Well, THIS can't be good!
Touya sighed. He looked for his little black phonebook. He flipped through it. "Come on, come on! I KNOW I put it in here. Where did it go? There it is! Eriol The Creep." (As you can tell, this really IS Touya's little black book. 0_0, that sounds weird.) He dialed the phone as Yue pulled on some of his bangs. "Hello?" A voice said. "Ow! Yue don't! Creep, is that you? PLEASE say that that's you!" Eriol, over in England, was surprised by the desperate tone in Touya's voice. "Yeah, It's me. What's wrong, I sensed a disturbance in the force, young Padawan." Touya had an obsession with Star Wars; it must be a Clow Reed Descendent thing that only affected males because Shaoran Li was the same way, and Fujitaka and Eriol constantly used Star Wars References. "O Wise Creepy Part of my Father's soul, Get your butt back to Tomoeda because YUE'S A FLIPPING CHIBI!" He screamed. In England, the force of the shout made Eriol fall out of the Throne of Evil, which seems silly to me. He adjusted his glasses. "Yue's a Chibi? How.." Eriol started to ask, but was cut off. "Do I SOUND like I know HOW in the world it happened? This morning the Force was disturbed, then the Stuffed animal made me do a Tarot Reading, then he Call Yuki and YUE'S A FLIPPING CHIBI! Now I'M stuck taking care of him and I DON'T KNOW HOW!" He screamed. Yue, who was sitting on his lap staring at the funny angry man, began crying. "Yue, don't cry Yue! I didn't mean to yell! See, No more yelling." Touya said quickly, temporarily forgetting the long distance call to England. Suddenly, Eriol's voice boomed through the phone. Only, it wasn't Eriol's voice, It was deeper and older and wiser. "DON'T MAKE MY YUE CRY!" Clow Reed yelled through Eriol. Yue stopped crying immediately and looked at the phone in wonder and confusion. Touya blinked at the phone. "Oh, Right! So like I was ranting. How am I supposed to take care of Yue? I.I can't take care of little kids anymore." Touya said. "Well, just keep an eye on him and make sure. OH! You can use The Glow card to distract him if he gets fussy. If you explain to the cards and ask nicely they'll help. That's all I can think of, except that he likes chocolate. A LOT." "Thanks Eriol. That'll help a lot. Bye." "Bye. We'll be on our way back there today, expect us to be there early tomorrow." "Well, alright. I guess. See you then. And could you leave Akizuki there?" He asked before hanging up. Eriol laughed. Touya looked down at Yue. "Well, What do you want to do?" Touya asked. Yue looked up at him and bopped his nose. "Can't hit a kid, Can't hit a kid. You'll have your revenge when he's grown up again." He chanted as a mantra while he took Yue to the kitchen. "Chocolate..Chocolate..Well, there's Dad's Alcoholic chocolate, not for Yue. Um...Here! Brownie Mix. This should be good. Now I just have to make them." There was a THUD. He turned around to see that Yue had pulled down a container of Powdered Sugar. HOW he had managed that without seemingly moving a millimeter was beyond Touya's comprehension. "How you manage to cause trouble when you can't even talk." Touya muttered. "Hey Sponge Toy! Care to help? Get Yue a bath with those cards or something!" Touya called. The lion plodded in and blinked. "How did he do THAT?" He asked. "I don't know. Can he move stuff with his mind?" Keroberos blinked. "Well Yeah." Touya face-faulted. "Right. Go get him a bath while I make brownies. OK?" Touya asked, actually ordered, as he put on the frilly pink apron on. Keroberos grinned at him, if lions CAN grin. Tough guy Touya in a Pink apron. "THIS." Touya said, "Is not to leave you mouth ever again." Keroberos sighed. Why was he taking orders from Sakura's bratty Oniichan, It's not like He's The Master
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Now it's time for LEAVE IT TO NAKURU AKITZUKI!
Well today, we have nothing to cover, so we're just going to go straight to....
KERO-CHAN CHECK!
Here's a look at all the weird words and Phrases Nakuru uses!
Star Wars: A movie by George Lucas that NAKURU DOES NOT OWN!
Padawan: A jedi in training, learning under a Master of the Force.
A disturbance in the force: A term used for when something odd happens. Or when you feel like something's happened, I.E Hell Freezing over.
Akizuki: The Last name of Ruby Moon's False form. Nakuru Akitzuki, the Author, spoofs her name and adds a T.
Touya sighed. He looked for his little black phonebook. He flipped through it. "Come on, come on! I KNOW I put it in here. Where did it go? There it is! Eriol The Creep." (As you can tell, this really IS Touya's little black book. 0_0, that sounds weird.) He dialed the phone as Yue pulled on some of his bangs. "Hello?" A voice said. "Ow! Yue don't! Creep, is that you? PLEASE say that that's you!" Eriol, over in England, was surprised by the desperate tone in Touya's voice. "Yeah, It's me. What's wrong, I sensed a disturbance in the force, young Padawan." Touya had an obsession with Star Wars; it must be a Clow Reed Descendent thing that only affected males because Shaoran Li was the same way, and Fujitaka and Eriol constantly used Star Wars References. "O Wise Creepy Part of my Father's soul, Get your butt back to Tomoeda because YUE'S A FLIPPING CHIBI!" He screamed. In England, the force of the shout made Eriol fall out of the Throne of Evil, which seems silly to me. He adjusted his glasses. "Yue's a Chibi? How.." Eriol started to ask, but was cut off. "Do I SOUND like I know HOW in the world it happened? This morning the Force was disturbed, then the Stuffed animal made me do a Tarot Reading, then he Call Yuki and YUE'S A FLIPPING CHIBI! Now I'M stuck taking care of him and I DON'T KNOW HOW!" He screamed. Yue, who was sitting on his lap staring at the funny angry man, began crying. "Yue, don't cry Yue! I didn't mean to yell! See, No more yelling." Touya said quickly, temporarily forgetting the long distance call to England. Suddenly, Eriol's voice boomed through the phone. Only, it wasn't Eriol's voice, It was deeper and older and wiser. "DON'T MAKE MY YUE CRY!" Clow Reed yelled through Eriol. Yue stopped crying immediately and looked at the phone in wonder and confusion. Touya blinked at the phone. "Oh, Right! So like I was ranting. How am I supposed to take care of Yue? I.I can't take care of little kids anymore." Touya said. "Well, just keep an eye on him and make sure. OH! You can use The Glow card to distract him if he gets fussy. If you explain to the cards and ask nicely they'll help. That's all I can think of, except that he likes chocolate. A LOT." "Thanks Eriol. That'll help a lot. Bye." "Bye. We'll be on our way back there today, expect us to be there early tomorrow." "Well, alright. I guess. See you then. And could you leave Akizuki there?" He asked before hanging up. Eriol laughed. Touya looked down at Yue. "Well, What do you want to do?" Touya asked. Yue looked up at him and bopped his nose. "Can't hit a kid, Can't hit a kid. You'll have your revenge when he's grown up again." He chanted as a mantra while he took Yue to the kitchen. "Chocolate..Chocolate..Well, there's Dad's Alcoholic chocolate, not for Yue. Um...Here! Brownie Mix. This should be good. Now I just have to make them." There was a THUD. He turned around to see that Yue had pulled down a container of Powdered Sugar. HOW he had managed that without seemingly moving a millimeter was beyond Touya's comprehension. "How you manage to cause trouble when you can't even talk." Touya muttered. "Hey Sponge Toy! Care to help? Get Yue a bath with those cards or something!" Touya called. The lion plodded in and blinked. "How did he do THAT?" He asked. "I don't know. Can he move stuff with his mind?" Keroberos blinked. "Well Yeah." Touya face-faulted. "Right. Go get him a bath while I make brownies. OK?" Touya asked, actually ordered, as he put on the frilly pink apron on. Keroberos grinned at him, if lions CAN grin. Tough guy Touya in a Pink apron. "THIS." Touya said, "Is not to leave you mouth ever again." Keroberos sighed. Why was he taking orders from Sakura's bratty Oniichan, It's not like He's The Master
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Now it's time for LEAVE IT TO NAKURU AKITZUKI!
Well today, we have nothing to cover, so we're just going to go straight to....
KERO-CHAN CHECK!
Here's a look at all the weird words and Phrases Nakuru uses!
Star Wars: A movie by George Lucas that NAKURU DOES NOT OWN!
Padawan: A jedi in training, learning under a Master of the Force.
A disturbance in the force: A term used for when something odd happens. Or when you feel like something's happened, I.E Hell Freezing over.
Akizuki: The Last name of Ruby Moon's False form. Nakuru Akitzuki, the Author, spoofs her name and adds a T.