I am very sorry! Let's settle it, I'm gonna update on this every week; it
might change! O, you guys didn't review the last chapter. Man, that really
hurts y'know?
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Joey: Must've been. Aw man, why couldn't you just dump him by e-mail or IM? Or just two-time? Now me and Zed-
Zed: You mean Zed and I.
Joey: Whatever. We two have to deal with Onni. You do know he's a sensitive little runt, right?
(Onni somehow overhears)
Onni: (fiery with anger- yelling) I AM NOT A RUNT! AND I'M NOT LITTLE! IN ADDITION, I'M NOT SENSITIVE!
Joey: (yells back) IT MY FAULT YOU'RE SHORTER THAN ME AND ZED?
Zed: There he goes again. (Mutters) No wonder he's so clueless in everything.
Joey: AND THAT YOU'RE SO SENSITIVE AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S A TWO-TIMER!?
Katherine: HEY!
Onni: SHE'S NOT MY GIRLFRIEND!
Elizabeth: HEY! Cut it out, will ya?
Joey: Why don't you tell your sister's boyfriend to?
Onni: SHE- IS- NOT- MY- GIRLFRIEND!
(Commander Wheeler comes to see "wassup")
CW: Joseph, what's all the yelling about?
(Joey tries to speak but Zed has something to say)
Zed: Dude, I didn't know your name was Joseph. You know what this means?
Joey: No. Is it supposed to mean something?
Zed: Yeah! You have to breakup with Ciara!
Joey: Say what!?
Zed: Yeah! 'cos you're Joseph, so you have to marry someone named Mary. Then, you have to name your kid Jesus . . . if it's a girl, you should name it Jesusa.
Joey: Said who?
Zed: Said God!
Joey: Did not! God isn't stupid! Just because I don't go to church doesn't mean I don't read the Bible!
Zed: (stares at Joey in amazement) You're actually reading a book without pictures in it? With teeny-tiny writing?
Joey: Yeah! Wait . . . who told you I only read picture books?
Zed: Onni did.
Joey: That little *beep-beep*! Why I oughta!
CW: JOEY!? That's enough! What's going on?
Joey: Nothing, Dad.
CW: (Stares at Joey)
Joey: I mean, sir. Nothing, sir.
CW: Really? So what's the shout about runts and two-timers?
Joey: (acting stupid) Huh? What're runts?
CW: Someone like Yogi.
Joey, Zed, and Elizabeth: Huh?
CW: You know, Joseph, Yogi Motor.
Joey: Who?
CW: That little porcupine boy. You know, the one who dresses like he's partly a Goth.
Joey: (rolls his eyes) Ugh, Dad. That's Yugi! And you are SO lucky he's not here right now. He hates the name Yogi just as much as he hates mean people and bullies!
(Someone taps Joey on the shoulder) (Joey looks around and it's . . .)
Yugi: Jo, I was here the whole time.
Joey: Dad, you're in trouble. 'Cos his big, bully half is gonna come out and beat and humiliate you in a duel.
Yugi: It's all right, Commander Wheeler. Just remember, it's Yugi, not Yogi. My mom never saw that cartoon.
CW: My bad. But you know, I would like to duel you, if it's possible.
Yugi: Totally! But I must warn you, Commander, I won't go easy on you because you're my best friend's dad.
Joey: Shucks, Yugi. No need. Beat 'em in five seconds if you need to. Just defeat him!
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How's that? I'm done with this chapter! Now, make sure you review, and if I get a review from at least one very nice person, all of my readers get a Christmas present from me! It'll be another chapter this week!
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Joey: Must've been. Aw man, why couldn't you just dump him by e-mail or IM? Or just two-time? Now me and Zed-
Zed: You mean Zed and I.
Joey: Whatever. We two have to deal with Onni. You do know he's a sensitive little runt, right?
(Onni somehow overhears)
Onni: (fiery with anger- yelling) I AM NOT A RUNT! AND I'M NOT LITTLE! IN ADDITION, I'M NOT SENSITIVE!
Joey: (yells back) IT MY FAULT YOU'RE SHORTER THAN ME AND ZED?
Zed: There he goes again. (Mutters) No wonder he's so clueless in everything.
Joey: AND THAT YOU'RE SO SENSITIVE AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S A TWO-TIMER!?
Katherine: HEY!
Onni: SHE'S NOT MY GIRLFRIEND!
Elizabeth: HEY! Cut it out, will ya?
Joey: Why don't you tell your sister's boyfriend to?
Onni: SHE- IS- NOT- MY- GIRLFRIEND!
(Commander Wheeler comes to see "wassup")
CW: Joseph, what's all the yelling about?
(Joey tries to speak but Zed has something to say)
Zed: Dude, I didn't know your name was Joseph. You know what this means?
Joey: No. Is it supposed to mean something?
Zed: Yeah! You have to breakup with Ciara!
Joey: Say what!?
Zed: Yeah! 'cos you're Joseph, so you have to marry someone named Mary. Then, you have to name your kid Jesus . . . if it's a girl, you should name it Jesusa.
Joey: Said who?
Zed: Said God!
Joey: Did not! God isn't stupid! Just because I don't go to church doesn't mean I don't read the Bible!
Zed: (stares at Joey in amazement) You're actually reading a book without pictures in it? With teeny-tiny writing?
Joey: Yeah! Wait . . . who told you I only read picture books?
Zed: Onni did.
Joey: That little *beep-beep*! Why I oughta!
CW: JOEY!? That's enough! What's going on?
Joey: Nothing, Dad.
CW: (Stares at Joey)
Joey: I mean, sir. Nothing, sir.
CW: Really? So what's the shout about runts and two-timers?
Joey: (acting stupid) Huh? What're runts?
CW: Someone like Yogi.
Joey, Zed, and Elizabeth: Huh?
CW: You know, Joseph, Yogi Motor.
Joey: Who?
CW: That little porcupine boy. You know, the one who dresses like he's partly a Goth.
Joey: (rolls his eyes) Ugh, Dad. That's Yugi! And you are SO lucky he's not here right now. He hates the name Yogi just as much as he hates mean people and bullies!
(Someone taps Joey on the shoulder) (Joey looks around and it's . . .)
Yugi: Jo, I was here the whole time.
Joey: Dad, you're in trouble. 'Cos his big, bully half is gonna come out and beat and humiliate you in a duel.
Yugi: It's all right, Commander Wheeler. Just remember, it's Yugi, not Yogi. My mom never saw that cartoon.
CW: My bad. But you know, I would like to duel you, if it's possible.
Yugi: Totally! But I must warn you, Commander, I won't go easy on you because you're my best friend's dad.
Joey: Shucks, Yugi. No need. Beat 'em in five seconds if you need to. Just defeat him!
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How's that? I'm done with this chapter! Now, make sure you review, and if I get a review from at least one very nice person, all of my readers get a Christmas present from me! It'll be another chapter this week!