Many thanx for all the reviews!!
~~Head of Kupo Corp
~~Ie Mizishi
~~curseofshadows
~~WildWolf
~~Dark Magician Girl
~~Dragona
~~nintendestined64
~~Aesa Bast (Awesome idea, I never even considered that before! Mahalo for the insperation!!! But instead of a mirror-like thing, I'm gonna make it into a room. Little Yugi will be freaked!!)
~~C.T : Sry, Yami could only part with one of his precious tapes. It's labeled "Honda". I don't think you will need it that much. Also...that is a deliciously evil idea *grins insanely*
~~Wouldnt you like to know : LOL, Y. Bakura is also mai favorote YuGiOh! character, I don't know why I am putting him through all this....out of love I guess :-/
*WARNING* This chapter can seriously damage fragile minds. It contains hints of Yaoi (for humor), Yami's hentai desktop, and someone who's screen name is PinkPegsy4U....
The screen names are entirely made up by me and if they turn out to actually be someone's....um...i'm sorry?
Now on with the story....
~
"............pink......Pink.....PINK?!?!?!?!?! WHAT THE BLOODY HELL?!?!?!" Bakura had just finished washing his sweater in Yami's washer. He failed to notice that all the other clothes beside his sweater were red. Let's see, white sweater + red clothes = A BLOODY PINK SWEATER!!
"IT HAD TO BE PINK!!! NOT RED, THE COLOR OF BLOOD!!! NOT WHITE, THE COLOR OF A FORGOTTEN SPIRIT!!! IT'S PINK!!! THE COLOR OF.....OF..... OF A HAPPY LOVER!!!!(Duel Monster card) GAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!" He had been screaming for at least an hour now. Poor Bakura....
"I REFUSE TO BLOODY WEAR A PINK SWEATER!!" He screamed before throwing his sweater to the ground. Upon seeing the pink sweater, he instantly saw red, or should I say pink?(^^) In his rage, he started talking to his sweater.....yea, his sweater.....
"You think your so great.....you think you got the best of me.....well, I've got news for you.......I'M GONNA SET YOU ON FIRE! YEA THAT'S RIGHT! THEN, I'M GONNA PISS ON YOUR ASHES! I WILL PROCEDE TO SCATTER HALF OF YOU TO THE FOUR CORNERS OF THE EARTH!!!! THE OTHER HALF WILL BE BAKED INTO A COOKIE...NO, NO, NO...A PINK COOKIE!! AND THEN I WILL PERSONALLY FEED IT TO THAT RED-LOVING PHARAOH!!!!!!! DAMN EVERYTHING TO HELL!!!!"
Suddenly, he heard a door slam from outside.
"OH CRAP! The Drunk One is back!" He darted out the door and ran into the nearest room he could find to take refuge. His eyes never left the steel door as he nervously listened for sounds of Yami.
"Hehe...stupid Joey saying things like....It has to be my Time Wizard for Dark Sage to form....won't work when its Joey's Time Wizard.....what a bitch......Hey! What's this???" Bakura opened the door slightly and saw Yami holding onto his sweater!
"Bloody Crap!(eewww) In my haste I forgot my sweater!"
"Hey...this is really comfy....I think I'll keep it." He said slipping it on. "I need to find a mirror!"
"F#@$!!!!! This can't be happening to me....not only am I stuck with a retarded Pharaoh, I have now lost my shirt...." Bakura began pounding his head on the steel door.
*Klunk!*
*Klunk!*
*Klunk!*
"What....is....that?!?!" Yami stopped posing when began hearing these noises and one thing was floating across his mind at the moment....
"GHOST CLOWNS!!!! THEY'VE FINALLY COME TO GET REVENGE ON ME!!!!!!!! AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"
*KLUNK!!*
*KLUNK!!*
*KLUNK!!*
"AIBOU!! HELP ME!! MY PUZZLE IS MORE HAUNTED THAN MY FATHER'S TOMB!!!!"
"Ok Yami! Just stop screaming, come to the 2 Way Room (This is a room where whatever is inside will get projected outside, You know how we sometimes see Yami as a ghostly figure when talking to Yugi? This is where he is at the time) in about an hour and I'll be ready for you by then."
"AN HOUR?! What do you need an hour for?!?!"
"It's my work out time! I gotta tone my sexy body!"
(O_O)"....Right, I'll see you in an hour then aibou." Yami then walked off, jumping at every small noise he heard.
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(O_O) "Well, that was quite a disturbing conversation but none the less this should be very intresting; the Pharaoh and Yugi together in one place. A great time to scare them as well as learn some relevant things....even though they will probably only be talking about ghost clowns...." He shook his head, apparently dissapointed at the former Pharaoh because he was afraid of the sound of Bakura's head hitting metal.
"Jeez, how the hell did his mind jump to ghost clowns??" Bakura turned around laughing and then for the first time noticed he was in a room with a computer in it.
"The Pharaoh has a computer as well?!?! Oh that's just Bloody swell!!! He lived in luxury in Egypt and he lives in luxury now!! Whatever happened to Karma?! Oh right...the tomb robbings....hehe...." He walked over to the computer (Ryou showed him how to use one before) and moved the mouse so the screensaver would turn off.
The background of Yami's computer was the Dark Magician Girl! The one on Yami's desktop was of course being her cute self, but she was also.....Posing.....without any clothes on.
(O_O) "For some reason, this doesn't suprise me. I knew the Pharaoh was a serious hentai all along. I still remember he built the first hor-house in Egypt." (Yami is sick...)
"Plus" Bakura continued, "He seemed way too attached to that DMG card.....though its a rather nice picture. She really does fill out in all the right places..." He commented, still oggling her. ((-.-)Bakura, I'm so ashamed) He then proceded to log online, maybe bid for some unessecary items at Ebay(don't own that), you know, just to run the Pharaoh's credit up. (Don't ask how Yami has internet connection, its magic)
As soon as he got online, someone named "PinkPegsy4u" instant messaged him.
PinkPegsy4U: Hey sexy (can you guess who this is?)
(O_O)
Bakura decided to respond using Yami's screen name.
(The following will be written using IM slang....)
LeatherFetish4Evr (Yami's sn): Who the bloody hell are u?
PP4U: Don't tell me u have 4gotten about me already lover-boi
(O_o)
LF4E: Um...refresh my memory, will u mortal?
PP4U: (O_o) Well, we met in that couples chat room...aww it was so romantic how you said you fell in love with me right then and there!!
(O_O)
PP4U: Now, aren't u gonna tell ur GF u luv her?
"HELL NO!!!!Bakura screamed out loud. Calming down, he had a great idea, "....wait....hehe, I could seriously get Yami screwed over here. In the process though, I probably am giving up all the dignity I have left...."
LF4E: I love u w all my heart! :-*
Bakura: "Oh Ra I feel dirty....I wonder if Yami is really that dense to have never figured out who his 'girlfriend' really is..."
PP4U: I luv u 2 lover-boi
//10 minute awkward silence//
Bakura had a sinister idea. He then proceded to type something he hoped he would never have to type again.....
LF4E: I want to meet u soon, I love u so much!...... I want to make love to u so badly....
Bakura ended up blowing chunks into the trashcan near the computer
PP4U: OH RLY?! THAT'S AWESOME! I love u soooo much! Let's meet in one week, at the Kaiba Corp Hotel! (Kaiba owns hotels now...)
LF4E:....sounds good to me
Bakura: *Still throwing up*
PP4E: Sry lover-boi! I g2g! Gotta pick out a nice outfit 4 next week! Also get some sexy lingerie ~_^
Bakura: (O_O) (still puking by the way)
PP4E: Sayanora! xoxo
LF4E:....yea....Sayanora...
Bakura finally stopped throwing up, he only did eat a few cookie; his stomach was mostly empty. He wiped his mouth and then realized what he had just done. He had an evil glint in his eyes and was smiling malevolently....
PP4E signed off at 3:36:66
"Ra, I thank you for giving me the oppurtunity to severly punish the Game King for all he has put me through...."
~
SOTR: Sorry for all of that....
Bakura: Why are you torturing me? I'm your favorite character!
SOTR: I'm sorry!! Besides, Im not just torturing you, Yami is pretty bad off as well
Yami: Don't you like me because of my hair though?
SOTR: Well, yea, but come on! This is all for the sake of entertainment!
Bakura: *whispers to Yami* Lets kill him
Bakura and Yami pull out scimitars
SOTR: (O_O) eep...uh....I um....S#%$
~
Next chapter will be Yami and Yugi talking to each other (Inspired by Aesa Bast). Bakura will fit in though....hehe....and scare a certain Hikari!
Reviews are always appreciated!
~~Head of Kupo Corp
~~Ie Mizishi
~~curseofshadows
~~WildWolf
~~Dark Magician Girl
~~Dragona
~~nintendestined64
~~Aesa Bast (Awesome idea, I never even considered that before! Mahalo for the insperation!!! But instead of a mirror-like thing, I'm gonna make it into a room. Little Yugi will be freaked!!)
~~C.T : Sry, Yami could only part with one of his precious tapes. It's labeled "Honda". I don't think you will need it that much. Also...that is a deliciously evil idea *grins insanely*
~~Wouldnt you like to know : LOL, Y. Bakura is also mai favorote YuGiOh! character, I don't know why I am putting him through all this....out of love I guess :-/
*WARNING* This chapter can seriously damage fragile minds. It contains hints of Yaoi (for humor), Yami's hentai desktop, and someone who's screen name is PinkPegsy4U....
The screen names are entirely made up by me and if they turn out to actually be someone's....um...i'm sorry?
Now on with the story....
~
"............pink......Pink.....PINK?!?!?!?!?! WHAT THE BLOODY HELL?!?!?!" Bakura had just finished washing his sweater in Yami's washer. He failed to notice that all the other clothes beside his sweater were red. Let's see, white sweater + red clothes = A BLOODY PINK SWEATER!!
"IT HAD TO BE PINK!!! NOT RED, THE COLOR OF BLOOD!!! NOT WHITE, THE COLOR OF A FORGOTTEN SPIRIT!!! IT'S PINK!!! THE COLOR OF.....OF..... OF A HAPPY LOVER!!!!(Duel Monster card) GAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!" He had been screaming for at least an hour now. Poor Bakura....
"I REFUSE TO BLOODY WEAR A PINK SWEATER!!" He screamed before throwing his sweater to the ground. Upon seeing the pink sweater, he instantly saw red, or should I say pink?(^^) In his rage, he started talking to his sweater.....yea, his sweater.....
"You think your so great.....you think you got the best of me.....well, I've got news for you.......I'M GONNA SET YOU ON FIRE! YEA THAT'S RIGHT! THEN, I'M GONNA PISS ON YOUR ASHES! I WILL PROCEDE TO SCATTER HALF OF YOU TO THE FOUR CORNERS OF THE EARTH!!!! THE OTHER HALF WILL BE BAKED INTO A COOKIE...NO, NO, NO...A PINK COOKIE!! AND THEN I WILL PERSONALLY FEED IT TO THAT RED-LOVING PHARAOH!!!!!!! DAMN EVERYTHING TO HELL!!!!"
Suddenly, he heard a door slam from outside.
"OH CRAP! The Drunk One is back!" He darted out the door and ran into the nearest room he could find to take refuge. His eyes never left the steel door as he nervously listened for sounds of Yami.
"Hehe...stupid Joey saying things like....It has to be my Time Wizard for Dark Sage to form....won't work when its Joey's Time Wizard.....what a bitch......Hey! What's this???" Bakura opened the door slightly and saw Yami holding onto his sweater!
"Bloody Crap!(eewww) In my haste I forgot my sweater!"
"Hey...this is really comfy....I think I'll keep it." He said slipping it on. "I need to find a mirror!"
"F#@$!!!!! This can't be happening to me....not only am I stuck with a retarded Pharaoh, I have now lost my shirt...." Bakura began pounding his head on the steel door.
*Klunk!*
*Klunk!*
*Klunk!*
"What....is....that?!?!" Yami stopped posing when began hearing these noises and one thing was floating across his mind at the moment....
"GHOST CLOWNS!!!! THEY'VE FINALLY COME TO GET REVENGE ON ME!!!!!!!! AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"
*KLUNK!!*
*KLUNK!!*
*KLUNK!!*
"AIBOU!! HELP ME!! MY PUZZLE IS MORE HAUNTED THAN MY FATHER'S TOMB!!!!"
"Ok Yami! Just stop screaming, come to the 2 Way Room (This is a room where whatever is inside will get projected outside, You know how we sometimes see Yami as a ghostly figure when talking to Yugi? This is where he is at the time) in about an hour and I'll be ready for you by then."
"AN HOUR?! What do you need an hour for?!?!"
"It's my work out time! I gotta tone my sexy body!"
(O_O)"....Right, I'll see you in an hour then aibou." Yami then walked off, jumping at every small noise he heard.
~
(O_O) "Well, that was quite a disturbing conversation but none the less this should be very intresting; the Pharaoh and Yugi together in one place. A great time to scare them as well as learn some relevant things....even though they will probably only be talking about ghost clowns...." He shook his head, apparently dissapointed at the former Pharaoh because he was afraid of the sound of Bakura's head hitting metal.
"Jeez, how the hell did his mind jump to ghost clowns??" Bakura turned around laughing and then for the first time noticed he was in a room with a computer in it.
"The Pharaoh has a computer as well?!?! Oh that's just Bloody swell!!! He lived in luxury in Egypt and he lives in luxury now!! Whatever happened to Karma?! Oh right...the tomb robbings....hehe...." He walked over to the computer (Ryou showed him how to use one before) and moved the mouse so the screensaver would turn off.
The background of Yami's computer was the Dark Magician Girl! The one on Yami's desktop was of course being her cute self, but she was also.....Posing.....without any clothes on.
(O_O) "For some reason, this doesn't suprise me. I knew the Pharaoh was a serious hentai all along. I still remember he built the first hor-house in Egypt." (Yami is sick...)
"Plus" Bakura continued, "He seemed way too attached to that DMG card.....though its a rather nice picture. She really does fill out in all the right places..." He commented, still oggling her. ((-.-)Bakura, I'm so ashamed) He then proceded to log online, maybe bid for some unessecary items at Ebay(don't own that), you know, just to run the Pharaoh's credit up. (Don't ask how Yami has internet connection, its magic)
As soon as he got online, someone named "PinkPegsy4u" instant messaged him.
PinkPegsy4U: Hey sexy (can you guess who this is?)
(O_O)
Bakura decided to respond using Yami's screen name.
(The following will be written using IM slang....)
LeatherFetish4Evr (Yami's sn): Who the bloody hell are u?
PP4U: Don't tell me u have 4gotten about me already lover-boi
(O_o)
LF4E: Um...refresh my memory, will u mortal?
PP4U: (O_o) Well, we met in that couples chat room...aww it was so romantic how you said you fell in love with me right then and there!!
(O_O)
PP4U: Now, aren't u gonna tell ur GF u luv her?
"HELL NO!!!!Bakura screamed out loud. Calming down, he had a great idea, "....wait....hehe, I could seriously get Yami screwed over here. In the process though, I probably am giving up all the dignity I have left...."
LF4E: I love u w all my heart! :-*
Bakura: "Oh Ra I feel dirty....I wonder if Yami is really that dense to have never figured out who his 'girlfriend' really is..."
PP4U: I luv u 2 lover-boi
//10 minute awkward silence//
Bakura had a sinister idea. He then proceded to type something he hoped he would never have to type again.....
LF4E: I want to meet u soon, I love u so much!...... I want to make love to u so badly....
Bakura ended up blowing chunks into the trashcan near the computer
PP4U: OH RLY?! THAT'S AWESOME! I love u soooo much! Let's meet in one week, at the Kaiba Corp Hotel! (Kaiba owns hotels now...)
LF4E:....sounds good to me
Bakura: *Still throwing up*
PP4E: Sry lover-boi! I g2g! Gotta pick out a nice outfit 4 next week! Also get some sexy lingerie ~_^
Bakura: (O_O) (still puking by the way)
PP4E: Sayanora! xoxo
LF4E:....yea....Sayanora...
Bakura finally stopped throwing up, he only did eat a few cookie; his stomach was mostly empty. He wiped his mouth and then realized what he had just done. He had an evil glint in his eyes and was smiling malevolently....
PP4E signed off at 3:36:66
"Ra, I thank you for giving me the oppurtunity to severly punish the Game King for all he has put me through...."
~
SOTR: Sorry for all of that....
Bakura: Why are you torturing me? I'm your favorite character!
SOTR: I'm sorry!! Besides, Im not just torturing you, Yami is pretty bad off as well
Yami: Don't you like me because of my hair though?
SOTR: Well, yea, but come on! This is all for the sake of entertainment!
Bakura: *whispers to Yami* Lets kill him
Bakura and Yami pull out scimitars
SOTR: (O_O) eep...uh....I um....S#%$
~
Next chapter will be Yami and Yugi talking to each other (Inspired by Aesa Bast). Bakura will fit in though....hehe....and scare a certain Hikari!
Reviews are always appreciated!