Hey! I still feel pretty crabby, but I FINALLY got a name for the new
duelist tournament! I won't tell you. now. You'll have to read and find
out!
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Zed: I like it!
Joey: Brilliant!
Onni: It's tomorrow, after religion class.
Zed: My religion class ends fiftheen minutes before you!
Joey: Really? What are you?
Zed: Jewish. Our Rabbi lets us leave early.
Joey: Lucky you. I've never really been to church before. The only thing I know of is God, Jesus, Christmas, and Easter.
(Zed and Onni--- *blink blink*)
Zed: Okay.. Anyway, maybe I can set up the prank scene, that way we won't have to worry afterward.
Onni: Sounds good to me.
Joey: Ditto.
(Saturday--- Kaiba walks into the gym.)
(Kaiba opens the door and a big glob of molasses fall on him)
Kaiba: *gapes*
(Onni and Zed turn the fans on and feathers start to blow in Kaiba's direction!)
(Kaiba tries to run but Joey and Zed block both the doors)
(Onni shows up from behind Kaiba)
Onni: Interesting outfit, Kaiba. Is this what you wear to every duel? Impressive, you're more of a buffoon than I thought you were! (turns to Joey) He does wear this to every duel right Joey?
Joey Yep.
Zed: You duel looking like a chicken! (laughs) No wonder Joey chases after you-the dog always chases the chicken!
(Kaiba, Joey, and Onni stare at Zed)
Zed: What? Onni took all of the good lines!
Onni: Still wanna duel Kaiba?
Kaiba: (gets his deck out and sees that all of his cards are stuck together) How dare you?
(JOZ laugh and high-five each other)
Joey: It's the Star Tournament way!
Kaiba: Star Tournament?
Zed: (gasps) You don't know about Star Tournament? It's the hottest new dueling craze to sweep HBMA!
Onni: Oh, wait, Zed. Kaiba doesn't know because he's not invited yet! I dunno, should we invite 'em?
Joey: I don't know. After all, the Star Tournament is a jerk-free event.
Kaiba: You'd better invite me!
JOZ: Beg.
Kaiba: What?
Joey: You heard us, beg!
Zed: -on your knees!
Onni: - and plead with all your heart!
Kaiba: Make me!
Joey: OK. I guess you don't want your invite.
Kaiba: OK, fine! I'll do it! (Kaiba gets on his knees and begs) Oh, please Joey, Onni, and Zed! Please invite me to your duelist tournament!
Onni: Now that's a good chicken!
Zed: I guess you won't be dinner after all!
(Joey gives Kaiba his invite)
Joey: Everyone's meeting at the obstacle course tomorrow after lunch. Be late, and you'll miss out on a lot.
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Kaiba the Chicken! HAHAHAHA!
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Zed: I like it!
Joey: Brilliant!
Onni: It's tomorrow, after religion class.
Zed: My religion class ends fiftheen minutes before you!
Joey: Really? What are you?
Zed: Jewish. Our Rabbi lets us leave early.
Joey: Lucky you. I've never really been to church before. The only thing I know of is God, Jesus, Christmas, and Easter.
(Zed and Onni--- *blink blink*)
Zed: Okay.. Anyway, maybe I can set up the prank scene, that way we won't have to worry afterward.
Onni: Sounds good to me.
Joey: Ditto.
(Saturday--- Kaiba walks into the gym.)
(Kaiba opens the door and a big glob of molasses fall on him)
Kaiba: *gapes*
(Onni and Zed turn the fans on and feathers start to blow in Kaiba's direction!)
(Kaiba tries to run but Joey and Zed block both the doors)
(Onni shows up from behind Kaiba)
Onni: Interesting outfit, Kaiba. Is this what you wear to every duel? Impressive, you're more of a buffoon than I thought you were! (turns to Joey) He does wear this to every duel right Joey?
Joey Yep.
Zed: You duel looking like a chicken! (laughs) No wonder Joey chases after you-the dog always chases the chicken!
(Kaiba, Joey, and Onni stare at Zed)
Zed: What? Onni took all of the good lines!
Onni: Still wanna duel Kaiba?
Kaiba: (gets his deck out and sees that all of his cards are stuck together) How dare you?
(JOZ laugh and high-five each other)
Joey: It's the Star Tournament way!
Kaiba: Star Tournament?
Zed: (gasps) You don't know about Star Tournament? It's the hottest new dueling craze to sweep HBMA!
Onni: Oh, wait, Zed. Kaiba doesn't know because he's not invited yet! I dunno, should we invite 'em?
Joey: I don't know. After all, the Star Tournament is a jerk-free event.
Kaiba: You'd better invite me!
JOZ: Beg.
Kaiba: What?
Joey: You heard us, beg!
Zed: -on your knees!
Onni: - and plead with all your heart!
Kaiba: Make me!
Joey: OK. I guess you don't want your invite.
Kaiba: OK, fine! I'll do it! (Kaiba gets on his knees and begs) Oh, please Joey, Onni, and Zed! Please invite me to your duelist tournament!
Onni: Now that's a good chicken!
Zed: I guess you won't be dinner after all!
(Joey gives Kaiba his invite)
Joey: Everyone's meeting at the obstacle course tomorrow after lunch. Be late, and you'll miss out on a lot.
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Kaiba the Chicken! HAHAHAHA!