Disclaimerr: I own nothing but my Social Studies homework that's 4 pages long and my computer. Don't sue me. Be nice.. I cant concentrate, so I wrote this thing.. I have no clue what it's about, but I know it's insane. Oh! By the way, the plot and idea is mines too I don't own my friends or Mr. Generosity, which is by the way, not even his real name, just a codename.

In the City of Q!!!

Grim: the evil plot bunnies made me do it.. looks all innocent right fluffy bunny? pets fluffy bunny on the head fluffy bunny nods

Stavros: ooohhh, stop it! You're crushing my spleen! pauses for moment Ooooohhh, crush harder!!

Nicole: Anna, stop doing whatever it is you're doing. It seems so wrong! My eyes burn!! closes her eyes in horror

Kevin: I made her feel good twice. everyone shuts up not that way..

Stavros: Make me feel good Kevin, I know you like it hard! winks and blows a kiss

Karoline: Shut up!

Kristen: You shut up!!

Karoline: NOO!! You shut up!!

Jessica: looks at what Anna is doing and tosses her crackers

A/N: for all you people who don't know what 'tossing your crackers' is, it means to Vomit.

Alex: I am so sick of this! Make it stop!!

Suzanne: make what stop? Karoline and Kristen's shouting, Jessica vomiting, Stavros trying to seduce Kevin, or Anna doing something errr.. cough with our social studies teacher?

A/N: Eheh, yeah, inside jokes, only a few know what I am talking about.

Alex: ANNA's WHAT??!!

Suzanne: Doing something cough with our social studies teacher.. Duh..

Alex: INSANE!! YOU'RE ALL INSANE!!

Anna: that's the whole point of this fiction, Alex..

Alex: oh fuck... sobs insanely now.. On .. With the fiction.. gasps

Anna: HAY!! Thats my line!!

Alex: oh damn it! To hell with lines!

at IS25

Steve: CHARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!! (Michael runs and falls)

(Steve jumps up) I'LL SAVE YOU SON!! (stops) yeah right... (takes Teddy Bear and throws it across the room) YOU ARE WORTHLESS NOW!!

Mr. Generosity: ohhh.. The poor teddy... (awwww! So cute!! and now since the whole world knows, I can say what I wants)

Grim: Sir? What's the grade on my test?

Mr. Generosity: Well, I know it might be disappointing, but, its not in the three digits..

Grim: thinks: fuck, I failed so, what is it?

Mr. Generosity: you got.. A 98...

Grim: Thinks: must resist urge to slap him SWEET JESUS thinks: sorry Jesus YOU DON'T HAVE TO SCARE ME LIKE THAT!! slaps him anyways fuming angry

Steve: ouch, thats gotta burn.. generosity gets scared

Grim: you want somathis steve?

Steve: no. flinches no hurt me. Mommy! help squeals

Supermoose: HELP IS ON THE WAY!!

Paco: VIVEN LOS CUERNUDOS PODEROSOS!

Jade: Shut it taco boy. pulls out a weapon I've been wanting to do this for a long time now, hold still, and try not to die too fast, because I wanna torture you!

Grim: what? Where's uncle? Where's Tohru? Where's Jackie and Viper? hears a moan from the bathroom

Viper: oh, Jackie!!

Grim: scratch the Jackie and Viper part... pretends to gag oh, wait, I forgot..

Jackie: Viper.. Not, owww! Ooooooo.. excessive moans heard

Stavros: bangs on door of the bathroom let me join!!

Grim: shudders That reminds me of Mr. Generosity's leg.. (A/N: you REALLY don't want to know..)skip the next part if you so desire! Cuz its kinda boring

Mr. Generosity: hey, thanks. First you slap me, then if that isn't enough, you make evil comments about my leg, which, by the way, is not going to encourage me to shave it...

Grim: what a shame. If you were to shave it, I think it would be a pretty nice leg.. Hehehe drools But that doesn't matter... you still were mean, you ignored me, you don't care. No one seems to give me any frikin recognition, and they don't care. Neither do you! Damn it! And you're a good teacher. The teacher doesn't forget about the student! Heck! I know what it's like! I teach too, and some quite stupid ones at that! There's a few of them that are kind of like you in a way, cuz' they're stubborn asses! G: hey!! but you have a nice tight ass anyways, you're not stupid, you're not slow, you're not that crazy, and you're not ugly.

Mr. G: I'm not?

Grim: noo! starts drooling You're tall, you're thin, you have really nice black hair, you're really funny, you're stubborn, you have the cutest smile, you have I nice tight ass as I said before, and you smell so damn nice, and you look hot in lavender, which is actually my most hated color. Damn it!!! I wanna love you and hug you and kiss you and make out with you and fuck you and.. And.. And– gets cut off by puking noises before she can finish the sentence.

Jess and everyone except Stavros: PUKEEEE!!

Stavros: I want some too!

Grim: And I want to call you.... George!!

Mr. Generosity: But my name is—

Grim: You cant tell them!! They'll steal you from me!! glares suspiciously

Meanwhile in a galaxy far, far away...!

Uncle: I know what Tohru can be for Halloween!

Jade: what??

Uncle: a fat-o-lantern!! laughs like crazy

Jackie: thwacks uncle over the head lets see how you like it!

Grim: Payback is such a bitch, Generosity!

Generosity: whoah, attack of the random freaks!!

Grim: did you just call me a freak?!

Generosity: uhh, nooo....

Jackie: What do you think of when I say Shoes?

Grim: food!!

Jade: PAIN!! HEHEHEEHE! Pointy weapons..

Numbuh 3: pretty!! (A/N: yay I mentioned Codename: KND!!)

Uncle: money!(rubs hands together greedily)

Captain Black: Demons.. Demons.. Demons..

Grim: waittt.... hold up.. What did Uncle say before? Fuck-A-Lantern?

Stavros: I want to Fuck-A-Kevin..

Evil announcer guy: it is now 2:00 A.M., do you know what your students are doing?

Grim: oohohooh!! I know! They're wasting their time on your effing homework!

silence... Half an hour later....

AT HogWaRTs

Harry: OH ME GODS!! LEG HUMPING DOG HERE!!

Hermione: Harry, thats not a dog.

Harry: uhhh.. What is it then?

Hermione: that's Professor Dumbledore..

Harry: HOLY GUACAMOLE!!

Snape: standing on a table Dancing the macarena with excessive shaking of the ass.. SHE'S A LADY!! WHOOUUOOOUUUOOOOOOOOO!!!! SHE'S A LADY!! I'M TALKIN AB-OOOOWWWUUUTTT SHE'S A LADY!!! YAYAYAYAY!!

McGonagall: WhooooOO intoxI-ER-Gay-SHUn staggers drunkenly

Ron: screaming at the top of his lungs because he is partially deaf due to the music that was played before HEY DUDE!! LIKE GREAT PARTYY!!

Draco: also screaming at the top of his lungs I KNOW!! WHO'S IT FOR ANYWAY?

Ron: FILCH!!

Draco: WHY FILCH?!

Ron: CAUSE HE GOT LAID!! everyone becomes completely silent WHAT??!!!

Draco: DUDE!! LIKE TOO MUCH INFORMATION!!

Ron: oh... shrugs and continues drinking alcoholic beverages

Trelawney: sashays around in her brand new tight pink leotard

Flitwick: Neville...why are you pointing that gun at me? Why are you grinning evilly at me? Why are you pulling the trigger on that– BoOM

Neville: Oops my hand slipped, now to find snape!! grins evilly and skips away

Meanwhile in Middle Earth

Sam: Mr. Frodo, why did you tie me up and shove me in a dark closet with you? Mr. Frodo, why are you looking at me like that? Mr. Frodo, why are you starting to stroke my leg? Mr. Frodo, why is your hand traveling up my leg? Mr. FrOOOOOOoooooOOOO!!!

Back in errrr... somewhere...

Announcer dude: Will Neville find Professor Snape? Did Filch really get laid? Is Frodo really trans? Where did Jackie and Viper go? Will Jessica ever stop vomiting? What exactly was Anna doing to Mr. Generosity?

Grim: None of your damn business!

Announcer dude: And Will we ever find out what Mr. Generosity's real name is?

Grim: HELLS NO!!!

Announcer dude: Will THIS ONE EVER STOP INTERRUPTING ME?! (grim grins sheepishly) Find out in the next chapter of InsaNITy!!!

WHOOT!!! wasn't that fun? I can't wait until I write another chapter!! Can you?! Keep on reviewing and you'll see what happens!!!