No reviews, huh? I see how it is...!

Joey: What does eliminated mean, Onni?

Onni: It means killed.

Joey: Ohmigod! I don't wanna die!

Onni: But who wrote it? I think that's the better question.

Joey: Well who, other than us, knows about my being an alien...

JO: Zed does!

Joey: Wait a minute! Zed's our friend. Why would he want to "eliminate" me?

Onni: He should have his reasons. Even you don't have an alibi in this case.

(PPH)

Onni: Zed, why'd you run away?

Zed: I had to take care of business, thanks.

Joey: What KIND of business?

Zed: (rolls his eyes) Bathroom business, ok?

Onni: Well I don't believe ya!

Joey: Me neither. What can you tell me about this!?

(Joey shoves the note into Zed's face)

Zed: Who would be stupid enough to eliminate you? I mean, you're the Commander's son!

Onni: You?

Zed: I DIDN'T WRITE IT!

Danny: (who overheard their conversation) Did you write ANOTHER love note to Tina Fourtherson? Zed, you do know that your chances with Tina are, like, two in a billion, right?

Joey: Whoa, Zed! You like Tina Fourtherson!?

Onni: (slaps Joey on the shoulder) Joe, that's not what we're talking about right now! Tina Fourtherson isn't going anywhere, ok? We have to find out who wants to eliminate you!

Danny: Someone wants to eliminate you, Joey? But you're the Commander's son! What kind of an idiot would have the guts to kill YOU?

Onni: (points to Zed) HE DOES!

Zed: I DO NOT!

Seth: (Danny's friend) What did you do, Wheeler?

Joey: Nothing!

Onni: He's an alien. (announced very proudly) And he's from Saturn. We couldn't find his birth certificate, which proves he's an alien.

Seth: Where did you look?

Joey: In the main office, why?

Danny: Well no wonder you couldn't find it! The main office has junk like school records and report cards! If you want birth certificates and baby pictures, you have to look in the Medical Office!

Seth: Who wouldn't know that?

(Later, at the Medical Office)

Onni: So I guess you're not alien after all!

Zed: And we get to know you're middle name!

Joey: If I have one, that is.

Onni: Well you should have one. My full name is Darren Pierre Onni Spearitt.

Zed: Mine's Zed Aristotle Glenmora. My dad was always talking about famous philosophers so they made my middle name Aristotle.

Joey: And I'm guessing Duke's middle name is Galileo.

Zed: Close, it's Plato.

Onni: So what's your sister's middle name?

Zed: Cora.

Onni: There's a philosopher named Cora? I never knew that.

Zed: There isn't.

Onni: Oh, that's too bad... Joey, did you find your folder?

Joey: Yep. Here it is!

Zed: Ok, now look for your birth certificate.

Joey: Hmm... ooh, here it is!

Onni: Let's see it!

Joey: (quickly scans thru it) (winces) My middle name is Arnold.

Zed: What kind of a name is that?

ARNOLD!?!?!?!?!? What kind of a name IS that? Make sure you review!