Up in Gunsmoke
Braids
Blah Blah Blah I don't own Trigun or Cowboy Bebop so don't sue me they belong to other people I just use em and twist em how I see fit. Braids
Chapter 5: Lost, Found, and Crazy Things
"Damn it I knew he was going to slip away once we turned our backs, you OK Feena?" Spike asked as Feena sat on the ground with a bloodied nose.
"I'm pine, dat damn diot almos boke my ose." Feena said as she pinched her nose and tilted her head back. Spike sighed and looked over the three men who had once again got in his way and once again had to take care of at the cost of losing Vash.
"Yeah well next time they're not going to get in our way again." Spike said as the Sherif hauled the three into jail. They had been wanted for severe destruction in pursuit of other bounties and were worth about five-million double dollars witch Spike and Feena were to collect from the bank. The sherif came back out and handed Feena a clean rag for her nose.
"Here ma'am, I'm sorry bout those three, but at least they're behind bars now." He told her as she took the rag and wiped her nose and mouth clean of the blood.
"Tanks." Feena said tilting her head back. Out of the corner of her eye she was sure she saw Vash looking at her from down the road, she wondered if he was worried about her? Looking to Spike she wondered if he had seen him too but Spike was already heading to the bank to collect their pay. "Hey! Wait up!" She said running after him. She caught up to him quickly. "How are we going to catch Vash now?" She said testing her nose to see if it was still bleeding, it had slowed down a little thankfully but it still smarted.
"That shouldn't be too hard." Spike said casually as he pulled out a black box.
"Is that a tracking device?" Feena asked taking a closer look at it he nodded.
"Yup."
"You bugged him? Don't you worry that he might find the bug?"
"Nope, I put it in the handcuffs and the only way he's getting them off is if he somehow slips out of them, or somehow manages to breaks them, he can't get out because I have the only key." He said patting his jacket pocket.
"Let's just hope that he can't break them." Feena said as they walked into the bank.
Spike walked up to the teller and gave her the bounty notice, the woman looked at him and then at Feena, this was the second time she had seen the two of them in two days it was rather strange. They didn't seem to be any sort of gang they just seemed to be really good bounty hunters, looking at the two she also wondered if they might be able to catch the sixty-billion double dollar bounty at the rate they were going. Splitting the bounty the two walked out talking about tracking someone.
Spike turned on the tracking device and then tapped it a few times and saw a little green dot not to far away. "He hasn't left town yet I guess that's a good sign."
"And he's not far away so let's go." Feena said looking over his shoulder. Spike grinned and the two took off after the bleep that at the moment wasn't moving. Though as they got closer it started to move and it started to move fast.
"How did they find me so quickly?" Vash said as he started running again, he couldn't get the handcuffs off yet. 'These two are good too good to be just your normal bounty hunters, they haven't caused me to blow anything up or blown anything up them selves.' Vash thought as he ran down the street. Looking behind him he saw the two of them catching up to him very quickly. "AND THEY'RE RIGHT BEHIND ME! AHH!" He said aloud as he started to run faster. Feena and Spike only speed up as well Spike with his longer legs was ahead of Feena who was now holding the tracking device. "What?! They're tracking me but how?" He said seeing the box in Feena's hand. He looked down at his hands and cursed him self, it was no wonder that Spike hadn't gone after him right away. 'How did they get a tracking device? Those things aren't common these days, and these handcuffs are not normal either, could they be from a SEED ship that hadn't landed yet? How did they have the technology that most people had forgotten in this day of age?' He questioned him self. He tried to use his gun arm to break the hand cuffs but it was no use they were made out of a titanium alloy, the only way to get em off was to have the key. "Oh man I have to figure out witch one of them has the key, and then I have to figure out a way to get it off them." He said as he slid to a stop behind a building. "Let's be a bit daring they haven't drawn their guns."
"He's up to something." Feena said as she saw the bleep stop.
"Probably trying to get those hand cuffs off." Spike said. As they got closer Vash suddenly came at them in hopes to run them down, but Spike was too fast for him and with a few quick movements he knocked the un expecting Vash to the ground. "Well, that was kind of stupid don't you think?" Spike said kneeling down next to Vash.
"Yeah actually it was." Vash muttered into the ground.
"Were you trying to knock me down for these?" Spike said pulling out the key. Vash jumped up and tried to grab it but Spike steeped down on his back keeping him down.
"Oww that hurt." Vash said with a whimper.
"Jeez, for a guy who they put a sixty-billion double dollar bounty on your really a wimp." Feena said shaking her head. He was suddenly holding onto her leg causing her to do a slow look down at him as he nuzzled her leg.
"How can someone as nice and as soft as you be a bounty hunter?" He asked. Now was her turn to hit him with a swift punch to his head. "OW!"
"That's what you get for grabbing onto my leg like that." Feena said.
"But... but..." Vash said with big puppy dog eyes.
"Come on we're turning you in for that bounty on your head." Spike said.
"Come on can't we talk this over?" Vash pleaded as he stood up.
"Why?"
"Well, I had nothing to do with what they're accusing me of?"
"Then why not go to the police and get it all straitened out?" Feena suggested as she took his gun, it was rather heavy but she didn't complain about it.
"They wont listen to me..." Vash said. He fidgeted and wondered why this girl was so blunt. "You know cause they think I'm a criminal and all..." He said watching Spikes hand with the key in it.
"Right, stop eyeing the key." Spike said.
"I! Uh... am I that obvious?" Vash said looking at Spike a bit shocked.
"To me you are, your like any criminal all you want is to be free but, with a bounty that big on your head it's not going to happen." Spike said. "Just to be sure." Spike opened his mouth and swallowed the key then opened his mouth wide to show he had actually swallowed it. Vash looked at him horrified, there had gone his chances to swipe the key.
"Oh that was nice I'm not touching that key now that it's been in your mouth." Feena said with slight disgust. She knew that trick, it was kinda an illusion you really store it in your throat next to your tongue, it took a lot of practice and a lot of choking to master. Spike just grinned and yet at the same time he wondered how Feena knew the trick.
"You don't have to." Spike said. "Now come on Mr. Stampede, you've got a date with the Sheriff." Spike said as he motioned Vash towards the sheriff office.
"Aww man this sucks." Vash grumbled.
"Hey, if you're really innocent, then there's no real need to worry is there?" Feena said.
"Yeah but that will take time and I really don't want to sit in jail..." Vash whined. Something suddenly streaked over head and Vash took the moment to elbow the confused Spike in the gut causing him to accidentally spit out the key and right into Vash's hand.
"Umm Spike was that the Swordfish I just saw fly over our heads?" Feena asked as she watched it head off into the distance. Spike pulled the radio from his side shaking off Vash's hit not realizing Vash figured it out.
"Hey Ed?" He called up to the Bebop. It took a moment before Ed responded.
"What is it Spike-Spike?" Ed asked.
"You borrowing the Swordfish again?" He asked as the Swordfish turned around and headed back their way.
"No..." Ed said wondering what happened.
"Aww crap..." Spike said watching as the Swordfish approached again. "My ship!" He cried devastated at what was happening. Feena sighed and then turned and started running towards her own ship.
"I'll go take care of this Spike I'm sure that the Peebo will catch up to who ever it is." She said as she continued running Spike looked at Vash and grumbled as he chased after Feena, he thought he still managed to keep the key were it was even after Vash had elbowed him. "Stay with him!" Feena said as Spike caught up with her.
"He's not going to get far." Spike told her as they ran out of town. "Besides that's my ship and I'm coming with you!"
"Fine, but if we loose him it's your own fault!" Feena told him.
"Yeah, yeah I know." Spike said as they continued to run towards Feena's ship. "Let's just get my ship back." He said as they quickly reached the Peebo.
"Yeah, we'll do just that, hopefully without damaging it, they only seem to be able to just fly it." Feena opened the hatch of her ship and hopped in as did Spike into the back seat. "Buckle up and hold on." She told him as she closed the hatch, buckled up her self and then quickly took off. Spike barely got his seat belt on before she took off and he almost couldn't get him self buckled in. Feena quickly found where Spikes Ship was and headed that way quickly.
"Hey slow down for a second!" Spike said as he tried to buckle the belt in, it suddenly clicked in for him as Feena caught up to the ship.
"HEY YOU BUDDY! LAND THAT SHIP NOW!" Feena yelled over the outer speaker. The guy in the ship turned and looked at them a bit stunned. "You heard me land it now."
"And what you going to do girlie?" The guy said over the intercom. Spike lurched forwards and grabbed onto Feena's seat and proceeded to yell at him.
"If you don't land that ship now when I get my hands on you I'm going to make you wish you were never born GET OUT OF MY SHIP!" Spike yelled. Feena winced and covered her ear that was now slightly ringing and then she activated the pulse cannon that came out of the bottom.
"Right and if I don't?" The guy said.
"I'll just have to shoot you down." Feena told him as she flew a little higher for him to see her nice shinny Pulse cannon that was pointed at him and charging up. She put the mute on quickly so the guy didn't hear what she was going to do.
"Your not going to really shoot my ship are you?" Spike asked a bit horrified.
"No, I'm just threatening him a bit, but I can at least knock out the power in it... if I have to I'll tow you back to the Bebop." Feena told him.
"Great I have this bad feeling that something was out after me, you wont let me smoke, we end up on another planet no where near Earth or Mars, and now some idiot takes my ship!"
"Oh quit your whining everything will turn out fine." Feena said.
"Ummm what dose that thing do?" The man asked a bit nervously.
"It's a pulse cannon it will utterly kill you if I want or it will shock the computer system into shutting down causing you to crash and then I'll let him beat you for crashing his ship." Feena said casually. The guy slowly headed down as did she to land, he wasn't going to chance it. As soon as he landed the swordfish he got out and ran for his life. Feena just opened the hatch and let Spike go after the poor guy. "I kinda feel sorry for him but you should never mess with a guy who is going threw withdrawal." Feena said watching as Spike lost his temper on the poor guy. "He should meditate more." She added.
Braids: That's it for now I have to work on Editing the next chapter and then It's just... the new chapter...
Spike: You finally going to be nice to me?
Braids: Maybe .; only time can tell.
Spike: you better or I'll spoil things
Braids: HAVE YOU BEEN READING MY NOTES!?
Spike: Maybe... what's it to you?
Braids: that's it where's Lee's tranquilizer?
Spike: Hey that's an idea! I could use something like that on Vash!
Braids: sigh Until next time see you Space Cowboys
Kuroneko-sama: Mow!
Braids
Blah Blah Blah I don't own Trigun or Cowboy Bebop so don't sue me they belong to other people I just use em and twist em how I see fit. Braids
Chapter 5: Lost, Found, and Crazy Things
"Damn it I knew he was going to slip away once we turned our backs, you OK Feena?" Spike asked as Feena sat on the ground with a bloodied nose.
"I'm pine, dat damn diot almos boke my ose." Feena said as she pinched her nose and tilted her head back. Spike sighed and looked over the three men who had once again got in his way and once again had to take care of at the cost of losing Vash.
"Yeah well next time they're not going to get in our way again." Spike said as the Sherif hauled the three into jail. They had been wanted for severe destruction in pursuit of other bounties and were worth about five-million double dollars witch Spike and Feena were to collect from the bank. The sherif came back out and handed Feena a clean rag for her nose.
"Here ma'am, I'm sorry bout those three, but at least they're behind bars now." He told her as she took the rag and wiped her nose and mouth clean of the blood.
"Tanks." Feena said tilting her head back. Out of the corner of her eye she was sure she saw Vash looking at her from down the road, she wondered if he was worried about her? Looking to Spike she wondered if he had seen him too but Spike was already heading to the bank to collect their pay. "Hey! Wait up!" She said running after him. She caught up to him quickly. "How are we going to catch Vash now?" She said testing her nose to see if it was still bleeding, it had slowed down a little thankfully but it still smarted.
"That shouldn't be too hard." Spike said casually as he pulled out a black box.
"Is that a tracking device?" Feena asked taking a closer look at it he nodded.
"Yup."
"You bugged him? Don't you worry that he might find the bug?"
"Nope, I put it in the handcuffs and the only way he's getting them off is if he somehow slips out of them, or somehow manages to breaks them, he can't get out because I have the only key." He said patting his jacket pocket.
"Let's just hope that he can't break them." Feena said as they walked into the bank.
Spike walked up to the teller and gave her the bounty notice, the woman looked at him and then at Feena, this was the second time she had seen the two of them in two days it was rather strange. They didn't seem to be any sort of gang they just seemed to be really good bounty hunters, looking at the two she also wondered if they might be able to catch the sixty-billion double dollar bounty at the rate they were going. Splitting the bounty the two walked out talking about tracking someone.
Spike turned on the tracking device and then tapped it a few times and saw a little green dot not to far away. "He hasn't left town yet I guess that's a good sign."
"And he's not far away so let's go." Feena said looking over his shoulder. Spike grinned and the two took off after the bleep that at the moment wasn't moving. Though as they got closer it started to move and it started to move fast.
"How did they find me so quickly?" Vash said as he started running again, he couldn't get the handcuffs off yet. 'These two are good too good to be just your normal bounty hunters, they haven't caused me to blow anything up or blown anything up them selves.' Vash thought as he ran down the street. Looking behind him he saw the two of them catching up to him very quickly. "AND THEY'RE RIGHT BEHIND ME! AHH!" He said aloud as he started to run faster. Feena and Spike only speed up as well Spike with his longer legs was ahead of Feena who was now holding the tracking device. "What?! They're tracking me but how?" He said seeing the box in Feena's hand. He looked down at his hands and cursed him self, it was no wonder that Spike hadn't gone after him right away. 'How did they get a tracking device? Those things aren't common these days, and these handcuffs are not normal either, could they be from a SEED ship that hadn't landed yet? How did they have the technology that most people had forgotten in this day of age?' He questioned him self. He tried to use his gun arm to break the hand cuffs but it was no use they were made out of a titanium alloy, the only way to get em off was to have the key. "Oh man I have to figure out witch one of them has the key, and then I have to figure out a way to get it off them." He said as he slid to a stop behind a building. "Let's be a bit daring they haven't drawn their guns."
"He's up to something." Feena said as she saw the bleep stop.
"Probably trying to get those hand cuffs off." Spike said. As they got closer Vash suddenly came at them in hopes to run them down, but Spike was too fast for him and with a few quick movements he knocked the un expecting Vash to the ground. "Well, that was kind of stupid don't you think?" Spike said kneeling down next to Vash.
"Yeah actually it was." Vash muttered into the ground.
"Were you trying to knock me down for these?" Spike said pulling out the key. Vash jumped up and tried to grab it but Spike steeped down on his back keeping him down.
"Oww that hurt." Vash said with a whimper.
"Jeez, for a guy who they put a sixty-billion double dollar bounty on your really a wimp." Feena said shaking her head. He was suddenly holding onto her leg causing her to do a slow look down at him as he nuzzled her leg.
"How can someone as nice and as soft as you be a bounty hunter?" He asked. Now was her turn to hit him with a swift punch to his head. "OW!"
"That's what you get for grabbing onto my leg like that." Feena said.
"But... but..." Vash said with big puppy dog eyes.
"Come on we're turning you in for that bounty on your head." Spike said.
"Come on can't we talk this over?" Vash pleaded as he stood up.
"Why?"
"Well, I had nothing to do with what they're accusing me of?"
"Then why not go to the police and get it all straitened out?" Feena suggested as she took his gun, it was rather heavy but she didn't complain about it.
"They wont listen to me..." Vash said. He fidgeted and wondered why this girl was so blunt. "You know cause they think I'm a criminal and all..." He said watching Spikes hand with the key in it.
"Right, stop eyeing the key." Spike said.
"I! Uh... am I that obvious?" Vash said looking at Spike a bit shocked.
"To me you are, your like any criminal all you want is to be free but, with a bounty that big on your head it's not going to happen." Spike said. "Just to be sure." Spike opened his mouth and swallowed the key then opened his mouth wide to show he had actually swallowed it. Vash looked at him horrified, there had gone his chances to swipe the key.
"Oh that was nice I'm not touching that key now that it's been in your mouth." Feena said with slight disgust. She knew that trick, it was kinda an illusion you really store it in your throat next to your tongue, it took a lot of practice and a lot of choking to master. Spike just grinned and yet at the same time he wondered how Feena knew the trick.
"You don't have to." Spike said. "Now come on Mr. Stampede, you've got a date with the Sheriff." Spike said as he motioned Vash towards the sheriff office.
"Aww man this sucks." Vash grumbled.
"Hey, if you're really innocent, then there's no real need to worry is there?" Feena said.
"Yeah but that will take time and I really don't want to sit in jail..." Vash whined. Something suddenly streaked over head and Vash took the moment to elbow the confused Spike in the gut causing him to accidentally spit out the key and right into Vash's hand.
"Umm Spike was that the Swordfish I just saw fly over our heads?" Feena asked as she watched it head off into the distance. Spike pulled the radio from his side shaking off Vash's hit not realizing Vash figured it out.
"Hey Ed?" He called up to the Bebop. It took a moment before Ed responded.
"What is it Spike-Spike?" Ed asked.
"You borrowing the Swordfish again?" He asked as the Swordfish turned around and headed back their way.
"No..." Ed said wondering what happened.
"Aww crap..." Spike said watching as the Swordfish approached again. "My ship!" He cried devastated at what was happening. Feena sighed and then turned and started running towards her own ship.
"I'll go take care of this Spike I'm sure that the Peebo will catch up to who ever it is." She said as she continued running Spike looked at Vash and grumbled as he chased after Feena, he thought he still managed to keep the key were it was even after Vash had elbowed him. "Stay with him!" Feena said as Spike caught up with her.
"He's not going to get far." Spike told her as they ran out of town. "Besides that's my ship and I'm coming with you!"
"Fine, but if we loose him it's your own fault!" Feena told him.
"Yeah, yeah I know." Spike said as they continued to run towards Feena's ship. "Let's just get my ship back." He said as they quickly reached the Peebo.
"Yeah, we'll do just that, hopefully without damaging it, they only seem to be able to just fly it." Feena opened the hatch of her ship and hopped in as did Spike into the back seat. "Buckle up and hold on." She told him as she closed the hatch, buckled up her self and then quickly took off. Spike barely got his seat belt on before she took off and he almost couldn't get him self buckled in. Feena quickly found where Spikes Ship was and headed that way quickly.
"Hey slow down for a second!" Spike said as he tried to buckle the belt in, it suddenly clicked in for him as Feena caught up to the ship.
"HEY YOU BUDDY! LAND THAT SHIP NOW!" Feena yelled over the outer speaker. The guy in the ship turned and looked at them a bit stunned. "You heard me land it now."
"And what you going to do girlie?" The guy said over the intercom. Spike lurched forwards and grabbed onto Feena's seat and proceeded to yell at him.
"If you don't land that ship now when I get my hands on you I'm going to make you wish you were never born GET OUT OF MY SHIP!" Spike yelled. Feena winced and covered her ear that was now slightly ringing and then she activated the pulse cannon that came out of the bottom.
"Right and if I don't?" The guy said.
"I'll just have to shoot you down." Feena told him as she flew a little higher for him to see her nice shinny Pulse cannon that was pointed at him and charging up. She put the mute on quickly so the guy didn't hear what she was going to do.
"Your not going to really shoot my ship are you?" Spike asked a bit horrified.
"No, I'm just threatening him a bit, but I can at least knock out the power in it... if I have to I'll tow you back to the Bebop." Feena told him.
"Great I have this bad feeling that something was out after me, you wont let me smoke, we end up on another planet no where near Earth or Mars, and now some idiot takes my ship!"
"Oh quit your whining everything will turn out fine." Feena said.
"Ummm what dose that thing do?" The man asked a bit nervously.
"It's a pulse cannon it will utterly kill you if I want or it will shock the computer system into shutting down causing you to crash and then I'll let him beat you for crashing his ship." Feena said casually. The guy slowly headed down as did she to land, he wasn't going to chance it. As soon as he landed the swordfish he got out and ran for his life. Feena just opened the hatch and let Spike go after the poor guy. "I kinda feel sorry for him but you should never mess with a guy who is going threw withdrawal." Feena said watching as Spike lost his temper on the poor guy. "He should meditate more." She added.
Braids: That's it for now I have to work on Editing the next chapter and then It's just... the new chapter...
Spike: You finally going to be nice to me?
Braids: Maybe .; only time can tell.
Spike: you better or I'll spoil things
Braids: HAVE YOU BEEN READING MY NOTES!?
Spike: Maybe... what's it to you?
Braids: that's it where's Lee's tranquilizer?
Spike: Hey that's an idea! I could use something like that on Vash!
Braids: sigh Until next time see you Space Cowboys
Kuroneko-sama: Mow!