I am in such a bad mood! Golly gee, I have to memorise a part of the
Declaration of Independence and all I know is---- and for free and
Independent States they have power to levy war, conclude Peace, reform (?)
Alliances.. I hate it!
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(Friday night, night before the first day of the Star Tournament...)
Zed: Is it too late to back out of this?
Joey: Don't you wanna duel someone?
Zed: I'm just kinda.. Well, freaked out..
Onni: More like chickening out!
Joey: Why are you so scared?
Zed: Everyone I've talked has really good cards and strategies. I barely know anything about duel monsters!
Joey: You watched a few, haven't you?
Zed: One or two.
Joey: Good enough. All you have to do is find a sucker, they're real easy to beat, and from that, you'll duel stronger duelists!
Zed: Do we have any suckers in this tournament?
Onni: We should.. Like how about Adam Hall?
Zed: Who?
Onni: Adam Hall, y'know, the unnoticed geek in out Literature, War History and Religion classes? Wears big round glasses and reads books about bugs all the time.
Zed: Oh, him. Was he invited?
Joey: The whole school was.
Zed: I guess I'll have to start somewhere.
Onni: Guess so..
(The next morning--- the *Star Tournament*)
Joey: YO! Just a brief announcement, the molasses are fresh out of the oven, I think, so the losers gonna taste good and might burn themselves a bit!
(Joey gets off the platform)
Onni: LET THE DUELS BEGIN!
(Everyone flees around the obstacle course challenging and stuff)
Joey: Yo, McIntosh! I challenge you to a duel!
(CM looks back at Joey)
CM: Wheeler, how bad do you think I am?
Joey: (gets his deck out) Very.
CM: All right, but I go first.
Joey: Fine. I'm gonna win anyway.
(a/n: I probably won't remember all of Joey's cards, so I'm gonna add some of my own in!)
(The duel)
**CM- 3500 LP
**Joey- 3500 LP
CM: All right, I play Air Eater in attack mode and I'll put a card facedown. That's all for now.
Joey: OK. I'll put a monster facedown in defense mode, put these two cards face down and play Mr. Volcano in attack mode!
CM: I activate Sword of the Deep-seated and equip Air Eater with it! For that, Air Eater gains 500 attack points! Now, Air Eater, attack Wheeler's Mr. Volcano!
(Air Eater attacks Mr. Volcano and Mr. Volcano dissolves)
**CM- 3500
**Joey- 3000
(CM smirks)
CM: I guess you're not so good after all!
Joey: Shut your mouth, McIntosh! That was just the beginning, I've got a plan up my sleeve and it's gonna get you big time!
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I can't believe it! I'm actually writing little duels! I used to hate the thought of writing about duels cause I thought it was too hard! I guess it's no after all! Oh yeah, remember, the blue=purple button that says 'Go' is your friend!
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(Friday night, night before the first day of the Star Tournament...)
Zed: Is it too late to back out of this?
Joey: Don't you wanna duel someone?
Zed: I'm just kinda.. Well, freaked out..
Onni: More like chickening out!
Joey: Why are you so scared?
Zed: Everyone I've talked has really good cards and strategies. I barely know anything about duel monsters!
Joey: You watched a few, haven't you?
Zed: One or two.
Joey: Good enough. All you have to do is find a sucker, they're real easy to beat, and from that, you'll duel stronger duelists!
Zed: Do we have any suckers in this tournament?
Onni: We should.. Like how about Adam Hall?
Zed: Who?
Onni: Adam Hall, y'know, the unnoticed geek in out Literature, War History and Religion classes? Wears big round glasses and reads books about bugs all the time.
Zed: Oh, him. Was he invited?
Joey: The whole school was.
Zed: I guess I'll have to start somewhere.
Onni: Guess so..
(The next morning--- the *Star Tournament*)
Joey: YO! Just a brief announcement, the molasses are fresh out of the oven, I think, so the losers gonna taste good and might burn themselves a bit!
(Joey gets off the platform)
Onni: LET THE DUELS BEGIN!
(Everyone flees around the obstacle course challenging and stuff)
Joey: Yo, McIntosh! I challenge you to a duel!
(CM looks back at Joey)
CM: Wheeler, how bad do you think I am?
Joey: (gets his deck out) Very.
CM: All right, but I go first.
Joey: Fine. I'm gonna win anyway.
(a/n: I probably won't remember all of Joey's cards, so I'm gonna add some of my own in!)
(The duel)
**CM- 3500 LP
**Joey- 3500 LP
CM: All right, I play Air Eater in attack mode and I'll put a card facedown. That's all for now.
Joey: OK. I'll put a monster facedown in defense mode, put these two cards face down and play Mr. Volcano in attack mode!
CM: I activate Sword of the Deep-seated and equip Air Eater with it! For that, Air Eater gains 500 attack points! Now, Air Eater, attack Wheeler's Mr. Volcano!
(Air Eater attacks Mr. Volcano and Mr. Volcano dissolves)
**CM- 3500
**Joey- 3000
(CM smirks)
CM: I guess you're not so good after all!
Joey: Shut your mouth, McIntosh! That was just the beginning, I've got a plan up my sleeve and it's gonna get you big time!
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I can't believe it! I'm actually writing little duels! I used to hate the thought of writing about duels cause I thought it was too hard! I guess it's no after all! Oh yeah, remember, the blue=purple button that says 'Go' is your friend!
