Twenty-three reviews! (That's four less than my other YGO story, The Heart of the Kangaroo!). I wanna get AT LEAST thirty reviews for this story. (I actually want fifty but I expect to get at least thirty, if fifty HURRAY!)

*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^ (The 'faithful' day General Wheeler becomes Commander Wheeler.)

(War History class)

Ciara: Hey Joey.

Joey: Hey.

Ciara: Hey, isn't Wheeler your last name? Are you kinda sorta related to him?

Joey: Yeah. He's my dad.

Ciara: Omigod! For real?

Joey: Yep, it's for real. I don't know what's gotten into my life- first he sends me here and now he sends himself here! What's next, Kaiba's gonna appear behind me and say that he's a Periwinkle Panther?

Kaiba's voice: (taps Joey on the shoulder) (Joey turns around) Wheeler, are you really a Periwinkle Panther? I can't believe it! So am I!

Ciara: Uh, Joey?

Joey: Yup, that's Seto Kaiba.

Ciara: I knew that. I was just gonna say that never say anything that bad about your fate. I can't bear to watch you suffer. Well anway, I see Katherine so I guess I'll see you later. Bye! (runs off to meet up w/ Katherine)

Joey: What's the big idea, Kaiba? You don't need to come to Military School, you should be in full day 'Get-A-Life 101' class back in Domino!

Kaiba: Very funny, Chihuahua. I decided to come because Miss Nguyen gave this for EC.

Joey: Don't bring up that witch's name ever again!

Miss Nguyen: Calling me a witch, are you, Mr. Wheeler? I should talk to your captain about this.

(Joey turns around)

Joey: Miss Nguyen! What are you doing here?

Miss Nguyen: Don't be an idiot, Wheeler. I got a job here just to ruin your life! (laughs evilly)

(P. Panthers' house)

Joey: My luck just seems to get worse and worse by the day!

Onni: What is it this time?

Joey: Well, Seto Kaiba came here and he's a Periwinkle Panther!

Zed: Dude, for real? Where is he; I have to meet him!

Onni: (slaps Zed's arm) Dude, you can't. Kaiba is Joey's ach-rival and worst enemy.

Zed: Right, I knew that. I was just being, uh, what's the word? Oh yeah, enthusiastic!

Joey: That's just part one for the day. Part two is that my evil homeroom teacher came here "just to ruin my life"!

Onni: You mean Miss Nguyen?

Joey: Yeah.

Zed: She's pretty nice, as long as you pay attention.

(CM walks into the room)

CM: OK, cadets. Lights out is in twenty minutes. Round up what you're doing and go to bed. Oh and Cadet Wheeler, the commander wishes to see you.

(CM leaves the room)

(Commander Wheeler's office)

Commander Wheeler: Ah, my son. How are you?

Joey: Uh, well, let's see. I made two friends, Onni and Zed. They're really cool.

Commander Wheeler: Happy to hear about that progress. What about your studies and the obstacle course?

Joey: (in his mind) He knows about my un-progress!

Commander Wheeler: I am not happy with the results. You refuse to pay attention and you move slowly in the obstacle course. Tell me, what do you think the obstacle course as?

Joey: I think of it as a torture labyrinth with monsters running after you and dragons breathing down your neck. I think that many prisoners were released from the dungeons and they rush out of the labyrinth to eat their only meal.

Commander Wheeler: Poetic. tell someone who cares!

Joey: But you said to tell you what I thought of it as and I told you. I think of it as a torture labyrinth.

Commander Wheeler: Do you think negatively of this school?

Joey: Um.

Commander Wheeler: Now that I'm the commander here and also I'm your father, I will push you harder than all of the other cadets. I'm going to expect you to be the best, not wind up in detention or mess hall duties! My next month, I expect progress in everything!

Joey: Can I go now?

Commander Wheeler: Yes.

(P. Panthers' house)

Zed: Are you in trouble?

Joey: Nah. My dad just wanted to talk to me. He said he's gonna push me harder than everyone else here and expects progress in everything by next month!

Onni: Cold.

Joey: Yup, my life has gone way below freezing point.

Onni: Yup, it sure has.

*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^ Poor Joey. He just keeps winding up in more bad situations. we've just got to make the thermometer's temp. go up!