So what did Onni name the new HBMA duelist tournament? Well keep reading if you wanna know!

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Onni: How about Disaster Dimension?

Joey: Um.

Zed: I like it!

Joey: Yeah, but you see, uh, we can only call it that if we can take them to a different dimension.

Zed: Which we can't

Joey: Besides, I hate magic.

Zed: Doesn't Duel Monsters work with magic?

Joey: *gasps* Dude, I never thought about that! But if it is, I'll have to go back to being a janitor at Burger World!

Onni: We don't have a Burger World here.

Joey: Really?

Zed: Yeah. Burger World's a Domino company.

Joey: Yo, that's tight!

Onni: You're not thinking what I'm thinking?

Joey: Oh no- we're not gonna call the duelist tournament Burger World!

Zed: Why not? It's different, not to mention unique!

Joey: Yeah, 'unique' in a goofy way.

Onni: Yeah well it's better than nothing.

Joey: There're times when you need a friend with brains.

Zed: What about me? I got all A's on my progress report!

Onni: You look at your progress reports?

Joey: We have progress reports?

Zed: Duh. Don't you wanna know how you do on your studies?

Onni: No.

Joey: Of course not! After I got sent here, I'm vowed I wouldn't look at any type of school paper with the word 'report' in it!

Onni: Besides, we mean creative, not geeky.

Zed: Hey! I'm not a geek! So anyway, who're we gonna ask?

Joey: Hey, I can E-mail my friend Yugi and ask him! he's smart- in both directions and he's a great duelist. He won first place in Duel-

Onni: Joe, we've heard it a million times.

Zed: I didn't! What happened?

Joey: I'll tell you later. so where're the computers?

Onni: It's a difficult task. Only the captains, teachers, and the commander own a computer.

Joey: (a light bulb goes off in Joey's head) What if we sneak into Captain M's room and send Yugi an e-mail?

Onni: We? What do you mean we?

Joey: 'We' as if in us- you, me, and Zed- the trio.

Onni: Make that duo for this mission. I'm not risking being expelled.

Zed: You can get expelled from here? Geez, I didn't know that. I thought you were being punished if you were being sent here.

Onni: You can, if they can't stand you.

Zed: Joey, there's gonna be a one-o, I can't manage to be expelled. Mum will totally freak; also, it's escape from my twin brother and sister, the Disaster Duo, Dory and Duke.

Onni: Your sister's named after a fish?

Zed: No. Mum just likes the name Dory.

Joey: Guys, let's not talk about 'Finding Nemo'. I need to know where CM's room is and when he goes to sleep and how often he hangs in his room.

Onni: He goes to sleep around eleven thirty, but he comes to his room at about ten o' clock.

Joey: Curfew's at nine, or maybe I could go during detention, when he's eating dinner.

Zed: That's not a bad idea, but how're you gonna get Yugi to e-mail you back?

Joey: That's a good question. I'll tell him to e-mail me ASAP and I'll check back until my detention's over.

Onni: Are you really willing to risk everything just to get the perfect Duel Monsters tournament name?

Joey: It's not just a tournament name, it's a plot to get revenge on Kaiba.

Onni: You ever defeated him before?

Joey: No, but it's worth a try. And you, Onni, you've got a super-deck, almost all of your monsters have over 2000 attack points. Power and skill are the two major things you need to beat Kaiba and from how you duel and from how I see your cards, you'll be unstoppable.

Zed: What about me?

Joey: (scratches his head) We'll go to the Kirei Game Shop on Sunday and you can buy some cards.

Onni: (changes subject) So, when does your plan take action?

Joey: I'm thinking tomorrow. I have detention all week.

Zed: So, what do you guys say about going back to the dance?

Onni: I guess we could, as long as we avoid Kaiba.

Joey: And Katherine?

Onni: Oh yeah, Kaiba and Katherine.

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That's kinda scary. Is it really worth it to risk everything just for a duelist tournament name? Also, I'm sorry if I didn't name the tournament yet. But the good news is that it's not too late to send in your name, I'll need at least 3. So far I only have one from ACME-Rian (Gladiator Arena) and Calcifer couldn't think of one (thanks for trying, though!). Another question, do you guys wanna know more about Onni, Zed, the Cordes twins, Ciara and everyone else? If so, just tell me in your review and I'll find a way to write more about them. Ciao!