Misspells, cyber chats, and BRAINS!!!!1111::PPPP

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at dis point n tyme, jin n xoayu were fallen n luv, cuz their meant for eachother.

jin gave xaio a hug. "i luv u."

"i luv u 2," said Xaio.

sudennlly, Jin openned a smalz box and turned as he held it up. "surprise!"

"woah!!11." xioayu exclaimmed. "is that…………..?"

"………………….yeah. will u merry me, ling?"

"oh yeah jin. i luv u so much, thou n stuff."

"pfft… really? Lol rolflol." Jin grins. "let me go by u sum cholcolates. brb."

"k."

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Author: Well here we are everyone!!!! I'm here to INTERVIEW some of the Tekken ppls!!!!! Hworang, Mr. Wulong, Mr. Chaolan, Mr. Ginrey, Miss Xiaoyu, and Brian Fury!!!!!!111 KAWAII!!! 3 3 3

Hwoarang: uhh... My name's not—

Author: So WHO do ya luv? C'mon! It's, me, isn't it?

Hwoarang: ...

Author: This is my fic Hworang so yer going to be in luv with me, damnit!

Lee: Hey, you DID know Chaolan's my first name, didn't you?

Ling: And mine's Xiaoyu.

Lei: Wulong, here.

Wang: Mine's Ginrey.

Hwoarang: --

Bryan: And my name's not spelled with a fucking 'I', dipshit.

Author: #wacks everyone upside the head# NO NO NO!!!!! You tards!!!!111

Lee: #rubs head# Uh... yes, it's a Chinese name factor. Japanese, too, but it's not customary to reverse Chinese names when translating them the way it is to with Japanes—

Author: #wacks Lee with a plate# Shut the heck up, NOW!!! Unless you intend to marry me. 333 Hworang, 2!!!

Bryan: Yeah, and my name—

Author: Shut up, Brian!!!!111 Stupid robot.

Bryan: I'm NOT a fucking robot, and my name's NOT spelled with a fucking 'I'!!!!!!

Lei: Eh, he's really not...

Author: U dun no crap!!!111

Lei: Bryan actually used to be my partner on the force for years.

Bryan: Yeah, and then you got me fucking killed so I'm going to do the same for you, bitch.

Lei: HEY!!!!111111

Author: #goes nuts# ROBOTS!!! #Pulls out some blaster or other weapon of choice that just happens to magically appear at the author's command# WHAHAHAHA!!!!!! #kills Bryan by shooting him# Dead robot Brian!!!!

Bryan: #dies#

Lei: wtf?!

Author: U shut up, 2, Mr. Wulong!!!

Lei: It's Mr. Lei...

Author: #kills Lei# Diiiieeeeeeee Fweeze man!!!!

Hwoarang: Holy shit!

Author: #points magic killing weapon of choice at Howarang# Shut UP, Howrang! I can't kill u 2! Cuz you're MY MAN now!!!11

Hwoarang: #is scared#

Author: So, anyone seen Jin? You know, like the drink? Rhymes with been, and not seen?

Hwoarang: I've seen him around.

Author: NNOOO!!!! You CAN'T be GAY!!!! UGH!!!111 That's nasty, and it means you wouldn't luv fangirl ME then!!!!!!!!!!1111111 And we need OC/Hwoa, & OC/Jin!!!

Hwoarang: Are you retarded, or something? I'm not real. I can't be in love with you. Also, the guy's name is supposed to go first. Like Hwoarang/Julia. Julia/Hwoarang would be like calling Julia a man.

Author: You shall be in love with Julia then, BOOYA!!!

Hwoarang: #is zapped by author's magical weapon of choice# Yeeessss. I have NEVER shown ANY form of interest in Kazama Jin at ALL. ANY. Now it will say how much interest I show in Julia!!!!!!1111

Lee: Uh... you never showed any interest in her...

Author: #zaps Lee with magical weapon of choice# You hot straight-gay man Mr. Chaolan!!!!1111 What makes you think that the fangirls just choose if they're more like Xiaoyu or Julia and then pair them up with Jin and/or Howarang or maybe even Steve!!!!111

Lee: #after having been zapped by author's magical weapon of choice# Yeesss... I am at your service me lord!!!!!11111

Wang: woah! I'm actually still here in the actual fic?! Sweetness!

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Bryan: brains!!!111

Eddy: huh?

Bryan: Must.. have.. BRAINS!!!!11111

Eddy: yo man, me thinks you is straight down trippin', foo!!

Bryan: #approaches Eddy like a dead zombie!#

Eddy: woah! Wtf, foo??!! Ima bust a cap in ya ass, foo!!

Bryan was walking w/ a limp acting all dead and zombie like, kay?

Bryan: Must.. eat.. your… BRAAAIIINNNSSS!!!!11111

Eddy: holy shit, foo! Ima catch u up on the flip side aint no time 4 slammin cement!! No come near snatching my blingage, g-dog boo!!!

Bryan: I'm dddeeeaaaddd.. must.. have.. brraaaiiinnssss!!!!!!11

Bryan rips open Eddy's head and eats his brain! Did u read that?? Huh??

Eddy: aaahhhh!!!!1111111111111111111111111

Bryan: yyeeessss yeesssss #munch munch# bbrrraaaiinnssssss!!!!1111 BRAINS!!!!!!1111111

1: u cannot escape me!11111111111111111

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