Disclaimer: I not own JCA, Pierce Brosnan, Michael Apted, Denise Richards, Sophie Marceau.... **that means that I don't own anyone associated with James Bond or TWINE (the world is not enough)** I don't own Digimon, to make this short and simple I don't own nothing except my crazy ideas and myself, and if you were to sue me all you'd get would be *thinks a little* CHEESE, and my English teacher. Oh, yeah, this fic is a little stupid at times just a warning.
'Let the Chaos begin..'-Elliot Carver (TND)
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First, there was nothing...
Then there was Michael Apted,
and he said,
'Let there be hotpants'
and so it was.....
But then Mr. Apted was not happy, he wanted more fun,
then he heard Pierce Brosnan talking to the public,
Mr. Brosnan said "... and if you had seen Denise Richards running around the set of TWINE in hotpants,— well, I think that Mr. Apted had a great deal of fun casting the film..."
Mr. Apted then smiled upon the land and said 'Let there be peace..'
And so —
Paco: get to the point already!
Grim: You interrupt the fiction? I am the Supreme, Michael Apted is God, and you disrespect the almighty? Fry taco boy Fry!!!!
Paco: O.O' eep! **Po Kong suddenly decides to use him as a appetizer**
And so, Elliot Carver and his CMGN media group came out and killed all the other corporate media groups that had disrespectfully called him a 'spoil sport'
Elliot: Mr. Stamper, please kill those bastards..
Stamper: I'm a pretty German boy, look at me!! *Runs around in hotpants and a frilly ballet skirt*
Elliot: so much for German efficiency..
Christmas Jones a.k.a. Denise Richards: *bitch slaps Stamper* My hotpants, I made them famous!!
Tohru: I want a pair of hotpants!! (sorry all tohru fans) *sits on stamper* gimme!!
**Taichi, Yamato, Daisuke, Iori, Satoru, Kyoushiro, Jyou, Takeru, Valmont, and Pierce line up and start singing*
them: 99 pairs of hotpants, 99 pairs of hotpants, you take one pair and wear it all around 98 pairs of hotpants......
El toro: Viven los calientes pantolones!! Me gusta los calientes pantolones!!
*everyone has a pair of hotpants on except for Jade*
Paco: *now facinated with the hotpants* oooohh, they ride up my ass... KINKY!!!
Jackie: BWAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! *sees everyone in a pair of hotpants including uncle*
I am going to be sick!! *runs to the bathroom and sees a long line*
ALL THE SUDDEN!!!
Mrs. Debel: by the end of the year we're going to be great friends.. (it's my English teacher)
Grim: BWAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! GET IT AWAY!!! *throws cheese and pie at her*
And so Mr. Apted said 'Let there be chaos and...' he paused.
'Let there be PIE'
and so it was.
Grim: Pie? I like pie!! *glomps Brosnan*
Pierce: GAHHHH!!!! *pauses a moment* kinky! ^.^
Viper: and you thought the authoress would still be sane.. *looks around to see Jackie staring at her hotpants* ehh...
Finn: I like to fuck irish sheep *does the riverdance in hotpants*
Ratso: uhhhh... what's a fuck??
And upon hearing Ratso's words Mr. Apted said, 'It's up your ass..'
Ratso: oh, thanks..*dies*
Apted: Thank god for random deaths, oh wait.. I am god..
Mr. Apted decided to have some fun with our characters and whisked them off to another dimension.
Somewhere in a dark place at the edge of the universe...
Jyou: *sings* I'm real, the way you walk, the way you—
Miyako: shut it.. *wacks him over the head*
Taichi: Where are we?
*everyone shrugs and looks around.*
In the backround: AHHHHHH!!!
Clover: it had better be good Jerry, you took us away from some very important shopping..
Jerry: *sweatdrops* umm, yes well, I have brought you here to find one of my agents..
Sam: Jerry, you lost track of one of your agents?
Jerry: *pulls at his collar and looks nervous* Well.. I wouldn't really say—
Grim: you lost an agent Jerry, are you sure? Because..
Jerry: wait, is it–
Grim: I am the Grim Reaper..
Spies and Jerry: *gasp*
Grim: lets have some fun, shall we? BWAHAHAHAHAH!!! *everyone stares* what?
Satoru: *pulls out teddy bear* Pooky? What is it?
Pooky: their bbbaaaaaaccckkkk........ *head turns 360 degrees*
Satoru: *drops bear in fright* ahhh!!
Miyako: so much for being an evil genius..
Jackie: I see Jun, I see Mandy, I see that fat piece of blubber from JCA that's been eating lots of candy!
Mandy: okay Vanessa, no more evil cookies from my show...
Vanessa: @.@ raaaaaa chooklate cookies X.x
Clover: what did you say man-bitch?
Alex: your show? *smacks her with salami* die!!
Monkey king: oooooo.... pretty violence...*runs around in hotpants*
Jackie: NO MORE!!! *face turns green*
*Matt and clover start to make out*
Joe: get a ROOM!!
Clover: oh, Yama-chan.. *Matt and Clover continue to fondle each other*
Jyou: a sound proof room...
Brittany of ts: BWAHAHAHAH!!! I SHALL DESTROY YOU ALL!!!! *manages to kill Stamper*
Jerry: good job my pet.. *pats Brittany's head*
Brittany: yes master...
The room suddenly starts to flood.
Viper: what's going on?! *looks around*
Brittany: *goes up to her* Tell me Viper, does that suit shrink under water?
Viper: What suit? All I have is a pair of hotpants– *gets smacked in the ass by Jackie*
Jackie: *sheepishly grins* he heh, hotpants..
*Jackie and Joe start running around the place randomly smacking people's asses*
Brittany: Damn it, how come when I steal Die Another Day lines they don't work? *pouts, Joe smacks her over the head, as a result she falls over* Damnit Jerry, why'd you rape me?
Alex: AGGHHH!!! BLLLEHHH!! *goes insane and starts smacking her head* IMAGES!! I CAN SEE IMAGES!! *faints*
Jun: come back Yama Chan!! Yama Chan? *Izzy hogties her and starts to hump her*
Izzy: You smell like my computer.. Yumm...
Mr. Apted had fun, he hopes you did too..
Grim: PIE?! I like pie! *glomps Brosnan and snogs him senseless*
Pierce: @.@ kinky, raaaaaaaa
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now children.. Wasn't that fun?
More from me later. Please review!!!