Raven101319: J'aime la langue française. Son si sexy. Haha. And yes, their
kids would be so cute.
Angelgurl06: You'll definitely find out if he is in this chapter or not. This is a really big chapter so make sure to read it all, hehe. (
Fiery Slut: I promise to take out Matt and Brad, but I don't know what I am going to do with the others yet.
Damia - Queen of the Gypsi's: Malfoy already does have something to say about Kyan, haha. No, but he will.
A/N: I'm bringing back the comedy of this story. It's lost a lot of it. Oh yeah and on the 3rd break (where the setting changes along with the time) if you have Ludacris, Stand Up, you might want to play it because it really adds the mood of the break.
Chapter 11
Hermione hadn't had a beer yet that day. Kyan had drunk more than Hermione would think. He was in another room with all the rest of the guys and girls. Matt was with him. Hermione was glad she was finally alone in a room where she knew no body and where all of them were just kind of quiet and stuff like that.
She sank down on the couch and thought about Draco. He was a nice guy and not to mention really sexy, he also knew how to charm a lady when he was in need of comfort. Hermione thought about that special night. It was good and it kind of hurt, but it was good. She grinned as a crowd of people stormed in.
Kyan was the leader of this crowd and he looked really drunk. Hopefully he recognized how he pretty Hermione looked that day and remember that she was sober and he was not. But, sadly he couldn't remember anything.
He took a seat next to Hermione. She could smell the aroma of beer coming off him as he laid his head down on her shoulder.
"I love you, baby." He whispered. Hermione's eyes widened as she took her shoulder away from his head. His head slid down to her butt as he closed his eyes. Hermione got off the couch. Suddenly the loud music was turned down and someone started yelling.
"Everybody get out! Filch is coming up!" And everybody left. Left Kyan and Hermione. Left Hermione trying to pull the 6 foot boy out of the house. Finally he woke up and stood up.
"Look, Kyan we've gotta get out of here. Somebody . . . Filch is coming and we need to get out. Right now." Kyan just stared at her.
"No, I think we're better off here." Hermione swallowed as Kyan pushed her into a dark corner by her shoulders. He slobbered kisses all over her as he ran his hands up her shirt. Hermione squirmed and tried to yell, though his tongue was in the way. He pushed himself against her and made it so she couldn't escape him. Hermione tried to push him away, but she just wasn't strong enough. Tears ran down her cheeks as he started to un-buttoning her pants and touching her in uncomfortable spots. "Hermione, stop squirming, love. I want to make love to you."
"No!" Hermione yelled as someone's foot steps walked into the room. She knew it was Filch. She knew Kyan would get expelled or something like that. She didn't want him to though. He was a good kid, just not when he was drunk.
"Hey bitch! Get off of her!" A familiar voice came from behind. Kyan turned around just enough to see that Malfoy was right behind him.
"No, Malfoy. Go lick yourself. This bitch is mine." Hermione's lower lip trembled. Malfoy could see the mascara tears trickling down her cheeks. He looked back at Kyan and then whipped out his wand.
"Stupefy!" Malfoy shouted. Kyan fell to the ground. Hermione looked from his lifeless body to Malfoy. She sniffed and walked over Kyan.
"So there's no Filch, huh?" Hermione decided.
"No Filch. Told Finnigan that Filch was coming and then ran to the back of the house. When I knew everybody was gone, I came in to see if you and Dunlap were still in here."
"You really did it this time, Malfoy."
"Did what? He's drunk. Everybody passes out sometime or another when they're drunk." Hermione chuckled as she wiped away the tears from her hazel eyes. Malfoy made a face like something smelt. He then started wiping off the make up from Hermione's face.
"There, that's better." Hermione smiled.
"Tell me something, Malfoy. Would you trade me for one of those beautiful models out in Paris?" He didn't take his time.
"Probably not, for one they speak a whole different language. For two, you have bigger boobs than they do." Hermione laughed and blushed at the same time.
"And boobs mean a lot to you, don't they?"
"You bet they do. Come on, Granger. I don't wanna walk back to Hogwarts." Hermione beamed as her draped his arm over her shoulder.
"Wait," Hermione went over to Kyan, biting her lip, and placed his hand over his crotch. Malfoy laughed out loud.
"That's funny, Granger."
"I'm a funny person, what can I say."
~Dinner, 6:40~
Hermione walked into the Great Hall and saw Ron and Harry looking bummed out. Maybe it was time to start acting like regular Hermione again. Start hanging out with her regular friends again. But how could she go up to Ron after what she did in the library to him. She sucked her fear up and swallowed it down as she walked over to the two.
She sat down by Harry and started placing food on her plate. Harry and Ron looked at her like they had seen a ghost.
"You're sitting with us today?" Harry asked.
"Yes, is there a problem with that." Hermione said.
"Well it's just that usually you sit with Maura and Amy now." Hermione looked at Harry.
"If you want me to leave, I will."
"No, no, that's not the problem- Oh never mind." Hermione looked at Ron who was looking at her.
"So, Ron, how's the relationship with Lacey going?"
"Uh, we broke up." Hermione dropped her fork.
"Why? Why would you do that? You two were perfect for each other. If it's about me, I want you to go straight up to her and tell her you love her that I am a little bitch."
"No, it's not that reason. It's because she said that we were almost too perfect for each other." Hermione swallowed almost choking on her saliva.
"Oh, I see." Ron could finally meet Hermione's eyes. "What about you and Cho, Harry?" Hermione asked out of no where thinking about how they had their talk about reputations the week before. Harry sat up straight.
"Cho and me? Well uh, I'm not going out with Cho."
"Not yet." Hermione said.
"Hermione, he's going out with Ginny."
"Really? I thought you two broke up before school started." Hermione said sounding bewildered.
"We did, but I mean, there's only one life to-" Harry's sentence trailed off in Hermione's mind going back to this morning.
"Love the one you've got." Hermione whispered.
"What?" Harry asked. Hermione came back from her trance and looked at Harry and Ron.
"Uh, nothing." She looked back at the entrance of the door. Kyan was walking in with Matt. He looked a little more sober than the last time she had seen him. Hermione bit the corner of her lip and got up. She walked over to Kyan, grabbed him by the sleeve of his cloak and took him out of the Great Hall.
"Hermione, love, why did you bring me out here? Oh and Matt said to say I was sorry, although I have no idea why. I didn't do anything wrong, did I?"
"Uh, no." Hermione said without thinking. He was looking at something else, not Hermione. Was he even listening? "Look, I just wanna say that, things were good between us, but I really don't think this is going to work out, Kyan. I am only 15 and you're what, 17?"
"Yeah. My birthday is today and I wanted to ask you something. Will you go out with me, Hermione?" It was proven that he was not listening at all and also if he was telling the truth, it was his birthday. Hermione was so frustrated now.
"Sure," Hermione said forcing a smile. Kyan lifted her up and twirled her around. Her feet were about 8 inches away from the ground because Kyan was so tall.
Hermione felt horrible as she walked into the Great Hall with Kyan holding her hand and lacing his fingers with hers. Instantly she spotted Draco who was with Crabbe and Goyle. They were not laughing but they were not smiling either. Actually, this was everybody's reaction. Everybody in Ravenclaw especially was looking at Kyan and Hermione. Lacey Grover was fuming. She got up and walked over to the two.
"Get a life, Granger." And with those words said, Lacey slapped Hermione across the face. Hermione opened her eyes with a stinging at the cheek.
"You wanna go, Grover?" Hermione asked, unleashing herself from Kyan.
"You only wish you could kick my ass."
"Oh, I don't wish, I make it a reality."
"Bring it on, mudblood." Hermione looked past Lacey's shoulder and saw a familiar figure standing up from the very back of the table. It was Maura. Maura was also muggle born. She started walking up to the three.
"I will, whore." Kyan seemed to be enjoying this a little too much. Maura came right behind Lacey and pushed her a little. Lacey turned around.
"Oh, it's mudblood Maura." Lacey said with a smile. Suddenly Matt and Amy got up. Matt walked over to Lacey.
"What did you just call her?"
"I think you heard me well enough, Harkins. If you were sitting, oh two tables away, it should have seemed to be announced to you."
"Shut up, Grover. Everybody hates you." Matt said stepping up to her.
"If that's so then why did you cheat on mudblood Maura with me?"
"Maura already knows. That same night she did it with Kyan. Whatever you do, Grover, you can't win. Hermione would kick your ass at Quidditch race any day." Hermione's eyes widened. She hated Quidditch and heights and going super fast. She had heard about these before. Quidditch races at midnight with betting and guns that were usually in the Forbidden Forest. If you got caught, you could easily be expelled.
"Fine, may the best woman win. If you win, you get to keep Kyan. If you don't you have to go back to Ron for all to see."
"You're disgusting." Kyan said.
"What's in it for you?" Hermione asked.
"Kyan's in it for me. He'll be mine."
"Hey!" Kyan yelled! Hermione wasn't about to lose Kyan. "Hermione, don't do it. Do something else, like a-"
"Deal." Thermion said, cutting off Kyan and shaking Lacey's hand.
"Astronomy Tower. Get your sleep, Granger. You might fall off your broom, if you even have one that is." Lacey said.
As she walked away, Hermione's breathing was getting heavier. "I don't have a broom to ride." She said.
"I know exactly where to get one customized for you." Maura said grinning.
~Room of Requirement, 7:28
Hermione looked at all her choices for brooms. She couldn't decide. But luckily there was Ron and Harry there to help her. They had seen her fight with Lacey and decided they wanted to help Hermione out.
"You know how to ride a broom right?" Ron asked. Hermione turned to look at him.
"Yes, I do. I just need one, that's it. A fast but controllable one." Hermione said looking at all her choices. Her eyes kept going back to a broom with a gold back.
"Why didn't your other friends come with us?" Harry asked.
"They had to go make the trail that every one usually goes on. Do you know what kind of broom Lacey has?"
"Firebolt 2010, her father's bloody rich and got them before they were released. Those are supposed to be released next year." Ron exclaimed. "Her father's related to the Malfoy's I think."
"But wouldn't that make her be related to you somehow?" Harry asked.
"I said I think."
"Stop the shit, let's go outside and test this-" Hermione looked for the label. "Sapphire Raven?" Hermione said. The name was really retarded sounding to her. She shook it off and when outside with Harry and Ron.
"Mount the broom-" Ron started.
"Ron shut up; I know how to fly a fucking broom!" Hermione yelled into the dark night.
"Just making sure you remember." Ron said as she mounted the broom. Her broom lifted slowly off the ground.
"Ha, now I know why it's called Sapphire Raven." Harry said.
"Why?" Hermione asked.
"The back is blue now and you can see a raven made by the stars." He exclaimed.
"Shut up, I knew that." Hermione said sarcastically, turning her head to see Kyan, Maura and Matt. Where were Amy and Brad all this time? Probably getting it on, Hermione thought.
"Nice broom, Hermione." Kyan said. Harry and Ron turned their attention over to the three.
"Thanks, found it in the Room of Requirement." She told him. Kyan walked up to her smiling. He kissed her on the cheek.
"Your not gonna lose, I know it." He whispered.
"You mean I'm not gonna lose you." Hermione whispered right back.
"Yes of course."
~Forbidden Forest, 12:14~
"Grover's probably bringing all of her friends to watch." Matt said. "She expects to win every race she's challenged to."
"How many has she raced and won?" Hermione asked.
"Raced 13, came out wining 7 of them. Lost the other 6 to guys and always beats the girls." Maura replied dully. She had her arm wrapped around Matt's waist and was staring ahead. Hermione looked where she was looking. A whole pack of Hufflepuff's were walking behind Lacey who was carrying her broom.
"See you made it Granger." Lacey said as she approached the very small crowd supporting Hermione.
"Wouldn't back down if I had to." Hermione said crossing her arms.
"Whatever, Granger. You'll lose, so don't get your hopes up high."
"Okay, as long as you don't get high."
"Cut the shit, Granger. Let's get to this race." Lacey said mounting her broom. Hermione did the same and looked up into the sky. She saw gold rings floating; these had to be the rings you flew through.
"5, 4, 3, 2, 1!" Maura yelled as a gun sounded off. Hermione took off at 80 miles per hours, leaving Lacey in the dust. Hermione blasted her way through the first ring going at top speed now. Lacey had caught up only a few minutes into the race with her followers yelling and discouraging Hermione.
"Granger's gonna fall off her broom!" One of them yelled. "And after this, guess where Granger's going to go! Straight back to Malfoy to tell him she loves him too!" Hermione bit her lip at the comment. "Die Granger because we don't need you!" Hermione felt a tear drip down her face. Finally she blocked out all the voices and just kept beating Lacey.
Hermione turned the corner to go through the second ring. The third was brushing just above a tree. Hermione went through the middle of the fourth and fifth. Lacey came up close behind her on the 6th.
"You're gonna lose anyway, Granger. My broom's faster!"
"Then why aren't you winning?" Hermione sped foreword leaving Lacey with a question she could answer.
Hermione felt like her body wasn't keeping up with the speed she was going anymore, or maybe it was just the spell Lacey had cast to speed her up to make her balance un-easy. Hermione had a feeling like she would soon be lying down on her broom. And very soon she would be because Lacey was grabbing on to her pant leg.
"Get off you me you little biznatch!" Hermione yelled kicking at her hand.
"Biznatch? What kind of word is that, slut?" Hermione kicked one more time, sending Lacey spinning off backwards.
She felt the wind beating so hard across her face, making her eyes water so she shut them for two seconds then heard her friends screaming.
"Yeah, Hermione! You did it!"" Maura yelled. Hermione opened her eyes and looked at Maura who had a smile ear-to-ear as Hermione landed. She ran up to her and swung around her and landed on the ground.
"You get to keep Kyan, Hermione!" Hermione laughed as she pushed herself up with the help of Kyan. He pulled her into a tight hug and kissed her in the hair.
"I love you, Hermione." He whispered.
"Yes, I already knew that."
Lacey landed in her crowd but soon came out. "Yeah, you won, Granger, but you're still the sluttiest person I know." Hermione didn't listen to her hurtful words, just hugged Kyan.
~Dormitory, 10:11~
Hermione woke up the next morning to bright sun shining. She yawned and rubbed her eyes.
Parvati and Lavender strode across the room with glares across their face. "I heard she did it with Malfoy." Parvati said.
"We all know she did it with Malfoy, Parvati." Lavender said, 'she' being Hermione.
"No, Amy. Brad saw them getting it on in the Room of Requirement."
"Stop!" Hermione shouted as they were just about to go down to the Common Room. Lavender and Parvati kept going with the most annoying set of giggles. Hermione sat up and looked around the room. She was the only one in the room. "Damn all these fucking popular girls. I should have just stayed friends with Harry and Ron." Hermione jumped out of her bed groaning and walked into the bathroom where she saw Maura and Amy doing their makeup.
"Hi, Hermione. I heard that you won against Lacey." Amy said while applying blush. Hermione stared at her.
"What the fuck? You're fucking crazy, Brooker!" Amy turned in her seat with wide eyes.
"What the hell are talking about?" Amy yelled. Maura walked out of the bathroom.
"You fucked Draco last night, didn't you!"
"No! I was fucking Brad last night! Who the fuck said I was fucking Draco!" Amy yelled.
"Freakin' Patil and Brown!"
"I'm gonna go beat the shit out of them. Those fucking retarded girls."
"They're down in the common room," Hermione told her.
"Come on, it's time for some bitch slapping." Maura sniggered as they walked out of the bathroom. She followed them as they went into the common room. Parvati and Lavender were talking to Harry and Ron.
"Patil, Brown," Amy said across the room. The four chatting teens looked over at Amy. "Get over here."
"No, you guys come over here if you wanna talk." Parvati said. Amy sneered as they walked over to the four.
"You guys spreading rumors about me?" Amy asked.
"No, why would do that?" Parvati said.
"Well, you would do that because I'm friends with Hermione and she kicked your ass one night."
"And?" Amy slapped Parvati across the face.
"Don't be a smartass with me, Patil. We know what you said. If you say shit like that again, you'll wish you never lived in England, or at that matter, Europe."
"Are you sure about that, Brooker?" Brown asked. Amy looked at Lavender.
"You wanna get slapped too?" Lavender slapped Amy first though.
"Hey, hey, ladies, calm down." Ron tried saying to them.
"Ron, cut the shit. What did they tell you?" Hermione said taking him and Harry by the wrists. She took them up to the boy's dormitories.
"What did they tell you?" Harry looked at Ron.
"They told us that you-" Ron started.
"That I what!"
"That you had a four-some with Maura, Amy and Brad Harrison." Hermione's mouth was agape. She stomped down the stairs and looked at Maura and Amy switching words with Parvati and Lavender.
"You stupid bitches! We didn't have a four-some!" Hermione yelled as Neville Longbottom entered the room. He looked at Hermione and then left.
"How come it's going around the school then?" Parvati said in her snotty way. Hermione's eyes widened. She ran over to Parvati, but before she could kill her, she felt someone's arms wrap around her waist and take her away from them.
"Let me go!" Hermione yelled. It was Maura and she was surely stronger than she looked.
"Forget them, Hermione. We need to go see Kyan, Brad and Matt." Later that day, Amy, Maura and Hermione went to the courtyard.
"How could the fucking say those fucking things about us? The worst thing I did to them was kick Patil's fat ass." Hermione complained.
"Just wait, we'll get them back. I have a better idea." Maura said, biting her lower lip. They soon found Kyan, Matt and Brad hanging out in the corner.
"Who spread those rumors about us having a fucking four-some?" Matt asked.
"Parvati Patil and Lavender Brown," Maura replied.
"Those bitches are going to die." Brad said. "Everyone knows that you weren't fucking around with Malfoy last night. You were with me, beautiful."
"She's probably with Grover. Those fat whores." Matt said.
"We told Colin Creevey that Patil wanted him." Amy said through a grin.
"Well, we got funnier shit than that." Matt said. Tonight, we're gonna take spray paint and write their names all of the school walls. Pink spray paint." Kyan laughed.
"You three will be writing love notes to every ugly boy in the school with Patil and Brown's names on the notes. Then you send them out." Kyan said. "They'll be a joke by tomorrow."
"Have you guys done stuff like this before?" Hermione asked.
"Hell yeah, haven't you ever heard of the Kevin Whitby story?" Brad asked.
"No, what happened to him?"
"He tried to get in Lisa Turpin's and Mandy Brocklehurst's pants when he was drunk and they were virgins. We wrote his name in all the restricted books one night. Got in so much trouble." Brad exclaimed.
"You got in trouble?"
"No, Kevin Whitby did." Kyan said. "No one offends Ravenclaw girls that are virgins. Were a house, we gotta stand together. But since what's-their- faces spread rumors about you guys, your house doesn't have to stand as one anymore. Only two people are against you in the house."
"So try to stay out of classes today." Matt said.
"We don't have classes anyway, dumb ass. It's Sunday." Maura told him.
"Oh yeah. Well, we'll help you make the love letters then."
~Common Room, 10:00 PM~
Hermione had just gotten back from the owlery with Maura, Amy and the boys. The letters were hysterical, laugh out loud funny, especially the one to Crabbe:
Dear Crabbe, We have been noticing some changes about you. The changes happen to be very sexy to us. Your black, short, hair, your cute little freckles and that double chin you're expressing. Every night, we think of the things we could be doing to you. We thought it would be so obvious that we loved you, but you just didn't seem to be interested in us. So we are writing you a letter expressing our love. We fantasize about you every night and day. We finger ourselves, wishing it was you. If you would like to go out with us some day, call our cell phones at the bottom of the page. We could show us what we do with each other at night. We'll be sure that you have crazy orgasms and wet dreams about us as long as you love us. Anyway, we have to go get horny,
Love,
Parvati Patil and Lavender Brown
Amy, Maura and Hermione flopped down onto the couch and sighed. "Well, I told you I had a better idea." Maura said. Hermione chuckled as Maura slapped Amy's hand.
"Crazy orgasms and wet dreams," Hermione said. Maura and Amy began to laugh out loud. "God, now, I'm gonna think about Crabbe and gross cum all night thanks to you guys. You got me hooked on him."
~Monday, 5:34~
Hermione and the girls were up earlier than everyone else. They were excited to see if their pranks were going to be pulled off or not. The words kept sounding off in Hermione's head, 'deny, deny, deny'.
"We'll go down to the court yard and then to breakfast with the guys." Maura explained.
"Lets get down to the court yard then." Amy said. They marched down to the court yard. The walls were really spray painted with their names everywhere. Outside the grass was painted too. But there was a huge heart that had 'Patil and Harrison' in the middle. Amy was offended by this.
"What is that?"
"Hey, we have to look innocent. If our names are painted with theirs, we'll appear innocent." Brad said with his hands shoved in his pockets.
"If we get caught, everybody will think that you did it and that you like her, Brad." Amy said.
"Don't tell me you didn't wear plastic gloves while writing the letters?" Matt asked.
"We definitely did." Maura said.
"This is fucking awesome." Hermione said starting at the pink. 20 minutes later they 6 of them in couples walked into the Great Hall where the tables had the last names on them. They all put on their surprised faces. Everyone was standing around the tables. Hermione looked up at Kyan and smiled. "I love you." She whispered.
Parvati and Lavender ran into the Great Hall with everyone's eyes on them, especially all the ugly boys. Except they were grinning.
A/N: Hope you liked the chapter.
XoXo, Steph
Angelgurl06: You'll definitely find out if he is in this chapter or not. This is a really big chapter so make sure to read it all, hehe. (
Fiery Slut: I promise to take out Matt and Brad, but I don't know what I am going to do with the others yet.
Damia - Queen of the Gypsi's: Malfoy already does have something to say about Kyan, haha. No, but he will.
A/N: I'm bringing back the comedy of this story. It's lost a lot of it. Oh yeah and on the 3rd break (where the setting changes along with the time) if you have Ludacris, Stand Up, you might want to play it because it really adds the mood of the break.
Chapter 11
Hermione hadn't had a beer yet that day. Kyan had drunk more than Hermione would think. He was in another room with all the rest of the guys and girls. Matt was with him. Hermione was glad she was finally alone in a room where she knew no body and where all of them were just kind of quiet and stuff like that.
She sank down on the couch and thought about Draco. He was a nice guy and not to mention really sexy, he also knew how to charm a lady when he was in need of comfort. Hermione thought about that special night. It was good and it kind of hurt, but it was good. She grinned as a crowd of people stormed in.
Kyan was the leader of this crowd and he looked really drunk. Hopefully he recognized how he pretty Hermione looked that day and remember that she was sober and he was not. But, sadly he couldn't remember anything.
He took a seat next to Hermione. She could smell the aroma of beer coming off him as he laid his head down on her shoulder.
"I love you, baby." He whispered. Hermione's eyes widened as she took her shoulder away from his head. His head slid down to her butt as he closed his eyes. Hermione got off the couch. Suddenly the loud music was turned down and someone started yelling.
"Everybody get out! Filch is coming up!" And everybody left. Left Kyan and Hermione. Left Hermione trying to pull the 6 foot boy out of the house. Finally he woke up and stood up.
"Look, Kyan we've gotta get out of here. Somebody . . . Filch is coming and we need to get out. Right now." Kyan just stared at her.
"No, I think we're better off here." Hermione swallowed as Kyan pushed her into a dark corner by her shoulders. He slobbered kisses all over her as he ran his hands up her shirt. Hermione squirmed and tried to yell, though his tongue was in the way. He pushed himself against her and made it so she couldn't escape him. Hermione tried to push him away, but she just wasn't strong enough. Tears ran down her cheeks as he started to un-buttoning her pants and touching her in uncomfortable spots. "Hermione, stop squirming, love. I want to make love to you."
"No!" Hermione yelled as someone's foot steps walked into the room. She knew it was Filch. She knew Kyan would get expelled or something like that. She didn't want him to though. He was a good kid, just not when he was drunk.
"Hey bitch! Get off of her!" A familiar voice came from behind. Kyan turned around just enough to see that Malfoy was right behind him.
"No, Malfoy. Go lick yourself. This bitch is mine." Hermione's lower lip trembled. Malfoy could see the mascara tears trickling down her cheeks. He looked back at Kyan and then whipped out his wand.
"Stupefy!" Malfoy shouted. Kyan fell to the ground. Hermione looked from his lifeless body to Malfoy. She sniffed and walked over Kyan.
"So there's no Filch, huh?" Hermione decided.
"No Filch. Told Finnigan that Filch was coming and then ran to the back of the house. When I knew everybody was gone, I came in to see if you and Dunlap were still in here."
"You really did it this time, Malfoy."
"Did what? He's drunk. Everybody passes out sometime or another when they're drunk." Hermione chuckled as she wiped away the tears from her hazel eyes. Malfoy made a face like something smelt. He then started wiping off the make up from Hermione's face.
"There, that's better." Hermione smiled.
"Tell me something, Malfoy. Would you trade me for one of those beautiful models out in Paris?" He didn't take his time.
"Probably not, for one they speak a whole different language. For two, you have bigger boobs than they do." Hermione laughed and blushed at the same time.
"And boobs mean a lot to you, don't they?"
"You bet they do. Come on, Granger. I don't wanna walk back to Hogwarts." Hermione beamed as her draped his arm over her shoulder.
"Wait," Hermione went over to Kyan, biting her lip, and placed his hand over his crotch. Malfoy laughed out loud.
"That's funny, Granger."
"I'm a funny person, what can I say."
~Dinner, 6:40~
Hermione walked into the Great Hall and saw Ron and Harry looking bummed out. Maybe it was time to start acting like regular Hermione again. Start hanging out with her regular friends again. But how could she go up to Ron after what she did in the library to him. She sucked her fear up and swallowed it down as she walked over to the two.
She sat down by Harry and started placing food on her plate. Harry and Ron looked at her like they had seen a ghost.
"You're sitting with us today?" Harry asked.
"Yes, is there a problem with that." Hermione said.
"Well it's just that usually you sit with Maura and Amy now." Hermione looked at Harry.
"If you want me to leave, I will."
"No, no, that's not the problem- Oh never mind." Hermione looked at Ron who was looking at her.
"So, Ron, how's the relationship with Lacey going?"
"Uh, we broke up." Hermione dropped her fork.
"Why? Why would you do that? You two were perfect for each other. If it's about me, I want you to go straight up to her and tell her you love her that I am a little bitch."
"No, it's not that reason. It's because she said that we were almost too perfect for each other." Hermione swallowed almost choking on her saliva.
"Oh, I see." Ron could finally meet Hermione's eyes. "What about you and Cho, Harry?" Hermione asked out of no where thinking about how they had their talk about reputations the week before. Harry sat up straight.
"Cho and me? Well uh, I'm not going out with Cho."
"Not yet." Hermione said.
"Hermione, he's going out with Ginny."
"Really? I thought you two broke up before school started." Hermione said sounding bewildered.
"We did, but I mean, there's only one life to-" Harry's sentence trailed off in Hermione's mind going back to this morning.
"Love the one you've got." Hermione whispered.
"What?" Harry asked. Hermione came back from her trance and looked at Harry and Ron.
"Uh, nothing." She looked back at the entrance of the door. Kyan was walking in with Matt. He looked a little more sober than the last time she had seen him. Hermione bit the corner of her lip and got up. She walked over to Kyan, grabbed him by the sleeve of his cloak and took him out of the Great Hall.
"Hermione, love, why did you bring me out here? Oh and Matt said to say I was sorry, although I have no idea why. I didn't do anything wrong, did I?"
"Uh, no." Hermione said without thinking. He was looking at something else, not Hermione. Was he even listening? "Look, I just wanna say that, things were good between us, but I really don't think this is going to work out, Kyan. I am only 15 and you're what, 17?"
"Yeah. My birthday is today and I wanted to ask you something. Will you go out with me, Hermione?" It was proven that he was not listening at all and also if he was telling the truth, it was his birthday. Hermione was so frustrated now.
"Sure," Hermione said forcing a smile. Kyan lifted her up and twirled her around. Her feet were about 8 inches away from the ground because Kyan was so tall.
Hermione felt horrible as she walked into the Great Hall with Kyan holding her hand and lacing his fingers with hers. Instantly she spotted Draco who was with Crabbe and Goyle. They were not laughing but they were not smiling either. Actually, this was everybody's reaction. Everybody in Ravenclaw especially was looking at Kyan and Hermione. Lacey Grover was fuming. She got up and walked over to the two.
"Get a life, Granger." And with those words said, Lacey slapped Hermione across the face. Hermione opened her eyes with a stinging at the cheek.
"You wanna go, Grover?" Hermione asked, unleashing herself from Kyan.
"You only wish you could kick my ass."
"Oh, I don't wish, I make it a reality."
"Bring it on, mudblood." Hermione looked past Lacey's shoulder and saw a familiar figure standing up from the very back of the table. It was Maura. Maura was also muggle born. She started walking up to the three.
"I will, whore." Kyan seemed to be enjoying this a little too much. Maura came right behind Lacey and pushed her a little. Lacey turned around.
"Oh, it's mudblood Maura." Lacey said with a smile. Suddenly Matt and Amy got up. Matt walked over to Lacey.
"What did you just call her?"
"I think you heard me well enough, Harkins. If you were sitting, oh two tables away, it should have seemed to be announced to you."
"Shut up, Grover. Everybody hates you." Matt said stepping up to her.
"If that's so then why did you cheat on mudblood Maura with me?"
"Maura already knows. That same night she did it with Kyan. Whatever you do, Grover, you can't win. Hermione would kick your ass at Quidditch race any day." Hermione's eyes widened. She hated Quidditch and heights and going super fast. She had heard about these before. Quidditch races at midnight with betting and guns that were usually in the Forbidden Forest. If you got caught, you could easily be expelled.
"Fine, may the best woman win. If you win, you get to keep Kyan. If you don't you have to go back to Ron for all to see."
"You're disgusting." Kyan said.
"What's in it for you?" Hermione asked.
"Kyan's in it for me. He'll be mine."
"Hey!" Kyan yelled! Hermione wasn't about to lose Kyan. "Hermione, don't do it. Do something else, like a-"
"Deal." Thermion said, cutting off Kyan and shaking Lacey's hand.
"Astronomy Tower. Get your sleep, Granger. You might fall off your broom, if you even have one that is." Lacey said.
As she walked away, Hermione's breathing was getting heavier. "I don't have a broom to ride." She said.
"I know exactly where to get one customized for you." Maura said grinning.
~Room of Requirement, 7:28
Hermione looked at all her choices for brooms. She couldn't decide. But luckily there was Ron and Harry there to help her. They had seen her fight with Lacey and decided they wanted to help Hermione out.
"You know how to ride a broom right?" Ron asked. Hermione turned to look at him.
"Yes, I do. I just need one, that's it. A fast but controllable one." Hermione said looking at all her choices. Her eyes kept going back to a broom with a gold back.
"Why didn't your other friends come with us?" Harry asked.
"They had to go make the trail that every one usually goes on. Do you know what kind of broom Lacey has?"
"Firebolt 2010, her father's bloody rich and got them before they were released. Those are supposed to be released next year." Ron exclaimed. "Her father's related to the Malfoy's I think."
"But wouldn't that make her be related to you somehow?" Harry asked.
"I said I think."
"Stop the shit, let's go outside and test this-" Hermione looked for the label. "Sapphire Raven?" Hermione said. The name was really retarded sounding to her. She shook it off and when outside with Harry and Ron.
"Mount the broom-" Ron started.
"Ron shut up; I know how to fly a fucking broom!" Hermione yelled into the dark night.
"Just making sure you remember." Ron said as she mounted the broom. Her broom lifted slowly off the ground.
"Ha, now I know why it's called Sapphire Raven." Harry said.
"Why?" Hermione asked.
"The back is blue now and you can see a raven made by the stars." He exclaimed.
"Shut up, I knew that." Hermione said sarcastically, turning her head to see Kyan, Maura and Matt. Where were Amy and Brad all this time? Probably getting it on, Hermione thought.
"Nice broom, Hermione." Kyan said. Harry and Ron turned their attention over to the three.
"Thanks, found it in the Room of Requirement." She told him. Kyan walked up to her smiling. He kissed her on the cheek.
"Your not gonna lose, I know it." He whispered.
"You mean I'm not gonna lose you." Hermione whispered right back.
"Yes of course."
~Forbidden Forest, 12:14~
"Grover's probably bringing all of her friends to watch." Matt said. "She expects to win every race she's challenged to."
"How many has she raced and won?" Hermione asked.
"Raced 13, came out wining 7 of them. Lost the other 6 to guys and always beats the girls." Maura replied dully. She had her arm wrapped around Matt's waist and was staring ahead. Hermione looked where she was looking. A whole pack of Hufflepuff's were walking behind Lacey who was carrying her broom.
"See you made it Granger." Lacey said as she approached the very small crowd supporting Hermione.
"Wouldn't back down if I had to." Hermione said crossing her arms.
"Whatever, Granger. You'll lose, so don't get your hopes up high."
"Okay, as long as you don't get high."
"Cut the shit, Granger. Let's get to this race." Lacey said mounting her broom. Hermione did the same and looked up into the sky. She saw gold rings floating; these had to be the rings you flew through.
"5, 4, 3, 2, 1!" Maura yelled as a gun sounded off. Hermione took off at 80 miles per hours, leaving Lacey in the dust. Hermione blasted her way through the first ring going at top speed now. Lacey had caught up only a few minutes into the race with her followers yelling and discouraging Hermione.
"Granger's gonna fall off her broom!" One of them yelled. "And after this, guess where Granger's going to go! Straight back to Malfoy to tell him she loves him too!" Hermione bit her lip at the comment. "Die Granger because we don't need you!" Hermione felt a tear drip down her face. Finally she blocked out all the voices and just kept beating Lacey.
Hermione turned the corner to go through the second ring. The third was brushing just above a tree. Hermione went through the middle of the fourth and fifth. Lacey came up close behind her on the 6th.
"You're gonna lose anyway, Granger. My broom's faster!"
"Then why aren't you winning?" Hermione sped foreword leaving Lacey with a question she could answer.
Hermione felt like her body wasn't keeping up with the speed she was going anymore, or maybe it was just the spell Lacey had cast to speed her up to make her balance un-easy. Hermione had a feeling like she would soon be lying down on her broom. And very soon she would be because Lacey was grabbing on to her pant leg.
"Get off you me you little biznatch!" Hermione yelled kicking at her hand.
"Biznatch? What kind of word is that, slut?" Hermione kicked one more time, sending Lacey spinning off backwards.
She felt the wind beating so hard across her face, making her eyes water so she shut them for two seconds then heard her friends screaming.
"Yeah, Hermione! You did it!"" Maura yelled. Hermione opened her eyes and looked at Maura who had a smile ear-to-ear as Hermione landed. She ran up to her and swung around her and landed on the ground.
"You get to keep Kyan, Hermione!" Hermione laughed as she pushed herself up with the help of Kyan. He pulled her into a tight hug and kissed her in the hair.
"I love you, Hermione." He whispered.
"Yes, I already knew that."
Lacey landed in her crowd but soon came out. "Yeah, you won, Granger, but you're still the sluttiest person I know." Hermione didn't listen to her hurtful words, just hugged Kyan.
~Dormitory, 10:11~
Hermione woke up the next morning to bright sun shining. She yawned and rubbed her eyes.
Parvati and Lavender strode across the room with glares across their face. "I heard she did it with Malfoy." Parvati said.
"We all know she did it with Malfoy, Parvati." Lavender said, 'she' being Hermione.
"No, Amy. Brad saw them getting it on in the Room of Requirement."
"Stop!" Hermione shouted as they were just about to go down to the Common Room. Lavender and Parvati kept going with the most annoying set of giggles. Hermione sat up and looked around the room. She was the only one in the room. "Damn all these fucking popular girls. I should have just stayed friends with Harry and Ron." Hermione jumped out of her bed groaning and walked into the bathroom where she saw Maura and Amy doing their makeup.
"Hi, Hermione. I heard that you won against Lacey." Amy said while applying blush. Hermione stared at her.
"What the fuck? You're fucking crazy, Brooker!" Amy turned in her seat with wide eyes.
"What the hell are talking about?" Amy yelled. Maura walked out of the bathroom.
"You fucked Draco last night, didn't you!"
"No! I was fucking Brad last night! Who the fuck said I was fucking Draco!" Amy yelled.
"Freakin' Patil and Brown!"
"I'm gonna go beat the shit out of them. Those fucking retarded girls."
"They're down in the common room," Hermione told her.
"Come on, it's time for some bitch slapping." Maura sniggered as they walked out of the bathroom. She followed them as they went into the common room. Parvati and Lavender were talking to Harry and Ron.
"Patil, Brown," Amy said across the room. The four chatting teens looked over at Amy. "Get over here."
"No, you guys come over here if you wanna talk." Parvati said. Amy sneered as they walked over to the four.
"You guys spreading rumors about me?" Amy asked.
"No, why would do that?" Parvati said.
"Well, you would do that because I'm friends with Hermione and she kicked your ass one night."
"And?" Amy slapped Parvati across the face.
"Don't be a smartass with me, Patil. We know what you said. If you say shit like that again, you'll wish you never lived in England, or at that matter, Europe."
"Are you sure about that, Brooker?" Brown asked. Amy looked at Lavender.
"You wanna get slapped too?" Lavender slapped Amy first though.
"Hey, hey, ladies, calm down." Ron tried saying to them.
"Ron, cut the shit. What did they tell you?" Hermione said taking him and Harry by the wrists. She took them up to the boy's dormitories.
"What did they tell you?" Harry looked at Ron.
"They told us that you-" Ron started.
"That I what!"
"That you had a four-some with Maura, Amy and Brad Harrison." Hermione's mouth was agape. She stomped down the stairs and looked at Maura and Amy switching words with Parvati and Lavender.
"You stupid bitches! We didn't have a four-some!" Hermione yelled as Neville Longbottom entered the room. He looked at Hermione and then left.
"How come it's going around the school then?" Parvati said in her snotty way. Hermione's eyes widened. She ran over to Parvati, but before she could kill her, she felt someone's arms wrap around her waist and take her away from them.
"Let me go!" Hermione yelled. It was Maura and she was surely stronger than she looked.
"Forget them, Hermione. We need to go see Kyan, Brad and Matt." Later that day, Amy, Maura and Hermione went to the courtyard.
"How could the fucking say those fucking things about us? The worst thing I did to them was kick Patil's fat ass." Hermione complained.
"Just wait, we'll get them back. I have a better idea." Maura said, biting her lower lip. They soon found Kyan, Matt and Brad hanging out in the corner.
"Who spread those rumors about us having a fucking four-some?" Matt asked.
"Parvati Patil and Lavender Brown," Maura replied.
"Those bitches are going to die." Brad said. "Everyone knows that you weren't fucking around with Malfoy last night. You were with me, beautiful."
"She's probably with Grover. Those fat whores." Matt said.
"We told Colin Creevey that Patil wanted him." Amy said through a grin.
"Well, we got funnier shit than that." Matt said. Tonight, we're gonna take spray paint and write their names all of the school walls. Pink spray paint." Kyan laughed.
"You three will be writing love notes to every ugly boy in the school with Patil and Brown's names on the notes. Then you send them out." Kyan said. "They'll be a joke by tomorrow."
"Have you guys done stuff like this before?" Hermione asked.
"Hell yeah, haven't you ever heard of the Kevin Whitby story?" Brad asked.
"No, what happened to him?"
"He tried to get in Lisa Turpin's and Mandy Brocklehurst's pants when he was drunk and they were virgins. We wrote his name in all the restricted books one night. Got in so much trouble." Brad exclaimed.
"You got in trouble?"
"No, Kevin Whitby did." Kyan said. "No one offends Ravenclaw girls that are virgins. Were a house, we gotta stand together. But since what's-their- faces spread rumors about you guys, your house doesn't have to stand as one anymore. Only two people are against you in the house."
"So try to stay out of classes today." Matt said.
"We don't have classes anyway, dumb ass. It's Sunday." Maura told him.
"Oh yeah. Well, we'll help you make the love letters then."
~Common Room, 10:00 PM~
Hermione had just gotten back from the owlery with Maura, Amy and the boys. The letters were hysterical, laugh out loud funny, especially the one to Crabbe:
Dear Crabbe, We have been noticing some changes about you. The changes happen to be very sexy to us. Your black, short, hair, your cute little freckles and that double chin you're expressing. Every night, we think of the things we could be doing to you. We thought it would be so obvious that we loved you, but you just didn't seem to be interested in us. So we are writing you a letter expressing our love. We fantasize about you every night and day. We finger ourselves, wishing it was you. If you would like to go out with us some day, call our cell phones at the bottom of the page. We could show us what we do with each other at night. We'll be sure that you have crazy orgasms and wet dreams about us as long as you love us. Anyway, we have to go get horny,
Love,
Parvati Patil and Lavender Brown
Amy, Maura and Hermione flopped down onto the couch and sighed. "Well, I told you I had a better idea." Maura said. Hermione chuckled as Maura slapped Amy's hand.
"Crazy orgasms and wet dreams," Hermione said. Maura and Amy began to laugh out loud. "God, now, I'm gonna think about Crabbe and gross cum all night thanks to you guys. You got me hooked on him."
~Monday, 5:34~
Hermione and the girls were up earlier than everyone else. They were excited to see if their pranks were going to be pulled off or not. The words kept sounding off in Hermione's head, 'deny, deny, deny'.
"We'll go down to the court yard and then to breakfast with the guys." Maura explained.
"Lets get down to the court yard then." Amy said. They marched down to the court yard. The walls were really spray painted with their names everywhere. Outside the grass was painted too. But there was a huge heart that had 'Patil and Harrison' in the middle. Amy was offended by this.
"What is that?"
"Hey, we have to look innocent. If our names are painted with theirs, we'll appear innocent." Brad said with his hands shoved in his pockets.
"If we get caught, everybody will think that you did it and that you like her, Brad." Amy said.
"Don't tell me you didn't wear plastic gloves while writing the letters?" Matt asked.
"We definitely did." Maura said.
"This is fucking awesome." Hermione said starting at the pink. 20 minutes later they 6 of them in couples walked into the Great Hall where the tables had the last names on them. They all put on their surprised faces. Everyone was standing around the tables. Hermione looked up at Kyan and smiled. "I love you." She whispered.
Parvati and Lavender ran into the Great Hall with everyone's eyes on them, especially all the ugly boys. Except they were grinning.
A/N: Hope you liked the chapter.
XoXo, Steph