Ok, this time I'm probably late because my brain was on 'idle'.

However, I don't own SG–1, no matter how fun that would be.

And trust me, it would be fun.

Legato with vengeance

Is there Ever Such a Thing as a Normal Day at the SGC

Chapter 9

"How does Jack get us into these messes, really?" Daniel looked at Teal'c as he rechecked the fit of his uniform.

"Shall I assume that that was a hypothetical question, Daniel Jackson?" Teal'c was trying out some sarcasm, but not very well. He and Daniel had been beamed to this room by Thor, were he told them they could change into their SGC uniforms, so that they would, "feel more comfortable on the mission." Now they had found their usual arsenal of weapons sitting in a corner and had packed them up; feeling very ready for the mission ahead.

"Truly, you lower humans can take forever sometimes," an Asgard, not Thor, appeared in the middle of the room. "Commander Thor has told me to inform you that he is no longer able to entertain guests; something important has come to his attention. I am to send you to your destination, and nowhere else," the small alien moved a number of crystals on the wall, with the ensuing flash of light, Daniel and Teal'c found themselves onboard a Gou'ald ship, in fact right inside a prison cell; wonderful place that it was.

***

This place was really beginning to get on Sam's nerves, first this 'superior being' decides that he wants to interrupt her vacation, and now he gets Jack kidnapped. "A little too annoying…" she thought as she also found a pile of supplies in the corner of the room she had been sent to. Soon she was ready, but nothing was happening, she was just sitting around in a room with no doors or windows, in an Asgard ship… sooooo very not fun. So, starting to play with some of the crystals on the wall, Sam decided to make her own fun by trying to hard–wire the Asgard computer core, or maybe beam herself to Daniel and Teal'c.

***

Not fun was a good definition for Jack's current situation, stuck in a one–man cell with a Jaffa and a cranky archeologist, but they had guns… if that was a compensation for anything. "No it is not!" Jack shouted at nothing in particular, only receiving very concerned stares in return.

"Are you feeling alright, Colonel O'Neill?" Teal'c gave his patented raised eyebrow, edging his equipment a little further away from the depraved Colonel. "You do not seem to be in complete control of you senses."

A long paused ensued with Jack just giving Teal'c his 'who's the one in charge here?' look. So, Daniel decided to change the subject to a more conversational one. "If there are two stargates on a planet, and you put in the coordinates for that same planet into one gate and went through it would you wind up back where you started, at the other gate, or just demoleculerized from an overload in the gate's computer? What do you think Jack?" Ok, maybe a conversational topic with the pack of nerds that Daniel runs around with in his spare time. (I mean he's got to have some other friends than Jack, right?)

"Daniel?" Jack looked at him.

"Yeah, Jack?" Daniel realized what was coming but decided to play along.

"Shut up."

"No." Ok, maybe 'decided to play along.' wasn't the best word choice.

"What?!" Jack threw his arms into the air.

"You heard me!"

"Hey! Who's in charge here?!"

"We're on vacation; you're not in charge of-"

"WILL YOU BOTH BE QUIET?!" That was it; Teal'c had finally had enough of their arguing, and was ready to do something about it. After a short pause with both of the humans staring at him Teal'c spoke again, "I have a plan, if we can somehow either cooperate together or gain contact with Thor or Major Carter I may be able to get us out of here."

"So, how are we supposed to-?"

"Allow me to finish before you ask any questions, Daniel Jackson."

Daniel nodded, not feeling like getting on the bad side of Teal'c.

"However I do not think that it will be easy to gain contact with anyone outside of this ship, since they do not know exactly where we are. So, I think we should be trying to work together to get out of here.

***

Sam was now hiding behind an alcove in the wall (you'd think the Gou'ald would get rid of them after having so many people escape from them by hiding in the alcoves) so that she wouldn't be seen by a passing troop of Jaffa. Once they passed she made a dash for the next, and so on. After a while she would have managed to get to the room with the ring devise, but just then she heard some one shouting in a harsh voice, then pause then continue, sounding like some kind of drill instructor, waiting a minute she realized that she recognized the voice of Teal'c, and that of Daniel coming more quietly. From her hiding place she tried to figure out where the sound was coming from. Taking a stab in the dark she walked over to the alcove opposite of the one that she was standing in and spoke into the vent in the floor. "Teal'c is that you?"

"Yeah, he's here," came Jack's reply.

"Cater? Is that you?" Daniel looked around the tiny cell until he found the air vent that Sam was looking through.

"Yeah, I think so."

"Great."

"Uh, how on earth did you guys all wind up in here?" Cater asked realizing that the two men and one Jaffa where all cramped into a space only big enough for on person.

"Well..." Daniel was about to begin his theory on how he and Teal'c wound up in Jack's cell rather than by Jack's cell, but Jack interrupted.

"Listen you" Jack gave him a killer death glare, "that can wait, what's important now is that we get out NOW!!!!"

To be continued...