Wow! Thank you to all those who reviewed! I wasn't sure if I was doing a
good job and if I should continue, but I guess I will! Thanx again! ^_^
~~I need some help thinking of more rooms than Bakura should come across, if you have an ideas, please tell me! I will give you credit!~~
Also, I have nothing against Yami, its just this story revolves around the fact Bakura learns strange and disturbing secrets about him. So I apologize to all those who are fans of the Pharaoh. I'm a fan of Yami also!
Bakura makes a small crack about Yami Malik in this chapter, no offense to anyone who likes Y.M. I personally think Yami Malik is awesome!! The only person I don't like in YuGiOh! is Honda, but I won't bash him.....not in this story at least
*Warning* Some of the scenes in this chapter can be viewed as Yaoi-ish, but remember, I don't like Yaoi unless it's for the sake of humor, in this case it is
Enough delay, on with the story!
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"Welcome to a Beginner's Guide to Duel Monsters! We give you strategies to defeat anyone and any deck in the world! Today...."
"What the devil?? How did that infernal device get turned on?" Bakura had just woken up from a pleasant dream where Tea was giving him a lap dance (O_o) to the sound of Yami's Duel Monster training videos. He also figured out only one person could have turned them on....
Bakura chanced a look around the room and to his horror, he saw Yami! His rival though did not appear fully awake. His eyes were still half-closed and bloodshot, with dark rings underneath. Plus, he had stubble. His hair basically retained its shape, but it was messier with stray hairs sticking out in all direstions. In one hand was a cup of coffee, and the other was his Dark Magician Plushie. He was wearing the pajamas Yugi had, the ones that were sky blue and had little yellow stars decorating them. Oh yea, he was on his feet were Kuriboh slippers. (HAHA, can you imagine that?)
"Hehe, the Pharaoh is definately not a morning person..." Yami then turned around, walked towards the couch, stopped to look around, then jumped on the couch, right on the Tomb Robber...
"WHAT TH-" But Bakura stopped in mid-sentence. He couldn't let Yami know he was inhabiting his puzzle, not yet anyways... He just hoped that somehow, the Hungover Pharaoh wouldn't figure out he was sitting on top of his worst enemy.
Yami was none the wiser. True he hated mornings but no matter what, he started out everyday the same way. First, before anything else, he NEEDED coffee! Then, he would procede to his big screen T.V. (A prize won in dueling) and watch his tapes, you know....just in case.
"Oh Ra....he's...heavier than....he looks"
"Wow, the couch today feels rather uncomfortable..." Yami muttered thickly..."Wonder why..." Yami looked down at the couch and staring back up at him was the face of the 5,000 year old tomb robber!
(O_O)
(O_O)
The two rivals stared at one another for at least 2 minutes, neither even daring to breathe, before Yami spoke up.
"Yugi was right," he chuckled, shaking his head, "I shuldn't have broke into Grandpa's liquor stash and drank all that....um....what's it called?...Tequiloco?...Tequila?....Well, whatever it was, its making me see that White Rabbit from Alice in Wonderland!" He proceded to pet Bakura's hair. (-_-) The Tomb Robber just scowled .
"Hehe! Your so cute and fluffy!" (O_O) "Hahahaha!! Watch me Mr. Bunny! I'm going to be you!! I'm late! I'm late! I'm late!" Bakura just watched in sheer horror as a hungover Yami did his impression of the White Rabbit.
"...I'm late! I'm late! I'm late! I'm....gonna be sick" Unfortunately, the Pharaoh couldn't hold it in until he got to a sink; he was gonna blow right then and there.
" OH SH-" was all Bakura could get out before the King of Games puked, right onto our Tomb Robber friend.....
"RA DAMMIT!!!!! YOU KNOW HOW BLOODY MUCH ONE OF RYOU'S SWEATERS COSTS?!?!!? HE'S GONNA MAKE ME BLOODY PAY FOR IT YOU KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
(O_O) "Wow, I'm hearing funny things....I think I'm gonna take a shower....." He proceded to hobble off the couch, running into a wall before stumbling out the door.
"PHARAOH!!!! I SWEAR I WILL GIVE YOU THE 5 CUTS*" he roared, "as soon as I cleanse myself of your putrid regurgatation...." he added before going to the kitchen. Yami was in the bathroom doing Ra knows what, so Bakura went to the kitchen to clean up. He got some paper towels and tried to wipe the uh.....you know.....off, but to no avail. Bakura then left the kitchen, in hopes of finding a laundry room. The fumes from Yami's puke were getting to him....I mean seriously, what are the chances of comming across a washer and dryer in a 5,000 year old puzzle?
Passing the shower, he heard the faint sounds of running water and Yami singing, but he had already learned enough about the Pharaoh to last several lifetimes. Running past, he still unfortunately caught some words being sung..."Oh, I'm just a girl, all pretty and petite...(Don't own No Doubt) " (O_O') He proceded dashing off after that.
"Who knew the Pharaoh was so unstable upstairs?" He asked tapping his head. "None of the other Yami's I know are like this. I mean, I know I'm a psychopath, and Yami Malik is a murdering phedophile....the things he tells me that he wanted to do to Yugi....extremely disturbing....he is in need of serious help (I made that entirely up....at least I hope its made up), but the Pharaoh is making me and him look like Yugi right now...WHY CAN'T I MEET A NORMAL PERSON WHO WANTS TO DYSTROY THE WORLD AND HAS NO FETISHES?!?!?!" (O_o)
Bakura continued down the hallway and at the end, he finally found a washer and dryer. (believe it or not, Yami does have a washer and dryer...) There was no door to the room, so Bakura spotted it easily. Also, he didn't have to chance opening any other doors to find it.
"Well, at least that's one problem taken care of," he said taking off and throwing his white sweater in the washer (He is wearing his outfit from Duelist Kingdom). He also tossed clothes from the laundry basket in carelessly, so if Yami came by he wouldn't just see Bakura's sweater being washed. Hopefully his hangover would make him think he did the laundry himself.
"Or maybe he's stupid enough to believe it anyways...." Bakura added, walking away.
5 minutes later, Yami came in to start the laundry but it was already going. "Wow...I don't remember doing that....well at least I can get these new clothes I "bought" clean before showing Yugi. His school uniform is way too tacky for a Pharaoh to be wearing and plus, blue is not my color. I'm more of a red person," he added. "goes well with my eyes"
// 1/2 hour later....//
Bakura peaked into the laundry room and to his relief, it was empty. Opening up the washer he dumped all the clothes into the dryer before leaving. Of course, a confused Yami came by later to do the job himself to find it taken care of.
"Maybe my aibou did it....well, it's about time he learned who is the Pharaoh and who is the slave around here!" He said smugly. "All hail King Yami!! Now, Yugi told me Joey wants a match, so I better go find his tape...."
// Another hour later//
Bakura came in and opened the dryer with a look on his face of absolute repulsion.
"This morning has been horrible so far!! First the Pharaoh burns a bag of popcorn to the point all the kernals melted into one clump! Then, he doesn't even bother to clean it up or get rid of that BLOODY STENCH!!!! He just runs off to duel that Mutt muttering....Time Wizard turns Dark Magician into Dark Sage!! I swear when the world is mine, I shall see to his demise personally!!" He then proceded to look fot his shirt.
"Well, at least I know the Pharaoh won't come by and see me. Now where did it go? Everything is red here, how hard can it be to find a white sweater?" He asked himself, still digging through. Pushing aside a shirt similar to Malik's (you know his purple belly shirt? It was like that, except red), he came across a black bra.
(O_O) ...... ...... // 1 hour later // ...... ......
(O_O)
"....What the HELL....is WRONG....with YOU?!?!" he exploded, "YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE THE BLOODY FREAKING PHARAOH!! I CAN'T BELIEVE THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE ONCE BOWED TO YOU!!!! YOU'RE THE KING OF EGYPT! THE SON OF RA!!! WHAT THE DEVIL IS GOINNG ON IN YOU'RE SICK, TWISTED MIND?!?!?!" Taking several deep breaths, he finally calmed down and found his sweater.
Well, at least now I have my sw-"
(O_O)
"RA, WHY DO YOU KEEP PUNISHING ME?!?!?!
~
Hehe, does anyone know what happens to a white sweater when mixed with red clothes??? If you don't (I don't think thats many of you...) come back for the next chapter! If you do, come back anyways! Don't forget to review on your way out!
Also, If you want to know what the 5 Cuts are, read on. WARNING: It is a bit greusome, so those of faint stomach shouldn't read on.
*5 cuts: The punishment in ancient Egypt if you were caught breaking and robbing a tomb. They would cut off your hand, ears, nose, tounge, and occasionally gouge our your eyes. Sometimes they would have to sit on a sharp stake until death. Painful eh?
~~I need some help thinking of more rooms than Bakura should come across, if you have an ideas, please tell me! I will give you credit!~~
Also, I have nothing against Yami, its just this story revolves around the fact Bakura learns strange and disturbing secrets about him. So I apologize to all those who are fans of the Pharaoh. I'm a fan of Yami also!
Bakura makes a small crack about Yami Malik in this chapter, no offense to anyone who likes Y.M. I personally think Yami Malik is awesome!! The only person I don't like in YuGiOh! is Honda, but I won't bash him.....not in this story at least
*Warning* Some of the scenes in this chapter can be viewed as Yaoi-ish, but remember, I don't like Yaoi unless it's for the sake of humor, in this case it is
Enough delay, on with the story!
~
"Welcome to a Beginner's Guide to Duel Monsters! We give you strategies to defeat anyone and any deck in the world! Today...."
"What the devil?? How did that infernal device get turned on?" Bakura had just woken up from a pleasant dream where Tea was giving him a lap dance (O_o) to the sound of Yami's Duel Monster training videos. He also figured out only one person could have turned them on....
Bakura chanced a look around the room and to his horror, he saw Yami! His rival though did not appear fully awake. His eyes were still half-closed and bloodshot, with dark rings underneath. Plus, he had stubble. His hair basically retained its shape, but it was messier with stray hairs sticking out in all direstions. In one hand was a cup of coffee, and the other was his Dark Magician Plushie. He was wearing the pajamas Yugi had, the ones that were sky blue and had little yellow stars decorating them. Oh yea, he was on his feet were Kuriboh slippers. (HAHA, can you imagine that?)
"Hehe, the Pharaoh is definately not a morning person..." Yami then turned around, walked towards the couch, stopped to look around, then jumped on the couch, right on the Tomb Robber...
"WHAT TH-" But Bakura stopped in mid-sentence. He couldn't let Yami know he was inhabiting his puzzle, not yet anyways... He just hoped that somehow, the Hungover Pharaoh wouldn't figure out he was sitting on top of his worst enemy.
Yami was none the wiser. True he hated mornings but no matter what, he started out everyday the same way. First, before anything else, he NEEDED coffee! Then, he would procede to his big screen T.V. (A prize won in dueling) and watch his tapes, you know....just in case.
"Oh Ra....he's...heavier than....he looks"
"Wow, the couch today feels rather uncomfortable..." Yami muttered thickly..."Wonder why..." Yami looked down at the couch and staring back up at him was the face of the 5,000 year old tomb robber!
(O_O)
(O_O)
The two rivals stared at one another for at least 2 minutes, neither even daring to breathe, before Yami spoke up.
"Yugi was right," he chuckled, shaking his head, "I shuldn't have broke into Grandpa's liquor stash and drank all that....um....what's it called?...Tequiloco?...Tequila?....Well, whatever it was, its making me see that White Rabbit from Alice in Wonderland!" He proceded to pet Bakura's hair. (-_-) The Tomb Robber just scowled .
"Hehe! Your so cute and fluffy!" (O_O) "Hahahaha!! Watch me Mr. Bunny! I'm going to be you!! I'm late! I'm late! I'm late!" Bakura just watched in sheer horror as a hungover Yami did his impression of the White Rabbit.
"...I'm late! I'm late! I'm late! I'm....gonna be sick" Unfortunately, the Pharaoh couldn't hold it in until he got to a sink; he was gonna blow right then and there.
" OH SH-" was all Bakura could get out before the King of Games puked, right onto our Tomb Robber friend.....
"RA DAMMIT!!!!! YOU KNOW HOW BLOODY MUCH ONE OF RYOU'S SWEATERS COSTS?!?!!? HE'S GONNA MAKE ME BLOODY PAY FOR IT YOU KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
(O_O) "Wow, I'm hearing funny things....I think I'm gonna take a shower....." He proceded to hobble off the couch, running into a wall before stumbling out the door.
"PHARAOH!!!! I SWEAR I WILL GIVE YOU THE 5 CUTS*" he roared, "as soon as I cleanse myself of your putrid regurgatation...." he added before going to the kitchen. Yami was in the bathroom doing Ra knows what, so Bakura went to the kitchen to clean up. He got some paper towels and tried to wipe the uh.....you know.....off, but to no avail. Bakura then left the kitchen, in hopes of finding a laundry room. The fumes from Yami's puke were getting to him....I mean seriously, what are the chances of comming across a washer and dryer in a 5,000 year old puzzle?
Passing the shower, he heard the faint sounds of running water and Yami singing, but he had already learned enough about the Pharaoh to last several lifetimes. Running past, he still unfortunately caught some words being sung..."Oh, I'm just a girl, all pretty and petite...(Don't own No Doubt) " (O_O') He proceded dashing off after that.
"Who knew the Pharaoh was so unstable upstairs?" He asked tapping his head. "None of the other Yami's I know are like this. I mean, I know I'm a psychopath, and Yami Malik is a murdering phedophile....the things he tells me that he wanted to do to Yugi....extremely disturbing....he is in need of serious help (I made that entirely up....at least I hope its made up), but the Pharaoh is making me and him look like Yugi right now...WHY CAN'T I MEET A NORMAL PERSON WHO WANTS TO DYSTROY THE WORLD AND HAS NO FETISHES?!?!?!" (O_o)
Bakura continued down the hallway and at the end, he finally found a washer and dryer. (believe it or not, Yami does have a washer and dryer...) There was no door to the room, so Bakura spotted it easily. Also, he didn't have to chance opening any other doors to find it.
"Well, at least that's one problem taken care of," he said taking off and throwing his white sweater in the washer (He is wearing his outfit from Duelist Kingdom). He also tossed clothes from the laundry basket in carelessly, so if Yami came by he wouldn't just see Bakura's sweater being washed. Hopefully his hangover would make him think he did the laundry himself.
"Or maybe he's stupid enough to believe it anyways...." Bakura added, walking away.
5 minutes later, Yami came in to start the laundry but it was already going. "Wow...I don't remember doing that....well at least I can get these new clothes I "bought" clean before showing Yugi. His school uniform is way too tacky for a Pharaoh to be wearing and plus, blue is not my color. I'm more of a red person," he added. "goes well with my eyes"
// 1/2 hour later....//
Bakura peaked into the laundry room and to his relief, it was empty. Opening up the washer he dumped all the clothes into the dryer before leaving. Of course, a confused Yami came by later to do the job himself to find it taken care of.
"Maybe my aibou did it....well, it's about time he learned who is the Pharaoh and who is the slave around here!" He said smugly. "All hail King Yami!! Now, Yugi told me Joey wants a match, so I better go find his tape...."
// Another hour later//
Bakura came in and opened the dryer with a look on his face of absolute repulsion.
"This morning has been horrible so far!! First the Pharaoh burns a bag of popcorn to the point all the kernals melted into one clump! Then, he doesn't even bother to clean it up or get rid of that BLOODY STENCH!!!! He just runs off to duel that Mutt muttering....Time Wizard turns Dark Magician into Dark Sage!! I swear when the world is mine, I shall see to his demise personally!!" He then proceded to look fot his shirt.
"Well, at least I know the Pharaoh won't come by and see me. Now where did it go? Everything is red here, how hard can it be to find a white sweater?" He asked himself, still digging through. Pushing aside a shirt similar to Malik's (you know his purple belly shirt? It was like that, except red), he came across a black bra.
(O_O) ...... ...... // 1 hour later // ...... ......
(O_O)
"....What the HELL....is WRONG....with YOU?!?!" he exploded, "YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE THE BLOODY FREAKING PHARAOH!! I CAN'T BELIEVE THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE ONCE BOWED TO YOU!!!! YOU'RE THE KING OF EGYPT! THE SON OF RA!!! WHAT THE DEVIL IS GOINNG ON IN YOU'RE SICK, TWISTED MIND?!?!?!" Taking several deep breaths, he finally calmed down and found his sweater.
Well, at least now I have my sw-"
(O_O)
"RA, WHY DO YOU KEEP PUNISHING ME?!?!?!
~
Hehe, does anyone know what happens to a white sweater when mixed with red clothes??? If you don't (I don't think thats many of you...) come back for the next chapter! If you do, come back anyways! Don't forget to review on your way out!
Also, If you want to know what the 5 Cuts are, read on. WARNING: It is a bit greusome, so those of faint stomach shouldn't read on.
*5 cuts: The punishment in ancient Egypt if you were caught breaking and robbing a tomb. They would cut off your hand, ears, nose, tounge, and occasionally gouge our your eyes. Sometimes they would have to sit on a sharp stake until death. Painful eh?