Next Chapter! I'm hoping it won't be as traumatizing as the last one....
Thank you for reviewing:
~ C.T. (Thanks for all your help and encouragement! You've been great!)
~Wouldnt you like to know
~nintendestined64
~Deltalead
~Chaosmage
~DMG- Don't worry, I'll get Yami into that hotel.... or will I? Guess we all have to wait and find out
Special thanks to Aesa Bast for inspiring this chapter
Yugi has a pottymouth, be warned
~
( )...Yami to Yugi
{ }....Yugi to Yami
Bakura got up from his chair in the computer room. His job was done. Taking one last look at the desktop (hentai...) he went out to find the Pharaoh. A connection was about to be made between him and Yugi, and Bakura wanted to scare the young one and the Pharaoh again.
His footsteps echoed down the quite hallway. Some of the doors he past emitted strange noises, but the Thief chose to ignore them and continue his trek. Finally, the familiar hair of the Pharaoh caught his eye. (Isn't Yami's hair awesome?) He was inside a room that was a couple doors away from the kitchen.
Bakura crept up to the room and glanced inside; The door was left open. What he saw shocked him.
"T.V. Cameras?!?! What the Bloody Hell?!?!" Yes its true, Yami uses T.V. cameras to project his image outside the puzzle.
"No ancient magic? No sacrificial Ritual? No enchanted mirror?! Not even a mystical genie of a lamp!! Pharaoh, have you completely forgotten your heratige?!"
Yami was already talking to Yugi while Bakura ranted about his modern equipment.
(....and there was this *Klunk* noise, you know, the sound of someone's head hitting a metal door!!! Oh it was absolutely horrible!)
{It's ok now Yami, the noise is gone now...your safe} "Jeez, what a shitty dark half, he's more of a coward than I am.
{Yami, I want to ask you a question}
(Ok Aibou, shoot)
{Well....WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU WEARING?!?!}
(Oh that, I found it in the laundry room. Its so soft and fluffy! (^_^) Also that reminds me aibou, I need to talk to you about some of the things I think we should wear from now on....)
~
Bakura was still listening. When Yugi asked about what he was wearing, Bakura remembered his unfortunate run in with Yami's washing machine. It also reminded him the Pharaoh was wearing his PINK sweater. Also, the infernal puzzle was quite chiily when you had no shirt to wear. The last thing Bakura needed was a bloody cold.
~
{ I don't think red works. Also I don't know if you should wear that shirt you stole from Malik, its like posing off of him. How'd you get it red anyways?}
(Um...old egyptian secret)
~
"HAHAHAHAHAHA" Bakura couldn't keep from laughing anymore. He was howling at the moment.
~
(O_O) (Holy Crap! Aibou did you hear that?)
yugi: (O_O)
(Aibou? AIBOU!? Oh Ra! The Satanic laugh got him!)
{No you dumbass, I'm right here! But yea....I heard that....Yami, have you ever seen the Exorcist?}
(What the hell are you talking about?)
{Nevermind....}
~
*Awkward scilence*
~
{How's it going with your girlfriend?}
(Girlfriend?!)
{You know the one online?}
(Oh...that. Well, She never lets me forget when I said that I loved her. I was freaking wasted at the time!! I think she is stalking me, seriously)
{So you done with her?}
(Probably, I still gotta tell her. Some thing about the screen name PinkPegsy4U and her calling me "Lover-boy" seems eeriely familiar....)
{(O_O) Holy Fucking Mother Of Christ!)
(Yugi...I thought you had your cussing problem under control...)
{I'm working on it I swear, but I thinkI just saw that bastard Bakura!}
(YUGI!....wait, Yugi-Bakura or Psycho Bakura?)
{The bad one}
~
Bakura, using expert thief skills dived out of the room before Yami turned around. He was trying to get near Yami and cut him with his knife, but Yugi caught him. He would have to try again a little later...
~
(Aibou, maybe you should go to bed and get some sleep.)
{Yami, I haven't even had dinner yet.}
(What's your point?)
{ -_-}
(Yugi, are you sure your mind isn't playing tricks on you? I remember yesterday I thought I saw the Rabbit from Alice in Wonderland)
{ (O_O) Again?! You saw that fucker again Yami?}
(Don't call my friend a flunker! I'm sure the Rabbit never flunked anything! He's very smart!)
{ (-_-) } Yugi then looked up and screamed ( )( ) { (O_O) AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!}
(BBBBBBBBBBBEEEEE-
-_- {Shut up and listen Yami}
-EEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!)
(Well, you started it)
{I had good reason to scream}
(Why is that?)
{I swear I saw Yami Bakura mooning me!}
(.......)
(.......)
(.......)
(.......)
(.......)
(.......)
{Yami I'm fucking serious!}
(Stop cuss- oh whats the point.... Yugi, I'm going to only say this once. Please stop having hentai thoughts about the Tomb Rai-Robber!! I can understand a boy your age is becoming intrested in- )
{ SHUT THE HELL UP! Yami....I think this conversation is over...}
(No its not! I'm still talking! I thought you were smart!)
{(-_-) Listen, I only wanted to make sure there were no ghost clowns, clown zombies, whatever.... you know, anything with you in the puzzle}
(There are! But I am a brave and powerful Pharaoh, so all will be peaceful in my domain!)
{ (O_O).....Right, but listen, I think that Bakura is seriously in the puzzle}
(Can you imagine how he got there?)
{When that drunk bastard Keith Howard (aka Bandit Keith) broke it-}
(What an Ass Muffin)
{ (Oo') Well anyways, I remember Bakura helping me with the pieces....he gave me back one piece after we finished collecting them all}
(Why didn't you suspect anything then?!)
{I thought he ran out of toilet paper this morning because he kept my piece behind his back before giving it back}
(YOU LET THE TOMB ROBBER WIPE HIS ASS WITH MY PUZZLE?!?!?!?!)
Bakura: (in thought) O_O Why the hell would I do a thing like that? Have you seen how sharp that thing is?
{Well, first I thought it was Ryou, second he did save me from the wasted bastard.}
(But still...my puzzle....)
{I washed it when we got back home...}
(Still though, thats dirty, you wear it everyday!)
{....}
~
Bakura decided to leave. He was disgusted how the mind of the King of Games worked. He pulled his pants up (he was mooning Yugi! Perverts....) and walked away, but her made a very rude gesture in the room using his hand before leaving. Maybe he could find something to eat. Afterall, he emptied his stomach last chapter.
~
{(O_O) Yami, did you just finger me?}
(First of all, your my Aibou! I would never do that to you! Second, your a dude, and a minor at that.... Third, I am only a ghost right now! I can't even touch you!! What the HELL made you think I got to third base with you?)
{ Yami, you have a dirty mind you know that?}
(You have a dirty mouth)
{ (-_-) Still though, I could have sworn someone just gave me the finger...}
(Aibou! Is your Grandpa doing things to you?!?! Is he touching you?!?!)
{GOD DAMMIT YAMI!! Get your mind out of the gutter, I meant show me the middle finger!}
(SOMEONE SHOWED YOU THEIR TROUSER SNAKE?!?!?!) (hehe, Jay and Slient Bob)
{Yami....get this straight....in no way was I sexually assulted or molested, GOT THAT?!?!??!}
(Alright.....)
{.......}
(.........)
{........}
(.........)
{.......}
(.........)
{.......}
(.........)
{.......}
(....But if someone touched you- )
{GOD DAMMIT YAMI!!} Yugi cut off the connection after that.
~
Yami: Why do I seem as stupid as Joey in that chapter?
Jounouchi: I'm not stupid!
Yami: I said Joey!
Yugi: My mouth...my semi-clean mouth.....
Grandpa: I would never touch Yugi! And if I did, he would never tell anyone!
Ryou and Bakura: WIPE OUR ASS WITH THE PUZZLE?!?!
SOTR: _ everyone is pissed so I'm just gonna leave now
Everyone: Don't let him get away! Sacrifice him to Ra!
SOTR: O_O Fu-
~
Review on your way out would you?
I started a new story! It's called D-MTV (Duel-Monsters Training Videos) Its based on Yami's tapes...so I guess it's not a real story....whatever. Check it out, ok?!
~
I don't know if I can write a new chapter this weekend. If I can't, then there will be a new chapter on Monday. Sorry!!
Thank you for reviewing:
~ C.T. (Thanks for all your help and encouragement! You've been great!)
~Wouldnt you like to know
~nintendestined64
~Deltalead
~Chaosmage
~DMG- Don't worry, I'll get Yami into that hotel.... or will I? Guess we all have to wait and find out
Special thanks to Aesa Bast for inspiring this chapter
Yugi has a pottymouth, be warned
~
( )...Yami to Yugi
{ }....Yugi to Yami
Bakura got up from his chair in the computer room. His job was done. Taking one last look at the desktop (hentai...) he went out to find the Pharaoh. A connection was about to be made between him and Yugi, and Bakura wanted to scare the young one and the Pharaoh again.
His footsteps echoed down the quite hallway. Some of the doors he past emitted strange noises, but the Thief chose to ignore them and continue his trek. Finally, the familiar hair of the Pharaoh caught his eye. (Isn't Yami's hair awesome?) He was inside a room that was a couple doors away from the kitchen.
Bakura crept up to the room and glanced inside; The door was left open. What he saw shocked him.
"T.V. Cameras?!?! What the Bloody Hell?!?!" Yes its true, Yami uses T.V. cameras to project his image outside the puzzle.
"No ancient magic? No sacrificial Ritual? No enchanted mirror?! Not even a mystical genie of a lamp!! Pharaoh, have you completely forgotten your heratige?!"
Yami was already talking to Yugi while Bakura ranted about his modern equipment.
(....and there was this *Klunk* noise, you know, the sound of someone's head hitting a metal door!!! Oh it was absolutely horrible!)
{It's ok now Yami, the noise is gone now...your safe} "Jeez, what a shitty dark half, he's more of a coward than I am.
{Yami, I want to ask you a question}
(Ok Aibou, shoot)
{Well....WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU WEARING?!?!}
(Oh that, I found it in the laundry room. Its so soft and fluffy! (^_^) Also that reminds me aibou, I need to talk to you about some of the things I think we should wear from now on....)
~
Bakura was still listening. When Yugi asked about what he was wearing, Bakura remembered his unfortunate run in with Yami's washing machine. It also reminded him the Pharaoh was wearing his PINK sweater. Also, the infernal puzzle was quite chiily when you had no shirt to wear. The last thing Bakura needed was a bloody cold.
~
{ I don't think red works. Also I don't know if you should wear that shirt you stole from Malik, its like posing off of him. How'd you get it red anyways?}
(Um...old egyptian secret)
~
"HAHAHAHAHAHA" Bakura couldn't keep from laughing anymore. He was howling at the moment.
~
(O_O) (Holy Crap! Aibou did you hear that?)
yugi: (O_O)
(Aibou? AIBOU!? Oh Ra! The Satanic laugh got him!)
{No you dumbass, I'm right here! But yea....I heard that....Yami, have you ever seen the Exorcist?}
(What the hell are you talking about?)
{Nevermind....}
~
*Awkward scilence*
~
{How's it going with your girlfriend?}
(Girlfriend?!)
{You know the one online?}
(Oh...that. Well, She never lets me forget when I said that I loved her. I was freaking wasted at the time!! I think she is stalking me, seriously)
{So you done with her?}
(Probably, I still gotta tell her. Some thing about the screen name PinkPegsy4U and her calling me "Lover-boy" seems eeriely familiar....)
{(O_O) Holy Fucking Mother Of Christ!)
(Yugi...I thought you had your cussing problem under control...)
{I'm working on it I swear, but I thinkI just saw that bastard Bakura!}
(YUGI!....wait, Yugi-Bakura or Psycho Bakura?)
{The bad one}
~
Bakura, using expert thief skills dived out of the room before Yami turned around. He was trying to get near Yami and cut him with his knife, but Yugi caught him. He would have to try again a little later...
~
(Aibou, maybe you should go to bed and get some sleep.)
{Yami, I haven't even had dinner yet.}
(What's your point?)
{ -_-}
(Yugi, are you sure your mind isn't playing tricks on you? I remember yesterday I thought I saw the Rabbit from Alice in Wonderland)
{ (O_O) Again?! You saw that fucker again Yami?}
(Don't call my friend a flunker! I'm sure the Rabbit never flunked anything! He's very smart!)
{ (-_-) } Yugi then looked up and screamed ( )( ) { (O_O) AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!}
(BBBBBBBBBBBEEEEE-
-_- {Shut up and listen Yami}
-EEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!)
(Well, you started it)
{I had good reason to scream}
(Why is that?)
{I swear I saw Yami Bakura mooning me!}
(.......)
(.......)
(.......)
(.......)
(.......)
(.......)
{Yami I'm fucking serious!}
(Stop cuss- oh whats the point.... Yugi, I'm going to only say this once. Please stop having hentai thoughts about the Tomb Rai-Robber!! I can understand a boy your age is becoming intrested in- )
{ SHUT THE HELL UP! Yami....I think this conversation is over...}
(No its not! I'm still talking! I thought you were smart!)
{(-_-) Listen, I only wanted to make sure there were no ghost clowns, clown zombies, whatever.... you know, anything with you in the puzzle}
(There are! But I am a brave and powerful Pharaoh, so all will be peaceful in my domain!)
{ (O_O).....Right, but listen, I think that Bakura is seriously in the puzzle}
(Can you imagine how he got there?)
{When that drunk bastard Keith Howard (aka Bandit Keith) broke it-}
(What an Ass Muffin)
{ (Oo') Well anyways, I remember Bakura helping me with the pieces....he gave me back one piece after we finished collecting them all}
(Why didn't you suspect anything then?!)
{I thought he ran out of toilet paper this morning because he kept my piece behind his back before giving it back}
(YOU LET THE TOMB ROBBER WIPE HIS ASS WITH MY PUZZLE?!?!?!?!)
Bakura: (in thought) O_O Why the hell would I do a thing like that? Have you seen how sharp that thing is?
{Well, first I thought it was Ryou, second he did save me from the wasted bastard.}
(But still...my puzzle....)
{I washed it when we got back home...}
(Still though, thats dirty, you wear it everyday!)
{....}
~
Bakura decided to leave. He was disgusted how the mind of the King of Games worked. He pulled his pants up (he was mooning Yugi! Perverts....) and walked away, but her made a very rude gesture in the room using his hand before leaving. Maybe he could find something to eat. Afterall, he emptied his stomach last chapter.
~
{(O_O) Yami, did you just finger me?}
(First of all, your my Aibou! I would never do that to you! Second, your a dude, and a minor at that.... Third, I am only a ghost right now! I can't even touch you!! What the HELL made you think I got to third base with you?)
{ Yami, you have a dirty mind you know that?}
(You have a dirty mouth)
{ (-_-) Still though, I could have sworn someone just gave me the finger...}
(Aibou! Is your Grandpa doing things to you?!?! Is he touching you?!?!)
{GOD DAMMIT YAMI!! Get your mind out of the gutter, I meant show me the middle finger!}
(SOMEONE SHOWED YOU THEIR TROUSER SNAKE?!?!?!) (hehe, Jay and Slient Bob)
{Yami....get this straight....in no way was I sexually assulted or molested, GOT THAT?!?!??!}
(Alright.....)
{.......}
(.........)
{........}
(.........)
{.......}
(.........)
{.......}
(.........)
{.......}
(....But if someone touched you- )
{GOD DAMMIT YAMI!!} Yugi cut off the connection after that.
~
Yami: Why do I seem as stupid as Joey in that chapter?
Jounouchi: I'm not stupid!
Yami: I said Joey!
Yugi: My mouth...my semi-clean mouth.....
Grandpa: I would never touch Yugi! And if I did, he would never tell anyone!
Ryou and Bakura: WIPE OUR ASS WITH THE PUZZLE?!?!
SOTR: _ everyone is pissed so I'm just gonna leave now
Everyone: Don't let him get away! Sacrifice him to Ra!
SOTR: O_O Fu-
~
Review on your way out would you?
I started a new story! It's called D-MTV (Duel-Monsters Training Videos) Its based on Yami's tapes...so I guess it's not a real story....whatever. Check it out, ok?!
~
I don't know if I can write a new chapter this weekend. If I can't, then there will be a new chapter on Monday. Sorry!!