I am SO sorry about the LONG delay! You can hate me if you like, just don't hate my story. Well, here it is now- I'm updating this story about every {other} week.

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Yugi: Y'know, Commander Wheeler, I'm having second thoughts about this. We don't have to duel. I mean, I'm really good- not brag or anything.

Joey: Oh please do. There's gotta be somethin' my Dad sucks at.

Zed: Now that's something to see- Commander Wheeler vs. Yugi Motou!

Commander Wheeler: Or maybe you're just scared Yugi?

Yugi: (stammering) Me? No way- uh-uh! Not me! I'm the best of the best!

Zed: More like best of the short people!

(Yugi glares at Zed)

Yugi: I challenge you after I defeat CW.

Zed: Not me! I can't tolerate humiliation- especially from you!

Yugi: You're scared! How about I challenge you first?

Zed: Aw, c'mon man. Don't you think you're making a big deal over a little joke?

(Yugi changes into Yami)

Yami: A little joke? I don't think so!

Zed: Dude, what happened to you? You're, like, taller-

Elizabeth: Ooh, and so good-looking!

Yami: (blushes)

Joey: Sucks- that's not Yugi that's-

(Yami punches Joey's arm)

Joey: OW! What was that for!?

(Yami gives J a cold stare as if in "Don't tell them anything about the Puzzle!")

Joey: Yugi's big brother, Jay Jay.

Yami: (thinking) He's been watching too much Jay Jay the Jet Plane!

Zed: Hey man, what's up, Jay Jay?

Elizabeth: (dreamy) Wow! Jay Jay! A cute name for a cute guy!

Katherine: Wait, if that's Jay Jay- where's Yugi?

Joey: He's um--- (checks his watch) Oh, look, Jay Jay! It's 1:04! Isn't Yugi's naptime?

Yugi: (in his soul room) WHAT!? He's making me sound like a big baby!

Yami {a.k.a. Jay Jay}: Yes, it is, Joey.

Zed: Wait a minute; shouldn't Yugi tell us if he's gonna go take a nap?

Joey: Zed- what kinda wuss tells people about their naptimes? Lemme guess-- you!

Zed: Excuse me? I quit taking naps when I was 3!

Joey: Oh- sure you did . y'know I met Mr. Blankie yesterday. You should cut his mustache off!

(Z widens his eyes)

Zed: Who told you about Mr. Blank- I mean- who's Mr. Blankie?

Joey: Oh, c'mon- I found 'em under your pillow. And I didn't know he was pink!

(Z turns red)

Zed: (cough, cough) I have no idea what you're talking about; you're obviously crazy.

(J reaches into his pocket and gets out a raggedy pink rag)

Joey: (holds the pink rag to Zed's face) I'm crazy, am I?

Zed: (speechless at first) Um- that's not mine, I think it's Dory's- Mum must've gotten mixed up.

Joey: I thought you said Dory hated the colour pink? I thought she couldn't stand pink!

Zed: Oh, my bad- it's Duke's! Y'know he's a little wussy boy!

Joey: Oh sure, he is Zed. We believe ya- right Jay Jay (winks at Yami).

Yami: Um- yes- of course . I mean I think we do--- I don't know!

Joey: Hey Jay Jay, you remember the story about the Tristan who lied about his report card?

Yami: Tristan who-

(Joey nudges "J.J." in the ribs and then gives a cold stare at Yami)

Yami: Oh- yes, Joey- I remember! (turns to Joey and grins)

Joey: It was sad. He lied about his report card and a voice kept haunting him and it said, "Give Melvin the proper report card!" Finally, Tristan broke down on Friday the 13th. It was horrible . gee, J.J., I hope no one we know ends up like that, do you?

J.J.: No, I hope not.

(J and Y turn to Z)

Zed: (breaks down) OKAY, OKAY! I ADMIT IT! I OWN MR. BLANKIE! I've had 'em since I've been born. He's my best buddy!

(Everyone else, but CW, burst out laughing hysterically)

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Well there's your chapter- and I'm so sorry it took so long to upload. I just get so bust with other things! So, for this story, check back about every other week. Esta bien?