This is my first fic....i hope you like it

"I am the DARKNESS!!" exclaimed Bakura as he faded away. He had lost a Yami no Game (game of darkness) to Yami Malik, and unfortanely, he was to disappear forever as the penalty. Malik got Ra onto the field and used the special ability ONE TURN KILL to dystroy the rest of Bakura's life points, as well as his spirit. Or so he thought. Bakura had previously placed a part of himself within a piece of the Millenium Puzzle, so he could always be with it, but in this case, it saved his life, for he now had a place for his spirit to reside in.

"Uh...i feel like i've been hit by a rampaging camel....where in Ra's name am I?!" Bakura had woken up in a room made of stone. The walls were decorated woth hyroglyphics and pillars were scattered around the room. There was no furniture. He slowly got up to examine his surroundings that strongly reminded him of a tomb....

"What happened? Let's seee now, first of all I lost to that schizophrenic Pharaoh. Then I had a battle with my former partner's dark half....Oh NO!" Bakura just realized that he lost his battle to Malik. "Am i really that bad at dueling? I haven't won a battle ever since i got out of my ring....speaking of which, where is my ring? Malik must have claimed it as a prize...but if my ring is his, then where am I?" Bakura got up and began walking around the room, hoping to find an exit. He then heard a growl in the corner of the room.

"What the bloody hell?" When suddenly a giant fuzzball shot out a thim

"GAAAHHHHH!!!" Bakura darted around the room but the giant Kuriboh would not leave him alone!

"That's it!" he said while pulling out his deck. "I summon the man-eater bug!" Nothing happened.

"Blasts! Whithout the ring, my powers are gone!" He conttinued running until he finally came across a door. "Thank Ra!" he yelled before darting through and slamming the door on the Kuriboh. After entering the door, he he realized Kuribohs explode when they hit something.

"Oh fu-"

KA-BOOOM!!!!

~

Meanwhile, Battle City had ended. Of course the winner was Yugi Moto. Also, Yami Malik was gone and Malik, Isis, and Rishid were now friends with Yugi. After saying goodbye, Malik gave Yugi his Rod as well as the Millenium Ring.

"Well, that was fun but I think its time to eat now! I'm starving!" Joey Wheeler(it's easier to write their american names), Yugi's best friend, darted down the street towards the nearest food establishment.

"Hey Joey, wait up!" Yelled Yugi's other friend and secret crush Tea Gardner as she and Tristin chased after him. Yugi just laughed at there antics but then realized he was now by himself.

"WAIT FOR ME!!!"

Out of breath, Yugi found them inside a Burger World. As he sat down next to Anzu, a waitress came up to their table.

"WELCOME TO BURGER WORLD!!" she said in a bit-too-cheery voice. "WHAT CAN I GET YOU ALL TODAY??"

O_o

O_o

O_o

"Well, if none of you are gonna order, then ill go first. Ill take three triple cheeseburger, 3 large fries, and a coke."

"Wow Joey!, can you really eat that much?" Asked Yugi.

"Yea, no problem, but I'll probably need dessert afterwards....it may not be enough."

"...."

"HOW ABOUT YOU THEN?" They all jumped at the sound of the waitress' voice.

"I'll just have some chicken nuggets..." said Yugi.

"A hamburger and soda please" requested Tea.

"How about your phone number?" asked Tristin, puffing his chest out.

"O_O'.....ok, I'll be back with your food shortly." she said and ran off.

"Shot down again, eh buddy?"

"Don't talk to me."

Everybody laughed but suddenlyYugi stopped. He was silent for about 10 minutes before Tea noticed this.

"Yugi, are you alright?"

"What? Oh yea Im fine...." That was a lie. Yami just informed Yugi that he felt a familiar evil presence close by, and warned Yugi to be careful.

{What do you think it is Yami?}

(I'm not sure, but it feels like Bakura might be back)

{How is that possible? We have the ring, and also Malik told us his Dark side got rid of him.}

(I know, but still, stay aware of your surroundings aibou.)

There food was delivered to them but it was a different waitress who brought it to them.

"Hehe...looks like Tristin got rid of our last one" Jounouchi laughed while scarfing down his first burger.

"Shut up puppy"

"Damn it! Dont call me that!!" Joey then proceded to lunge at Tristin.

Yugi and Tea: O_o'

While Joey and Tristin wrestled, Yugi told Tea about what Yami said about Bakura.

"NOT him again! I HATE him so much!!"

"Um...you've barely encountered him." reminded Yugi.

"Oh yea....but still, he did spread all those rumors about me being a man then getting a sex change."

"Um....right...." Joey and Tristin had stopped fighting after Tea gave that new piece of information.

"....."

"....."

"....."

"I WAS NEVER A MAN!!!"

"HAHA, You could have fooled me." said Joey nonchalantly.

"Damn Puppy dog..."

"I'm right here you know!"

~

Bakura laughed. The Kuriboh's blast had blown up the door, but by then he had run away. Now, he was just listening to Yugi and his friends and laughing at their foolishness.

"How can i hear them though when they are no where near me though?" he thought. Then, the truth slowly dawned on him.....he was now in the Millenium Puzzle.

"Oh great, this is just bloody perfect!!"

Well, thats the end of chapter one. i know it's not very funny but still....please review ^_^