OH MY GOD! How long has it been since I updated? I am SO sorry, readers,
very sorry. However, I have very good explanation about why I took so long.
You see, I needed a card guide to find the cards Joey and CM duel with, and
I was gonna write chapter 20 {or was it 19- maybe 21?} the very next day-
BUT I had to return the card guide to the library! So yesterday, I went to
the library and got another guide along with some other books like Freaky
Friday . . . you don't really care, do you? Ok, well here's the story!
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Joey: (in his mind) So what's my super-duper plan anyway?
(Joey draws his card and it's..)
Joey: All right! Now we're cookin'! I play Barrel Dragon in attack mode- but that's not all! I activate one of my face down cards! I activate Black Pendant! (A/N: I know a machine wearing a pendant is kinda stupid, but it makes the monster really strong!) And now, my Barrel Dragon's stronger than your Air Eater by uh..
(Joey counts in his head for a while)
Joey: 400 attack points!
CM: Why don't you go back to first grade, stupid? He's stronger than 500 attack points!
Joey: Shut up, you big meatball! I was subtracting with really big numbers!
CM: (mutters) With zeroes. You're such a wuss.
Joey: I HEARD THAT! Now, Barrel Dragon, attack the big meatball's Air Eater!
(Barrel Dragon hits Air Eater and Air Eater dissolves)
Life Points
Joey- 3000
CM- 3000
CM: We've been brought to a tie-
Joey: But ya field's wide open- for my monster to attack ya! I switch my facedown monster to attack and make face-up! Now, Buster Blader, attack his Life Points directly!
(Buster Blader whacks CM with is sword)
CM: OW!
Joey: (smirks) So, who's the wuss now, Computer Man?
CM: (Evil glare)
Life Points
Joey- 3000
CM- 400
CM: My turn. (Draws a card) Hmm, how worthless. Oh well I can always play this- I play Hyozanryu!
Joey: Hyo- what?
CM: (ignores Joey) I also activate my facedown card- Horn of the Unicorn! Now, Hyozanryu has another horn and it gains 700 attack and defense points! Now, my dragon is stronger than yours! Hyozanryu, attack the cadet's Buster Blader!
(Hyozanryu attacks Buster Blader)
Life Points
Joey- 2800
CM- 400
Joey: I'm still winning!
CM: But your Buster Blader's not here anymore!
Joey: Y'know, I would've thought before I'd said that cos guess what!
CM: What?
Joey: I activate Monster Reborn and I'll bring back my Buster Blader from the Graveyard!
CM: So, I'll just destroy it again!
Joey: Uh-uh, I don't think so. Barrel Dragon, attack Hyo- whatever it's name is!
(Barrel Dragon attacks Hyozanryu and Hyozanryu goes to the Graveyard)
Life Points
Joey- 2800
CM- 100
Joey: Oh, wow. Look- your field's wide open . . . for my Buster Blader to attack you!
CM: You wouldn't- you can't!
Joey: I can and I will! Buster Blader, attack the Computer Man's life points directly!
CM: NO! I couldn't have lost! This is a nightmare! I lost to a stupid little cadet!
(Buster Blader whacks CM with his sword for the second time)
Joey: (claps his hands in the 'that-was-too-easy' way) That was excessively easy. How long did it take- ten minutes? Y'know, I've seen duels that take up four whole episodes!
CM: What?
Joey: Wha?
CM: You said four whole episodes- what's that supposed to mean?
Joey: Of course I did- I mean, I didn't! I said four whole hours! Maybe you're just deaf. Now, I think there's something you have to say.
CM: Uh . . .
Joey: (Checks his watch and taps his foot) I'm waiting.
CM: Ok, ok. I had no right to pick on you like that and . . .
Joey: Say that you're a big ugly meatball- to the entire school!
CM: Do I have to?
Joey: Or should I say it? Along with some deep, dark secrets- after all, I read the permanent records- my dad is the commander.
CM: Alright. (takes a deep breath) I'M A BIG UGLY MEATBALL!
Joey: Again.
CM: But-
Joey: Should I?
CM: How many times?
Joey: until you get everyone's attention.
CM: Aw man! (Gulps and shouts to the world) I'M A BIG UGLY MEATBALL! I'M A BIG UGLY MEATBALL! I'M A BIG UGLY MEATBALL! I'M A BIG UBLY MEATBALL! I'M A BIG UGLY MEATBALL! I'M- A- BIG- UGLY- MEAT- BALL!
(All the participants finally get his attention and they burst into laughter)
(Joey beckons to Onni and Zed)
Onni: Congrats, buddy.
Zed: Yeah. Great job.
Joey: We're not done yet. We still have to take him to the Slimerator 3000!
CM: What's that supposed to be!?
Onni: Did you read the rulebook?
Zed: The Slimerator 3000's our sliming machine- and you're our first victim!
Joey: Get 'em boys!
CM: No, please! You can't!
(In front of the Periwinkle Panthers' house)
Zed: Just keep quiet, this won't hurt a bit.
Onni: Zed, you're making it sound like we're giving him a shot!
Zed: We are aren't we?
Joey: No. We're sliming him with maple syrup!
Onni: Count down!
JOZ: Three . . . two. . . one!
(Slimerator 3000 slimes CM in three bug buckets of maple syrup)
Onni: I'd take a shower right now if I were you. It's gonna take three whole bottles of shampoo to get that syrup out of your hair.
Zed: If he has any!
(JOZ laugh)
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I think this chapter was a little bit longer than the others were. Ah well, at least a lot more happened this time!
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Joey: (in his mind) So what's my super-duper plan anyway?
(Joey draws his card and it's..)
Joey: All right! Now we're cookin'! I play Barrel Dragon in attack mode- but that's not all! I activate one of my face down cards! I activate Black Pendant! (A/N: I know a machine wearing a pendant is kinda stupid, but it makes the monster really strong!) And now, my Barrel Dragon's stronger than your Air Eater by uh..
(Joey counts in his head for a while)
Joey: 400 attack points!
CM: Why don't you go back to first grade, stupid? He's stronger than 500 attack points!
Joey: Shut up, you big meatball! I was subtracting with really big numbers!
CM: (mutters) With zeroes. You're such a wuss.
Joey: I HEARD THAT! Now, Barrel Dragon, attack the big meatball's Air Eater!
(Barrel Dragon hits Air Eater and Air Eater dissolves)
Life Points
Joey- 3000
CM- 3000
CM: We've been brought to a tie-
Joey: But ya field's wide open- for my monster to attack ya! I switch my facedown monster to attack and make face-up! Now, Buster Blader, attack his Life Points directly!
(Buster Blader whacks CM with is sword)
CM: OW!
Joey: (smirks) So, who's the wuss now, Computer Man?
CM: (Evil glare)
Life Points
Joey- 3000
CM- 400
CM: My turn. (Draws a card) Hmm, how worthless. Oh well I can always play this- I play Hyozanryu!
Joey: Hyo- what?
CM: (ignores Joey) I also activate my facedown card- Horn of the Unicorn! Now, Hyozanryu has another horn and it gains 700 attack and defense points! Now, my dragon is stronger than yours! Hyozanryu, attack the cadet's Buster Blader!
(Hyozanryu attacks Buster Blader)
Life Points
Joey- 2800
CM- 400
Joey: I'm still winning!
CM: But your Buster Blader's not here anymore!
Joey: Y'know, I would've thought before I'd said that cos guess what!
CM: What?
Joey: I activate Monster Reborn and I'll bring back my Buster Blader from the Graveyard!
CM: So, I'll just destroy it again!
Joey: Uh-uh, I don't think so. Barrel Dragon, attack Hyo- whatever it's name is!
(Barrel Dragon attacks Hyozanryu and Hyozanryu goes to the Graveyard)
Life Points
Joey- 2800
CM- 100
Joey: Oh, wow. Look- your field's wide open . . . for my Buster Blader to attack you!
CM: You wouldn't- you can't!
Joey: I can and I will! Buster Blader, attack the Computer Man's life points directly!
CM: NO! I couldn't have lost! This is a nightmare! I lost to a stupid little cadet!
(Buster Blader whacks CM with his sword for the second time)
Joey: (claps his hands in the 'that-was-too-easy' way) That was excessively easy. How long did it take- ten minutes? Y'know, I've seen duels that take up four whole episodes!
CM: What?
Joey: Wha?
CM: You said four whole episodes- what's that supposed to mean?
Joey: Of course I did- I mean, I didn't! I said four whole hours! Maybe you're just deaf. Now, I think there's something you have to say.
CM: Uh . . .
Joey: (Checks his watch and taps his foot) I'm waiting.
CM: Ok, ok. I had no right to pick on you like that and . . .
Joey: Say that you're a big ugly meatball- to the entire school!
CM: Do I have to?
Joey: Or should I say it? Along with some deep, dark secrets- after all, I read the permanent records- my dad is the commander.
CM: Alright. (takes a deep breath) I'M A BIG UGLY MEATBALL!
Joey: Again.
CM: But-
Joey: Should I?
CM: How many times?
Joey: until you get everyone's attention.
CM: Aw man! (Gulps and shouts to the world) I'M A BIG UGLY MEATBALL! I'M A BIG UGLY MEATBALL! I'M A BIG UGLY MEATBALL! I'M A BIG UBLY MEATBALL! I'M A BIG UGLY MEATBALL! I'M- A- BIG- UGLY- MEAT- BALL!
(All the participants finally get his attention and they burst into laughter)
(Joey beckons to Onni and Zed)
Onni: Congrats, buddy.
Zed: Yeah. Great job.
Joey: We're not done yet. We still have to take him to the Slimerator 3000!
CM: What's that supposed to be!?
Onni: Did you read the rulebook?
Zed: The Slimerator 3000's our sliming machine- and you're our first victim!
Joey: Get 'em boys!
CM: No, please! You can't!
(In front of the Periwinkle Panthers' house)
Zed: Just keep quiet, this won't hurt a bit.
Onni: Zed, you're making it sound like we're giving him a shot!
Zed: We are aren't we?
Joey: No. We're sliming him with maple syrup!
Onni: Count down!
JOZ: Three . . . two. . . one!
(Slimerator 3000 slimes CM in three bug buckets of maple syrup)
Onni: I'd take a shower right now if I were you. It's gonna take three whole bottles of shampoo to get that syrup out of your hair.
Zed: If he has any!
(JOZ laugh)
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I think this chapter was a little bit longer than the others were. Ah well, at least a lot more happened this time!