him!
Zed: But your dad is nice, right?
Joey: No, he's really strict. He made me do 100 push-ups one time just because I came home from school at 7:00!
Onni: We're in for Antarctica.
Zed: Yep, we sure are.
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Poor Joey. Now he's gonna have two dragons breathing down his neck!
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(P. Panthers' house)
Onni: Joey, I want you to meet a friend of mine.
Joey: OK.
Onni: He lives on the other side of the room, but he went away to SC for a while.
Joey: Oh, okay.
Onni: (leads him to "the other side of the room") Joey, meet Zed. Zed, this is my pal Joey.
Joey: Hey, uh, Zed.
Zed: Hi! I can't believe I'm meeting a real duelist!
Joey: Yeah, well, when you're Onni's pal and Onni's my pal, la dolce vita comes to you!
Onni: Huh?
Joey: Y'know, la dolce vita, the sweet life?
Onni: Why don't you just say that?
Joey: Beats me, I guess I've always wanted to be Italian.
Onni: Romeo was English.
Joey: I guess I wanna be English too.
(JOZ [Joey, Onni, and Zed] laugh)
(the Obstacle Course)
CM: Through the tires! HURRY UP, PEOPLE!
(Joey and Ciara see each other)
Joey: Hi.
Ciara: Hey. I wanted-
Someone: MOVE, THOMAS! THIS IS THE OBSTACLE COURSE, NOT THE HEART-TO-GET LINE!
Joey: Who's that?
Ciara: That's my captain, Captain ACME-Rian; she's strict.
Joey: Strict? My captain's strict.
Ciara: Well, I don't wanna get detention, I guess I'll see you tomorrow.
Joey: OK. Bye!
(Joey goes through the mud)
Joey: I hate this part.
(DETENTION)
CM: (walks up to Joey) Cadet, Commander Drake wants everyone to come eat dinner today. He's got a special announcement.
Joey: Yes!
CM: But that means that you have an extra day to the obstacle course.
Joey: Aw, man!
(Mess Hall)
Commander Drake: Rumors are true and I am retiring, but we will have a new commander and he has had a lot of experience with militaries. I am retiring next week and your new commander will arrive tomorrow. We will have a 'Welcome Dance' for him. He will be introduced to you tomorrow during lunch so everyone must come to lunch.
(Commander Drake steps off the stage)
Onni: Who do you think our new commander's gonna be?
Zed: I dunno. Whoever it is, I hope it's not someone like CM. CM's bad enough; two of them would be like twin villains!
Joey: Or maybe he's gonna be really nice and he's gonna get CM fired!
Onni: That would rock!
Zed: I'm in for it.
(Tomorrow at lunch)
Commander Drake: I'd like to introduce you to our new commander. Everyone, say hello to Commander Wheeler.
(Everyone but Joey claps)
Joey: (Raises his hand) Wheeler who?
Commander Drake: Phillip Wheeler III.
(Joey falls off of his chair)
Joey: NOOOOOOOO!
Onni: Dude, what's wrong.
Joey: Phillip Wheeler III is my dad!
Zed: You're kidding, right?
Joey: I wish I were. I'm totally done for. CM's gonna report every un- triumph I do! This bites!
Onni: Aw man. I don't wanna hear your baby stories!
Joey: (starts worry) I never thought about that! We have to get rid of him!
Zed: But your dad is nice, right?
Joey: No, he's really strict. He made me do 100 push-ups one time just because I came home from school at 7:00!
Onni: We're in for Antarctica.
Zed: Yep, we sure are.
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Poor Joey. Now he's gonna have two dragons breathing down his neck!
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