WOOHOO! I UPDATED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Zed: Aw, c'mon! I'll give ya five bucks!
Joey: Nope.
Zed: 10?
Joey: I can make that much mowing two lawns. Not taking it.
Zed: Fifteen dollars!
Onni: Stupid, don't pay him to tell you a secret!
Zed: *is in Obsession mode* Secrets! Must know secrets!
Onni: Will you PLEASE get over yourself! You don't go to Fossil Ridge High School anymore!
Joey: Obviously, Onni. Where've you been?
Onni: You don't get it, Joe. Zed was the gossip columnist back at Fossil Ridge! He knew every single secret and rumour to ever be told by a Fossil Ridge student!
*Chibi Zed whacks Chibi Onni with a not-so-Chibi hammer*
Chibi Onni: Ow! *starts whining* What'd you hit me for!?
Chibi Zed: Genius! I thought I told you that was a secret!
Chibi Onni: (still a little whiny) But what's wrong with telling Joey? He's not gonna tell CNN or anything!
Chibi Joey: So what if I do?
*Chibi Zed whacks Chibi Joey with the not-so-Chibi hammer*
*Chibi Joey starts crying*
Chibi Zed: You better not!
*And for some reason Chibi Zed starts crying too*
(A/N: Ain't that just ADORABLE to imagine? Three little kawaii Chibis sitting there and crying! AWWWWW!)
(Breakfast the next morning)
Joey: Zed, were you really the gossip columnist back in Fossil Ridge? Isn't that a girl's job?
Zed: Joey, I really value my neck. Do you value yours?
Joey: Yeah. Why?
Zed: I thought so. Now I suggest you shut up before I wring it. (coolly sips his orange juice)
(ping!) (Zed slams his orange juice glass on the table)
Onni: Hey, Joey! Hi, Zed!
Joey: Hey Onni!
Zed: Hi Darren.
Joey: Who's Darren?
Onni: Darren's my first name.
Joey: So where does Onni fit in?
Onni: You ever hear of 'middle names'?
Joey: I don't have one.
Onni: Sure you do. Don't you know it?
Joey: I dunno. My mom always called me Joseph, and my dad always called me Soldier.
Zed: So you're telling me you don't have a middle name? (gasps) Ohmigod! That means you don't have a full name! How're you gonna get your driver's license!?
Joey: (eyes widen) Ohmigod, Zed, you're right! What is my middle name?
Onni: Why don't we ask your dad?
Zed: Hey! Commander Wheeler! Over here- (Joeys puts his hand over Zed's mouth)
Joey: Shut up! My dad doesn't know my middle name. He's called me Soldier for so long I doubt he even remembers my first and last names are Joey Wheeler.
Onni: That's horrible...
Zed: I know! We can look at your birth certificate!
Onni: His birth certificate's at home, genius.
Zed: No, Einstein, the school has to have a copy of your birth certificate.
Joey: Why would you need a birth certificate.
Zed: (scratches his head in thought) Hmm.... Hold on, lemme think... Oh yeah! So they know that you're a real human. They have to make sure you're not from Mars or something.
Onni: Why?
Zed: God, why am I going over this? So it's confirmed that you're not taking our strategies to Pluto or something.
Onni: Oh, that makes sense.
Joey: Why don't we go find my birth certificate during lunch?
Onni: OK.
(Lunchtime... dun-dun-dun!)
Zed: Walters, Watson, Wheaton, Wheeler... found it!
Joey: Lemme see! Let's see... Wheeler, Amy; Wheeler, Annabelle; Wheeler, Cora; Wheeler, Gary; Wheeler, Joseph!
Zed: All right! Now what?
Onni: Open the file!
Joey: Oh, right! (opens the file) Ok... hmm... (a minute after looking thru the papers) it's not there.
Onni: What!? Let me see!) (grabs the papers and searches) Joey- you're right! It's not there!
Zed: Let me see! (he looks also) It's not there!
Onni: Do you realize what this means?
Joey: What?
Onni: (loud whisper) Joey's an alien! He's from Saturn!
Joey: Ohmigod! I'm an alien...! Wait! Why do I have to be from Saturn? I wanna be from Mars!
Onni: Well you're a Capricorn aren't you?
Joey: Yeah.
Onni: So you must be from Saturn!
Joey: Man! I like Mars better!
Onni: Hey, where's Zed?
(JO look around)
{Then they find a note, which says:
Joey! You will be eliminated!
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REVIEW! REVIEW! REVIEW! REVIEW! REVIEW! REVIEW! REVIEW! REVIEW! REVIEW! REVIEW! REVIEW! REVIEW! REVIEW! REVIEW! REVIEW! REVIEW! Joey: God, there she goes again- talking like Mink!
Zed: Aw, c'mon! I'll give ya five bucks!
Joey: Nope.
Zed: 10?
Joey: I can make that much mowing two lawns. Not taking it.
Zed: Fifteen dollars!
Onni: Stupid, don't pay him to tell you a secret!
Zed: *is in Obsession mode* Secrets! Must know secrets!
Onni: Will you PLEASE get over yourself! You don't go to Fossil Ridge High School anymore!
Joey: Obviously, Onni. Where've you been?
Onni: You don't get it, Joe. Zed was the gossip columnist back at Fossil Ridge! He knew every single secret and rumour to ever be told by a Fossil Ridge student!
*Chibi Zed whacks Chibi Onni with a not-so-Chibi hammer*
Chibi Onni: Ow! *starts whining* What'd you hit me for!?
Chibi Zed: Genius! I thought I told you that was a secret!
Chibi Onni: (still a little whiny) But what's wrong with telling Joey? He's not gonna tell CNN or anything!
Chibi Joey: So what if I do?
*Chibi Zed whacks Chibi Joey with the not-so-Chibi hammer*
*Chibi Joey starts crying*
Chibi Zed: You better not!
*And for some reason Chibi Zed starts crying too*
(A/N: Ain't that just ADORABLE to imagine? Three little kawaii Chibis sitting there and crying! AWWWWW!)
(Breakfast the next morning)
Joey: Zed, were you really the gossip columnist back in Fossil Ridge? Isn't that a girl's job?
Zed: Joey, I really value my neck. Do you value yours?
Joey: Yeah. Why?
Zed: I thought so. Now I suggest you shut up before I wring it. (coolly sips his orange juice)
(ping!) (Zed slams his orange juice glass on the table)
Onni: Hey, Joey! Hi, Zed!
Joey: Hey Onni!
Zed: Hi Darren.
Joey: Who's Darren?
Onni: Darren's my first name.
Joey: So where does Onni fit in?
Onni: You ever hear of 'middle names'?
Joey: I don't have one.
Onni: Sure you do. Don't you know it?
Joey: I dunno. My mom always called me Joseph, and my dad always called me Soldier.
Zed: So you're telling me you don't have a middle name? (gasps) Ohmigod! That means you don't have a full name! How're you gonna get your driver's license!?
Joey: (eyes widen) Ohmigod, Zed, you're right! What is my middle name?
Onni: Why don't we ask your dad?
Zed: Hey! Commander Wheeler! Over here- (Joeys puts his hand over Zed's mouth)
Joey: Shut up! My dad doesn't know my middle name. He's called me Soldier for so long I doubt he even remembers my first and last names are Joey Wheeler.
Onni: That's horrible...
Zed: I know! We can look at your birth certificate!
Onni: His birth certificate's at home, genius.
Zed: No, Einstein, the school has to have a copy of your birth certificate.
Joey: Why would you need a birth certificate.
Zed: (scratches his head in thought) Hmm.... Hold on, lemme think... Oh yeah! So they know that you're a real human. They have to make sure you're not from Mars or something.
Onni: Why?
Zed: God, why am I going over this? So it's confirmed that you're not taking our strategies to Pluto or something.
Onni: Oh, that makes sense.
Joey: Why don't we go find my birth certificate during lunch?
Onni: OK.
(Lunchtime... dun-dun-dun!)
Zed: Walters, Watson, Wheaton, Wheeler... found it!
Joey: Lemme see! Let's see... Wheeler, Amy; Wheeler, Annabelle; Wheeler, Cora; Wheeler, Gary; Wheeler, Joseph!
Zed: All right! Now what?
Onni: Open the file!
Joey: Oh, right! (opens the file) Ok... hmm... (a minute after looking thru the papers) it's not there.
Onni: What!? Let me see!) (grabs the papers and searches) Joey- you're right! It's not there!
Zed: Let me see! (he looks also) It's not there!
Onni: Do you realize what this means?
Joey: What?
Onni: (loud whisper) Joey's an alien! He's from Saturn!
Joey: Ohmigod! I'm an alien...! Wait! Why do I have to be from Saturn? I wanna be from Mars!
Onni: Well you're a Capricorn aren't you?
Joey: Yeah.
Onni: So you must be from Saturn!
Joey: Man! I like Mars better!
Onni: Hey, where's Zed?
(JO look around)
{Then they find a note, which says:
Joey! You will be eliminated!
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REVIEW! REVIEW! REVIEW! REVIEW! REVIEW! REVIEW! REVIEW! REVIEW! REVIEW! REVIEW! REVIEW! REVIEW! REVIEW! REVIEW! REVIEW! REVIEW! Joey: God, there she goes again- talking like Mink!