Here it is...Chapter 7 re-typed....I am so tired....
Thank you for being patient with me! Also, thank you to all those who reviewed! ^_^ (I would normally list everyone who reviewed as thanks and acknowledgement, but last time I did that my computer crashed....I'll do that again next chapter....)
Special thanks to C.T. for the main idea and inspiring this chapter!
~
"DAMN! What is all this crap?!" Bakura was raiding the Pharaoh's kitchen. So far, he could only find various types of health foods. The unhealthiest thing he had come across so far was water!
"Let's see, Super Slimfast.....Great Granola.....Outstanding Oatmeal.....fat-free Pikachu meat?!?!(O_O) I know I saw cookies in here before....i ate cookies in here before....where the hell are they....?" Bakura continued looking but the sudden approaching footsteps caught his attention quite well. He dove into a cabinet just as Yami entered the kitchen.
"Damn Aibou always calling me paranoid and crazy....I'm just worried about his well being. I basically see myself when I look at him, except the whole psycho thrre-eyed thing I do sometimes. Also the whole thing with Penalty Games.... If someone was touching him, that's basically like there touching me! No one touches the Pharaoh!!!"
Yami walked to the refridgerator and pulled out some carrots. For over six months, the Pharaoh had been seeing the white rabbit from Alice in Wonderland all over the puzzle. (Its not Bakura, he's just been hallucinating) He put out carrots everyday to try to lure him out. Then, he could prove to Yugi that he wasn't crazy. Yami brought the carrots over to the sink to wash them. Yami then noticed his sponges were missing!
"Damn! I just bought those sponges! The hell happened to them? They were so cool, they looked exactly like cookies!"
"YOU BASTARD!! YOU LET ME EAT SPONGES!!!"
(O_O) "The hell.....Oh yea! I never took them out of the cabinet."
"I DID YOU CHILD MOLESTING BITCH!!!! THEN I ATE YOU'RE RA DAMN SPONGES!!!!"
(O_O) "....Where is that voice comming from?"
"RIGHT HERE YOU BAS-I mean its your imagination."
"No its not"
"Yes it is"
"Is not"
"Is too."
"Is not"
"Is too."
"Is not"
"Is too."
"Is not"
"Is too."
"Is not"
"Is too."
"Is not"
"Is too."
Yami then approached the cabinet that generated the voice. Bakura knew this so he put his head between his legs and curled into fetal position. Maybe if he couldn't see the Pharaoh, the Pharaoh couldn't see him. Inside Bakura knew he would be discovered. It was all over for him. He and the Pharaoh were about to have their last battle....
Yami approached the cabinet. He opened the door and let out a yelp. (O_O) "Holy Crap!" This is it, its all over, thought Bakura.
"I finally found you! My little bunny friend! Thought you could get away!"
(Oo') " I get it now, the Pharaoh has mistaken my hair for a rabbit. I may just escape here unnoticed."
Yami bent down and began stroking the Bunny and shoving carrots in it.
"I'm going to kill him....." muttered Bakura, shaking with rage.
"Ok little bunny, you stay right here while I get the shotgun! Tonight I ain't eating healthy!" Yami then walked away.
"(O_O) FUCK!!!" Bakura darted out and ran away as fast as possible. He brushed the carrots out of his hair and then continued down the hall. He was far away from the kitchen anyways. For the first time, Bakura felt very lonely. He had no one to talk to. Ryou was not here for him. He also hated to admit it, but there was one girl he had his eye on for a while. Going this long without seeing her was absolute hell for him. He then noticed for the first time the room next to him was emmiting music. He opened the door and walked inside.
(O_O) Bakura then fell to the floor in a dead faint.
~
"Wake up.....wake up....."
"The hell?!" Bakura lept to his feet, ready to punch whoever was there. He finally focused and realized he was staring face to face with.....Tea?!
"Holy crap its the Pharaoh's bitch! How is it that you can exist in the Sennen Puzzle?"
"Hehe! You're funny! What's your name?"
"You mean you don't remember me? I am Bakura, the King of Thieves!" Despite his arrogant tone, Bakura was crestfallen at the fact Tea did not remember who he was. Did everyone, including Her really forget about him in about a month's time?
"Hi! I'm Tea!"
"Tea...the hell are you doing in the Puzzle?
"Silly goose! I live here!"
*anime fall* "How can that be? Also, never EVER call me any sort of bird!! You do that again and I'll kill you!! I'll kill you dead!!" (Right....)
The room was of fair size. Unlike other rooms, this one was decorated in purple. Here and there a pink flower was splashed on. There were little Shining Friendships(a card) flying around the room and also the music he heard before was "Shuffle."
"Well, I just woke up here one day! Yammers (O_O) was the first person I met. He told me that he has met many people. Also, every person he meets and considers them a friend or enemy will get their own room in his house! I am what Yammers thinks I am. I act how he thinks I act. The Puzzle lets my personality take a form inside the Puzzle. (If thats too confusing, e- mail me and I'll try to explain it better.)
"So your saying your just part of the Puzzle's magic?" Bakura was relieved and dissapointed at the same time to learn this was not the real Tea.
"I guess! I like magic!"
"Wow...the Pharaoh must think Tea is really dumb." Bakura said in thought. Then, he spoke up.
"Just my luck, I enter a 5,000 year old puzzle and I come across a dumb Brunette..."
"My name isn't Brunette! Its Tea!"
(-_-) Well, its been a pleasure talking to you, but I really must be on my way." Bakura turned around and then suddenly....SPLAT! A Shining Friendship flew right into his face!
"Ra Damn I hate that Fucking card......" he muttered.
"Wait! You can't go!" Said Tea
"Why not, no mortal tells me what to do!"
"Well, if you leave, I can't give you my 'special' performance." She winked when she said special.
(O_O)" Ok, I'll stay! Tell me, will this performance be stimulating and exotic?" Asked Bakura grinning. He knew a slap was comming, but he didn't care.
"Oh yes, very stimulating and exotic" said Tea seductively.
(O_O) "THANK YOU RA!!" Tea grabbed Bakura's arm and led him over to a Happy Lover chair. Bakura was very excited that Tea was going to "perform" for him.
"Let me just put on some more appropriate music for the occasion." said Tea, taking out "Shuffle" and putting in another CD Bakura didn't see. Frankly, he didn't care! He was going to get a lap dance from the girl he lo-wait.....did he love her?
"Na, I'm just going to get entertained by this girl. I'm just using her...." He said it but he didn't believe it.
"Ok, are you ready my little Baku?" Tea whispered.
His hormones took over. He just wanted to see this beauty naked. He didn't even care that she now had a pet name for him, Baku. "Hell yea I'm ready!"
The music turned on and it was the song Tea sings on the american YuGiOh Cd. (My brother owns it (_)
Bakura: (O_O)
Tea started talking. "Friends are the most important thing in the world. We can accomplish anything through the power of friendship! For example, I remember this one time, at band camp-"
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!?!?!"
Tea blinked at him in confusion. Then, she smiled and said, "I'm performing for you!"
"But....I thought you would strip for me...."
"Who would want to see that?" She asked, oblivious to the fact she was talking to someone who has gone without sex for 5,000 years.
"You said it would be stimulating and exotic!" He shouted, pointing a finger at her.
"Well, these speeches always give Yammers the energy he needs! He gets so excited whenever I give them! I'm just practicing this one on you before I give it to him!"
(Oo') "Well....how's it exotic then?"
"Well, if you didn't interupt my speech, a little later I would have said 'Gato' in it! Gato is Spanish for cat! Spanish is very exotic!"
*Sweatdrop* "Well, if that's your performance I really must go." Bakura did like how she was always so supportive, but he was still evil, and no one evil (or sane) would want to hear a friendship speech. He darted to the door but it was locked. "Oh Fuck...."
"Looking for these?" Tea was holding the keys to the door. On her face she wore an expression that would have fit Yami Malik perfectly. "SIT DOWN BITCH AND LISTEN TO MY SPEECH!!"
(O_O') Bakura just stood there in shock of what Tea had said. He also didn't notice Tea had walked over there with a chair and a roll of ducktape. Bakura came to his senses as soon as Tea finished taping him to the chair.
"LET ME GO YOU CRAZY BITCH!!"
"No! in fact, before I start my speech I will teach you some respect. First of all, my name isn't 'bitch' its Tea, now you try.
"YOU BITCH!! UNTIE ME THIS INSTANT!!!!!!"
*SLAP!*
Bakura: (X_O)
SAY MY NAME BITCH!!"
"MAKE ME!!"
*WHACK!*
Bakura: (X_X)
"SAY MY NAME!!!"
"NO, I WILL NOT GIVE YOU THE SATISFACTION!!"
Tea then pulled out a big book. It was labeled, "Big Book of Friendship Speeches. By Tea Gardner."
(O_O) TEA! Tea! Just don't read from the book!" Tea returned to her normal smiling self and was now laughing happily.
"Does that mean your ready for my speech?"
"....yes...."
~
6 hours later...
~
...and that's how elephants and artichokes can work together to overthrow the President of the United States! Through friendship!"
(O_O) Bakura was traumatized for life. When Tea untied him, he just slowly walked to the corner and huddled there in fetal position. He was so shocked he didn't even notice when Tea was changing her clothes or practicing her dance moves in those mini-skirts....
Finally about 3 hours later, Tea approached the Thief. "Hey Baku....are you alright?"
"Tea...DON'T EVER CALL ME BAKU!!!! YOU DO THAT AGAIN AND I WILL MAKE YOU SUFFER FOR ETERNITY!!!!" All his rage was let out right there. He really didn't want to yell at her, but the build up of the speech and 'Baku' was just too much.
Tea just laughed. "You can't make me suffer for eternity! I can't even leave this room and I doubt you want to stay here for all eternity!"
"I guess your right then....hey, tell me this, if you can't leave, what about the bathroom and stuff?"
"I do it in that corner you were laying in!"
(O_O) "I think its time I leave...."
"Ok Baku! Please come back soon!"
"Yea....soon...." Bakura walked to the door but when he opened it, he saw Yami at the end of the hallway, walking their direction.
"SHIT!" He ran back into the room.
"Baku! You're back!"
"Please Tea, you must help me! Yammer-I mean Yami can't know I am here! You must hide me!"
"Ok, on one condition!"
"Sure, anything!"
"You must tell me why its important to have friends!"
".....What?"
"TELL ME NOW BITCH!"
(O_O) "OK! ok....let's see....you can use them as scape goats when you get caught tomb robbing! They also make great sacrifices to the Gods when you run out of farm animals"
*Sweatdrop* "I guess that works....ok! You hide under this podium until Yammers is gone." (The podium is where Tea performs her speeches for Yami)
"Thank you Tea! You're an angel!" Before he knew what he was doing, he pulled her into a tight hug and then he kissed her! (Yay Bakura!) After he realized it, he pulled away in shock. The two lovebirds just stared at each other for a while. (I'm a big Tea X Bakura fan!)
"Tea you ho! Get my speech ready! It's time to ta-ta-ta-talk! (Had to make fun of that at least once) Yami had interupted thier moment.
"I guess you better hide" said Tea, still blushing.
"Alright...." Bakura was blushing as well. He was also rubbing the back of his head nervously, still not believing what he had just done.
"Please visit me again"
"I will"
With one last look at each other, Bakura went under the podium as soon as Yami walked through the door. Yami and Tea proceded to make small talk.
"How are you Yammers?"
"Alright...just tired."
"Um....I love your sweater!"
"Yea, I found it in the laundry room! I love it! My little bitch of an Aibou doesn't though."
"Why is he a bitch?"
"He keeps yelling at me and making me feel stupid. All I did was ask if someone was molesting him, and he goes nuts on me! I should be the one who is mad! He let the Tomb Robber use my puzzle for toilet paper!!!!"
"Oh....who's the Tomb Robber?"
"Ryou Bakura....RYOU FUCKING BAKURA!!!! I CURSE THAT NAME!! MAY ANUBIS EMERGE AND PASS JUDGEMENT ON HIM SO HE CAN BURN IN HELL!!!!"
~
~Elsewhere
Ryou just finished baking a cake. He was taking off his apron when suddenly his kitchen burst into flames and Anubis emerged.
"Oh my! It seems I may be in a spot of trouble!
"RYOU BAKURA! IT IS TIME FOR YOUR FINAL JUDGEMENT!!!!"
(O_O) "Oh Crap"
~Back in the Puzzle
~
"I like Baku! He is a great kisser!"
(O_O)"......What?"
"Um....nothing!"
"Right...so, should we begin?"
"Yea."
Bakura was still hiding. He didn't know what they were going to begin. He tried to think of something but then a loud noise interrupted his thoughts.
The friendship song started blaring and the truth dawned on Bakura.....
(O_O) "I HAVE TO LISTEN TO THAT FUCKING SPEECH AGAIN?!?!?!?!?! SSSHHHHIIIIIIIIIII-"
"Friends are the most important thing in the world. We can accomplish anything through the power of friendship!.....
~
SOTR: Poor Baku....
Bakura: Don't fucking call me that!!
Tea: You know how hard it is to write fresh material in every speech? Its damn hard!!!!
SOTR: You think we can end this chapter without you guys killing me?
T&B: Yea, I guess so
Bakura: You werent that mean to me in this chapter anyways....
SOTR: Hehe, you're only letting me go because you two kissed!
T&B: BOIL HIM IN OIL!!!!!
SOTR: Crap
~
Sorry again for my computer erasing this chapter earlier! Please review! ^_^
Thank you for being patient with me! Also, thank you to all those who reviewed! ^_^ (I would normally list everyone who reviewed as thanks and acknowledgement, but last time I did that my computer crashed....I'll do that again next chapter....)
Special thanks to C.T. for the main idea and inspiring this chapter!
~
"DAMN! What is all this crap?!" Bakura was raiding the Pharaoh's kitchen. So far, he could only find various types of health foods. The unhealthiest thing he had come across so far was water!
"Let's see, Super Slimfast.....Great Granola.....Outstanding Oatmeal.....fat-free Pikachu meat?!?!(O_O) I know I saw cookies in here before....i ate cookies in here before....where the hell are they....?" Bakura continued looking but the sudden approaching footsteps caught his attention quite well. He dove into a cabinet just as Yami entered the kitchen.
"Damn Aibou always calling me paranoid and crazy....I'm just worried about his well being. I basically see myself when I look at him, except the whole psycho thrre-eyed thing I do sometimes. Also the whole thing with Penalty Games.... If someone was touching him, that's basically like there touching me! No one touches the Pharaoh!!!"
Yami walked to the refridgerator and pulled out some carrots. For over six months, the Pharaoh had been seeing the white rabbit from Alice in Wonderland all over the puzzle. (Its not Bakura, he's just been hallucinating) He put out carrots everyday to try to lure him out. Then, he could prove to Yugi that he wasn't crazy. Yami brought the carrots over to the sink to wash them. Yami then noticed his sponges were missing!
"Damn! I just bought those sponges! The hell happened to them? They were so cool, they looked exactly like cookies!"
"YOU BASTARD!! YOU LET ME EAT SPONGES!!!"
(O_O) "The hell.....Oh yea! I never took them out of the cabinet."
"I DID YOU CHILD MOLESTING BITCH!!!! THEN I ATE YOU'RE RA DAMN SPONGES!!!!"
(O_O) "....Where is that voice comming from?"
"RIGHT HERE YOU BAS-I mean its your imagination."
"No its not"
"Yes it is"
"Is not"
"Is too."
"Is not"
"Is too."
"Is not"
"Is too."
"Is not"
"Is too."
"Is not"
"Is too."
"Is not"
"Is too."
Yami then approached the cabinet that generated the voice. Bakura knew this so he put his head between his legs and curled into fetal position. Maybe if he couldn't see the Pharaoh, the Pharaoh couldn't see him. Inside Bakura knew he would be discovered. It was all over for him. He and the Pharaoh were about to have their last battle....
Yami approached the cabinet. He opened the door and let out a yelp. (O_O) "Holy Crap!" This is it, its all over, thought Bakura.
"I finally found you! My little bunny friend! Thought you could get away!"
(Oo') " I get it now, the Pharaoh has mistaken my hair for a rabbit. I may just escape here unnoticed."
Yami bent down and began stroking the Bunny and shoving carrots in it.
"I'm going to kill him....." muttered Bakura, shaking with rage.
"Ok little bunny, you stay right here while I get the shotgun! Tonight I ain't eating healthy!" Yami then walked away.
"(O_O) FUCK!!!" Bakura darted out and ran away as fast as possible. He brushed the carrots out of his hair and then continued down the hall. He was far away from the kitchen anyways. For the first time, Bakura felt very lonely. He had no one to talk to. Ryou was not here for him. He also hated to admit it, but there was one girl he had his eye on for a while. Going this long without seeing her was absolute hell for him. He then noticed for the first time the room next to him was emmiting music. He opened the door and walked inside.
(O_O) Bakura then fell to the floor in a dead faint.
~
"Wake up.....wake up....."
"The hell?!" Bakura lept to his feet, ready to punch whoever was there. He finally focused and realized he was staring face to face with.....Tea?!
"Holy crap its the Pharaoh's bitch! How is it that you can exist in the Sennen Puzzle?"
"Hehe! You're funny! What's your name?"
"You mean you don't remember me? I am Bakura, the King of Thieves!" Despite his arrogant tone, Bakura was crestfallen at the fact Tea did not remember who he was. Did everyone, including Her really forget about him in about a month's time?
"Hi! I'm Tea!"
"Tea...the hell are you doing in the Puzzle?
"Silly goose! I live here!"
*anime fall* "How can that be? Also, never EVER call me any sort of bird!! You do that again and I'll kill you!! I'll kill you dead!!" (Right....)
The room was of fair size. Unlike other rooms, this one was decorated in purple. Here and there a pink flower was splashed on. There were little Shining Friendships(a card) flying around the room and also the music he heard before was "Shuffle."
"Well, I just woke up here one day! Yammers (O_O) was the first person I met. He told me that he has met many people. Also, every person he meets and considers them a friend or enemy will get their own room in his house! I am what Yammers thinks I am. I act how he thinks I act. The Puzzle lets my personality take a form inside the Puzzle. (If thats too confusing, e- mail me and I'll try to explain it better.)
"So your saying your just part of the Puzzle's magic?" Bakura was relieved and dissapointed at the same time to learn this was not the real Tea.
"I guess! I like magic!"
"Wow...the Pharaoh must think Tea is really dumb." Bakura said in thought. Then, he spoke up.
"Just my luck, I enter a 5,000 year old puzzle and I come across a dumb Brunette..."
"My name isn't Brunette! Its Tea!"
(-_-) Well, its been a pleasure talking to you, but I really must be on my way." Bakura turned around and then suddenly....SPLAT! A Shining Friendship flew right into his face!
"Ra Damn I hate that Fucking card......" he muttered.
"Wait! You can't go!" Said Tea
"Why not, no mortal tells me what to do!"
"Well, if you leave, I can't give you my 'special' performance." She winked when she said special.
(O_O)" Ok, I'll stay! Tell me, will this performance be stimulating and exotic?" Asked Bakura grinning. He knew a slap was comming, but he didn't care.
"Oh yes, very stimulating and exotic" said Tea seductively.
(O_O) "THANK YOU RA!!" Tea grabbed Bakura's arm and led him over to a Happy Lover chair. Bakura was very excited that Tea was going to "perform" for him.
"Let me just put on some more appropriate music for the occasion." said Tea, taking out "Shuffle" and putting in another CD Bakura didn't see. Frankly, he didn't care! He was going to get a lap dance from the girl he lo-wait.....did he love her?
"Na, I'm just going to get entertained by this girl. I'm just using her...." He said it but he didn't believe it.
"Ok, are you ready my little Baku?" Tea whispered.
His hormones took over. He just wanted to see this beauty naked. He didn't even care that she now had a pet name for him, Baku. "Hell yea I'm ready!"
The music turned on and it was the song Tea sings on the american YuGiOh Cd. (My brother owns it (_)
Bakura: (O_O)
Tea started talking. "Friends are the most important thing in the world. We can accomplish anything through the power of friendship! For example, I remember this one time, at band camp-"
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!?!?!"
Tea blinked at him in confusion. Then, she smiled and said, "I'm performing for you!"
"But....I thought you would strip for me...."
"Who would want to see that?" She asked, oblivious to the fact she was talking to someone who has gone without sex for 5,000 years.
"You said it would be stimulating and exotic!" He shouted, pointing a finger at her.
"Well, these speeches always give Yammers the energy he needs! He gets so excited whenever I give them! I'm just practicing this one on you before I give it to him!"
(Oo') "Well....how's it exotic then?"
"Well, if you didn't interupt my speech, a little later I would have said 'Gato' in it! Gato is Spanish for cat! Spanish is very exotic!"
*Sweatdrop* "Well, if that's your performance I really must go." Bakura did like how she was always so supportive, but he was still evil, and no one evil (or sane) would want to hear a friendship speech. He darted to the door but it was locked. "Oh Fuck...."
"Looking for these?" Tea was holding the keys to the door. On her face she wore an expression that would have fit Yami Malik perfectly. "SIT DOWN BITCH AND LISTEN TO MY SPEECH!!"
(O_O') Bakura just stood there in shock of what Tea had said. He also didn't notice Tea had walked over there with a chair and a roll of ducktape. Bakura came to his senses as soon as Tea finished taping him to the chair.
"LET ME GO YOU CRAZY BITCH!!"
"No! in fact, before I start my speech I will teach you some respect. First of all, my name isn't 'bitch' its Tea, now you try.
"YOU BITCH!! UNTIE ME THIS INSTANT!!!!!!"
*SLAP!*
Bakura: (X_O)
SAY MY NAME BITCH!!"
"MAKE ME!!"
*WHACK!*
Bakura: (X_X)
"SAY MY NAME!!!"
"NO, I WILL NOT GIVE YOU THE SATISFACTION!!"
Tea then pulled out a big book. It was labeled, "Big Book of Friendship Speeches. By Tea Gardner."
(O_O) TEA! Tea! Just don't read from the book!" Tea returned to her normal smiling self and was now laughing happily.
"Does that mean your ready for my speech?"
"....yes...."
~
6 hours later...
~
...and that's how elephants and artichokes can work together to overthrow the President of the United States! Through friendship!"
(O_O) Bakura was traumatized for life. When Tea untied him, he just slowly walked to the corner and huddled there in fetal position. He was so shocked he didn't even notice when Tea was changing her clothes or practicing her dance moves in those mini-skirts....
Finally about 3 hours later, Tea approached the Thief. "Hey Baku....are you alright?"
"Tea...DON'T EVER CALL ME BAKU!!!! YOU DO THAT AGAIN AND I WILL MAKE YOU SUFFER FOR ETERNITY!!!!" All his rage was let out right there. He really didn't want to yell at her, but the build up of the speech and 'Baku' was just too much.
Tea just laughed. "You can't make me suffer for eternity! I can't even leave this room and I doubt you want to stay here for all eternity!"
"I guess your right then....hey, tell me this, if you can't leave, what about the bathroom and stuff?"
"I do it in that corner you were laying in!"
(O_O) "I think its time I leave...."
"Ok Baku! Please come back soon!"
"Yea....soon...." Bakura walked to the door but when he opened it, he saw Yami at the end of the hallway, walking their direction.
"SHIT!" He ran back into the room.
"Baku! You're back!"
"Please Tea, you must help me! Yammer-I mean Yami can't know I am here! You must hide me!"
"Ok, on one condition!"
"Sure, anything!"
"You must tell me why its important to have friends!"
".....What?"
"TELL ME NOW BITCH!"
(O_O) "OK! ok....let's see....you can use them as scape goats when you get caught tomb robbing! They also make great sacrifices to the Gods when you run out of farm animals"
*Sweatdrop* "I guess that works....ok! You hide under this podium until Yammers is gone." (The podium is where Tea performs her speeches for Yami)
"Thank you Tea! You're an angel!" Before he knew what he was doing, he pulled her into a tight hug and then he kissed her! (Yay Bakura!) After he realized it, he pulled away in shock. The two lovebirds just stared at each other for a while. (I'm a big Tea X Bakura fan!)
"Tea you ho! Get my speech ready! It's time to ta-ta-ta-talk! (Had to make fun of that at least once) Yami had interupted thier moment.
"I guess you better hide" said Tea, still blushing.
"Alright...." Bakura was blushing as well. He was also rubbing the back of his head nervously, still not believing what he had just done.
"Please visit me again"
"I will"
With one last look at each other, Bakura went under the podium as soon as Yami walked through the door. Yami and Tea proceded to make small talk.
"How are you Yammers?"
"Alright...just tired."
"Um....I love your sweater!"
"Yea, I found it in the laundry room! I love it! My little bitch of an Aibou doesn't though."
"Why is he a bitch?"
"He keeps yelling at me and making me feel stupid. All I did was ask if someone was molesting him, and he goes nuts on me! I should be the one who is mad! He let the Tomb Robber use my puzzle for toilet paper!!!!"
"Oh....who's the Tomb Robber?"
"Ryou Bakura....RYOU FUCKING BAKURA!!!! I CURSE THAT NAME!! MAY ANUBIS EMERGE AND PASS JUDGEMENT ON HIM SO HE CAN BURN IN HELL!!!!"
~
~Elsewhere
Ryou just finished baking a cake. He was taking off his apron when suddenly his kitchen burst into flames and Anubis emerged.
"Oh my! It seems I may be in a spot of trouble!
"RYOU BAKURA! IT IS TIME FOR YOUR FINAL JUDGEMENT!!!!"
(O_O) "Oh Crap"
~Back in the Puzzle
~
"I like Baku! He is a great kisser!"
(O_O)"......What?"
"Um....nothing!"
"Right...so, should we begin?"
"Yea."
Bakura was still hiding. He didn't know what they were going to begin. He tried to think of something but then a loud noise interrupted his thoughts.
The friendship song started blaring and the truth dawned on Bakura.....
(O_O) "I HAVE TO LISTEN TO THAT FUCKING SPEECH AGAIN?!?!?!?!?! SSSHHHHIIIIIIIIIII-"
"Friends are the most important thing in the world. We can accomplish anything through the power of friendship!.....
~
SOTR: Poor Baku....
Bakura: Don't fucking call me that!!
Tea: You know how hard it is to write fresh material in every speech? Its damn hard!!!!
SOTR: You think we can end this chapter without you guys killing me?
T&B: Yea, I guess so
Bakura: You werent that mean to me in this chapter anyways....
SOTR: Hehe, you're only letting me go because you two kissed!
T&B: BOIL HIM IN OIL!!!!!
SOTR: Crap
~
Sorry again for my computer erasing this chapter earlier! Please review! ^_^