I'm back! Thank you for your patience and support in my time of need!
Mahalo for reviewing-
~Slyfer
~Deltalead
~Jennilyn Maxwell
~fOX-SPIRIT AKA Y.V
~Maria Christina
~WildBlackWolf
~C.T.
~Smarty1
~Maho Shojo
~Dragona 2007
~Setoluvr
~Ice-Spirit Phoenix
~WindShine
~A.K.A. Talentless
~Vegeta-is-forgotten
~terra
I guess people do like this story. Now its time to start the highly anticipated, Chapter 9!!!!
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"....no....not pink.....NOT PINK! AAAHHHHHH!!!!!" Bakura woke up drenched in sweat. Nightmares were an uncommon thing for him, but spending time with Yami can disturb anyone's dreams. Rubbing the sleep out of his eyes, he looked around and remembered he was in Yami's unoccupied room at the moment.
"DAMN! I AM NEVER SPENDING ANOTHER NIGHT WITH MY AIBOU!!!"
"Crap! he's back!" Bakura jumped off the bed and rolled underneath. Last thing he neded was for the King of Games to find the White-haired Thief in his bed. He watched the Pharaoh come into his chambers. Yami was in a very tired state, as usual.
"Well, if I stayed up all night looking at porn I would be tired as well." Bakura muttered to himself. Underneath the bed was a pertty decent amount of dust.
Yami walked over to his drawers trying to find something. Bakura heard him muttering under his breath.
"Gods it really hurts! (O_O) I kept it straight all night and now i can't put it down! Yugi even gave it a few good rubs! It felt great, but it didn't help. I gotta get rid of this quickly...."
"........................................................................... ............................................................"
He saw Yami then walk over to a chair. He tried to sit down, but then.......
"HOLY SIHT!!!" The Tri-colored hair bobbled up as Yami lept to his feet in pain. He glared at the chair with anger and disgust.
"Also because of yesterday, I can't sit down anymore!!!
(O___________________________________________________________________O)
Ah, i found it! The rubbing cream! This should relieve me!"
"Oh dear Ra......" Bakura was scared
"Just rub a little on.........oh yea............thats it............."
"Oh shit............." Now Bakura was terrified
"Oh yea.....that feels so good. OH YES!!"
(O______________________________________________________________________O)
Now Bakura was scarred for life.
"Well i'd better get cleaned up now, don't want to leave a mess."
"That was so wrong on so many levels." Just then, Yami came back into the room with paper towels, it seemed the Tomb Robber had to stay for a little longer.
"Well, I'm glad I finally got to putting anti-bacterial cream on my paper cut! It was really soothing. Worst part is I cut myself on the joint of my finger! I couldn't bend it all night!"
*Anime fall from Bakura*
"Jeez, I can't even sit down now because I got sodomized by a friendship card....................................................which felt pretty good actually.......Hope this doesn't mean I'm gay"
-_- *BIG-ASS SWEATDROP*
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"Thank Ra I'm out of there....what to do next?" The Tomb Robber finally got out of Yami's room when the Pharaoh passed out of his bed (face down, still can't lay on his butt). The paper cut kept him awake all night long. The hallways were empty like normal. You would think Yami could put up some decorative wall paper or something. Suddenly. a familiar urgency overtook Bakura.
"Oh Gods! I really need to take a piss! Where did that bathroom go?" Well, normally when you wake up in the morning, bathroom is always first thing on the to-do list. Bakura headed back to the restroom he saw earlier.
"Ok....here it is." He opened the door and stepped inside.
"Ah! The toilet!" The Thief dashed over there, unzipped his pants, and well.......you know.......
"Ah, I just released the Nile! Its washing away all the crops! Yea!!!"(O_O) Now, the relieved Bakura zipped up his pants and flushed the toilet. The only problem was, the toilet didn't flush.....
"Hmmm, the water isn't going doen in the normal swirly circle." Bakura flushed a couple more times, but the water just got higher.
"This isn't right....this isn't right at all......" Suddenly, the water level got way too high. The water started leaking out and dampening the floor.
O_O "No.....cut that out! Halt your rising! Oh shit!"
"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" The Thief ran out of the bathroom and slammed the door, hoping the rising water would stop on its own.........
He leaned against the wall and sat down. Bakura just broke the only toilet in the puzzle, now where was he going to do his business?
WOOF! WOOF!!
O_O "The hell was that?"
WOOF! WOOF! WOOF!
"The Pharaoh has a dog?"
WOOF! Bakura decided to follow the barking to its source. He began his trek down the hall. The noise steadily grew louder and louder until he was outside the room where the sound originated from.....
"Well, I guess I should go inside....." Bakura walked in and was immediately tackled!
"HELP!! HELP!!! CUJO IS ABOUT TO KILL ME!!!!!"
BARK! GGGRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!
Bakura managed to throw it off him and then got to his feet. He turned around to face the beast, ready to kill.
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Bakura's P.O.V.
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O__O "JOEY?!?!"
Yes, that's right. I had found Joey's special room in Yami's Puzzle. He was wearing a dog suit at the moment. Right now he was on all fours, barking viciously at me for some reason......
"You know my name?"
"Why the hell are you barking at me?"
"Cause I'm a dog!"
"The hell?" What was going on here? Tea's words floated back to me.....everyone was as Yami envisioned them. I guess the Pharaoh had been talking to Kaiba too much........
"If your a dog, why are you speaking with out permission?"
"Shit! Your right! I'm sorry!"
-_- "Dumbass"
"I don't know, your ass looks pretty smart to me."
"Gods, you're a bitch, you know that?"
"I'm pretty sure I'm a guy dog. Yami will take to get neutered soon. What is neutered?"
O____________________________________________________________________O
"Um.........its like a doctor's appointment. Sometimes they have to ammputate certain parts"
"Wow! I hope I'm healthy and can keep all my parts!"
"I doubt that......" Ra he was stupid.
"So, what brings you to my dog house?"
"Well, I heard barking and decided to check it out."
"Oh, ok, what was it?"
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My stomach gave a rumble. The only thing I have eaten so far was a pack of sponges. It wasn't very filling.(hehe, that would suck) I was freaking starving.
"Say......do you have anything to eat?
"Oh yea! Just give me a second!" Dog-boy ran away and dove into a closet. A second later he came back, pulling along some food.....
"Joey, this is dog food"
"So?"
"I'm not a dog"
"Really? I though-"
"DID I SAY YOU CAN SPEAK?!?!?!"
"Whoops! Sorry again!"
"Just go sit in the corner, I need to think."
The Mutt walked to the corner and crouched there. If he had a tail, I'm sure it would have been tucked in between his legs. I rubbed my temples. I wonder how long I have been in here. Maybe about 3 days. Had it only been 3 days?
"Um.....can I come out now?"
"I don't care, and from now on call me master"
"Thank you master!!" Joey was so happy he ran up to Bakura and started licking his face!
SSSSSSLLLLLUUUUURRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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"Oh Ra.......did you just lick me?"
"Yep! ^_^ Puppy kisses!"
"Oh Gods I'm going to be sick........"
"What do you want me to do master?"
"Get a trashcan so I can throw up."
"Will do!" He came back dragging a trashcan with his teeth.
"Here you go! Hope you enjoy it"
I didn't even answer him, I just bent over and began puking in it. After about 30 seconds, I got up and wiped off my mouth
"I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU JUST FUCKING LICKED ME!!!!!!"
"What, I lick Yami all the time! I also sniff at his crouch! Can I sniff yours?"
O______________________________________________________________________O
"Oh Ra.....a fresh wave is comming!" I bent over and started puking again.
"Your boring, all you do is look into trashcans." I finally could look up.
"Well, its your fault"
"HEY, LET'S PLAY!!!!!!" Hehe, Kaiba would have been so at home here.
"Ok, do you have a ball?"
"Gimme a second......GAAAHHH......EEEHHHHH........AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!! There we go!"
O_______________________________________________O
"Why was the ball up your ass?"
"How would I know? I'm just a dog."
"Do you have a clean ball?"
"Oh, you want a clean one!" He scammpered back to his closet and pulled out a fresh case of tennis balls.
"Ok, FETCH!!" I threw the ball at his face.
"YAY!! I CAUGHT IT!!!"
"No....its just stuck in your face......"
"But I still caught it!!"
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"Ok, now lets do something else!"
"Jeez, do you have ADD or something?"
"No, but I have fleas ^_^"
"Life must be pretty boring for you, huh?"
"No, theres never a dull moment when your a dog!"
"Why are you so happy anyways?"
"I don't know. Most dogs are, right?"
"Listen, I'm gonna go take a nap. Don't wake me unless someone comes along, ok?"
"Sure, no problem!"
I walked over to a corner and layed down. I guess the lack of food was really starting to get to me. I may be a spirit, but I still need to eat! Well, ever since I got my own body anyways. I wonder what Tea is up to right now........the thought occupied my head as I slowly drifted off to sleep.
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"No....stop it.........." Something wet was hitting me. "Cut it out......." I opened one eye slowly, then the other. Joey was standing right over me and his leg was raised........
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
"What does it look like? I'm peeing."
"WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU PEEING ON ME?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!"
"Sorry, I thought you were a fire hydrant"
"DO I LOOK LIKE A BLOODY FIRE HYDRANT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!-what the hell is a fire hydrant?"
"Um.....toilet for dogs?"
"You know, back in my day people respected cats, not dogs. Everyone hated dogs."
"Well, times have changed."
"JOEY! IT'S ME, YAMI!!!"
"OH SHIT! HE'S GOING TO FIND ME!!"
"COME ON, ITS TIME TO FIND THAT RA DAMN RABBIT!!!!"
"Joey, you have to hide me!"
"Ok! Quickly crawl up my ass!"
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It was too late, Yami came in through the door at that exact moment. The Pharaoh turned around and to his suprise, I was standing there. He finally discovered the new resident of his Puzzle.
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Well, I guess this is kind of short, but I've been out of this story for a while. Gotta get back into the mood of it.
Bakura: He peed on me!!!!
Joey: Why am I a dog in this chapter?!
Kaiba: *Whisles innocently* Um..........why don't we kill the author......I'm sure its his fault
Bakura & Joey: YEA!!!!
SOTR: Ra damn you Kaiba
Kaiba: *Smirking*
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Review and tell your friends how great this story is ^_^
Bakura: Not very great
SOTR: Shut up
Mahalo for reviewing-
~Slyfer
~Deltalead
~Jennilyn Maxwell
~fOX-SPIRIT AKA Y.V
~Maria Christina
~WildBlackWolf
~C.T.
~Smarty1
~Maho Shojo
~Dragona 2007
~Setoluvr
~Ice-Spirit Phoenix
~WindShine
~A.K.A. Talentless
~Vegeta-is-forgotten
~terra
I guess people do like this story. Now its time to start the highly anticipated, Chapter 9!!!!
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"....no....not pink.....NOT PINK! AAAHHHHHH!!!!!" Bakura woke up drenched in sweat. Nightmares were an uncommon thing for him, but spending time with Yami can disturb anyone's dreams. Rubbing the sleep out of his eyes, he looked around and remembered he was in Yami's unoccupied room at the moment.
"DAMN! I AM NEVER SPENDING ANOTHER NIGHT WITH MY AIBOU!!!"
"Crap! he's back!" Bakura jumped off the bed and rolled underneath. Last thing he neded was for the King of Games to find the White-haired Thief in his bed. He watched the Pharaoh come into his chambers. Yami was in a very tired state, as usual.
"Well, if I stayed up all night looking at porn I would be tired as well." Bakura muttered to himself. Underneath the bed was a pertty decent amount of dust.
Yami walked over to his drawers trying to find something. Bakura heard him muttering under his breath.
"Gods it really hurts! (O_O) I kept it straight all night and now i can't put it down! Yugi even gave it a few good rubs! It felt great, but it didn't help. I gotta get rid of this quickly...."
"........................................................................... ............................................................"
He saw Yami then walk over to a chair. He tried to sit down, but then.......
"HOLY SIHT!!!" The Tri-colored hair bobbled up as Yami lept to his feet in pain. He glared at the chair with anger and disgust.
"Also because of yesterday, I can't sit down anymore!!!
(O___________________________________________________________________O)
Ah, i found it! The rubbing cream! This should relieve me!"
"Oh dear Ra......" Bakura was scared
"Just rub a little on.........oh yea............thats it............."
"Oh shit............." Now Bakura was terrified
"Oh yea.....that feels so good. OH YES!!"
(O______________________________________________________________________O)
Now Bakura was scarred for life.
"Well i'd better get cleaned up now, don't want to leave a mess."
"That was so wrong on so many levels." Just then, Yami came back into the room with paper towels, it seemed the Tomb Robber had to stay for a little longer.
"Well, I'm glad I finally got to putting anti-bacterial cream on my paper cut! It was really soothing. Worst part is I cut myself on the joint of my finger! I couldn't bend it all night!"
*Anime fall from Bakura*
"Jeez, I can't even sit down now because I got sodomized by a friendship card....................................................which felt pretty good actually.......Hope this doesn't mean I'm gay"
-_- *BIG-ASS SWEATDROP*
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"Thank Ra I'm out of there....what to do next?" The Tomb Robber finally got out of Yami's room when the Pharaoh passed out of his bed (face down, still can't lay on his butt). The paper cut kept him awake all night long. The hallways were empty like normal. You would think Yami could put up some decorative wall paper or something. Suddenly. a familiar urgency overtook Bakura.
"Oh Gods! I really need to take a piss! Where did that bathroom go?" Well, normally when you wake up in the morning, bathroom is always first thing on the to-do list. Bakura headed back to the restroom he saw earlier.
"Ok....here it is." He opened the door and stepped inside.
"Ah! The toilet!" The Thief dashed over there, unzipped his pants, and well.......you know.......
"Ah, I just released the Nile! Its washing away all the crops! Yea!!!"(O_O) Now, the relieved Bakura zipped up his pants and flushed the toilet. The only problem was, the toilet didn't flush.....
"Hmmm, the water isn't going doen in the normal swirly circle." Bakura flushed a couple more times, but the water just got higher.
"This isn't right....this isn't right at all......" Suddenly, the water level got way too high. The water started leaking out and dampening the floor.
O_O "No.....cut that out! Halt your rising! Oh shit!"
"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" The Thief ran out of the bathroom and slammed the door, hoping the rising water would stop on its own.........
He leaned against the wall and sat down. Bakura just broke the only toilet in the puzzle, now where was he going to do his business?
WOOF! WOOF!!
O_O "The hell was that?"
WOOF! WOOF! WOOF!
"The Pharaoh has a dog?"
WOOF! Bakura decided to follow the barking to its source. He began his trek down the hall. The noise steadily grew louder and louder until he was outside the room where the sound originated from.....
"Well, I guess I should go inside....." Bakura walked in and was immediately tackled!
"HELP!! HELP!!! CUJO IS ABOUT TO KILL ME!!!!!"
BARK! GGGRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!
Bakura managed to throw it off him and then got to his feet. He turned around to face the beast, ready to kill.
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Bakura's P.O.V.
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O__O "JOEY?!?!"
Yes, that's right. I had found Joey's special room in Yami's Puzzle. He was wearing a dog suit at the moment. Right now he was on all fours, barking viciously at me for some reason......
"You know my name?"
"Why the hell are you barking at me?"
"Cause I'm a dog!"
"The hell?" What was going on here? Tea's words floated back to me.....everyone was as Yami envisioned them. I guess the Pharaoh had been talking to Kaiba too much........
"If your a dog, why are you speaking with out permission?"
"Shit! Your right! I'm sorry!"
-_- "Dumbass"
"I don't know, your ass looks pretty smart to me."
"Gods, you're a bitch, you know that?"
"I'm pretty sure I'm a guy dog. Yami will take to get neutered soon. What is neutered?"
O____________________________________________________________________O
"Um.........its like a doctor's appointment. Sometimes they have to ammputate certain parts"
"Wow! I hope I'm healthy and can keep all my parts!"
"I doubt that......" Ra he was stupid.
"So, what brings you to my dog house?"
"Well, I heard barking and decided to check it out."
"Oh, ok, what was it?"
-__-
My stomach gave a rumble. The only thing I have eaten so far was a pack of sponges. It wasn't very filling.(hehe, that would suck) I was freaking starving.
"Say......do you have anything to eat?
"Oh yea! Just give me a second!" Dog-boy ran away and dove into a closet. A second later he came back, pulling along some food.....
"Joey, this is dog food"
"So?"
"I'm not a dog"
"Really? I though-"
"DID I SAY YOU CAN SPEAK?!?!?!"
"Whoops! Sorry again!"
"Just go sit in the corner, I need to think."
The Mutt walked to the corner and crouched there. If he had a tail, I'm sure it would have been tucked in between his legs. I rubbed my temples. I wonder how long I have been in here. Maybe about 3 days. Had it only been 3 days?
"Um.....can I come out now?"
"I don't care, and from now on call me master"
"Thank you master!!" Joey was so happy he ran up to Bakura and started licking his face!
SSSSSSLLLLLUUUUURRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
O______________________________________________________________________O
"Oh Ra.......did you just lick me?"
"Yep! ^_^ Puppy kisses!"
"Oh Gods I'm going to be sick........"
"What do you want me to do master?"
"Get a trashcan so I can throw up."
"Will do!" He came back dragging a trashcan with his teeth.
"Here you go! Hope you enjoy it"
I didn't even answer him, I just bent over and began puking in it. After about 30 seconds, I got up and wiped off my mouth
"I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU JUST FUCKING LICKED ME!!!!!!"
"What, I lick Yami all the time! I also sniff at his crouch! Can I sniff yours?"
O______________________________________________________________________O
"Oh Ra.....a fresh wave is comming!" I bent over and started puking again.
"Your boring, all you do is look into trashcans." I finally could look up.
"Well, its your fault"
"HEY, LET'S PLAY!!!!!!" Hehe, Kaiba would have been so at home here.
"Ok, do you have a ball?"
"Gimme a second......GAAAHHH......EEEHHHHH........AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!! There we go!"
O_______________________________________________O
"Why was the ball up your ass?"
"How would I know? I'm just a dog."
"Do you have a clean ball?"
"Oh, you want a clean one!" He scammpered back to his closet and pulled out a fresh case of tennis balls.
"Ok, FETCH!!" I threw the ball at his face.
"YAY!! I CAUGHT IT!!!"
"No....its just stuck in your face......"
"But I still caught it!!"
-__-
"Ok, now lets do something else!"
"Jeez, do you have ADD or something?"
"No, but I have fleas ^_^"
"Life must be pretty boring for you, huh?"
"No, theres never a dull moment when your a dog!"
"Why are you so happy anyways?"
"I don't know. Most dogs are, right?"
"Listen, I'm gonna go take a nap. Don't wake me unless someone comes along, ok?"
"Sure, no problem!"
I walked over to a corner and layed down. I guess the lack of food was really starting to get to me. I may be a spirit, but I still need to eat! Well, ever since I got my own body anyways. I wonder what Tea is up to right now........the thought occupied my head as I slowly drifted off to sleep.
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"No....stop it.........." Something wet was hitting me. "Cut it out......." I opened one eye slowly, then the other. Joey was standing right over me and his leg was raised........
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
"What does it look like? I'm peeing."
"WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU PEEING ON ME?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!"
"Sorry, I thought you were a fire hydrant"
"DO I LOOK LIKE A BLOODY FIRE HYDRANT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!-what the hell is a fire hydrant?"
"Um.....toilet for dogs?"
"You know, back in my day people respected cats, not dogs. Everyone hated dogs."
"Well, times have changed."
"JOEY! IT'S ME, YAMI!!!"
"OH SHIT! HE'S GOING TO FIND ME!!"
"COME ON, ITS TIME TO FIND THAT RA DAMN RABBIT!!!!"
"Joey, you have to hide me!"
"Ok! Quickly crawl up my ass!"
(---__________________________________________________________________---)
It was too late, Yami came in through the door at that exact moment. The Pharaoh turned around and to his suprise, I was standing there. He finally discovered the new resident of his Puzzle.
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Well, I guess this is kind of short, but I've been out of this story for a while. Gotta get back into the mood of it.
Bakura: He peed on me!!!!
Joey: Why am I a dog in this chapter?!
Kaiba: *Whisles innocently* Um..........why don't we kill the author......I'm sure its his fault
Bakura & Joey: YEA!!!!
SOTR: Ra damn you Kaiba
Kaiba: *Smirking*
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Review and tell your friends how great this story is ^_^
Bakura: Not very great
SOTR: Shut up