Aliens & gayness!!!111 When fans attack fiction!!!11 00

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"OMG!" Lee screeched! "They're actually persecuting Michael Jackson??!!!!!!!!!"

Lei looked baffled, once again. "But isn't this 2026?"

The silver-haired man's expressions were overlapped by confusion. "Lyke, really?" Lee giggled.

Lei too giggled."Yeah," he giggled some more.

"Ooh, totally, literally, utterly, all-around jim-dandy awesome!".

"I KNOW, lyke, totally. So lyke, yer gay, right?"

"Yah man absolutely. U?"

"Well DUH!!1111 I have long hair and fight in colorful dresses."

"Lyke to-tally. I see."

"Yah man, I know. Lyke, so lyke, isn't purple pretty? I just adore every color of the rainbow ever so much."

"Uh huh. Purple is da bomb. Kazuya loves purple too, but lyke, he can't be gay cuz Kazuya's more badass."

"K, lyke I C. Hmp. Never understand some ppl. So lyke, do you have that new shade of lipstick I wanted to borrow?"

"Yah, lyke of course. I just ever so luv it 2 pieces!!1111"

"w00t and it's lyke SO totally rad and red. w00t."

"I know my fellow home boy, I mean, grrrlllll."

"OMG, that is lyke so friggin cool!!!!!!11111 Kawaii!!!!"

"XD"

":)"

";#"

":::DDDDD"

"Hey?"

"What?"

"Who's talking WHERE again in these lines? I mean, how are people supposed to know?"

"..."

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"OH GODS HELP US!!!!" Hwoarang cried out, praying for nothing more than the Titans to come down and sacrifice his poor ol' life.

"YES!!! HELP!!!!" Jin choked as Julia had wrapped her arms just a little too tightly around Jin's neck.

"ME!!!!" Julia cried. "You must pick ME!!!!!!! JIN!!!! I am the one for YOU!!!!!!!!!"

However, with her other arm, she was cutting off the blood flow to Hwoarang's pea-sized, drug induced brain.

Xiaoyu spotted Julia on her conquest, enraged at the thought of that SLUT trying to take her man! Whichever one "her" man truly was.

"Jin and/or Hwoarang is MINE, you slut bag!" Xiaoyu roared in fury. "The fact that Jin and/or Hwoarang was cheating on me in this doesn't matter. Only the fact that you are a SLUT, Julia, for being the mary-sue Jin and/or Hwoarang was cheating on me WITH!!!!111"

The sl-Julia gasped. "You-you're CHEATING on me?" she cried out, though not knowing if it was to Jin and/or Hwoarang she was crying it out too. When Hwoarang got the chance, he pushed Julia off of him.

Julia fans: NNNOOOOO!!!!! We HATE that little hyper bitch Xiaoyu!!!!! Let HER die!!!!

Jin caught eye of Xiaoyu, and looked kinda freaked...

Xiaoyu fans: #dies# NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! Julia is a SLUT bag like her SLUT bag rubber-band mother MICHELLE and Jin IS Xiaoyu's!!!!! She owns him!!!!!!

J/J fans: #break out the machine guns#

Xiaoyin fans: #get out the m-16s# time to start up the pairing war!

Hwoarang fangirls: His hair is so reeeeeeeeeeeeeeddddddddd so rrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeddddddddddddddddd. I love Hwoarang, cuz his hair is rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeedddddddddddddddddddddd. So.. fucking.. rrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeedddddddddddddddddd. If your hair wasn't RED, then we wouldn't lyke you NEARLY as much!!!!!! Now come here, we're gonna rape you and your RED hair!!!!

Hwoarang screamed in horror as the fangirls proceeded to tear into the fiction world and harass him. Jin, was meanwhile, trying to tear Julia and Xiaoyu off of him, while the Xiaoyu/Xiaoyin fans proceeded to go at war with the Julia/J/J fans. Then, random groups of Xiaorang and Hwulia fans joined in, prepared to kill each other and flame each other to hell over stupid fanfiction and pairings for characters who don't exist.

Hwoarang held onto Jin for safety, when a few of the Hwoajin fans suddenly gasped in shock! Oh no! Did this mean Hwoarang was UKE here? Or Jin UKE? Whatever would we do?!!!!!

"Uh, can't we just take turns here or something? And this is just fanfiction, you know..." Hwoarang stated, still sounding freaked.

Hwoajin Hwoarang teenies: NO! You can't take freggin turns! Hwoarang's ALWAYS got to be da big bad red-headed seme, ppls!!!

Hwoajin Jin teenies: Nuh UH!!!! Jin's the dominating seme, no matter what!!!!

"O... kay..." Jin remarked in tune to the previously spoken declarations.

A fangirl raised her hand. "Ooh, I like Jin/Steve!"

Everyone looked disgusted. Some of the Xiaoyin/J/J/Xiaorang/Hwulia fans for ppl actually liking gay stuff(Oh no!!111), and the Hwoajin fans for someone liking another pairing outside of Hwoajin. How COULD they? NOTHING was SO hawt like JinxHwoarangxJinxHwoarang or whatever order!!!!11111 .

Some angry Tekken yaoi fans: NOOO!!!!!1111 We must now rebel against Hwoajin for being so pOpUlAr!!!!!!111 AAARRRGGGG!!!!!!! Load the battleship missiles to sink the Hwoajin ship!!!!!1111111 (((

Xiaoyu and Julia looked about. Jin and Hwoarang had run off out of fear. They cried and cried and cried, but then became best friends again and returned to their classes in the same high school.

The fans continued to fight and flame and bash and start special boards against one another and group, driving the people who actually thought this whole mess was utter nonsense insane while amusing them at the same time.

Xing: Welcome to the wonderful world of fanfiction.net! #smiles# Unleash your imagination and free your soul!

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-Insert Star Trek Music-

Dun dun dun dun dun!!!

Hwoarang, Jin, Xiaoyu, and Julia were blasting off into space.

Hwoarang: 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, blastoff!!!11

Dun dun dun dun dun!!!

Xiaoyu: I 4got where were going??!!!111 AAAHHHH!!!!111

Jin: 2 the moon! Whoo hoo!!!

Dun dun dun dun dun!!!

They get to the moon.

Hwoarang opened the door of the spacecraft.

And he saw...

Dun dun dun dun dun!!!

Hwoarang: woah, rocks!!

Xiaoyu: Do u think their could be aliens here??????

Julia: Its not scientifically possible, I tell u!

Hwoarang suddenly heard a noise, and turned...

Dun dun dun dun dun!!!

Hwoarang: woah its an alien!!!11

Xiaoyu: ahhhh!!!!!!!11111 %grasp onto her boyfriend Jin%

Jin: don't worry my Xiaoyu, I shall protect you!

The alien was big, green, and ugly!!!!111

Hwoarang and Jin went to fight the alien and it was indeed a very tough battle and the fight took a long time to fight but after awhile Jin and Hwoarang were able to defeat the alien and Xiaoyu and Julia were very very happy.

Jin and Hwoarang had saved the day again!

Dun dun dun dun dun!!!

Xiaoyu: wow Jin thank you so much 4 saving me!!!!!!11

Julia: and thank you Hwoarang!!!!!11

Thus the flight to the moon was a success!!!111

Jin: well, looks like we saved the world!!!1111

Dun dun dun dun dun!!!

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