Ok, first off I'd like to point out, as one of my reviewers noted, that I have been using very varied spellings for the word "Asgard" which I have fixed in all of my previous chapters, and hope to keep constant in the future. Also the same reviewer pointed out that in Chapter 8 I have Thor say to Jack '"It is now wise to curse you allies..."' but that was a typo; I meant to say "It is not wise to curse your allies..."'. That has been corrected as well. Thank you all for being so patient with me and my laziness. (The funny thing is once, I forget which fic or author, but I think I read some one use not instead of now; which is the exact opposite of the mistake I made.)

Legato with vengeance

Is there Ever Such a Thing as a Normal Day at the SGC

Chapter: 10

"Ok, Danny, show's on," Jack whispered as Daniel, stood up on the low bench that followed the perimeter of the room.

"Jack?"

"Yeah?" Jack looked at Daniel wondering what he was thinking.

"This is degrading enough, so shut up!" Daniel turned around, not wanting to see Jack's disgruntled expression.

"…" Teal'c just stared getting ready to stop them both if they didn't get quiet soon.

"Well, here goes," Daniel started to shout out of the air vent, "ukedhøm vocøm îkthøn dhe'øni wa!"

There was a minute of silence where Jack was just staring at Daniel then a Jaffa came running down the hallway yelling, "Cáro Ko'îk røn køn wa?!" just seconds too late he saw Carter, just as she got him with a zat gun.

"What the heck was that Daniel–?"

"You had a very convincing accent, Daniel Jackson." Teal'c interrupted Jack.

"Thank you, Teal'c" Daniel smirked, ignoring Jack.

"Come on, guys, you'd like to get out wouldn't you?" Carter looked at them as she held the air vent that she had unlocked with the keys she had found on the Jaffa.

"Gladly," Jack pushed in front of Daniel and crawled out of the prison.

"Ah, that wonderfully stale air of not-freedom!" Jack stretched his arms out behind his head as SG-1 sat behind one of those handy out coves in the Gou'ald ship, as they waited for the next Gou'ald patrol to pass, getting a glare from Daniel. Once they were gone SG-1 ran through the next doorway and into the ring-room.

"Ok, let's go! Daniel excitedly stepped up to the control panel, getting ready to punch in some commands.

"Whoa! Whoa! No touching yet, Space Monkey!" Jack came over, making Daniel step down, "let me."

"Do you even…." Daniel stared as the rings diapered then came back for half a second then diapered again, only to reappear in plain view. "What the heck did you do, Jack?" Daniel put his hands into the air in exasperation.

"You'll see when we get back," Jack smirked, and then set a timer, "Ok, everyone on board! Last stop earth!" With that he hopped down to the platform, with Daniel close on his heals, Sam and Teal'c already in place. Then the device activated and they were instantaneously transported into a parking lot, the car beside them and the pounding of the surf in the background. "Ah, Bay sweet Bay!" Jack took a deep breath of air and sighed, "Let the Asgards save this world if they're so interested." Jack got his keys out of his pocket and unlocked the trunk and put his army vest into the trunk, exchanging it for a dorky fishing vest, a pole, bait and tackle as the others just stared in shock.

"Jack…"

"I know what you're going to say, so just forget it, ok?" Jack smirked, then looked out at the long peer in front of them, with dozens of boats docked to it, "So, d'ya thing they'll rent boats for a week at a time?"

"No, Jack, not on you life…" Daniel continued to stare at his insane colonel.

"So, Danny, heard any good jokes lately?" Jack reclined in the chair on the deck of the small motor boat, dangling his fishing pole over the side.

"What do you think?"

"Oh, what, did Danny-Boy get his feelings hurt?" Jack pretended to pout. "Come on, Daniel, lighten up, we're on vacation!"

"Yeah, Daniel, I hate to say it but Jack's right." Carter gave Daniel a concerned look.

"What? You guys look like it's unusual to care that the world's gonna get blown up!" Daniel put his hands in the air again, nearly dropping his fishing pole overboard.

"Oh, I bet, that Mr. 'I'm-a-superior-being' has got it all figured out by now." Jack commented recalling in a fish. "Hah! See, I told you I'd be first to catch one!"

"You really don't care do you? I mean we could get blown to smithereens any minute! And. you. do. not. care!" Daniel nearly started shouting.

"Give it a break, Daniel; otherwise, I'm throwing you off the boat… now." Now that, surprisingly had meaning behind it, so Daniel decided to stop fighting it and die with his mouth shut instead of complaining.

To be continued…