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*PLESE READ* This might be my last chapter for a while. My Girlfriend just broke up with me. She just got back from vacation and she was kind of depressed about stuff.....well, I won't bore you with the details. I'll need a while to gather my thoughts......I just need some time. Don't worry, the chapter was written before the break-up so I think it should be just as good as any other. I apologize and hope I can get back into the laughing mood soon. Don't worry though.....I'll recover soon enough
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In the mean time, I'll start on my next story called Yin and Yang. It is romance and angst and features a BakuraxTea pairing. My first non-humor fic.
Here is the next chapter. Thank you to-
~Wildwolf
~fOX-SPIRIT AKA Y.V (Thank you for making this one of your favorite stories ^_^)
~Deltalead
~C.T. (I think I'll wait until next chapter to do that. Good suggestion)
~HotaruMaxwell (Yea, Ryou did but just barely. He lost some serious points for cussing in front of Anubis...)
Thanx to C.T. for inspiring Yugi's room.
~ Chapter......start!
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Bakura was in a daze when he left Tea's room. She occupied his thoughts completely. The only things he thought about before was dystroying the world, getting the Millenium Items, and also the occasional killing. He decided what to do next...
Bakura decided to go to the Two-way Room and see what the Pharaoh and his Aibou were talking about at the moment. He arrived there and found the Pharaoh and his Aibou deep in conversation. The King of Games was sobbing uncontrollably for some reason.
"....and then she told me she wasn't a woman, but a man!" Yami wailed. "I feel so dirty!!!!"
"So this person you were hitting on at Burgerworld was actually a man? HAHAHAHA!!!! Yami, you are one sick son of a bit-" (In this, Yami can make a body for himself seperate from Yugi if he wants to)
"I should not have turned to you for sympathy, should I?"
"Nope (^_^).......Well, at least you still have your online 'lover'"
"That doesn't help Aibou."
"Hehe....ok then, why don't we go off to find some duels? It will let us all get some fresh air and take your mind off of...that."
"*Sniff*....Thanks, you always make things better....I don't know what I would do without you"
"Yami, I'm not gay you know (-_-)"
"Aibou, I'm not a gay either!!! Also, I'm not a homophobe like some people."
"............................................."
"Whatever, I'll meet you in at the Junction (The hallway between their two sould rooms.) now, ok?"
"Yami, just because I said I wasn't gay doesn't mean I am a homo-"
"NOW!"
"fine...."
Yami walked out of the room and for once, the Tomb Robber was going to follow him. He planned to go into Yugi's room now! He hoped he would fnd some intresting things about them that weren't gross or dealed with animals. He is a thief, so it was no problem to follow Yami unnoticed. They got to the hallway. Yugi was already waiting there.
"I'M SERIOUSLY NOT A HOMOPHOBE!!"
"Yea....then prove it!"
"Yami, I am friends with Tristin"
"Guess you made your point Aibou"
"Are you ready to go Yami?"
"Of course! LET'S DUEL!!"
"(-_-) Please stop doing that"
"I can't. They pay me to (^_^)"
"....bitch"
"What was that Aibou?"
(O_O)"....I said lets DITCH this place and duel!"
"Yay! afterwords, can we get ice cream?^_^"
"Only if you promise that you can work off all those calories and fat that you get from it!"
"....Nevermind...." The two walked away and Bakura could now emerge. He walked over into Yugi's room and went inside.
(O_O) "HOLY CRAP!" Everything was so innocent! Stuffed animals and colorful objects littered the floor. Bakura also noticed it was one room, unlike Yami's side which had many.
"Damn, Yugi's room sucks." He went over and sat on the bed. When he did, several magazines between the matress fell out!"
"Sluts of the Dueling World?!?!"Bakura read aloud, "Yugi is not as innocent as we all once thought! Might as well take a look at this though....." he added, smirking.
(O_O)".....Wow....Mai is flexable....VERY Flexable." Bakura put that magazine down and picked up another one. Yugi's porno stash was VERY big. He had like 50 magazines under his matress!!
"Erotic Cards, let's take a look at this." He opened the magazine and his jaw dropped. Inside were various drawings of Duel Monster girls nude and posing.
"DAMN!! I did not know my Change of Heart looked like that!!" He continued flipping through the pages. "HOLY SHIT!!! WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO MY DARK NECROPHIA?!?!?! YOU WOULD NEVER DO THAT TO DARK MAGICIAN GIRL, WOULD YOU?!?!?!?!" (Disturbing thoughts right there....)
Bakura put the magazine down in horror and went to explore Yugi's room some more. He opened his closet and....BAM! He was buried in Porno magazines!! He got up and picked one up, shocked that the Young One was more horny than the Pharaoh and himself put together!
"How to use photoshop! Edit your pictures to make your friends appear naked!"(O_O) He looked down and true to the title, several pictures of Serenity were on the floor and had been rendered nude by the Raging Hentai.
"I AM OUT OF HERE!!!!" He ran back to Yami's side and sat down on the stone steps. Then he got an evil idea. A grin spread over his face and he walked out of the room. He was about to take part in Yugi's duel.....
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"Well Joey, it appears I win again!" The whole gang was at KaibaLand. They were enjoying an afternoon of leisure and relaxation. Yami had just obtained a new card by dueling a mysterious new person the other day, and they were just having fun at the moment. By the way, Tristen left early because he crapped his pants when Yugi's summoned Kuriboh. It gave him quite a scare.
"Stupid Yugi with his stupid Pharaoh...."
"Actually, Yami wasn't helping me that time! He said he would sit back and watch!"
"Damn it....I got an idea! Hey bitch, get over here"
*WHACK!!!!*
Joey: (X_O)
"IT'S TEA!!! Now, what were you saying?"
"Um....how 'bout you and Yami duel! I want to see what that will be like."
"Sure, I guess so! Yugi, can you let Yami help you in this duel?"
"WHY DOESN'T ANYONE THINK I CAN DUEL ON MY OWN?!?!"
(O_O)"No...I just want you two to work together....."
"Oh, ok." Yugi proceded in transforming and his and the Pharaoh's spirit became one. Also, just because their spirits become one doesn't mean they have sex (hehehe, had to add that in)
"Alright Tea, lets duel!" Before they could even draw their cards, Joey interrupted.
"Yugi! You just went through puberty! Its about time!"
"NO I DIDN'T I JUST TRANSFORMED!!!"
"But your voice...and your height...."
"All part of the transformation I assure you."
"What about the way you keep looking at Tea's boobs?
(O_O)' "....I....uh....."
*WHACK!!!!*
Yami: (X_X)
Joey: *smirking* "Who knew Tea had such a strong slap? Or that Yami had such a glass jaw?"
"Let's just get on with this duel..." muttered Tea.
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Yami: 4000 Tea:4000
(Hey, Aibou, let me take this duel on my own, it should be no problem.)
{Go ahead, be my guest Yami.} Said Yugi mentally, sitting back to watch the duel. He just wouldn't be working with Yami, he was still going to watch.
Yami: For my first move, I summon Kuriboh in attack mode! Wait! No I don't!
Tea: Too late! Thank you for giving me a head start, but you really don't have to help me out!
Yami: Yea....help you out......
Tea: I attack with Shining Friendship! Go!
The Shining Friendship flew up to the Kuriboh, and started talking about friendship. The Kuriboh pulled out a knife and killed himself. Yami:3000
Yami:.....ok....I'll make a comeback! For my next move, I'll summon the Beaver Warrior in attack mode!
Tea: That's weaker than my monster!
Yami: Not once I power up YOUR monster with Horn of the Unicorn!
Tea: .....why would you do that?
Yami: HOLY FUCK!! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH ME?!?!?!
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What was wrong was Bakura was taking over for brief periods of time, just long enough to play certain cards and give certain commands.....This was gong to be one interesting duel. He had a lot of experience at taking over a vessel whenever he felt like it, so not even the Pharaoh could stop him.
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Tea: Oh well, go Shining Friendship! Use your new horn!
The Fairy flew over to the Beaver and shoved the horn right up its ass!!!! The beaver exploded after that. Yami: 2200 Tea:4000
Everyone: (O_O) That looked painful.....
Tea:...I finish my turn by laying one card face down.
Yami: Finally! I will now end this duel! First I summon Elven Swordsman! Then, I use the the Atlanitian Dragon! I activate Eye of Timaeus! (Part of the new arc after Battle City) Go Timaeus! Power up the Shining Friendship!.....WAIT, NO! SHIT!!!!!!!
The dragon fused with the Fairy and the results were devestating. The fairy now had fiery red eyes and the horn on top of his head was now surging with electricity. There was fire behind the Shining Friendship, giving it a very demonic appearance.....Yami had just created a new card.
Tea: Um....thanks Yami......what should I call this?
Yami: *Banging his head on the table* Demonic *BANG* Friendship *BANG*
Bakura: *Laughing his ass off*
Tea: Demonic Friendship? Ok.....Um......go take that Elf down.....
There was only a flash of light but when everyone could see again, the Elf was gone. Yami:100 Tea: 4000
Yami: Ok, I will win! I believe in the Heart of the Cards!
Tea: Crap....thats so much more annoying that my speeches, and yet no one hates Yugi......
Yami drew his card and looked at it in suprise
Tea: Did you get what you needed?
Yami: YES! I KNEW I WOULDN'T LOSE!!!! I NEVER LOSE!!!! I ALWAYS TRU-
Tea and Joey: JUST PLAY THE DAMN CARD!!!!
Yami: (O_O) I summon Valkyrion, the Manga Warrior by sacrificing the three magnet warriors from my hand!
Suddenly, a huge monster appeared and confronted the Demonic Friendship. The two were staring each other down.
Yami: I now play Tribute to the Doomed! I can dystroy one monsters on the field now! Dystroy Valkyrion! (O_O) WAIT!!!!!
It was too late, Valkyrion was dystroyed and Tea could freely attack his lifepoints.
Yami: WHAT THE HELL?!?!!? NOOOOOOOO!!!! I CAN'T LOSE!!!!
Tea: Wow! I guess it seems I have beaten the King of Games!
Yami: *Tear* Its not fair....
Tea: Go Demonic Friendship! Attack his lifepoints directly! End this duel!!
The blinding light happened again and by the time everyone could see, the holograms had already dissapeared.
"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Yami was on the ground, screaming in pain and holding his ass....
Tea and Joey: Yugi, are you ok?!
Yami: That DEMONIC FRIENDSHIP gave me the most painful experience of my life!!!!!!!
T&J: How so?
Yami: You know that horn? HE SHOVED IT UP MY ASS!!!!!! AN ELECTRIC HORN JAMMED UP MY RECTUM!!!!! I GOT RAPED BY A FRIENDSHIP CARD!!!!! (Ouch!)
T&J: (O_O)
*Awkward silence*
Joey: So Tea, Does this mean your the new Game Champion?
Tea: Of course not! He wasn't even trying, were you Yami?
Yami: I was trying my hardest! He said this while he was still on the ground, rolling in pain and clutching his rear.
*Kaiba then entered the arena*
Kaiba: I just saw that duel! Tea, that was amazing! You beat the Game King!! It is official, you are the new Queen of Games!
Yami: Its not fair.....ow!
Tea: Well....I don't want that title.
Kaiba: Ok, I'll take the title then! (^_^)
*WHACK!!*
Kaiba: (X_O) Ok, Yami can have it....
Yami: Yes....I'm Game.....King again.....Hurrah!.....SHIT THAT HURTS!!
"You might want to see our medical team about your injury." said a smirking Kaiba.
Yami: .....
The gang waited around KaibaLand talking with friends while Yami was getting tretment. (I won't go into his treatment....) By the time he was done, it was time for everyone to go home. Yami decided he didn't want any ice cream (He already had some ASS cream!), so they just went back to the Kame Game Shop. Bakura had already retreated back to Yami's end of the puzzle, still laughing his head off.
"Aibou, I am sorry I lost that duel, I don't know what happenend to me"
"Yami, you don't need to apologize, I forgive you."
"Wow! Really?"
"Yep, I think getting an electric unicorn horn shoved up your ass is punishment enough! (^_^)"
(-_-) "Well, good night then Aibou"
"Goodnight Yami." The two went to their seperate rooms. As soon as Yami entered his, he heard Yugi scream "OH SHIT!!!"
"Aibou! I'm comming!" He entered Yugi's room and found porno magazines scattered around the floor. Yugi had tripped on one upon entering. He screamed and landed face first into one of the open magazines.
"You could knock next time."
"Aibou....."
"I know Yami, I know, it's not right to have all of these. I'm sorry."
"What are you talking about?!?! I'm so proud!!!! You've finally become a man!!!! You're not afraid of girls anymore!"
"(O_O) Right......does that mean I'm not in trouble?"
"Of course not! Do you mind if I stay here tonight? I haven't seen some of these before." Said Yami, picking up a photo of a nude Isis, eyeing it carefully.
"Sure! It will be fun! We can stay up all night reading Porno!"
"Aibou. I think we finally agree on something." (THEY DIDN'T DO ANYTHING TO EACH OTHER!!!!! Sorry all YugixYami fans)
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Bakura:(O_O)....Well, at least I get to sleep in Yami's bed tonight. Its much better than the couch.
~ End chapter!
Yugi: I don't look at porn! Really, I don't! WHY DON'T YOU BELIEVE ME?!?!
SOTR: No one is disagreeing with you
Yugi:.....
Bakura: Wow, I got like no torture this chapter! Score!
Tea: And I became Queen of Games!
SOTR: Well, I'm going to end this, since everyone is happy an-*BANG!*
SOTR: (X_X) *Dead*
Yami: *Puts away gun* That will teach him to mess with my title....................................................................... .....................................and my ass
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Please review ^_^
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*PLESE READ* This might be my last chapter for a while. My Girlfriend just broke up with me. She just got back from vacation and she was kind of depressed about stuff.....well, I won't bore you with the details. I'll need a while to gather my thoughts......I just need some time. Don't worry, the chapter was written before the break-up so I think it should be just as good as any other. I apologize and hope I can get back into the laughing mood soon. Don't worry though.....I'll recover soon enough
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In the mean time, I'll start on my next story called Yin and Yang. It is romance and angst and features a BakuraxTea pairing. My first non-humor fic.
Here is the next chapter. Thank you to-
~Wildwolf
~fOX-SPIRIT AKA Y.V (Thank you for making this one of your favorite stories ^_^)
~Deltalead
~C.T. (I think I'll wait until next chapter to do that. Good suggestion)
~HotaruMaxwell (Yea, Ryou did but just barely. He lost some serious points for cussing in front of Anubis...)
Thanx to C.T. for inspiring Yugi's room.
~ Chapter......start!
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Bakura was in a daze when he left Tea's room. She occupied his thoughts completely. The only things he thought about before was dystroying the world, getting the Millenium Items, and also the occasional killing. He decided what to do next...
Bakura decided to go to the Two-way Room and see what the Pharaoh and his Aibou were talking about at the moment. He arrived there and found the Pharaoh and his Aibou deep in conversation. The King of Games was sobbing uncontrollably for some reason.
"....and then she told me she wasn't a woman, but a man!" Yami wailed. "I feel so dirty!!!!"
"So this person you were hitting on at Burgerworld was actually a man? HAHAHAHA!!!! Yami, you are one sick son of a bit-" (In this, Yami can make a body for himself seperate from Yugi if he wants to)
"I should not have turned to you for sympathy, should I?"
"Nope (^_^).......Well, at least you still have your online 'lover'"
"That doesn't help Aibou."
"Hehe....ok then, why don't we go off to find some duels? It will let us all get some fresh air and take your mind off of...that."
"*Sniff*....Thanks, you always make things better....I don't know what I would do without you"
"Yami, I'm not gay you know (-_-)"
"Aibou, I'm not a gay either!!! Also, I'm not a homophobe like some people."
"............................................."
"Whatever, I'll meet you in at the Junction (The hallway between their two sould rooms.) now, ok?"
"Yami, just because I said I wasn't gay doesn't mean I am a homo-"
"NOW!"
"fine...."
Yami walked out of the room and for once, the Tomb Robber was going to follow him. He planned to go into Yugi's room now! He hoped he would fnd some intresting things about them that weren't gross or dealed with animals. He is a thief, so it was no problem to follow Yami unnoticed. They got to the hallway. Yugi was already waiting there.
"I'M SERIOUSLY NOT A HOMOPHOBE!!"
"Yea....then prove it!"
"Yami, I am friends with Tristin"
"Guess you made your point Aibou"
"Are you ready to go Yami?"
"Of course! LET'S DUEL!!"
"(-_-) Please stop doing that"
"I can't. They pay me to (^_^)"
"....bitch"
"What was that Aibou?"
(O_O)"....I said lets DITCH this place and duel!"
"Yay! afterwords, can we get ice cream?^_^"
"Only if you promise that you can work off all those calories and fat that you get from it!"
"....Nevermind...." The two walked away and Bakura could now emerge. He walked over into Yugi's room and went inside.
(O_O) "HOLY CRAP!" Everything was so innocent! Stuffed animals and colorful objects littered the floor. Bakura also noticed it was one room, unlike Yami's side which had many.
"Damn, Yugi's room sucks." He went over and sat on the bed. When he did, several magazines between the matress fell out!"
"Sluts of the Dueling World?!?!"Bakura read aloud, "Yugi is not as innocent as we all once thought! Might as well take a look at this though....." he added, smirking.
(O_O)".....Wow....Mai is flexable....VERY Flexable." Bakura put that magazine down and picked up another one. Yugi's porno stash was VERY big. He had like 50 magazines under his matress!!
"Erotic Cards, let's take a look at this." He opened the magazine and his jaw dropped. Inside were various drawings of Duel Monster girls nude and posing.
"DAMN!! I did not know my Change of Heart looked like that!!" He continued flipping through the pages. "HOLY SHIT!!! WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO MY DARK NECROPHIA?!?!?! YOU WOULD NEVER DO THAT TO DARK MAGICIAN GIRL, WOULD YOU?!?!?!?!" (Disturbing thoughts right there....)
Bakura put the magazine down in horror and went to explore Yugi's room some more. He opened his closet and....BAM! He was buried in Porno magazines!! He got up and picked one up, shocked that the Young One was more horny than the Pharaoh and himself put together!
"How to use photoshop! Edit your pictures to make your friends appear naked!"(O_O) He looked down and true to the title, several pictures of Serenity were on the floor and had been rendered nude by the Raging Hentai.
"I AM OUT OF HERE!!!!" He ran back to Yami's side and sat down on the stone steps. Then he got an evil idea. A grin spread over his face and he walked out of the room. He was about to take part in Yugi's duel.....
~
"Well Joey, it appears I win again!" The whole gang was at KaibaLand. They were enjoying an afternoon of leisure and relaxation. Yami had just obtained a new card by dueling a mysterious new person the other day, and they were just having fun at the moment. By the way, Tristen left early because he crapped his pants when Yugi's summoned Kuriboh. It gave him quite a scare.
"Stupid Yugi with his stupid Pharaoh...."
"Actually, Yami wasn't helping me that time! He said he would sit back and watch!"
"Damn it....I got an idea! Hey bitch, get over here"
*WHACK!!!!*
Joey: (X_O)
"IT'S TEA!!! Now, what were you saying?"
"Um....how 'bout you and Yami duel! I want to see what that will be like."
"Sure, I guess so! Yugi, can you let Yami help you in this duel?"
"WHY DOESN'T ANYONE THINK I CAN DUEL ON MY OWN?!?!"
(O_O)"No...I just want you two to work together....."
"Oh, ok." Yugi proceded in transforming and his and the Pharaoh's spirit became one. Also, just because their spirits become one doesn't mean they have sex (hehehe, had to add that in)
"Alright Tea, lets duel!" Before they could even draw their cards, Joey interrupted.
"Yugi! You just went through puberty! Its about time!"
"NO I DIDN'T I JUST TRANSFORMED!!!"
"But your voice...and your height...."
"All part of the transformation I assure you."
"What about the way you keep looking at Tea's boobs?
(O_O)' "....I....uh....."
*WHACK!!!!*
Yami: (X_X)
Joey: *smirking* "Who knew Tea had such a strong slap? Or that Yami had such a glass jaw?"
"Let's just get on with this duel..." muttered Tea.
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Yami: 4000 Tea:4000
(Hey, Aibou, let me take this duel on my own, it should be no problem.)
{Go ahead, be my guest Yami.} Said Yugi mentally, sitting back to watch the duel. He just wouldn't be working with Yami, he was still going to watch.
Yami: For my first move, I summon Kuriboh in attack mode! Wait! No I don't!
Tea: Too late! Thank you for giving me a head start, but you really don't have to help me out!
Yami: Yea....help you out......
Tea: I attack with Shining Friendship! Go!
The Shining Friendship flew up to the Kuriboh, and started talking about friendship. The Kuriboh pulled out a knife and killed himself. Yami:3000
Yami:.....ok....I'll make a comeback! For my next move, I'll summon the Beaver Warrior in attack mode!
Tea: That's weaker than my monster!
Yami: Not once I power up YOUR monster with Horn of the Unicorn!
Tea: .....why would you do that?
Yami: HOLY FUCK!! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH ME?!?!?!
~
What was wrong was Bakura was taking over for brief periods of time, just long enough to play certain cards and give certain commands.....This was gong to be one interesting duel. He had a lot of experience at taking over a vessel whenever he felt like it, so not even the Pharaoh could stop him.
~
Tea: Oh well, go Shining Friendship! Use your new horn!
The Fairy flew over to the Beaver and shoved the horn right up its ass!!!! The beaver exploded after that. Yami: 2200 Tea:4000
Everyone: (O_O) That looked painful.....
Tea:...I finish my turn by laying one card face down.
Yami: Finally! I will now end this duel! First I summon Elven Swordsman! Then, I use the the Atlanitian Dragon! I activate Eye of Timaeus! (Part of the new arc after Battle City) Go Timaeus! Power up the Shining Friendship!.....WAIT, NO! SHIT!!!!!!!
The dragon fused with the Fairy and the results were devestating. The fairy now had fiery red eyes and the horn on top of his head was now surging with electricity. There was fire behind the Shining Friendship, giving it a very demonic appearance.....Yami had just created a new card.
Tea: Um....thanks Yami......what should I call this?
Yami: *Banging his head on the table* Demonic *BANG* Friendship *BANG*
Bakura: *Laughing his ass off*
Tea: Demonic Friendship? Ok.....Um......go take that Elf down.....
There was only a flash of light but when everyone could see again, the Elf was gone. Yami:100 Tea: 4000
Yami: Ok, I will win! I believe in the Heart of the Cards!
Tea: Crap....thats so much more annoying that my speeches, and yet no one hates Yugi......
Yami drew his card and looked at it in suprise
Tea: Did you get what you needed?
Yami: YES! I KNEW I WOULDN'T LOSE!!!! I NEVER LOSE!!!! I ALWAYS TRU-
Tea and Joey: JUST PLAY THE DAMN CARD!!!!
Yami: (O_O) I summon Valkyrion, the Manga Warrior by sacrificing the three magnet warriors from my hand!
Suddenly, a huge monster appeared and confronted the Demonic Friendship. The two were staring each other down.
Yami: I now play Tribute to the Doomed! I can dystroy one monsters on the field now! Dystroy Valkyrion! (O_O) WAIT!!!!!
It was too late, Valkyrion was dystroyed and Tea could freely attack his lifepoints.
Yami: WHAT THE HELL?!?!!? NOOOOOOOO!!!! I CAN'T LOSE!!!!
Tea: Wow! I guess it seems I have beaten the King of Games!
Yami: *Tear* Its not fair....
Tea: Go Demonic Friendship! Attack his lifepoints directly! End this duel!!
The blinding light happened again and by the time everyone could see, the holograms had already dissapeared.
"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Yami was on the ground, screaming in pain and holding his ass....
Tea and Joey: Yugi, are you ok?!
Yami: That DEMONIC FRIENDSHIP gave me the most painful experience of my life!!!!!!!
T&J: How so?
Yami: You know that horn? HE SHOVED IT UP MY ASS!!!!!! AN ELECTRIC HORN JAMMED UP MY RECTUM!!!!! I GOT RAPED BY A FRIENDSHIP CARD!!!!! (Ouch!)
T&J: (O_O)
*Awkward silence*
Joey: So Tea, Does this mean your the new Game Champion?
Tea: Of course not! He wasn't even trying, were you Yami?
Yami: I was trying my hardest! He said this while he was still on the ground, rolling in pain and clutching his rear.
*Kaiba then entered the arena*
Kaiba: I just saw that duel! Tea, that was amazing! You beat the Game King!! It is official, you are the new Queen of Games!
Yami: Its not fair.....ow!
Tea: Well....I don't want that title.
Kaiba: Ok, I'll take the title then! (^_^)
*WHACK!!*
Kaiba: (X_O) Ok, Yami can have it....
Yami: Yes....I'm Game.....King again.....Hurrah!.....SHIT THAT HURTS!!
"You might want to see our medical team about your injury." said a smirking Kaiba.
Yami: .....
The gang waited around KaibaLand talking with friends while Yami was getting tretment. (I won't go into his treatment....) By the time he was done, it was time for everyone to go home. Yami decided he didn't want any ice cream (He already had some ASS cream!), so they just went back to the Kame Game Shop. Bakura had already retreated back to Yami's end of the puzzle, still laughing his head off.
"Aibou, I am sorry I lost that duel, I don't know what happenend to me"
"Yami, you don't need to apologize, I forgive you."
"Wow! Really?"
"Yep, I think getting an electric unicorn horn shoved up your ass is punishment enough! (^_^)"
(-_-) "Well, good night then Aibou"
"Goodnight Yami." The two went to their seperate rooms. As soon as Yami entered his, he heard Yugi scream "OH SHIT!!!"
"Aibou! I'm comming!" He entered Yugi's room and found porno magazines scattered around the floor. Yugi had tripped on one upon entering. He screamed and landed face first into one of the open magazines.
"You could knock next time."
"Aibou....."
"I know Yami, I know, it's not right to have all of these. I'm sorry."
"What are you talking about?!?! I'm so proud!!!! You've finally become a man!!!! You're not afraid of girls anymore!"
"(O_O) Right......does that mean I'm not in trouble?"
"Of course not! Do you mind if I stay here tonight? I haven't seen some of these before." Said Yami, picking up a photo of a nude Isis, eyeing it carefully.
"Sure! It will be fun! We can stay up all night reading Porno!"
"Aibou. I think we finally agree on something." (THEY DIDN'T DO ANYTHING TO EACH OTHER!!!!! Sorry all YugixYami fans)
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Bakura:(O_O)....Well, at least I get to sleep in Yami's bed tonight. Its much better than the couch.
~ End chapter!
Yugi: I don't look at porn! Really, I don't! WHY DON'T YOU BELIEVE ME?!?!
SOTR: No one is disagreeing with you
Yugi:.....
Bakura: Wow, I got like no torture this chapter! Score!
Tea: And I became Queen of Games!
SOTR: Well, I'm going to end this, since everyone is happy an-*BANG!*
SOTR: (X_X) *Dead*
Yami: *Puts away gun* That will teach him to mess with my title....................................................................... .....................................and my ass
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